THE FOOTBALL CLICHES PODCAST Our 𝑴𝒆𝒔𝒖𝒕 𝑯𝒂𝒂𝒍𝒂𝒏𝒅 𝑫𝒊𝒄𝒌𝒔 guest is Berbatov nutmegger, goalkeeper-cap lamenter, front-flip throw-in historian, Premier League career advisor, studio-demanding diva, classical musicman and comedian... 𝐕𝐢𝐭𝐭𝐨𝐫𝐢𝐨 𝐀𝐧𝐠𝐞𝐥𝐨𝐧𝐞 pod.fo/e/34c32b

THE FOOTBALL CLICHES PODCAST Our 𝑴𝒆𝒔𝒖𝒕 𝑯𝒂𝒂𝒍𝒂𝒏𝒅 𝑫𝒊𝒄𝒌𝒔 guest is Berbatov nutmegger, goalkeeper-cap lamenter, front-flip throw-in historian, Premier League career advisor, studio-demanding diva, classical musicman and comedian... 𝐕𝐢𝐭𝐭𝐨𝐫𝐢𝐨 𝐀𝐧𝐠𝐞𝐥𝐨𝐧𝐞 pod.fo/e/34c32b

We'd love your vote in the FSA Podcast of the Year category. It's the only award we care about, some tremendous fellow pods nominated and, what's more, we're in our absolute pomp at the moment. www.surveymonkey.com/r/fsa-awards...

THE FOOTBALL CLICHES PODCAST 🔊 Niche references in FA Cup penalty shootouts 🔊 The best-ever use of the Elis James Crowd Noise 🔊 The lineal "Great Entertainers" title! 🔊 Could there ever be a sacking-free Premier League season? 🔊 MORE @davidcameronwalker.bsky.social @nickmiller79.bsky.social

Recording FOOTBALL CLICHES on Monday... Let's have your obscure observations, niche knowledge, esoteric enquiries, footballers' names in things — or absolutely anything else at all — for the Adjudication Panel. Cheers!

An unexpected culture war, the ominous Doomsday Clock of "ball in play" stats, Graham Taylor's "Can we not knock it?!" & the sexual language of short passes 𝐃𝐑𝐄𝐀𝐌𝐋𝐀𝐍𝐃 𝐄𝐩𝐢𝐬𝐨𝐝𝐞 𝟏𝟎: 𝐒𝐤𝐢𝐧𝐧𝐲 𝐣𝐞𝐚𝐧𝐬, 𝐟𝐥𝐚𝐫𝐞𝐝 𝐣𝐞𝐚𝐧𝐬 – 𝐡𝐨𝐰 𝐭𝐨 𝐩𝐥𝐚𝐲 𝐟𝐨𝐨𝐭𝐛𝐚𝐥𝐥 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐫𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭 𝐰𝐚𝐲 ENTER DREAMLAND ⬇️ dreamland.footballcliches.com

Episode 10 of DREAMLAND is out tomorrow... Sign up here ➡️ dreamland.footballcliches.com

THE FOOTBALL CLICHES PODCAST Our 𝑴𝒆𝒔𝒖𝒕 𝑯𝒂𝒂𝒍𝒂𝒏𝒅 𝑫𝒊𝒄𝒌𝒔 guest is early-doors reducer fearer, FA Cup trophy-engraving admirer, wondergoal reclassifier, former X Factor auditionee, Screen Rot cult figure, smash-hit imaginary conversationalist & apparent Bluesky refusenik Rob Morgan pod.fo/e/346fc2

THE FOOTBALL CLICHES PODCAST 🔊 Glorious 5Live synchronicity 🔊 Hugo Ekitike & football's worst hauntings 🔊 One of the swiftest commentator's curses ever 🔊 A tantalising question about the resale value of a footballer's match-worn boots @davidcameronwalker.bsky.social 🎂 @nickmiller79.bsky.social

THE FOOTBALL CLICHES PODCAST 🔊 Glorious 5Live synchronicity 🔊 Hugo Ekitike & football's worst hauntings 🔊 One of the swiftest commentator's curses ever 🔊 A tantalising question about the resale value of a footballer's match-worn boots @davidcameronwalker.bsky.social 🎂 @nickmiller79.bsky.social

Recording FOOTBALL CLICHES with @davidcameronwalker.bsky.social & @nickmiller79.bsky.social on Monday... Let's have your weekend wonderings, commentary curiosities, footballers' names in things — or absolutely anything else at all — for the Adjudication Panel. Cheers!

