A den of cunts and nonces.

Bosnia enter the chat...

Don't worry, the only people left watching listen to Oasis and get their news from X.

Broken waterfall, barely a trickle.....

Up crazy early to drive to Požega as Lidl have lamb today. Even 5 minutes after opening was a solitary pack left. A box of mystery bits. But it'll do.....

Statement from Belgian FA.

More slurping Trumps arsehole from FIFA

So..... Wifi is 10x faster than when I was in Hastings last year. Opposite the main police and fire etc. We're in the middle of nowhere here. Phone is full 5g. Had no phone signal at all in the Airbnb in Hastings. No cost benefit analysis takes place for infrastructure here. It's just installed.

Gary Vs cow. Cow won..

Melon out the back of a transit. 👌

My Serbian has improved, I now know what Ham and Eggs is..... That bread was amazing, just chatted with the baker who delivered it....... breakfast is a ridiculous £2.70 👀

Good morning from Kosjeric. Found a cracking boozer by the river... discovered the town pool..... just £1.40 entry and rocked up at my favourite restaurant for breakfast, overlooking the football pitch.

Imagine hosting your trailer trash wedding the same weekend Madonna drops a fucking bomb....😬

Gary thinks cows are giant dogs...???

I don't own a tractor.....she's off...

3 presidents have died on the 4th of july i like those odds

Can confirm the new Madonna album is an absolute banger. So much fun........ The extended versions and remixes are going to be 🔥 the only issue with the record is..its basically edits of clearly far more expansive tracks. And expensive...I see an 80e 3 X LP of remixes + 12'S

90 minutes out of Belgrade and you're basically in the wilderness. And £25 a night........ Gets this.

The disappointment here is....well. Airbnb guy. We've installed a pool since you booked. Oh, just to let you know... there's no water and we can't get it delivered for your stay.

Off to the countryside possibly...... The rental guy is pulling his hair out...as would you believe it.....Russians currently have the car we booked and don't want to return it. He said it's an ongoing problem, they just do whatever they want and don't return the cars 🤦‍♂️

This is a serious business here and not a penny is wasted......can you work out what people are congregated for?

Madonna launch in BG.

No customers when the big man is playing. But glad he's through.

'WILL THE OWNERS OF A WHITE FORD CORTINA PLEASE MOVE IT AS THEY HAVE BLOCKED IN THE SOCIAL SECRETARY. ALSO. PLEASE BE ADVISED THAT THE MEAT RAFFLE WILL FOLLOW THE EXOTIC DANCERS FROM NOTTINGHAM. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER'

The world cup finally made the news here. For this guy trolling Croatia fans.

I want to be on this list. Crypto people are all AI generated nonces who wear VR smart glasses to film kids and have a bitcoin lodged in their bell end. Fingers crossed.

Some absolute whopper in today. Checking every title on discogs, pulled out over 1200e of stock, please have pity on a poor Turkish trader...offered me 750. We would have actually lost money on the new titles. Fucking time wasting moron. Tried every trick, wasted on me. 🤣

Back to work today and a far more reasonable 26c. We actually lost money opening for the heatwave, didn't even cover the staff wages. I went through 3 changes of clothes yesterday. Just to the end of the road to get cold drinks.... completely soaked in sweat. Gross. Climate deteriorating rapidly.

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Dave: Martin, why haven't you touched your crisps? Martin: Try Walkers in my shoes!

Finally saw a clip of the football.

I nearly wore shorts... it's that hot.....but I just couldn't do it.

Saturday morning treat...the whole block are having their drains rodded.

Checks shop rota..... amazingly my next shift isn't until Wednesday. The bloke who does the rota is alright by me.

Thursday meat night....beer, lamb by the kilo, amazing spuds and spicy peppers....

good morning

Lovely and cool here.......

Just realised this will be my son’s fifth prime minister and he’s 6.

Chris Mason is now oooozing political pre-cum.

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5 minutes into a private train around the Balkans video.......ooh that looks fun...I wonder how much it is.... immediately switched off.

@wilch2710.bsky.social Thoughts on lunch....bean stew with sausage..

Anyone need anything from Lidl?

I rarely visit wankers coffee shops because they are full of wankers and Russian workers stealing the internet..and I always forget they have to go mad. Ice coffee please...🤦‍♂️

Not even had breakfast and it's absolutely unbearable today. Sympathy to UK folk who are getting something similar arrive....

Oh man.....a kilo of roast lamb has arrived.

Anyone in the market for a Venera De Luxe 1 TV from Yugoslavia. @avavsystems.bsky.social ???

There's a neighbourhood party. We've been invited by the lovely little old lady who does the cooking. She's roasted a lamb