Anyway, if you're British and not having republican thoughts by this time, then you really should be. I'll shut up now as I have work to do...

@dannykelly.bsky.social @julesfoddy.bsky.social I’m being taunted.

No idea what happened or how we played, but get the fuck in

Imagine not loving London.

Phonox bound.

You'd have to say "let our clearly violent hard right hooligans, who the last time they were allowed to come to a foreign city were caught on camera in multiple videos being violent hard right hooligans, come to your city or it's like the holocaust" is really up there as a classic UK media moment

The British Right are just in total freefall into savagery at this point

Grateful again to Facebook memories for reminding me of this sensational tweet

Fuck Starmer.

We’re being asked by half the media & politicians to swallow the idea that known racist football hooligans should be allowed to rampage through our cities for NO OTHER REASON than that they happen to be Israeli. Fuck. That.

I grew up in a period where the British Government were quite keen to prevent football hooligans from attending games. I wonder why on earth the UK government is now keen to ensure Israeli hooligans can travel to a match?

Is fewer but longer international windows not a possibility? Would mean national head coaches get more time with players, more consistency across more matches in shorter bursts, but we also don't have to break club football every three weeks at the start of every season

The media seems to forget to mention that when Tel Aviv Maccabi fans went to Amsterdam, there were reports they chanted “we will f**k the arabs” and ““There are no schools in Gaza because there are no children left.” They also pulled down Palestinian flags. They were met with attacks from locals.

Why are we even debating whether to play football against teams from a country committing genocide?

OK Farage, riddle me this

Anyway I’ve joined the Green Party.

British.

This is what I knocked on doors for Labour for, for years. Zack gets it. I’m with Zack.

How many Parish points did you need to get an invite to Parliament with Glasner, Ward, the FA Cup and Charity Shield?

Lee and Herring used to do these on This Morning with Richard Not Judy (after Richard Herring was invited to do a show about fishing, because of his name).

Lazy cunt

@ono-ch1.bsky.social Sadly having to bail on the November do at The Social. 2 tickets up on resale if you know anyone looking. Another time.

Medications that sound like Northern Soul singers #1 - Rennie Deflatine

Christmas shopping nearly done 🎅🎄🎁

Time magazine did Trump dirty with this cover. But I’m here to he

God forbid a man has a hobby 🙄

More football grounds need trees

🕊️ D'Angelo #RIP 🎶 A coward dies a thousand times/ But a soldier only dies just once

Selling supplements has been one of the biggest red flags around for a while. Now we know the flags are made out of lead.

Using ChatGPT

Good climate news this week 1 Global: Renewables generation surpasses coal for 1st time 2 Global: Renewables have cut fossil-fuel imports for more than 100 countries 3 Global: Solar and wind generation grew in 1st half by more than overall demand increased in the same period 1/5

God save our gracious King! Long live our noble King! God save the King!

Reports that FIFA President Gianni Infantino has arrived in Sharm el Sheikh for the Middle East peace summit. Unclear why he would be required or what his role is.

LET'S FUCKING GO

Sold 2 Radiohead tickets on the official resale process. Couldn't charge more than face-value (£214 each), which is great. What's not great is AXS has charged a £321 "Sellers Connection Fee". That's some absolute bullshit.

We should be asking this c o n s t a n t l y.

...alongside me, Alan Smith

Happy Sunday everyone. #neverforget #hesbehindyou

This is such a good point. I can't afford £100 for a covid booster. I could and would cheerfully pay £15 for one as I do flu. I also don't understand why so many aren't eligible for an NHS booster this year considering it didn't miraculously stop being covid over the summer

Happy 66th birthday, Vince Hilaire. ❤️💙🦅

The chap on the left once defended marriage between siblings in a live interview on GB News. By all accounts it was too much even for GB News viewers.

Thursday

Daughter took time out of college for a job interview. Parents changed plans to help her get there. As the car is being parked, she receives a call to say it’s been postponed until later today. What a great introduction to the working world.

Slept through it.

"Kids! come down for dinner! The ham and bananas hollandaise is ready!"

Terrible puppet and you can see his lips moving. My daughter’s birthday party is ruined.