DREAMLAND Episode 9 is out now! A theme tune nobody ever finds themselves humming, Neville's early nerves, Carragher leaving no tiny aspect of football without a four-minute analysis segment & LinkedIn Live for unemployed managers It's Monday Night Football. ENTER DREAMLAND ⬇️

Episode 9 of 𝐃𝐑𝐄𝐀𝐌𝐋𝐀𝐍𝐃 is out tomorrow... Sign up ➡️ dreamland.footballcliches.com

THE FOOTBALL CLICHES PODCAST 𝑴𝒆𝒔𝒖𝒕 𝑯𝒂𝒂𝒍𝒂𝒏𝒅 𝑫𝒊𝒄𝒌𝒔: The Listeners Your football fascinations & irritations, ft: Scottish League Two scores, goal kick/penalty gesture chaos & one of the most nuanced observations on the language of football... @cdeccleshare.bsky.social @davidcameronwalker.bsky.social

THE FOOTBALL CLICHES PODCAST 🔊 Gary Neville finds a new frequency at Anfield 🔊 Is Marinakis too Chaos Serie A for Our League? 🔊 The earliest you can "not want this first half to end" 🔊 Keysey’s £400m Stars of the Sixties @cdeccleshare.bsky.social @davidcameronwalker.bsky.social pod.fo/e/3418d0

Today's Clichés pod is happening! We got shafted by the dark forces/Amazon Web Services outage yesterday but I can confirm the audio HAS been retrieved from "the cloud" and the pod will be released later today!

Recording FOOTBALL CLICHES with @cdeccleshare.bsky.social & @davidcameronwalker.bsky.social on the road to Manchester on Monday... Let's have your niche knowledge, quirky questions, obscure observations, footballers' names in things — or anything else at all — for the Adjudication Panel. Cheers!

THE FOOTBALL CLICHES PODCAST 🔊 The Cape Verdean Dan Burn 🔊 FIFA regulations on pitch-invading animals 🔊 Thomas Tuchel & the Torrent of Sarcasm 🔊 If football clichés were films 🔊 The Communication XI 🔊 Richard Keys in Dream Team 🔊 AND MORE @cdeccleshare.bsky.social @nickmiller79.bsky.social

THE FOOTBALL CLICHES PODCAST 🔊 The Cape Verdean Dan Burn 🔊 FIFA regulations on pitch-invading animals 🔊 Thomas Tuchel & the Torrent of Sarcasm 🔊 If football clichés were films 🔊 The Communication XI 🔊 Richard Keys in Dream Team 🔊 AND MORE @cdeccleshare.bsky.social @nickmiller79.bsky.social

Recording FOOTBALL CLICHES with @cdeccleshare.bsky.social & @nickmiller79.bsky.social on Wednesday... Get in touch with your questions, observations, World Cup qualification quirks, footballers' names in things, etc, for the midweek Adjudication Panel. Cheers!

THE FOOTBALL CLICHES PODCAST 🔊 Lee Dixon's got some new "goalkeeper's not saving that" hyperbole 🔊 Comedy own goals 🆚 Bizarre own goals 🔊 Mid-2010s Premier League clubs as sperm counts 🔊 Footballers who forget to retire 🔊 MUCH MORE @cdeccleshare.bsky.social @davidcameronwalker.bsky.social

An unforgettable night for the London leg of the Clichés Live tour... Listeners from Brazil, Seattle, Budapest, New York and a flawless cameo from Clichés royalty. Thanks so much to everyone. Birmingham: see you Thursday!

Recording FOOTBALL CLICHES with @cdeccleshare.bsky.social & @davidcameronwalker.bsky.social at some point in the next 48 hours... Get in touch with your questions, observations, live-show highlights, footballers' names in things — or anything else at all — for the Adjudication Panel. Cheers!

Recording FOOTBALL CLICHES with @cdeccleshare.bsky.social & @davidcameronwalker.bsky.social at some point in the next 48 hours... Get in touch with your questions, observations, live-show highlights, footballers' names in things — or anything else at all — for the Adjudication Panel. Cheers!

