THE FOOTBALL CLICHES PODCAST 🔊 Lovely MOTD goal vocalisations 🔊 Spurs, Yankuba Minteh & the “sick of the sight of him” threshold 🔊 Andy Townsend co-comms in song intros 🔊 Raphinha’s 20-hour road trip 🔊 The life & times of Richard Key(s) @cdeccleshare.bsky.social @davidcameronwalker.bsky.social

Recording FOOTBALL CLICHES with @davidcameronwalker.bsky.social & @jamestmaw.bsky.social on Monday... Let's have your niche footballing correspondence – on the international break and beyond – for the Adjudication Panel. Cheers!

THE FOOTBALL CLICHES PODCAST 🔊 A cultural mini-review of the traditional curtain-raiser 🔊 Absolute bottom-tier use of the word "amid" 🔊 Dean Saunders plays the hits 🔊 Wycombe’s new goalscoring verb 🔊 Richard Keys’s little brick 🔊 MORE @cdeccleshare.bsky.social @davidcameronwalker.bsky.social

Recording FOOTBALL CLICHES with @cdeccleshare.bsky.social & @davidcameronwalker.bsky.social on Monday... Let's have your niche footballing questions and observations — from the Nations League and very much beyond — for the frankly bang-in-form Adjudication Panel. Cheers!

THE FOOTBALL CLICHES PODCAST 🔊 A fine finale to a fortnight of football-themed papal conclave discourse 🔊 Premier League managers’ names in UFO sightings 🔊 Estimated distances with Richard Keys 🔊 Bawdy banter in the TNT commentary gantry @cdeccleshare.bsky.social @davidcameronwalker.bsky.social

Really great to have @bryansgunn.bsky.social on the Cliches pod Chris Wilder, keepers booting the ball, and unnecessary sexing up of FA Cup draws among his MHD choices Check out his work with @trusselluk.bsky.social too 🙏 pod.fo/e/2c1f0a

Great to have Robyn Cowen on board to host the England Pod's coverage of the Lionesses 🙏 We were joined by the excellent @kathrynbatte.bsky.social to look ahead to the Belgium games and generally get a feel for where England are with three months till the Euros pod.fo/e/2c1be0

The England Pod is back, on its own feed, ready for the Thomas Tuchel era to begin in earnest We've had a look at the many dilemmas facing Tuchel as he picks his first squad, there's more than you might think Get it on all pod platforms & YT 🙏 pod.fo/e/2b76a2 www.youtube.com/@England_Pod

THE FOOTBALL CLICHES PODCAST 🔊 Obsolete keepers, a stand-out right-back pick, overadventurous centre-backs, England’s famous "perennial left-sided problem", culture-war midfielders & strikers who don't actually score THE PURE DISCOURSE XI @cdeccleshare.bsky.social @davidcameronwalker.bsky.social

THE FOOTBALL CLICHES PODCAST The Adjudication Panel 🔊 Are Liverpool "champions-elect"? 🔊 A property-related analogy too far for Dion Dublin 🔊 Fact-checking Jonathan Pearce vs Rishi Sunak 🔊 Managers most likely to be Athletic subscribers @cdeccleshare.bsky.social @davidcameronwalker.bsky.social

THE 4️⃣0️⃣0️⃣th FOOTBALL CLICHES POD 𝑴𝒆𝒔𝒖𝒕 𝑯𝒂𝒂𝒍𝒂𝒏𝒅 𝑫𝒊𝒄𝒌𝒔: The Listeners Your fascinations & irritations: Football-related profile pictures, the extreme shorthand of mid-game team-mate praise, how to celebrate an own goal and MUCH MORE @davidcameronwalker.bsky.social Psycho @nickmiller79.bsky.social

THE FOOTBALL CLICHES PODCAST The Adjudication Panel 🔊 Should football stadiums chuckle? 🔊 Football’s acceptable “things-in-chief” 🔊 El Chiringuito goes deep 🔊 Man City midfielders X Northumbria psych-folk 🔊 Eccleshare’s voice in things @cdeccleshare.bsky.social @davidcameronwalker.bsky.social

