🎶🎤 'I-YYYY, AIN'T GOT NOBAAAH-DY...'🎤🎶

@oddthisday.bsky.social Roses are Red, There's a by-election in Clacton thanks to Nigel Farage,

"Nigel Garage will be performing in 'Run For Your Wife' at the Cleethorpes Alhambra until July 27th"

I see Galloway's taking Mexico's defeat well.

I thought Gordon played well. #MEXENG

'Give me a pony, I'll get Balogun's red card rescinded for ya'

'WILL THE OWNERS OF A WHITE FORD CORTINA PLEASE MOVE IT AS THEY HAVE BLOCKED IN THE SOCIAL SECRETARY. ALSO. PLEASE BE ADVISED THAT THE MEAT RAFFLE WILL FOLLOW THE EXOTIC DANCERS FROM NOTTINGHAM. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER'

In a pub in town wondering why they've got a portrait of Alexander Lukashenko on the walls.

Mere moments later, Serb nationalist Gavrilo Princip assassinated Archduke Franz Ferdinand, triggering the start of the First World War.

Only went and put the washing out, didn't I?

'And my first appointment is the late Betty Driver as Hotpot Delivery Tsar'

Unused Marty Scorsese dialogue from Taxi Driver.

Monday.

LOVE modern Pride marches.

@oddthisday.bsky.social Roses are Red A runny nose requires tissues

*TAPS SIGN*

Always loved Rab C Nesbitt and Wee Burney.

Sgt. Burnham's Lonely Hearts Club Band.

June 2026 June 2027

What my pizza sees just before I take it out.

*CHRIS MASON, RN*

'WE NOW GO LIVE TO THE PM'S RESIGNATION SPEECH'

When you're becoming PM at seven but launching your new novel at the Groucho Club at eight.

Monday.

Burnham Burnham's Dad

OMG THEY DIGITISED BENNY HILL

Born OTD 1966, former British champion middleweight boxer Chris Eubank.

Released OTD, 1965 (CBS)

Gwyneth Keyworth in 'Death Valley' (BBC, 2025-26)

*Me, to my new Followers after last night's #Numbers Bleet*

*The SNP, this morning*

I certainly didn't have Barry Chuckle, Nadine Dorries and Alex Salmond in Weird Celebrity Shit-the-Bath Polycule Bingo, THAT'S for sure...

@oddthisday.bsky.social Roses are Red, Morecambe and Wise had fun with André Previn,

'It's a Desk! It's a Computer! It's Desk-Computer!'

I see Burnham's won, then.

Hydration break

Exclusive picture just dropped of Trump's agreement with Iran;

Amazing Grace, How Sweet the Sound, That Saved a Wretch Like Me,

@oddthisday.bsky.social Roses are Red Salman Rushdie wrote The Satanic Verses

Hydration break.

Roy Hodgson's REALLY looking his age these days.