Great experience at Cardiff live show and experiencing real life HHG afterwards. Added bonus of @footballcliches.bsky.social popping to the Packet, answering a random Genus Trivial Pursuit question correctly, then heading straight to Spoons. What a friendly bunch of podcasters they are, by the way.

THE FOOTBALL CLICHES PODCAST 🔊 Tuchel’s single biggest World Cup selection headache 🔊 Ex-Prem managers in University Challenge answers 🔊 Lampardian 94-year-old grandfathers 🔊 Backpedalling, waltzing & darting: the definitive 𝐌𝐨𝐯𝐞𝐦𝐞𝐧𝐭 𝐗𝐈 @cdeccleshare.bsky.social @davidcameronwalker.bsky.social

Recording FOOTBALL CLICHES with @cdeccleshare.bsky.social & @davidcameronwalker.bsky.social on Wednesday before heading to our live-show debut in Wales... Get in touch with your questions, observations, compelling tales, footballers' names in things, etc for the midweek Adjudication Panel. Cheers!

Recording FOOTBALL CLICHES with @cdeccleshare.bsky.social & @davidcameronwalker.bsky.social on Wednesday before heading to our live-show debut in Wales... Get in touch with your questions, observations, compelling tales, footballers' names in things, etc for the midweek Adjudication Panel. Cheers!

THE FOOTBALL CLICHES PODCAST 🔊 Blow-openable title races 🔊 Punditspeak in the stands at Old Trafford? 🔊 Experimental football chat on @TheRestHistory 🔊 Fact-checking Jimmy Floyd Hasselbaink’s Strictlyspeak 🔊 Keys & Gray on green cards @cdeccleshare.bsky.social @davidcameronwalker.bsky.social

Before we kick off our UK/Ireland tour down on the south coast, recording FOOTBALL CLICHES with @cdeccleshare.bsky.social & @davidcameronwalker.bsky.social on Monday... Get in touch with your questions, observations, live-show expectations & footballers' names in things for the Adjudication Panel.

THE FOOTBALL CLICHES PODCAST 🔊 The Champion/Brent noise ruling 🔊 Martin O’Neill (xG) 🆚 Jamie O’Hara (RAF pilots) 🔊 Somehow making it through all 14 secs of Europe’s Ryder Cup team chanting at Trump 🔊 Football’s archetypal "goldfish bowl" @cdeccleshare.bsky.social @davidcameronwalker.bsky.social

Recording FOOTBALL CLICHES with @cdeccleshare.bsky.social & @davidcameronwalker.bsky.social on Wednesday... Get in touch with your niche queries, discoveries, footballers' names in things or anything else for the Adjudication Panel. Cheers!

Episode 8 of DREAMLAND is out now! Eurospeak & Zadok the Priest: What the Champions League really means Iconic sponsors, ITV’s “welcome to hell” era, “Matchday Minus 1”, The Battle of the Champions League Voiceover Intonations & every knockout stage ever... ENTER DREAMLAND ⬇️

THE FOOTBALL CLICHES PODCAST 🔊 Fletch on the beach 🔊 The last sacked PL manager to get a corner_flag.jpg 🔊 Classy touches from rival Christian denominations 🔊 Antiques Roadshow loses its football credibility 🔊 Andy Gray 🆚 xG (again) @cdeccleshare.bsky.social @davidcameronwalker.bsky.social

Recording FOOTBALL CLICHES with @cdeccleshare.bsky.social & @davidcameronwalker.bsky.social on Monday... Let's have your niche pod submissions — questions, observations, appeals for clarification of terminological nuance, footballers' names in things, etc — for the Adjudication Panel. Cheers!

THE FOOTBALL CLICHES PODCAST 𝑴𝒆𝒔𝒖𝒕 𝑯𝒂𝒂𝒍𝒂𝒏𝒅 𝑫𝒊𝒄𝒌𝒔: The Listeners Your football fascinations & irritations, ft: Managers shamelessly signing their sons, kids' mid-game questions & referees allowing merciful end-of-thrashing injury time @cdeccleshare.bsky.social @davidcameronwalker.bsky.social

We're recording September's Listeners' Mesut Haaland Dicks on Wednesday... Email me ([email protected]) a ~30-second voicenote about your very specific footballing fascination or irritation — no matter how tiny, from any aspect of the game — and we'll pick the best six. Cheers!

