Why the fuck is Thiaw still playing??? #NUFC

I mean, we weren’t getting anything here but still. #NUFC

Finally switching to a 4-4-2 down 3-1 with 20 mins left. Makes sense 🫠. #NUFC

Yes Thiaw should have closed down Ekitike but the guy plays every minute of every match 3 times a week ffs. Maybe give him a rest at some point but what do I know? #NUFC

Hall repeatedly pocketing Salah like it’s nothing. Love it. #NUFC

Come on lads! This Liverpool team is shite. #NUFC

It’s been too long since Lewis Hall had a worldie knee slide. Tomorrow 🤞 #NUFC

Benfica scraping through only to have to play Real Madrid again is some shitty luck. #NUFC

It doesn’t feel like the higher seeded teams in the CL knockout phase have an advantage commensurate with their position. Playing one match with the higher seeded team at home makes way more sense, but they obviously care more about broadcasting revenue than anything else. #NUFC

45 million for a striker on a team with 8 pts. The market is completely broken isn’t it. #NUFC

Better now - Qarabag/Monaco.

If things stand we might be playing Marseille in the knockout phase, which I would really like to avoid. #NUFC

This feels like a “we’re already through to the next phase” lineup 😬. #NUFC

On one hand, we probably don’t want what City is selling. Pep doesn’t sell good players. On the other hand… Joe Willock is still getting minutes. Oh well. #NUFC

Now watch us go and smash PSG just to fuck with everyone’s mind 🤪 #NUFC

After watching replays, fair play to Konsa for being as disgusted with Martinez as everyone else was. There are levels to shit housing but that prick clearly lost all self respect ages ago.

Villa allowed us to be as dominant as they were comfortable with once they got the lead but fuck me their theatrics were amateur hour. Such an unlikable team. #NUFC

Subs I would make at the half - Ramsey for Joe before he gets sent off. Barnes to the left. Gordon off for Elanga. #NUFC

That’s literally all Villa has done all season - maybe close down players? #NUFC

Given how our season has gone, beating Villa and overtaking Liverpool will be amazing. Come on lads! 🤞 #NUFC

A little on the cool side today.

Dubravka making some worldie saves in this match. 👏 #NUFC

Come on you Irons! 🙅‍♂️ #NUFC

Welcome new peeps to the #NUFC feed. You’re in for a treat on Sunday 😂. Just kidding. The discourse is pretty civilized, even when opinions differ wildly.

PSV match cam 😍 #NUFC

Louise Taylor asking a semi-normal question was a nice surprise… although they cut her off right after that so who knows what madness she had up her sleeve. #NUFC

Assuming my math is mathing, I don’t see a scenario where we’re not in the top 16 going into the CL playoff phase, and therefore hosting the second leg. I think 15th is worst case. #NUFC

4 prem teams in the top 8 tells you everything you need to know about the level of the league. An English team may not win it all, but the depth of the PL is insane. #NUFC

Lewis Miley 🥺 #NUFC

One more goal puts us ahead of PSG. Come on lads. Push! #NUFC

Observation - PL wingers always seem to look better in Europe. Teams give them so much more space. Gordon needs to figure out how to create space because PL teams are not going to give him any. #NUFC

Only two things I hate… Just kidding. But let’s fucking go! #NUFC

#LFC turn to brave the Marseille shit show today. Stay safe fans. The French police DNGAF. PSV on the other hand, is in for the time of their lives. #NUFC

All the best to @deeceebee72.bsky.social who’s going through some difficult shit. You’ve got this mate. Toes are overrated anyway. #NUFC

Win tomorrow and top 8 is inexplicably still on. Slim chance but better than no chance. #NUFC

It’s crazy to me that we are quite literally gambling our entire season on certain key players staying healthy while playing every match. No lessons learned. Thiaw overworked? It’s fine, Burn is just about to return. Hall overworked? It’s fine because Burn is- oh. Plan A FC. #NUFC

Don’t think we troubled Wolves much at all. Probably could have played another 90 mins with the same result. We still have no real answer for breaking down teams like that but at least we didn’t concede. 😞 #NUFC

No shots on target against this team is criminal. Must do better. #NUFC

Glasner complaining about Guehi leaving right now is super weird considering everyone knew he was going elsewhere either in January or in the summer. Why’s he acting like it’s such a surprise. #NUFC

Welcome to Spurs Conor Gallagher #NUFC

Come on Burnley, you can do this! #NUFC

Seems like a good time to repost this.

I already knew Tanya was an Aussie but I have a weird talent where I can watch someone’s lips on mute and pick up on their accent with a high degree of accuracy.

Well, can’t say we didn’t have chances but defensively we looked understandably tired. Hall was class yet again but we’re running him into the ground. Elanga… the less said the better. #NUFC

The number of time we play back to Pope just to have him hoof it long and lose possession is mega frustrating. #NUFC

Literally all City does is get to the byline and cross. Maybe don’t let them? #NUFC

With Tino out 8 weeks, we’re now down to Tripps and Miley on that side. Hall will get no rest because Alex Murphy is apparently not good enough. Botman and Thiaw have no choice but to play. One more of those names is destined to pick up an injury if we bring no one in. It’s dire at the back. #NUFC

Not sure where Semenyo plays tomorrow but regardless we’re going to have a hell of a time keeping their wingers in check on our right side. #NUFC