It was inevitable, wasn't it🙄 Of course the Telegraph would run with something like this👇 So let's remove some of the rose-tinted spectacles and also look at some of that data comparing 1976 with modern heat waves Because the 1976 nostalgia porn is wearing a bit thin at this stage 🧵1/23

"Jesus. It's nearly 45 degrees out there"

I'm contibuting to the discourse.

I've put a damp flannel in the fridge as a little treat for later.

Oooh, mama. HOT HOT!

Tell you what, lads, to quote Margaret thatcher: oh my fucking Christ it’s hot it’s so hot this is unbearable Jesus fuck why is it so hot I can’t take this anymore Christ

This kid is all of us.

We have a new entry in the climate dictionary under “irony”

My wife: I've got a delivery coming later. Me: A deliveroo? Wife: Deliver-EE. Me: 🎶 Delivereee, deliverooo, delivereee, deliver-oo-oo-oo-oo-ooo. Wife: ... I've discovered that my wife doesn't know The Happy Wanderer.

“Computer, enhance.”

Lads, if you Google for Angine de Poitrine and click the little triangle....

Bloody HELL (video tour worth it, go straight upstairs)

Coprolites aren’t my favourite fossil but they’re a solid number two

Do you like the Pet Shop Boys? Do you like colouring in, or "mindfulness" as it's now called? Then today is your lucky day! HappyToast's "60 Pet Shop Boys Outfits (to colour in)" is now available!

This dog wanted to say hello.

I’ve really fucked up these pitas, such a ridiculous bread. There should be a warning on the packet telling people they’re a pain in the ar… wait.

I made a batch of iced tea this morning. We’ve all sampled it this afternoon and it seems to be going down quite well. We’ve didn’t have any lemons or lemon juice, so just given each cup a small blast of squirty squash and that’s done the trick. A1+, will make again.

Right. Back to catching up on The Harry Hill Show.

Remember him this way *forces out a tear*

"Right. Deep breath. First of all, are you ok?"

At The Roundhouse tonight, what an incredible venue. You can see the stage from everywhere.

I’m not a big fan of singing, so I really like William Shatner’s speaking records. 10/10 no notes.

Where’s Andy Burnham going?

Lidl are opening a pub in one of their Northern Ireland stores to get around licensing laws. www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

Keep your eye on this Kane lad, he seems quite good. Definitely one for the future.

Just turned on BBC and wondered why they were busy talking to randos in a pub this close to kickoff, one of whom gave the finger to camera, before realising they’re not showing the match! They’re just doing buildup. Fuck sake.

Last night, I made a nice cheesy pasta with bacon lardons. They were big portions, My wife and the sprog didn’t finish theirs, so that’s my lunch today. Fuckers picked out all the bacon.

Why does it bother me when a manager or the CEO of my employer boasts about using Copilot to write their emails? This. This is why

Relatable content?

Many years ago, I accidentally elbowed Linda Lusardi in the boob when she stepped out of a doorway. I stumbled my apology, transfixed as she rubbed the offended area. Later told my dad about it and he was very jealous.

“And I would’ve gotten away with it too, if it weren’t for you meddling kids”.

My mother-in-law's boiled carrots. Years ago, eating out, I happily munched through the carrots that were on my plate. The sprog was aghast, "But you don't like carrots!" I leaned over and whispered conspiratorially "I do. I just don't like Nanny's carrots. Don't tell her."

A Chinese woman came up to me this morning, waving google translate and asking for directions to bus stop 'M' which is closed. She pointed at another stop, 'P', which was going the wrong way. Google decided to record me as saying "No, not pee. You need to go that way." She looked at me, disgusted.

basketball’s all like gimme that pumpkin i need it and tennis is all like fuck this lemon you take it.

Fingers still crossed.

Gonna print off a load of YouTube thumbnails of reaction videos and leave them in hedges

Sparx Maths, the app the sprog has used for her homework for years, hosts all its explainer videos on YouTube. Does that now mean, when she's struggling with something, instead of watching a well-produced explanation allowing her to understand and carry on, she simply has to give up?

#Keywords > 14 June 2026 I found all 5 words! 🟩🟩🟩🟩 ✓ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 7✗ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 7✗ 💡 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 2✗ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ✓ 🏆 Win streak 1 🔥 Play streak 1 keywords.bagpuss.org ‘John Bishop’ is on my shitlist. Thought it was several different connections, but didn’t get it until the third word and had to look it up.

I might steer clear of this place when booking my next trip to Paris.

🎶 She wore an Itsy bitsy teeny weeny…

A customer sent me a picture of their framed fosse frog and the choice of frame is fantastic

Angine de Poitrine unplugged.

Correct