Great fun had by all on the Football Cliches Quiz XVII We were joined by three of MOTD's finest in @jamesfielden.bsky.social, @chriswisey.bsky.social & Mark Scott Right up there with the toughest quizzes we've faced. A real test. Listen and play along for yourself ⬇️ pod.fo/e/2a8fee

Really enjoyed getting into the ludicrous ‘coded message to the board’ concept on the latest @footballcliches.bsky.social pod - with Adam and @davidcameronwalker.bsky.social pod.fo/e/2a829f

THE FOOTBALL CLICHES PODCAST The Adjudication Panel 🔊 Referees vs THE LIMELIGHT 🔊 A listener’s entertaining score draw with a hernia operation 🔊 Stop taking Ruben Amorim literally! 🔊 RIP the glorious Eurosport brand 🔊 MUCH MORE @cdeccleshare.bsky.social @davidcameronwalker.bsky.social

THE FOOTBALL CLICHES PODCAST The Adjudication Panel 🔊 THAT semi-unforgettable Fergie quote 🔊 Redknapp's curious refereeing vote of confidence 🔊 Ange Postecoglou's accidental UK garage 🔊 Some pathological footballspeak in everyday life @davidcameronwalker.bsky.social @nickmiller79.bsky.social

Latest five-a-side net woes Not sure my attempted fix is going to withstand the first shot lashed into the side netting from an angle that you definitely shouldn't be shooting from

What better way to celebrate the Cliches pod's fifth birthday than to get @cdeccleshare.bsky.social to give us five seconds on each PL club in his generic football pundit voice? Seriously, it's Bafta-worthy stuff. You must listen. (We somehow missed Everton, of all the clubs 😩) pod.fo/e/2a2804

THE FOOTBALL CLICHES PODCAST The Adjudication Panel 🔊 Is this the most “What a job [Manager X] is doing” Premier League season? 🔊 Advertising 🆚 Generic Football Fans 🔊 Australia's Richard Keys 🔊 MUCH MORE! @cdeccleshare.bsky.social @davidcameronwalker.bsky.social @nickmiller79.bsky.social

THE FOOTBALL CLICHES POD 𝑴𝒆𝒔𝒖𝒕 𝑯𝒂𝒂𝒍𝒂𝒏𝒅 𝑫𝒊𝒄𝒌𝒔: The Listeners Your fascinations & irritations: England managers "watching on" from the stands, the portraitification of football, late subs winning Man of the Match and MUCH MORE @cdeccleshare.bsky.social @davidcameronwalker.bsky.social & Chloe Petts!

Here's @cdeccleshare.bsky.social joining us from Melbourne on the latest Football Cliches pod, and what a shirt that is by the way Very fun episode including an amazing entry in the Sam Allardici canon and the sheer delight of Parlour & Brazil on WW2 Listen - pod.fo/e/29d77f

First 5-a-side of the year. Pleased to report the goal situation was satisfactory (apart from the line)

My Wikipedia app has been doing a weird thing where it leaves the header image on from the most recent page I've visited...

A very enjoyable quiz with the best quizzers in the game @careerwegopod.bsky.social The formidable brain of @cdeccleshare.bsky.social on full display Merry Christmas all! 🎄 pod.fo/e/295118

Some examples of my irritations with the various unsatisfactory goals and nets I've encountered at 5-a-side, as explained in detail on the latest @footballcliches.bsky.social pod

That moment when you're playing 11-a-side and you just know you're going to win 😊 Unsatisfactory goals and/or nets in amateur football 😡 Really great fun choosing our own footballing fascinations and irritations on the latest pod. Enjoy! pod.fo/e/293445

Recording FOOTBALL CLICHES on Wednesday and our Mesut Haaland Dicks guest(s!) want your: 🎙️ Best/worst makeshift goalposts you've ever constructed 🎙️ Tired football fallacies you still desperately cling to 🎙️ Pathetic attempts you have made to emulate professional footballers in even the tiniest way

