Didn't think much of that Sleaford Mods video.

'I need your bike, your jacket, and your cycling proficiency certificate'

'I've just been uniting the Right, I'd give it five minutes'

'LET THEM EAT PEDIGREE CHUM'

There is of course, only one correct answer;

'WE NOW GO LIVE TO THE CONSERVATIVE PARTY'

If whiskey makes you frisky and brandy makes you randy, does rum make you cum? #JustAskingQuestions

At your Ring doorbell cam like

He's very young, so fair play to the lad for his interest in obscure Post-Punk.

'Off to the Panto with this one'

Same energy.

Monday.

Gary Barlow and Lulu, 'Relight My Fire' (1993)

'I've only been on the apps a couple of hours and I've had 500 matches already; no idea why'

*Me, getting 13 new Followers in a day for no good reason in particular*

'TELL 'EM ABOUT THE HUNNY, MUMMY'

'BANG! AND THE DIRT IS GONE'

'WE HO-OOPE IT'S CHIPS, IT'S CHIPS, IT'S CHIPS'

'HOW DO DO IT ALL DO IT?'

'ALLIED CARPETS HALF PRICE SALE!'

'The UK Labour Mayors have weighed in over Minneapolis Mr President; shall I prepare Air Force One?'

Salt n' Pepa's less popular follow-up.

They diddyn't get paid. #NoYOUEffOff

'Ken Bruce, you've changed'

New Fingerbobs remake looks SHIT.

Breaking: Nicholas Maduro now in US custody.

'Brief Encounter' (Dir. David Lean, 1945)

(Julius Caesar) 'What are those small frozen balls of ice falling in my back garden?' (lackey) 'Hail Caesar'

What Trump thinks the Monroe Doctrine is;

'WE NOW GO LIVE TO NOVARA MEDIA FOR THE LATEST ON THE SITUATION IN VENEZUELA'

BOTD 1955, Scottish author Val McDiarmid.

Good to see the New Year traditions being upheld.

Me and Mrs CA have just found out our nephew is coming round for New Year's when we thought it was just going to be the two of us.

@oddthisday.bsky.social Roses are Red, Yoda would say 'Your tongue has the cat got',

Dune And Out In Beverley Hills

Watching a repeat of The Repair Shop where Steve's fixing a clock from Oliver Cromwell's time. Bet it never chimed on a Sunday...

We Saw You From Across The Bar And Really Like Your Vibe latest;

England skittling Australia for 152/England all out for 110.