When you look at the market, £35m is a great deal for Tielemans.

Isak, Gordon, Tonali, Guimarães... Newcastle are losing star players at an alarming rate. But that's not *exactly* a bad thing. The club has been in desperate need of a rethink over what has proved to be a flawed transfer strategy. And this summer may be the perfect opportunity for a hard reset.

@razorsgc.bsky.social @greyeyemagpie.bsky.social As per this afternoon and almost like clockwork, the ‘I chose the best team who I have no connection with so I can seem superior’ Yanks come crawling out the woodwork.

If the CL final wasn’t enough - inject Gabriel’s miserable face in to my veins!

@razorsgc.bsky.social one off the list.

Knock on effect for Trafford maybe?

If we had £100m to spend on any player in the world, I’d be livid if it turned out to be Sandro Tonali #nufc

If I was Sweden, I’d bring Isak on.

For the record, I still think there’s more chance of Bruno assisting Martinelli for Newcastle next year, than there is for Arsenal.

Am I crazy to think that Bergvall would be an upgrade on Tonali in a straight swap, let alone throwing in 50 - 60m?

It’s the wife’s head in the box.

Liverpool fans will no doubt continue to act like they are the antithesis of the ‘buying success’ club. Have spent almost £500m on attackers alone in 3 seasons. Oil Club in all but name.

Very nice!

Typical of Andy Mitten. How can I make out like even Kevin Keegan thinks Man Utd are a bigger club! What a great time to bring out this line!

If I could have chosen anyone, Gabriel would have been right at the top of the list! Eze too the smug so and so. Hope they have a great night!

If #nufc have any hopes of a top table finish, what do we want out of the Bournemouth game?

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That is the dictionary definition of a penalty awarded for handball. Comms suggesting that ‘that isn’t given in the Premier League’ is mad

Good sportsmanship 😂

this is art

Any word on Tonali? 😑 That’s all I was thinking about after the 5th went in!

What are the permutations for Newcastle RE Villa and getting a European place? Do we want them to win the EL? Do we want them to finish in the CL places? Will European places go down to 8th if Villa finish in the CL places AND win Europe? #nufc

That is an absolutely hilarious lineup. Where to even start with it. #nufc

Arsenal really are the worst. Booing their own team 5 minutes ago, and now they’re the best team in the world.

😂😂😂

Not sure how important he is to them these days, but if we do draw them….

Is that the famous 5cm margin that only Liverpool get?

Is it just me that’s never really got the Milner hype - outside of longevity and the his famous bleep test? I remember him being very good at Leeds, hence why he bought him, but never really ‘got him’.

Best one yet 😂

Question - I can’t watch the Newcastle game live. I get discovery+ through my Xbox and it’s how I watch UCL games. If I ‘watch from the start’ from about 7, does anyone know what happens when the live broadcast finishes? Will it force me to live or will it just let me watch 1.5hrs behind? #nufc

@footballcliches.bsky.social ‘Doue or don’t they’ klaxon in the PSG game! 😅

Be crying all night I’m sure! 😂😂😂

The same people who told Rashford to stick to football and not to talk about politics haven’t been as vocal now that Sir Jim has had his say.

How are we in a position that we’re starting these two at full back and also neither of our £50m+ strikers are deemed capable of starting. #nufc

Brentford played us like a fiddle in added time.

Genuinely hilarious. What is Trippier doing?

Elanga’s 2 game improvement was nice whilst it lasted. #nufc

Naturally I hope I’m wrong, but we’re obviously not turning this round. This is where Howe earns his stripes. He needs to turn around a dead atmosphere and dead mood within the team.

That’s a bingo! #nufc

Feel this will only go one way. We are so mentally fragile - can’t take any set back at all. #nufc

Would have liked to see Elanga get a start, but apart from that I suppose it’s as good as we have right now. #nufc

Took me ages to admit but I think Howe’s time is done now. I have a lot of sympathy for him after the boardroom circus and the additional workload he took on but in a results business, he’s simply falling short. Recruitment poor and everything from top to bottom has gone stale. #nufc

Late bid for N’Zogbia anyone? #nufc

Mac Allister should be embarrassed by that. #nufc.

Joe Cole is their excuse for neutral because he *only* played for them for a couple of years.

Among the rest of the confusion, I didn’t notice Miley wasn’t playing 😫. #nufc

Bodo in the play-offs as it stands btw #nufc & PSG are down with us too!

Benfica in the play-offs as it stands btw #nufc

Marseille in the play-offs as it stands btw #nufc