One for Palace fans. Archive photo of Sasa Curic driving a tractor around Belgrade with a lady in a bikini.

We'll be celebrating when the padeo-rapist dies I can tell you that for free. We'll probably close for a few days and get right on it.

No sign of this at Christmas in Belgrade.... happened to drop into a provincial Lidl yesterday...and there in the frozen section... waving its fishy cock at me......a lone Prawn Ring... beautiful.

Favourite restaurant in Serbia. Kosjeric football ground. An unlikely restaurant venue. 2 warm loaves, roasted peppers, peppers in spicy cream, green salad and then 2 chicken breasts wrapped in bacon and stuffed full of cream.

Google maps can fuck off.

Stand off.

I want a haircut here....what a name.

I worked in the James Burton in 90/91 and shots were 75/80p.

Oh boy....... just seen the receipt....Rakija is 80dn....that's just 59p.... What year was a measure of spirits 59p in the UK?

Found a remote pub. Owner is about 90. He's playing AI covers of obla di obla da on his phone. I couldn't be happier.

In the sticks for a few days. It's very peaceful... and very cold in the mountains....there's absolutely nothing here (apart from very fast internet, which seemingly has been installed everywhere). No kettle either.

The annual congratulations to the Irish for using their budget in Belgrade to host loads of events from music to the arts, accessible to all. And your annual reminder the Brits ring fence the budget for posh twats to quaff and to hang around cemeteries remembering battles from 500 years ago.

A documentary I'm watching about an Australian Outback pub is everything you'd expect.

Absolute rubbish from Palace. No urgency, no ambition, no threat. Ref inconsistent and poor. Never mention this game again.

The German fella today...his hobby.....is to visit The Hardrock Cafe. Today is his 109th. I know this as he told me about it in great detail.

It's no surprise running a mainly dance music store we get a lot of invitations to events, that I'm not attending at 3am. Today's excuse.... just googled the DJ and he does backflips in the booth, so not really for me. The excuses are writing themselves today.

This might end badly....the CarGo driver is holding up a massive magnifying glass to see the Sat Nav 🔎

Had an old German Billy Bullshit in. I have more records in my house....I'm a friend of Sven Vath..I'm an expert in Frankfurt music.... Unfortunately for him......that's my specialist area. Never heard so much bullshit in store. And the I have a million records people strangely never buy anything.

"People who left Britain to avoid tax are putting their families in danger in Dubai rather than taking them to a place of safety and risking paying tax. This is because Labour is anti-British."

A very nice insta influencer person made a little video in the shop. Never had so many likes and messages. Free advertising 👌

A lovely old fella in the bakery....was very confused hearing English...asked me if I knew Winston Churchill....... followed me to the grocer's as he forgot to ask me if I knew Bertrand Russell. Sadly me and Bert were only alive at the same time for a week.

So because #Ryanair in 2024 treated a passenger to a 13-hour delay and €890 in costs for a new flight, and then simply ghosted her, an Austrian court today impounded one of its airplanes at Linz airport. ooe.orf.at/stories/3345...

Saw a popular local style guide insta do the 7 best record shops feature. There's only 8 here. We were not included despite being the highest rated. The new Russian place was. 3 crates above a wine shop. Turns out the guide despite appearing Serbian...is Russian. Just a massive shill operation 🤦‍♂️

More Russian chocolate in the greengrocer. This is a cross between a Mars and a Double Decker.

At the (only Russian place not to ask me to to work/DJ/host an event for free) for Terrific Lady Day comedy night.

Blood donation here is very popular....and today I discovered a clue as to why....you also get 5 days off for a birth, death or marriage. That's incredible.

Holy moly..Gwan Palace

The rancid melted cunt has finally been sacked.

Been ages since I've had a 'Can you tell me where' addition. Can you tell me where your Japanese Jazz Fusion section is please....

My contribution to the local flag debate:

The greengrocer is selling Russian chocolate bars. It's pretty good...like a Marathon and Mars bar combined.....I'm not sure how much I paid....but looking online it's quarter/third of the price of a Mars Bar here.

So predictable.

Trump stirred Epstein's porridge.

Buy a field......and start getting them in the ground.

Gaff here selling a bouquet of..er... Sushi.....

TC - they were led to believe it stood for Top Cat. It was Thick Cunt. 😬

Local football.... nothing to see.... just carry on singing..... remarkable.

Ooof......

When the whole ground sings “humble til I die”

The headline ‘Man shot at Mar-A-Lago’ turns out to be quite the disappointment. It wasn’t him.

That's some let off.....

Surely he's getting the Spanish Archer....

A bar snack has arrived.....WTF

In a round loop with the locals ..this won't end well.

@uppertiersteve.bsky.social waiter just said ..you must beat the Muslims...😬

If the Epstein Files roar back to the top of the news agenda.... this will make a perfect deflection.

UNITED KINGDOM: A SERIOUS COUNTRY (enjoy this moment while it lasts)

They can remove clips of Premier League goals in minutes. 48 hours is an eternity online.

Okay, this is quite outstanding from Bedford Council.