THE FOOTBALL CLICHES PODCAST The Adjudication Panel 🔊 The Man City blip-slump-crisis benchmarking 🔊 More accidentally operatic BBC commentary 🔊 "Comedy Central defending" 🔊 Australian red-card music 🔊 MUCH MORE @cdeccleshare.bsky.social @davidcameronwalker.bsky.social

Normally I would forgive you for skipping the Nord VPN bit but trust me this week's one is really worth it for some unexpected operatic commentary... Also loads of other good stuff including a French electro outfit who have inexplicably included Bell Leslie on one of their tracks pod.fo/e/28f74a

A classic midweek away performance from Watford tonight We got away with that big time. Incredibly lacklustre. Massive game on Sunday against West Brom 😬

THE FOOTBALL CLICHES PODCAST The Adjudication Panel 🔊 The crispest audio of away fans thinking they’ve scored & being immediately ridiculed by the home crowd 🔊 Some absurdly niche FA Cup draw content 🔊 Richard Keys at the 1988 Motor Show @cdeccleshare.bsky.social @davidcameronwalker.bsky.social

Cliches pod Christmas do 🥂

10% off on Football Cliches merch at formysins.shop Not many t-shirts left, get 'em while you can 🙏

THE FOOTBALL CLICHES POD The Listeners' MHD Your loves & hates: Sunday League free-kick decoys, the olé threshold, picking the fairest 5-a-side teams, the meaning of “decimated", mistimed minute’s applauses and the walls of Powerleague @cdeccleshare.bsky.social @davidcameronwalker.bsky.social

Great to have @lukeaaronmoore.bsky.social join us on the pod Some of the best football fascinations and irritations we've had for a while, and a lot of enjoyable tangents too pod.fo/e/2853de

In today's Football Clichés pod I get into the festive spirit by hailing Santa with a song usually reserved for referees who have drawn the ire of the home supporters 🎅 pod.fo/e/283ef7

Come on then. Can you get the Cliches pod over the line? Today's your last chance to vote 🙏 www.surveymonkey.com/r/fsa-awards...

When @alimaxwell.bsky.social asked me what I was hoping for from this international break I said "it would be good if England played really well and everyone had a nice time" I think across the two games we can safely say they fulfilled the brief England Pod here ⬇️ pod.fo/e/283837

What a linesman's flag this is, by the way

All aboard Ribblesdale Rover's voyage to Southern Sunday JSF Plumbing & Heating League Four safety 🚢

England Pod looking at last night's must win game that was won 🦁 With @alimaxwell.bsky.social and @georgeelek.bsky.social (When are they going to sort out these awful handles) pod.fo/e/282846

The nations league is so so so Thursday. It feels plain wrong as a weekend activity. It’s like going for a full Indian meal (not a bday/occasion) on a weeknight. It just feels inappropriate. Nations league, 3(!)beers, reluctant tooth brushing, doom scrolling in bed. That’s the menu.

Enjoyed that from England tonight. Good game, good goals, good performance. Lovely stuff. Also, Thursday night is the best international break slot Gets the business done early and avoids you having to unexpectedly half watch it on a small TV in the corner of a pub on a Saturday night

THE FOOTBALL CLICHES PODCAST Our latest 𝑴𝒆𝒔𝒖𝒕 𝑯𝒂𝒂𝒍𝒂𝒏𝒅 𝑫𝒊𝒄𝒌𝒔 guest is ex-Fifteen to One ace, Dove deodorant ambassador, 220-time Don Goodman gantry companion, stadium anorak, mid-game petering-out expert, great guy and Sky Sports Premier League commentator BILL LESLIE Listen here ➡️ pod.fo/e/281e09

We told you we'd get him and tomorrow floor layer, 15-to-1er, Dove deodorant ambassador, and That Troy Deeney Goal commentator, Bill Leslie will join us on the Cliches pod Editing it now. Lovely man. Voice as smooth as silk.

A Bluesky exclusive for you (unless you were at the recent live shows): via pod listener Isaac — from an animal park on the outskirts of Bordeaux — the greatest "footballers' names in things" we've ever been sent.

Time to start shamelessly plugging my wares over here Please listen to the latest Football Cliches pod, all 29 of you! pod.fo/e/280dc8