Oh wow. Trump got a hand-me-down Nobel Peace Prize! Did you know: It would not be the first time a Nobel laureate has given his or her medal away: in 1943 Nobel Literature laureate Knut Hamsun gave his medal to Nazi propaganda minister Joseph Goebbels.

I've put a few Watercolour and biro pictures on Ebay, some have very exciting damage effects (caused by terrible masking fluid, but which I now consider A FEATURE!). Please consider giving them a nice home. They do not need toilet training.

I just found out that the mad mother in The Running Man was Sandra Dickinson who played Trillian in H2G2 and Tina in 2point4 Children. Not only that, but she co-wrote the theme tune for Button Moon! Here she is singing it to Edgar Wright on set - www.instagram.com/p/DTgFm22CCZF/

I've been toying with adding a Reform page on dont-forget.co.uk/what-the-tor... but at this rate, It might be easier to just change the title.

Who'd have thunk it. The guy who left his ministerial box on a train was fired because he left a copy of his resignation speech on a printer.

The 'one other thing'.

NASA say that the crew member who was ill and returned to earth is doing well and now having a meal with colleagues.

Ha ha! Jenrick.

My 2nd Gen airpods have finally been retired, they only last about ten minutes now, so I was looking for some decent cheap replacements and, bloody hell, these have blown me away. Noise cancelling is amazing. On the morning walk, it blocks noise as soon as I put them in, before I even press play.

TICKETS FOR MY SHOWS: Fesshole Live Leicester 14 Feb '26 Leeds 4 Mar '26 Luton 12 Mar '26 Glasgow 16 Mar '26 Malmö, Sweden 23 Apr '26 Göteborg, Sweden 24 Apr '26 Stockholm, Sweden 25 Apr '26 Anon Opin Live Leicester 12/13 Feb '26 Glasgow 17 Mar '26 sites.google.com/view/fesshole

My watch: You haven’t stood this past hour. You have ten minutes left. Me: Sure, just give me a second. My watch: … Me: Right. I reckon I’ll just be able to sneak it in before the hour is up. My watch: It’s been 34 minutes.

What's that smell?

Such a great idea for a project walzr.com/postal-arbit...

This is perfect. Great pun, and descriptive too.

In today's 'sounds mad but is true':

Quelle surprise.

I've been toying with adding a Reform page on dont-forget.co.uk/what-the-tor... but at this rate, It might be easier to just change the title.

I've made a medley of Diarrhoea songs! I've taken some of your "favourites" from the thread below, as well as added some new songs. youtu.be/qjvWPPhrNnU

I think I’m finally getting the hang of hair.

“I were right about that saddle though.”

I've got two of my very limited Bowie/Mr Benn A3 Giclee prints on fancy art paper back in stock. Each one has secret, unique details! £50 plus p&p if you want one.

What a play by Matt! Absolutely incredible. #TheTraitors

it’s come to my attention that my tumblr post has been crossposted to bluesky, so I’m posting it on my account here #AntiAI #GenAI

Have a nice weekend everyone. Try not to fight.

Come and join me at @mycenaehouse.bsky.social on Thursday 5th & 12th February for stargazingforbeginners.co.uk

ABC/Cannon in Croydon. I remember being excited to go and see Terminator 2 with my friends, but I was the oldest and they were refused tickets when we got there. We ended up seeing Stepping Out with Liza Minelli instead.

I need some advice. I'm embarking on a weight-loss journey for the next few months and I've had an idea... beans on toast. A can of beans is 350 calories, a slice of toast is 100, so a meal would be about 600. Twice-a-day is 1200. Am I going to die if I ate nothing but beans on toast for a week?

What a great video. With all that’s wrong in the world, it’s easy to ignore the joy of smaller human interactions. They’re on insta and tiktok - linktr.ee/Tastebuds_nyc

What an incredible way to make a mockery of your professional reputation. #TheTraitors

Everything's very horrible right now, so I'm cheering myself up by rememberin that time the BBC put actress Roxanne Pallett in the least convincing prosthetics imaginable, so she could experience the world 'as a 90yr old'.

I refuse to believe that Trump is out there invading countries, kidnapping heads of state, and seizing oil tankers. The man received a peace prize from a corrupt football association for god's sake! Why would that have happened if he was a dribbling, war-mongering, moron?

Where does London begin and end? Some say you're in London if you're within the M25, others say London ends at Zone 2. These arbitrary lines are too simple. My Londometer uses data to create a much more complicated %. I'm sure this will settle things and not enrage anyone. london.abscond.org

FFS! Rant ahead. I need to buy monthly parking on my resident's permit which is renewed annually. Problem is, the renewal is 28th Jan. For some reason, I can only attribute the parking session to one permit, so it's saying I can't buy parking for a month as the permit runs out before.

Just remembered this classic yet again (stick with it til the chorus, trust me) www.youtube.com/watch?v=fwNG...

I Carry A Torch For You*

In "celebration" of thr Pepto Bismol ad now being on the radio, I took some popular radio-friendly songs and added the "Diarrhea" guy.

The pavements are treacherous this morning, I fell over just once, but slipped multiple times. I felt like a fantasy character warning people coming the other way. “Beware, fellow traveler. The path ahead is perilous.”

I went to the first one and it was very good. I suspect the format has been fine-tuned to be even better, so if you’re in Leicester, spit out your red cheese and go to this instead.

This is incredible. Read the thread and the comments. It’s hard to find fault in it.

New year, new start. I've just done 30minutes of VR Les Mills Body Combat and I'm knackered. So that's my exercise done for this year.

A friend’s kid realised last night that he was supposed to have built a castle for homework over Christmas. He got quite distressed about getting in trouble, and no one was sure how to go about it. “Don’t worry, I can knock one up in about an hour.” Here’s my sixty-minute cardboard castle.

Probably the last time I’ll be asked to do one of these so I might get a bit Tess and Claudia about it Listen in here from 2.30 (or earlier, John is one of the nice ones) www.thetimes.com/radio/live

RIP Chris

🧵 Not had a great year for various reasons, but managed to make a few fun things I’m happy with... 1. Styscraper vole.wtf/styscraper/ OK, so it hasn’t set the world on fire & been a smash hit, but it’s a nicely balanced game & @dochackenbush.bsky.social did amazing work

Today, the sprog and I will mostly be partaking in a super secret Stranger Things immersive event. So secret, in fact, that we only found out where to meet two days ago and have no idea what is actually going to happen. She is very excited.

THREAD. My parents' cat Bridget vanished. As the weeks dragged on they became ever more worried, so to distract himself my dad began to paint Bridget's adventures, imagining her travelling through time and popping up at some of art & music's most important moments. I've collected his work here...

I don’t understand this. Who is this movie for? I’ve not seen anyone talking about it, I forgot it was coming out. I saw the first one, it was good and I enjoyed it, but had no real interest in the second, and now there’s a third. Who is watching these movies?