Dinner options are drastically different to the city centre. Dance cheese and Veal sac.

Kitchen design is somewhat unusual. It has 22 cupboards....and this is the only flat area. Did they live off canned food.....it's a bit odd.

My colleague messaged me from the store....

Aha... there's a slight flaw in the communistical heating. We have to wait for the government to decide to turn it on. Milos has informed me, when it goes on...it's on for the season...and it could be 30 degrees the following day 😂

Watching some YouTube lark about Kickstarter scams....and saw this on screen. Seems very annoyed he hasn't received his moonwalk shoes.

The important question today...... washing machines....they live in the bathroom here....but typically in the kitchen in the UK Which is the correct place?

New view. I definitely won't miss the bloke on sax playing careless whisper, on repeat outside our window. Every day. Though city friends seem terrified that they won't ever see us again....as we're a 20 minute bus ride away. 😂 In my head we've moved to Clapham. They think we've moved to Croydon.

Serbs are wondering why we're crying with laughter..... unreal

No fucking way

Lovely morning. The nazi bridge has been mainly dismantled....

Psst.... London folk. 2 cracking events today...Vladimir Ivkovic is in town this afternoon in Hackney and then Daniel Miller is headlining in Soho.

Gary has been invited to a dog birthday party. This cannot be a thing? It's a thing isn't it.....

Wanksy?

The gallery opposite has a flying dildo exhibit.....

@webuyrecords.bsky.social by popular demand. They must have heard your latest episode!

Every day is a school day here ....my friends just had a baby boy. I asked about 'wetting the babys head'. Yes, we do that too. And the guests rip the fathers shirt, taking a piece for good luck with getting someone up the duff.....

r/GeoWizard is going into meltdown over his support for Reform, people are digging out iffy-sounding lyrics, etc www.reddit.com/r/GeoWizard/

Here you go lads, here’s the shit formats Tim was talking about Yes, I do own them Yes, they are as shite as you imagine Yes, the Madonna ones are in my pension fund pile Yes, I have ordered some 4” Tiny Vinyl to be collected on our next visit Yes, I intend to flip some to pay for mine

Podgorica. Most importantly, there's a curry house here. It's also still 30 degrees....

Chagford has it all

Chips and rice....(And spuds). Some divvying up of dinner. Excellent food. Escaped as moaning russians appeared. Hat tip to the tightest couple ever, carrying about 15 kilos of parasol to avoid paying on the beach, shared a soup and water. Another couple complaining about glassware and cutlery. Sigh

Nothing says London like "Big Ben," constructed out of wooden pallets over a montage of Scarface and Marilyn.

It's like I'm actually in London... quite remarkable.

Albania on the opposite side. Beautiful spot here. 👌

Morning

I think Jimmy Savile garnered slightly more sympathy than Charlie Kirk. Sometimes you have to die to fully reveal how much of a cunt you were.

This is the kind of content I want on social media...... I'm at that age where new socks are bought each Christmas by my partner.

Visited the world's most expensive record shop today. Will definitely be mentioning this beauty on the next podcast.

Here are some things that Charlie Kirk said in his life. The man is dead, and so it only seems fair to share his legacy by cataloguing the values he spread while alive.

Just the 18 weather warnings for today/tomorrow.....FFS. how's that even possible. 😬

I checked to see if Montenegro were playing tonight before heading into town.....I didn't check if Albania were playing 🤦‍♂️

The 78 year old owner sorting the whole grilled fish...

Restaurant.....asked where the bathroom is..."If you want wash your arse, 1st door" I went for door number 2.

Walked into town.....we will definitely be cheering England in the pub later 👀

The most Montenegro thing yet.

London Dry Gin* *Product of Croatia. This will be good.. everything is closed on a Sunday other than the petrol station. Your only stop for 'mediterranean botanicals.....'

Behold.....200e for cash and a free day. Del Boy rentals Montenegro. A Dacia Sandero....it will reach 80 kph....foot to the floor and....I know the warning lights work...as I can see them. Truly the best/worst car ever. TBF...the local roads/traffic mean, you'd be wasting money on anything better.

UK PEOPLE: If you start watching Threads at 2.12pm, the bomb will go off at the same time as the Emergency Text alert.

Long Beach.....found a shack/bar, friendly natives... cheap beer.

Our AirBNB is very rustic.

@petercpfc.bsky.social did you go to fancy places? As the highest rated place here .....it's suspiciously cheap. Homemade wine ....how bad can it be?

Roasting hot in Montenegro. Left home at 7.30am and already off the plane the other end. Benefit of this region, you can be on holiday with a 30 minute flight.

Belgrade 10k warm up arena..it's fookin boiling still.

Anyone help locate the version/year of this Elvis record. Matrix is 2E6VP2489. I cannot match it up in discogs.

Parents should consider if anybody else in the world needs to see photos of your ugly children.

Might cross into Albania in a small boat.......