today my doctor was calling me by my name and almost said taylor (my last name) and she said "oh whoops, i wanted to call you taylor because of taylor swift" 😂

god forbid a man celebrates st. patrick's day

the way i giggled

i hate when i tell people i'm going on an international trip and someone (always a maga freak) jumps in to tell me they wouldn't leave the country right now. well yeah, that's because you're a pussy

insane ass tiktok, variety

the people at my job are insane. i reposted this on tiktok and then got sent this message in the middle of the night... literally wasn't even about her chillllll but i guess now it will be

been living cramped up in my $750/mo 1 bedroom apartment for over 3 years because i REFUSE to move and pay astronomical prices for housing. fast forward to today, your girl has secured a 2 bedroom apartment that's over double the size of mine (with a backyard and my very own pool) for $1100/mo 😌

i'm sorry but the oscar's being sponsored by jardiance is fucking sending me

god bless our troops

god we're on ios 26???? my phone is still at ios 18 💀

tagging all of my local dispensaries askgrowers.com/strains/tayl...

never forget that one time VH1's pop up video played Our Song and basically told everyone taylor was gay for her fiddle player lol

my one goal since childhood was to become ina garten

my sister just had her purse stolen in chicago... with her id in it to fly back home 😐

insane review we received at my job today lol

6 years ago today i came home from work and found out i was unemployed lol

i'm tired of having horrible chest anxiety every single day 😩

i pray that "start my car early to warm up" season is over

alright this one had me crying lmao

i can't wait to see the scream in person with my own two eyes 😩

they played ME! at my job today and i definitely became the annoying coworker for 3 minutes and 12 seconds

remember when the senate unanimously voted to get rid of the stupid fucking dumbass clock changes and we're still living through this shit

midnights being on here twice is sending me

i think some swifties actually smoke crack before putting their merch up for resale

ITS NICE TO HAVE... DORATHEEEEEEEAAAAAAA AHH AHHH

made poutine and it came out better than any i've ever had 😩🩷

people on the boards of insurance companies should be charged with terrorism. they've killed, maimed, and emotionally destroyed the lives of millions americans for financial gain. also free luigi!

the person in front of me is playing logic's suicide song... they must have saw banana too

why does dunkin pick the WORST seasonal flavors who the fuck wants artificial banana 🤢🤢🤢🤢

ummmm she's wearing purple contacts.....

sourdough grilled cheese and homemade tomato soup 😍

guys i finally made a successful sourdough loaf

opened a fox news tweet and every comment under it was trump's own base flaming him to hell... the world is healing

OMG

imagine being blackmailed into total world war because you're a fucking child molester

my fucking brother in law is on the uss abraham lincoln right now dude what the fuck....

someone just mentioned "1998" and "pushing 30" in the same sentence... alright buddy relax 🥲

why did my package get sent on vacation to puerto rico?

not to ruin everyone's day but one of my classmates parents died in a murder suicide because his mom had terminal cancer and his mother and father chose to end their lives together because he couldn't bear to see her in pain or live without her 💔

😐

she's finally mine 🥲

i've named my sourdough starter peter pain

absolutely no way concernedape just gave us CLINT as the new male marriage option in stardew.....

someone went to a def leopard meet and greet last night and they had this setlist taped next to the mic lol

HELLO!!! i'm buying these, look at the laces 😭💜💛

it's 2026 and a second pov of ned fulmer cheating on his wife was posted 💀

i wish i could wipe my brain and listen to midnights for the first time again

damn near 4 feet of snow fell in rhode island

😐

imagine hannah montana on snl