Should probably have poked this earlier this evening but I was busy. Send this to friends/family who might be considering Reform to show them the type of people they’re voting for.

Double the chance of winning Artist: monkeon https://b3ta.com/board/11427930 From the 'Fictional Electioneering' challenge https://b3ta.com/challenge/fictionalelectioneering/popular/ #FictionalElectioneering

Richard Dawkins thought he would never find love when his teacher told him he wouldn't always have a calculator with him.

Today's Keywords have been controversially difficult! Yesterday 32% of finishers completed the game, but so far today only 3%. A clue for today: don't just look AT the words, look INSIDE the words.

Play Dave's new game! Keywords > 5 May 2026 I found all 5 words! 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 keywords.bagpuss.org

I've left this late as I had other things on, but I've added Reform to Don't Forget, highlighting the racist, corrupt, fascist, hypocritical, misogynistic, grifting bastards they are.

📢 Introducing my new daily word game, Keywords! "If Only Connect was presented by Mavis Beacon*" Like Wordle? Like Connections? Like stuff? Then there's a vague chance you'll enjoy this. Find the five connected words of increasing length by typing into the boxes. *one for the young'uns there

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It’s May the 4th, so here’s some Star Wars content for your eyes.

I’m back.

A glorious Beltane to all who celebrate. 🔥

4am is a stupid time, for stupid people.

Here's a new print 💀✨💀✨💀 for all you crow, skull and ~happen~ fans out there, available in sizes A4-A1 (exact dimensions in the link). very grateful for all shares as always x shop.frankduffy.co.uk/product/it-w... #printing #crow #skull #art #artsky

I do know how they do it, and I’m willing to give up the secret, despite the fact it will endanger my life.

My wife: Can you please quickly go and dig out that thing I’ve been asking ages for. Me: Fine. My wife, half an hour later, inexplicably hearing harmonica noises: *Sigh* Any luck? Me: Oh, hey! You’ll never guess what I found!

He's only just found out about it because the house was in Clacton.

Why are Evri consistently shit? Ordered something last week and paid extra for next-day delivery. Numerous ‘attempts’ and non-attempts and I still don’t have it. I’m definitely going to check in future and will shop somewhere else if they use Evri. Rant over.

I've just found out that kids are speed-running scientology buildings, trying to get as deep into the buildings as they can, and mapping them for future attempts like a dungeon crawler. The kids are alright.

SHAWSHANK REDEMPTION (1984) #lostfilmsofhollywood linkly.link/2hi5J @quantick.bsky.social

This is like the pep-talk my wife gives me before we go out for dinner with her friends.

Just going through my camera bag and found an old ‘press pass’ that I was given at a local government event a few years back. My surname is under my thumb, but it doesn’t really matter because it was horribly misspelt anyway. This was handed to me on a lanyard and granted me a lot of access.

“You’ll never guess what I found in my basement, only ȶɦɛ ǟռƈɨɛռȶ ƈɨȶʏ օʄ Ɖɛʀɨռӄʊʏʊ!”

This cunt has written to me again. The sprog instantly said “Send it back to them! There’s an address you can use and it costs them money!” Good girl. I know that address.

Maybe he should sign an Executive Order to turn all schools into ballrooms.

Some of the movie artwork that goes viral can come from the world of ALTERNATIVE MOVIE POSTERS. It’s INTERNATIONAL DESIGN DAY, so here's a selection and their creators - none of these are AI... First up, Inception (2010) by Grzegorz Domaradzki 1/61

Name a video game you've completed more than six times. (If a game has multiple endings, you’re damn right I’m going to see them all.)

Catching up on SNL and Nicola Coughlan did the Foo Fighters Christopher Walken thing. Brilliant.

Whenever I get reminded of this scene, I love remembering the fact that the set is a miniature and they used painted cotton buds for the crowd, blowing them from underneath with a fan to ‘animate’ them. Proper movie magic.

Happy London Marathon Day and congratulations to all those competing. I’m not doing it myself this year but as a sub-three hour Marathoner, here are some top tips to make your day go gangbusters. 1. Treat yourself to a brand new pair of running shoes as a treat for your feet.

Third time’s the charm.

Seeing as how I’ll already never be allowed in the US

Today's lunchtime adventure involved me squeezing myself into my too-small dinner suit to see if it still fit. I, convinced it would be fine, was happy. My wife, who could clearly see the underside of my stomach and the distinct elements of my genitals, was not. New dinner suit ordered.

Why isn't there a big holiday around July? We've got Christmas, Easter and Halloween filling the shelves for weeks, feels like we're missing one. Let's invent one, something nice and woke like Nicetime where people help neighbours and bring gifts for a barbecue or something.

Please make my Etsy app go kerching? I am Pavloved… Dippyfishcards.etsy.com (I can’t lie. I’m seriously considering wrapping it all up)

This is adorable.

I’m standing on hallowed ground. Who has trod here before me? Answers on a postcard to the usual address.

I’m so consistently bad at this enclose.horse

Straight men can’t have flatbreads anymore because of woke.

In honor of #EarthDay, here is a reminder that there is a bot account that posts a photo of the whole Earth from a million miles away, taken by the Deep Space Climate Observatory, several times daily. You can view all the images (and zoom in) here: epic.gsfc.nasa.gov

Shopping with the sprog. Me: Oooh! Shall I get a flamingo shirt? Sprog: AI. Me: Oh, yeah! How did you instantly spot that from a distance? *Sprog points out various things* So, Primark are selling AI shirts now.

This is a bit embarrassing, I don't normally ask for anything, but I really need your help to raise £3m so I can live in this lovely house. Thanks.

At this point the only reason to call it the Labour Party is it lasts too long, hurts like hell, and people keep popping in and out to check on your genitals.

That AI fella blocking out the haters 😂 x

The sprog is amazing. Walking home today, waiting to cross the road, a big SUV was speeding, only noticing her at the last moment and screeching to a halt before giving her grief. She crossed deliberately slowly, shaking her head, giving the driver a thumbs down and a disappointed face. I adore her.

Groups of kids being able to ride their bikes up and down the streets.

The footage:

we've noticed and i'm glad he's getting help