What next, tariffs against Slovenia if Melania won't nosh him off....

Oh hello...

This is the highest award I've ever received.......I will not be handing it over to Trump.

I have just presented Celtic's 1967 European trophy to Stenhousemuir. Thank you for your attention to this utter bullshit. 💚

Just checking in on my Palace friends.....

Finally shifted it.......💃💃💃

Amazon handing over 40m for a Brett Ratner documentary about Melania. I guess they've at least made an effort to hide a bribe. Apparently sponsors could have product placement in film and an invite to the premiere for 10m. The grift never ends.....

Escape to the Country: I'm Jacinta, I'm an artisan sandal handler. This is my husband Tristan, he nails parsnips to Anderson shelters. Our budget is 8.4 million pounds.

The price drop of being outside of the city centre is astonishing. These 4 dishes came to 2000dn, about £14. I've paid more than that for one main before and one gaff had £8 off us for rice. 10 spring rolls per person a slight overkill mind.

This couldn’t be more Palace if we tried.

Another Snow Day........not a chance me or the staff are opening the shop.

This is doing the rounds locally.....

Cooking Christmas dinner again today.

Went out for a Christmas Eve drink.....and both local pubs are closed....for Christmas.

The Badnjak sellers have arrived ahead of Christmas Eve tomorrow. I think I prefer Christmas in January. It certainly brightens up a miserable month. I'd urge other countries to shift the date, the baby jeebus won't mind.

The long johns are out.... another 20cm forecast overnight....Good thing about these planned estates. You don't have to travel to get anything. Every service and store is on your doorstep.

Snow day.....

It’s a dark night when you look at the news and are forced to admit that you no longer believe in the power of the FIFA peace prize

And we're off...day 1 of the local holidays...my friend was telling me yesterday, he's off until the 12th now. The Diaspora will be in town and Christmas Day next week... forecast is ummmm....-12 👀 Gawd bless the government heating, as that's pretty chilly.

I saw Coalition of the Willing at the Mean Fiddler in 1987.

Hate freeloaders who join in the New Year's Eve countdown for the last 10 seconds. I've been doing this all year. Where were you back in May

Serbs in the pub captivated and willing us on.....the pity being sent our way.... nobody likes Spurs it seems....

Now for a Christmas miracle please Palace.

Next year we'll get a right prized cunt dropping at Christmas.....keep hoping and dreaming everyone.

Meteorologist my arse....I've seen that name pop up before....sounds like a total crackpot.

Christmas.. when it's perfectly fine to eat prawn cocktail for breakfast....in bed. And I get to do the whole thing again in 2 weeks time for Serbian Christmas. UK folk lose track of what day it is....try 2 Christmases and 2 New Year's..... It's beautifully chaotic.

A rare find..... affordable lamb that isn't just fat. This was the only cut in the store that wasn't 80 percent fat. Only had lamb once so far this year....its either not available or insanely expensive....so very much looking forward to this.

Not what I was expecting........but this is the Christmas lunch we've been served 🤷‍♂️

Shout out to the parent who thought the best way to keep their kid entertained on the train was to bring along a xylophone

Oh what a shame.......if they can't pay, they won't be able to annoy me in the shop. One mad fucker screamed at me this week.... entitled hipster twats. They often ask to pay in crypto.. I just roll my eyes.

Someone foolishly used Serbia post to send me a gift...... package was so bent I thought someone had sent me a bowl...as the shape couldn't possibly be vinyl 😬

The Trump family leave a horrible stench wherever they go. So glad this is off the table.

Serbian KFC selling hot dogs 🧐

Big thanks to @avavsystems.bsky.social and @beanygreen.bsky.social we now have the new cd shelves stocked

How does the old saying I just made up go? "Live like a cünt, die like a cünt"? Yeah, well, that. www.bristolpost.co.uk/news/bristol...

Those divorced fellas that go around annoying people calling themselves "Auditors". Never underestimate the modern ability of people to conjure up new ways of being an absolute whopper of a human being.

That new 24hrs in Police Custody was horrible. From the crime to C4 deciding to try the woman on TV when the CPS declined to charge. She may have been involved but that's for the courts not Channel 4 screaming "it was her" with no defence & cherry picking what to show....very odd decision making

A magnificent entry from Belgrade in the shit Christmas tree competition.

Finally met the British ambassador....he's very fucking posh. All the embassies have a stall and have traditional food. We've gone for Algerian, Palestinian and er....Mince Pies off the Brits.

I just want a slice of cake. Cake contains butter.. Butter costs about the same as gold or printer ink here....it is not used in baking.

Instagram tells me the British Embassy are hosting an event where they have to interact with actual Serbian people and hungover Brits. There's 6 jars of Marmite on offer......so tempting

Sabrina Carpenter made the White House delete their fuck ass tweet.

It’s been quite a year but this is without a doubt the achievement I’m most proud of.

Outstanding reporting today from the New Media at the Pentagon.

Looks foggy out.....that's not fog. It's smoke from somewhere down the hill not connected to the public heating and burning stuff to keep warm 👀 Your hair will smell of smoke if you step outside.

Already out #whamageddon. 20 minutes, how the fuck......

@webuyrecords.bsky.social Dua Lipa album, sealed, and in a locked glass case in my local Cancer Research shop. Zoom in and you’ll note an actual Discogs price history attached to it. Textbook ‘the game’s gone’ stuff!

Ep 72. A bumper episode... we're joined by comedian James Mullinger, we have positivity in the post bag, @justplayed.bsky.social is back with new releases, quiz, news and all your favourite record collecting nonsense. link.chtbl.com/_MA6rrYD Support the show ko-fi.com/webuyrecords

Need anything from the Serbian boot sale?