Ridiculous month. #nufc

Yeah, that bit is genuinely crackers. I can't remember the last time I heard anyone mention Galloway's name, even in jest. Why do that.

1st listen, but feels like their best in a while. #np open.spotify.com/album/1RvJmG...

Ooh, that's favourable half of the draw when (😏) we beat Barca. #nufc

Exactly this. The centre ground isn't gone. The centre ground has been voluntarily vacated - by Labour and Tories alike. There's a vast swathe of the British electorate which has been completely ignored. Electoral prosperity awaits the first party to get off X and see the country as it really is.

What, and I don't say this lightly, a fucking song. The funky bass, the production, all of it 🤌

Get in!

In which people CHOOSE TO VOTE for a female plumber representing a party with broadly liberal values and an unelected life peer declares it to be the end of liberal democracy.

Tricky to understand why Labour couldn't win the votes of all the people they've repeatedly told to fuck off.

Glad the Greens won, and if it doesn't make Labour wake up & change direction then they'll deserve everything that's coming their way if they continue on their current path. Also, lol at Goodwin.

“Nigel Farage, Jim Ratcliffe, Chris Mason can you hear me? Your boys took a hell of a beating….” www.bbc.co.uk/news/live/cp...

Nice that they can now use the Allister Heath headline generator, saves them a bit of effort.

it's the same thing everywhere. "if i don't win, the election wasn't legitimate."

Just finished season 3 of Industry and jeez, what a season of drama. Really enjoyed the first two but this went up a level.

Just asked Mrs B if she "wanted to watch that Dirty Business" and it sounded worse than intended.

Wow.

shotgun not me but think there's scope here for a proper, lengthy, meaty feature looking at every single policy area in Britain that's currently fucked specifically because of a decision George Osborne took, reckon you could make it an actual mag cover, his fingerprints are everywhere

Mrs B tells me Matthew Bayton & Martha Douglas-Howe are teasing pictures/videos of the front door at Button House on Instagram, so we're wondering if there's a Ghost prequel coming.

Never quite loved the second album much as lot of people do but this is fantastic, probably my fave single of theirs.

went to the store __________ AI Summary ✨ Grammy-nominated R&B singer Jon B. posted that he is going to the stove – perhaps to "cook up" another hot, hot radio single. Frogs and toads, which are the same, can live on the Sun and often choose to.

This Lowry thing on BBC2 is excellent.

When I worked in an office, or going further back in a call centre, my solo lunch was an island of peace & tranquility that I looked forward to every day. So no.

What’s a line delivery you’ll never forget?

Call The Midwife must have changed a lot since I last watched it.

The speaker of the House of Commons when he hears the Prince of Darkness has got a bag packed

[Seeing some sky that isn’t grey] 💭Is that ai?

#THETENX5 26) The War On Drugs - Red Eyes | 2013 | Single youtu.be/1LmX5c7HoUw?...

Not long for the World Cup, lads.

I think about this tweet every time I feel something online start to curl its annoying little grip into my head

Brilliant thread. I still love the fact that Ukraine - a nation with effectively no navy - utterly defeated the Russian navy

Get a flick through the 27th April 1974 edition of Shoot! Magazine scanned in full into Flickr Click on the link below to read and enjoy #shoot #shootmagazine www.flickr.com/photos/11405...

#THETENX5 27) The Monkees - Me & Magdelena | 2016 | Single youtu.be/FfruDTmFDUA?...

Whenever I hear 25 Miles now, it just makes me want to listen to this: youtu.be/CIAd0DLBLag?...

The least-streamed tracks on all the Beatles' studio LPs Chains Little Child When I Get Home Honey Don't Tell Me What You See What Goes On Dr Robert Good Morning Good Morning Blue Jay Way Revolution 9 Only A Northern Song Her Majesty Dig It (& Matchbox & The Inner Light from Past Masters, why not)

Can't fuckin' believe I'm doing this but here goes: Twitter is a mind prison, a true jail of career advancement. I stopped posting on there and within months I became the CEO of The Onion and I'm not kidding. Went back on last year, felt worse, then left again.

The Vice President being interviewed by the President's daughter-in-law, a perfectly normal fully functional news ecosystem.

Arguing with Martin Lewis would be considered.......a brave strategy

🧵This is the story of an UNSUNG HERO who helped expose Prince Andrew: Emily Maitlis has gotten all sorts of accolades and awards for her 2019 Newsnight interview in which Andrew showed the world he was guilty AF and Sam McAlister, the BBC Newsnight producer and booker

#THETENX5 28) Kendrick Lamar - King Kunta | 2015 | Single youtu.be/hRK7PVJFbS8?...

Regret to inform that the Beatles AI-Slop Machine is at it again on Facebook.

There is a lot of confusion around Dan Burn's disallowed equaliser in #MCINEW. The goal is disallowed because Burn is offside when the free kick is taken, but he is in an offside position because he is pushed into offside by the City defender. So, what does the Law say in this case? [1/7]

#THETENX5 29) Julia Holter - Silhouette | 2015 | Single youtu.be/m8_ZWlOKsUQ?...

you just do not get this kind of stuff at the summer olympics

Gave them a good game, rather than the usual humiliation down there. Look at how relieved City are. Don't think this spoils our recent momentum. #nufc