On Newsnight, Kay Burley intervenes during a discussion about survivors - out of nowhere - to say we "should accept that" Andrew Mountbatten-Windsor "was a war hero". Genuinely has to be seen to be believed 👇

Piece of piss, even in this heat

All this for a guessing machine that steals creatives' work and further restricts critical thinking. To think that world leaders have been sucked in by the nonsense that is AI is wild

Many of us enjoy ALFOS, thank you very much.

Number of prominent royals who’ve voluntarily entered relationships with non-white people: 2 Number of prominent royals who have been punished for this: 2

Exciting for Clacton voters that they're going to get to see their MP again for the first time since they last elected him.

“Lovely” Trans: white

“Football is a simple game; twenty-two men chase a ball for ninety minutes and at the end, the Germans always win.”

Colombia v Switzerland being referred to as Charlie v The Chocolate Factory.

Maybe the people of Clacton won’t have a decision to make. This is fucking hilarious.

Nigel Farage's brilliant by election wheeze is horribly backfiring on him. Currently fewer prospective candidates than guests at a Toby Young stag night

'the establishment parties are out to get me!' 'no honestly it's fine you can have clacton if you want' top stuff, no notes

British journalists at The Spectator garden party.

Any Clacton residents who want to nominate your friendly neighbourhood intergalactic space warrior, ping me a line!

In any sane timeline this would be the end of Farage. However, we have long known that this timeline is as stupid as fuck. I’m really not convinced that the people of Clacton are about to change that.

Let's hope Farage announces his death.

You’re all going to be very disappointed when he just announces that he’s going on Strictly.

“Today will be a day long remembered. It has seen the end of Ronaldo, and may soon see the demise of a frog faced, corrupt racist.”

How about: "You're going home in a costly ambulance"?

Early morning press conference at the Whitehouse.

Sound the 6 Music Energy Flash klaxon. I won’t tag him, because plenty of others will.

More of this, give me more! I love it!

If I know anything about America, they're going to be posting videos of themselves shooting waffles.

It's Spain I feel for, not knowing who their quarter-final opponents are yet.

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“Today I feel Belgian” 🇧🇪 youtu.be/EKc9n5Ct1l0?...

The future of this country is extreme poverty, unless we tax the super rich more.

A pal of mine posted this on the other place. I'm done in.

£24m…..oh my.

UEFA and European clubs are in an interesting position. They are the real power in the game - FIFA might gerrymander control to feed its avarice but the leverage is in Europe: leagues, TV deals, and money, money, money. If they wanted to give Infantino a real problem, they could. But won't.

A den of cunts and nonces.

Bosnia enter the chat...

This wrist injury for Henderson could really hurt us. Going to take him twice as long to carry dinner plates to the table for the playing squad now. Speedy recovery Jordan.

People’s princess

Fair play England. I woke up at 0-0, went to the loo and it was 2-0 by the time I came back. Ended up joining the lad and watched the rest - although it was 2-1 by the time I got there. I wouldn’t say it was enjoyable, but it was certainly a heroic display.

i remember we found some british porno back in the day it was just a website of jpgs of a nude person getting beans poured on them in a bathtub, it was haunting. theyve been through a lot on that island, they needed this tonight

Hydration Break!

We're sleeping for England (England) Not waiting that long We're sleeping for England (England) Arrivederci, kick off’s at one

Well it's here, my Iso Forty Nine for July. 2 hours 25 mins (Yeah, I got lost in this one having too much fun 😁) Starting all deep with some classic 90's business before working up to some absolute exquisite new stuff. Shares much appreciated ✊ Enjoy! www.mixcloud.com/deandeep/dea...

Saw a motorcyclist hit an old woman at top speed. Blood and arms everywhere. Had snails for dinner.

This is just like when FIFA arbitrarily lifted Ronaldo's red card suspension except it makes the team better

Until a major football nation decides to walk away from FIFA, their bullshit tournament and corruption, things will only continue to get worse.

I’ve decided to strike while the iron (or the summer) is hot and release this straight away, as it’s perfect poolside stuff… katakana2024.bandcamp.com/track/sunset...

Sound the Marvin on 6Music klaxon.

England. Sunday 5th July, 11am: "Just popping out for a swift half. Want anything from the shop?" England. Monday 6th July, 5am:

England is insane.