THE FOOTBALL CLICHES PODCAST 🔊 Lovely MOTD goal vocalisations 🔊 Spurs, Yankuba Minteh & the “sick of the sight of him” threshold 🔊 Andy Townsend co-comms in song intros 🔊 Raphinha’s 20-hour road trip 🔊 The life & times of Richard Key(s) @cdeccleshare.bsky.social @davidcameronwalker.bsky.social

Recording FOOTBALL CLICHES with @cdeccleshare.bsky.social & @davidcameronwalker.bsky.social on Monday... Send in your niche pod correspondence — questions, observations, semi-affectionate commentator shaming, footballers' names in things, etc — for the Adjudication Panel. Cheers!

THE FOOTBALL CLICHES PODCAST 🔊 Dave's subliminal Andy Gray 🔊 Mourinho's box-office rating 🔊 Inadvertent footballers’ names in wrestling pods 🔊 @karelprince_: a vital public service 🔊 Cross-referencing players' initials with UK postcodes @cdeccleshare.bsky.social @davidcameronwalker.bsky.social

THE FOOTBALL CLICHES PODCAST 🔊 Dave's subliminal Andy Gray 🔊 Mourinho's box-office rating 🔊 Inadvertent footballers’ names in wrestling pods 🔊 @karelprince_: a vital public service 🔊 Cross-referencing players' initials with UK postcodes @cdeccleshare.bsky.social @davidcameronwalker.bsky.social

Recording FOOTBALL CLICHES with @cdeccleshare.bsky.social & @davidcameronwalker.bsky.social on Wednesday... Let's have your inch-perfect correspondence & healthy curiosity – about the language of football, the Champions League and beyond – for the midweek Adjudication Panel Cheers!

THE FOOTBALL CLICHES PODCAST 🔊 Oh, there's a new MOTD intro... 🔊 Football commentators in 14th-century bequeathals 🔊 Scott Parker goes a bit too deep about Burnley's low block 🔊 Keith Andrews' flourishing managerspeak 🔊 Keysey >>> Keano @cdeccleshare.bsky.social @davidcameronwalker.bsky.social

Recording FOOTBALL CLICHES with @cdeccleshare.bsky.social & @davidcameronwalker.bsky.social on Monday... Send in your niche contributions for the pod — questions, observations, polite "well, actually"-ing, footballers' names in things, etc — for the Adjudication Panel. Cheers!

Recording FOOTBALL CLICHES with @cdeccleshare.bsky.social & @davidcameronwalker.bsky.social on Monday... Send in your niche contributions for the pod — questions, observations, polite "well, actually"-ing, footballers' names in things, etc — for the Adjudication Panel. Cheers!

Episode 7 of DREAMLAND is out now... 𝐂𝐨𝐧𝐜𝐫𝐞𝐭𝐞 𝐈𝐧𝐭𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧𝐬: Making sense of the transfer window Why the Turkish deadline = a Tesco Express at 8pm on a Sunday, @cdeccleshare.bsky.social overimagines transfer talks, @davidcameronwalker.bsky.social's accidental ITK era and more ENTER DREAMLAND ⬇️⬇️⬇️

Episode 7 of DREAMLAND is out now... 𝐂𝐨𝐧𝐜𝐫𝐞𝐭𝐞 𝐈𝐧𝐭𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧𝐬: Making sense of the transfer window Why the Turkish deadline = a Tesco Express at 8pm on a Sunday, @cdeccleshare.bsky.social overimagines transfer talks, @davidcameronwalker.bsky.social's accidental ITK era and more ENTER DREAMLAND ⬇️⬇️⬇️

THE FOOTBALL CLICHES PODCAST 🔊 The tone-lowering advertising hoardings of England Away 🔊 Cape Verde: World Cup Blackpool 🔊 How unfinished is Ange's business? 🔊 McCarthy & Pulis podcast 🔊 A dark-arts-enabling, top-flight physio writes in @cdeccleshare.bsky.social @davidcameronwalker.bsky.social

Recording FOOTBALL CLICHES with @cdeccleshare.bsky.social & @davidcameronwalker.bsky.social on Wednesday... Send in any questions, observations, protests/corrections, international-break curiosities, footballers' names in things or anything else for the midweek Adjudication Panel Ta!