Same 11 in the second half after that first half performance and we’re surprised at the outcome? 🤷‍♂️ #NUFC

Willock and Gordon on yellows are the last two players I want on yellows 😬.

Sitting back and counter attacking requires being able to complete passes and/or finish when you do win the ball, of which we can do neither right now. Can’t let them have that much possession second half. Come on lads. #NUFC

Interesting lineup for sure. Resting Nick and not pushing Hall, Ok I get it. Willock in ahead of Miley or Ramsey, though? 🤔 #NUFC

Nothing brings fans of different clubs together like collectively wanting Joelinton to smash the absolute shit out of Greenwood 🖤🤍 #NUFC

Never understood why France has the worst football fans. And the police obviously couldn’t be arsed. I hope we smash them. #NUFC

😂 #NUFC

introduce yourself with four spaceships

If the last few months have taught us anything, it’s that we desperately need to sign a RB this January. Tino can play both sides so if either Hall or Tino go down, a RB should fill the gap. #NUFC

Crazy how that works.

GET THE FUCK IN LADS. #NUFC

Whatever you want to say about our finishing, there’s no denying we look a thousand time better with our fullbacks playing. #NUFC

Geez it’s nice having Tino and Hall back. World of difference. #NUFC

Howay man we must hate keeping possession. #NUFC

Harvey Barnes you have to bury that. #NUFC

85% of the league is really average this season. Literally any turn around in form and we’ll climb the table pretty quickly 😔 #NUFC

No amount of slottage time will save them this time. Love to see it. #NUFC

One of these days I’d like to see us try a 4-2-3-1 with Miley and Tonali in the double pivot and Bruno as the CAM. Seems like it would be perfect for us. #NUFC

Yo @fctulsa.bsky.social it’s kind of an important day tomorrow. Maybe some posts on here to mark the occasion? #FCTulsa

No cricket coverage here sucks. Gonna go watch both versions of Bodyline to get my fix.

😂😂😂 so perfect.

Usually when expectations are rock bottom, that’s when we pull a rabbit out of the hat. I also have Haaland captained, so that should help. 🙏 #NUFC

Get in Scotland!

Scott McTominay take a bow son 🤯

I think the thing I will hate the 🐀 for more than anything is giving me player name ptsd on kits. #NUFC

Loving this hoodie with the retro adidas text. Not crazy priced like everything else either #NUFC

Italy only need to beat Norway by 9 goals in the last match to automatically qualify.

Clery’s breakdown more or less confirms all these issues. The way we play will Hall and Tino is very different and their return *should* raise the quality. Even his thoughts on us not being a great possession team or sitting in a 4-5-1 off the ball partly stem from those injuries. #NUFC

We start the season with Tino fit and solid defensively but no attacking threat. Not winning many but not losing many either and conceding very little. Nick comes in, but both fullbacks are now injured and the ripple effect is dramatic. Scoring more goals but also leaky defensively. Gordon and the…

On the plus side, this Newcastle feels much more familiar 😂. Going to go and vigorously cuddle my dog to make me feel better (not a euphemism). #NUFC

“I love ______ but”… You’ll never sing that. #NUFC

At what point does Miley decide he’s had enough and go to a club where he can get some meaningful minutes. #NUFC

Good job Eddie. Literally everyone saw this coming. I’m done. #NUFC

Color me shocked VAR didn’t give that. But get Hall on right f*cking now. #NUFC

Not seeing a way out of this but get Hall on for Burn for starters. #NUFC

Thiaw was the best signing of the summer. So solid. Also, Nick Pope knows he can catch the ball right? #NUFC

That f*ck for Harvey Barnes because it’s been Sunday league so far. Midfield already looking better with Ramsey though. #NUFC

So many issues it’s hard to know where to start. #NUFC

Back from vacation and finally got a chance to watch the match - not nearly as dire as everyone made it seem. Somewhat sloppy at times but overall routine and comfortable. Never in doubt really.

Sitting twice as high in the Champions League table as the Premier League table was not on my bingo card for 2025 🤷‍♂️ #NUFC

Haven’t been able to watch this one. What’s the crack? Sounding like a poor first half aside from Burn’s header. #NUFC

Just to rub salt in the wounds, I captained Woltemade instead of Haaland this week 🤦‍♂️. #NUFC

How are we getting out pressed by West Ham. Just horrible. #NUFC

Christ we’re shaky defensively today.

Why don’t we just wear black-and-white when there’s no conflict with the home team. These green kits are awful. #NUFC

Lol. How has the linesman not put his flag up. He’s off by miles.

Ignoring that he looks like a clown by still talking about pre-season, no one gives a flying fuck about your squad depth when you spent the most money in Europe over the summer but didn’t buy any defenders. #NUFC

Bruno and Tonali putting on that passing clinic at the end was just… #NUFC

Ramsey, Schär, Ramsdale all stepped up with solid performances tonight. Tonali was on another level as always. #NUFC