Relying on Liverpool to put a smile on my face was a stupid idea.

Lewis Dunk again. Ha ha ha. Absolute carthorse.

De Niro has it right. The American people can agree on some things after all.

I seem to have put the washing machine on wrong.

Go well today @ono-ch1.bsky.social crew.

i promise you that whatever you think will happen next won't

The ending that humanity deserves.

Just been sent this by the lad. The kids are alright.

My initial reaction is this is a terrible, awful decision that has no upside but enormous downsides. Maybe in time calmer heads will explain why we've done it, but it will take a great deal of explaining.

A friend went round to his neighbours’ for Eid last night and apparently the wife slightly panicked about hosting white people because she disappeared for a couple of minutes and came back with half a pint of whisky for him. This, to me, is multiculturalism

Curaçao's change strip for their first ever World Cup is so very beautiful.

‘Proud to say I have never once sung a solitary word from the song ‘Feed the World’.

The only upside to this wretched UEFA Consolation League would be winning it to gain a place in the competition we should be in this season, were it not for the incompetence of our owners, past and present.

Spain's renewables build-out has structurally decoupled its electricity prices from gas markets. Gas now sets the price in only 15% of hours, compared to 90% in Italy. Countries that invested early in clean power are far less exposed to fossil fuel price shocks. Those that didn't now pay the price.

Pino making an impact

Thank fuck for that.

Some of our final balls in are not even non-league standard

Once again, utter utter shite.

Absolute scenes, he's sacrificed a defender for an attacker!!

I feel like I’ve wasted my time watching this and I’ve travelled 25 minutes to watch it in a car park at Reigate College. Pity the poor fools who are at the game.

Still winning on my stream. 😬

Much better Palace.

No Munoz. Johnson 🗑️

Nick Clegg unveiled a portrait of himself at the National Liberal Club yesterday and it's hard to tell which one looks less like Nick Clegg, the portrait of Nick Clegg or the actual Nick Clegg

Woman next to me on the phone sinking pints of Madri, saying she got sent home from work cos she was too overwhelmed. Seems a lot more whelmed now

My sister in law was one of the adult helpers on a school trip to Bristol Zoo. One little lad was very quiet on the way back & took himself to the back of the bus. After a while on the journey home they examined his backpack to find he had nicked a live penguin. They had to head back to return it

Brothers in Arms - Dire Straits. I’d probably torture myself ahead of listening to that.

The evidence is overwhelming: Brexit has been a disaster for London and the UK. Rejoining the EU is now clearly in our national interest. The option to rejoin should be on the ballot at the next General Election. www.theguardian.com/politics/202...

Strangely, I am both looking forward to this football season being over and hoping that it’s not over by 8pm today.

I was a music-obsessed teen growing up in London in the 80s, one of the Grange Hill generation IMHO, these are the 20 best 80s pop songs (my views may change tomorrow cuz I'm fickle & contain multitudes!) For this thread, I define "pop" as making it into the Top 20 in the official UK charts 1/21

see? here's the thing. A lot of people are like, the earth is fucked, it's beyond salvation, it's hit the tipping point, but time and time again we see that if we just fucking fixed the problem, it rebounds so incredibly fast. Imagine what could be done if people actually cared

Oh this is just lovely.

Premier League as Farmer’s League achieved to be fully unlocked by 8pm tomorrow.

Clearing up some confusion I've accidentally added to! Per posts from David Quantick and others, the mighty Pete Frame of rock family trees fame was said to have left us. However! Kris Needs, a longtime friend of Frame's, has confirmed he's very much still with us via this genius FB post.

“It is basic Keynes — we need to look at the long-term impact of investment, how it brings money back into the economy and builds purchasing power for ordinary people.” Zack Polanski answering a question on borrowing and our long-term economic strategy at his speech at the New Economics Foundation.

🚨GOAL🚨 Senegal 0-1 Morocco o.g. 90+58 (days)

He was certainly afraid of Vietnam-style combat in Vietnam.

Genuinely fuck football. I really cannot wait until I can just walk away from the corruption and bullshit that accompanies it all now.

They've out Forest'd Forest

Totally unprecedented. Totally, utterly insane. Senegal stripped of their AFCON title by the CAF Appeal Board. www.cafonline.com/news/caf-app...

45-75 year olds are in a booze crisis in the UK, with thousands and thousands in this age group hopelessly addicted to booze and can't do anything without factoring in getting pissed.

I couldn’t possibly say who I’d like to see win in North London this evening. Just enjoy this short video of me this evening.

Best league in the world

Sheffield Wednesday are going to get -15 for not paying enough to their creditors, the largest of whom is the previous owner who drove the club to financial ruin.

Terry and Dune.

Less master race, more master bates.

A new British Fash party you say? Why am I not surprised that it consists of 40% uptight gay kink lads, 40% flat roof pub landlords, and one guy who clearly has a claw hammer in his pocket? Slightly more baffled by Ian Hislop's lost idiot brother... and TUCKER JENKINS?

They said it would take 193 years to clean London’s air. We did it in nine. 💨 London has now met legal limits for nitrogen dioxide air pollution.

"Iran is our enemy because it is an Islamist theocracy that denies human rights to women and LGBTQ people, brutally beheads political dissidents, violently attacks its neighbours, and funds terrorism. That's why today I'm visiting our close friend and ally, Saudi Arabia."

imagining the meeting where someone was like goal number one is to find a trendier, more whimsical term for attempted murder