this is really not the time for tiktok to be showing me whipped coffee videos

slayyyyy we love a bisexual queen 🩷💜💙

no way i'm going to the netherlands in 2 and a half weeks and they're about to DOCK THAT FUCKING DEATH SHIP THERE BYEEEEE WTF

you buy 1 thing at sephora and they tell you your total is $4,298.66

joe alwyn looking like prince of persia

imagine taylor showing up to the met tonight on the 10 year anniversary of bleachella 😩

isn't there a longstanding theory out there about clouds/dreams something like that... why is a dominoes pizza box coming to mind lol

omg my derby horse won, i won $50 😌

23 days til norway 😩🙌🏼

less than 2 hours left on that fuck ass countdown timer

peter pain delivers another beautiful loaf

😒

right right right right right

OMGGG SPIRIT AIRLINES NOOOOO 💔💔

the lyrics to this song are soooooo 🫦

you know sometimes i feel inadequate as a human being because i've only ever worked in restaurants. but then i remember how much i would hate it if i was actually important or needed all the time at my job. i don't want to be a surgeon, lawyer, engineer etc. WAYYY too much stress lol

bruh

oh that explains the insanity that is today

HELLO ITS EXACTLY 20 YEARS FROM HER FIRST SINGLE RELEASE

kentucky derby is on saturday, taylor's countdown is for a cowboy like me music video 🙂‍↔️

where is the countdown, i cant find it on her site or her store?? her website looks insane to me rn lol

signed olivia back in stock!! i got it!

alsooo the way she was talking about dashboard confessional and fall out boy's writing had me thinking of this lyric badddd

taylor will specifically use words like "dude "man" "paternity test" "he" and hetlor will still say she's dragging us 💀

i think i'm going to become a tretinoin dealer

confused as to why dunkin dropped all these good ass marshmallow/oreo/cookie flavors and chose to release a fruit punch donut and munchkin instead... smores or cookies and crème was literally right there

years of bullshit for them to fix it in less than 2 days 🥴

there are far too many charlie kirk bumper stickers in my town

look what came in 😍💜

what 3+ years of your landlord ignore your repair requests looks like

you know i used to think people would give me shit about not wanting kids as i grew older but honestly most people tell me it's a great idea, even parents lol

nothing scares me, i rode mission space on opening day

they're together in another universe

the eras tour was the closest we've ever come to world peace

i finally got a bag of undyed nacho cheese doritos and i know they probably taste the exact same but my brain says "cool ranch" every time i take a bite 😩

i wish i could unrecall how we almost had it all 💔

happy lesbian visibility day! i love all my lesbian bloomfs 🌈👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩

colorful spread this evening

ever think you're talking to a sweet old person and then the drop the most racist remark possible 😭

we need a matriarchal society ASAP!!! i can't take this anymore!!

just signed up to be a guest on the hell's kitchen tv show PLEASE i need to hear gordon ramsay scream irl 2 feet from me

my coworkers really look me in my face and tell me they're living paycheck to paycheck and then come in the next day and tell me they just bought a brand new car AND a boat.... HUH???????

AHHH I HATE POLLEN!!! THE DEVIL!!!

this shit is fryingggg me at 2am 💀💀

i need taylor swift to become the next martha stewart. give me a clothing line, a bakeware line, kitchen appliance line, furniture line, clothing line, jewelry. like girl... i would buy it all frfr

just ordered checks... feeling very geriatric

use the promo code "freecoffee1" at 9am on the dunkin app for free coffee!! there's only a million up for grabs so be quick

"my generation may not own houses, but we got dispensaries and doordash"

it's the start of lesbian visibility week and the pregnancy rumors are flying fast and hard lol

happy 420, massachusetts just raised their daily buy limit to 2 ounces. and my local dispo is selling ounces for $65 today... you may not hear from me again