The exact people now saying "Nigel Farage was young and foolish at school" (to excuse his racism, bullying and harassment of fellow pupils at Dulwich College) are the same people who said "Shamima Begum was old enough to know what she was doing".

I can’t emphasize enough how much you need to watch this until the end

'Tonight I feel like a gay Tottenham fan.'

Christmas CANCELLED in London 💔🎄

Last RT. Awful capitulation from Spurs there. I hope they annihilate Sparta Prague on the pitch.

Fuck this shit.

Fuck Keir Starmer's spokesman, and fuck the cowards running the Labour party.

Ok, prompted by the Martyn / Hendo debate. I’m going to put together my best Mike Basset 4-4-fucking 2, Palace XI since my first game in 1979.

If you banned private schools, state schools would have to be better, because rich parents would make the government make them better, having no other recourse.

If the cost of Xmas gifts this year is proving a headache, get in touch and we can see if I've got something suitable 👇

Take your pick from any of the current owners, former owner Jeremy Hosking or Farage. We truly are Trump/Brexit FC.

Remember, some people will be spending Christmas alone this year. But there’s no need for them to gloat about it.

Exclusive Steve Parish interview Palace chairman on: 💬 Glasner & his own future 💷 Transfer restraint 2️⃣ Potentially buying a club to become an MCO 📢 Criticism of SCR 🏟️ Infrastructure importance ✈️ Being a destination for players #CPFC @theathleticfc.bsky.social www.nytimes.com/athletic/686...

Great work from @mattwoosie.bsky.social to get an interview with Parish. Parish makes it clear that the incoming financial rules will make it harder for Palace, I think he’s bang on. Then says it will increase clubs our size reliance on selling.

The Liverpool press officer during that Salah interview is sending me. 🤣

Back. The. Manager.

Fantastic result. Fair play to these players. An incredible effort.

Same old story. This is going to be a wasted season. Parish and Co should hang their heads.

Not watching and only seen the goal back. Good finish from Eddie.

Get a load of this. 😆

I wonder if we might play 4 at the back? But oh boy, that bench is bloody atrocious.

Has Tory cars finished yet?

If anyone is struggling with the cost of everything this Xmas drop me a message and I’ll give you access to my sale page where you can have any print or mug for free (you’d just need to cover the postage)

Made a 2026 World Cup schedule, with both local and UK fixture times on it. If that sort of thing is helpful to people. docs.google.com/spreadsheets...

Golfers elbow

My dad abhors any negative comments about immigrants. Asked him recently why he’s so strong on it: ‘Because we’re always happy to take the rich and clever ones. Which means it’s not about disliking immigrants. It’s about disliking the poor and vulnerable. And that’s a bad human instinct.’

my great-grandparents arrived in the UK in the 1890s with nothing. they sold pickles from the front room window, took in laundry, worked as tailors. their children were nurses, teachers, salesmen. their grandchildren were professors, designers, opticians, doctors, magistrates, entrepreneurs.

I’m not sure this second innings lead is going to be quite enough.

If I was Jean-Philippe Mateta and I fancied a move to a Champions League club, I would simply start scoring some of the chances that are presented to me.

Serious thought. The word "Bazball" has become a distraction. A smokescreen for what we're really watching. Average bowling, reckless batting, terrible catching. It doesn't need a funky label; call it what it is, rank bad cricket.

Just a quick reminder to say that Parish said the funds for this were ring-fenced many years ago when H&B came on board.

Doesn’t he realise that ‘major announcements’ live on Talksport are just now an embarrassment? In the meantime Fulham built a stand in the Ganges and Everton a new stadium in the Atlantic

Innings defeat very much on.

Z Crawley 0 lbw b Starc

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Look guys, if the gays can boycott the Eurovision, the very very very least you can do is boycott FIFA

All hope for humankind was surrendered on that warm night in June when, dressed in matching waistcoats, Mumford and Sons headlined the Pyramid Stage.

BBC recap fella losing his mind here

Missing the halcyon days of Sepp Blatter’s presidency already. Trump, FIFA and this World Cup can suck my balls.

Guy Fawkes signature before and after watching this World Cup Draw

This is shit.

Supposed to be out tonight. Cannot be arsed.

As if we haven't been through enough already up pops Rio Ferdinand.

Palace could do this with most of them. In fact most of them could leave their own clothes on.

Maybe we should just accept that we’re really not very good at cricket. 🏏 🗑️

Ha ha. In person ticket collection from Temple Bar ahead of the game next week. 🤡

Congrats everyone, we are officially at “circle back in the new year” o clock, we have survived the year, good work team