show me to me please, send it to me rachel!!!!!!

i love my customers a FULL ass jar of local honey from his own bees 😍

some old ass man probably 30+ years older than me just asked me for my number so he can take me out to dinner????????? tf??? no!!! why in god's name would you think i would want to go out with you?????

i posted this photo the day we legalized marriage in america, exactly 11 years ago 😂🌈

is it just me or is mount rushmore the dumbest fucking landmark we have in america? i'd rather see the world's largest ball of twine

anyone else getting a crazyyyy amount of gaylor on the main lately??? what's happening 😩😩 collective awakening 🙏🏼🙏🏼

pop up video were on taylor's NECK in 2011, not one cm for her to swerve around the gay rumors

i know that rock is huge but goddamn the ring is never sitting on her finger correctly EVER

made beautiful cookies

in all my years on the internet i genuinely still cannot understand the concept of tearing another artist down because they're "in competition" with your favorite artist. the swifties vs livies thing drives me nuts, yall are birthed from the same rib??? like fuck even your fan names sound the same

why tf did they stop flurrying the mcflurry????

sorry for yelling but EVERY SINGLE ONE OF MY BANKS KEEPS GETTING EATEN AND ABSORBED BY ANOTHER BIGGER BANK AND IM TIRED OF IT!!!!!!!!!!

tony soprano but he's singing the bridge of father figure to pussy

BROOO THEY BROUGHT OUT ALL THE FUCKING PIXIE HALLOW FAIRIES AT DISNEYLAND FOR PRIDE NIGHT 😩😩😩 WITHOUT ME?!?!?!

i hate when i click on the tiktok shop by accident and get stuck in this temu ass lobby for 10 minutes

are those rainbows in the cloud???

god just blessed me

WAIT.... on their OG rumored wedding date they went out to eat at THE EIGHTY SIX????? 86 tayvis HAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

gay merch on MY birthday during PRIDE MONTH? oh taylor i love you

why does taylor's team stock 2 and a half items of something super fucking cool everyone wants and then stock 97 million items of something hideous no one is buying??????

WHY.... WHY WOULD YOU EVEN PUT THIS UPPPPPPPPPP!!!!!!

twitter doesn't give you birthday balloons on your profile anymore 💔💔 they really ruined that site

she turned out beautiful

movement!

who the fuck is we??

do you guys think my sourdough is proved or????

taylor stays in the studio late night til dawn edition

they really had a lawyer send me a letter for a $28 car tax i forgot to pay i hate america bro

they're glazing the fuck out of trump at the ufc fight. not that i'm surprised, but they're literally deep throating this dude's entire penis on live

love girl scout cookies down bad but their packaging is whack. they really expect my ass to eat a whole container of cookies in one sitting? i mean i will but they shouldn't expect it

not FROM the movie but Kate Hudson wore a (pink) velvet dress to the premiere of how to lose a guy in 10 days

omg oliver tree died in a helicopter accident?!

not the caption change LOL

NAHH THIS IS ACTUALLY KINDA NUTS

also found this while clearing out space for the desk ❤️

all of this just to play paralives

TS=The Summit

i cannot lie, every time i see taylor with sombr i think it's matty healy

bought a 24 pack of euro fanta for $34 online... all things considered that was a steal of a price for international soda that i am in love with 😩❤️

nooooooooooo

SCOOTER AND SYDNEY WERE BEHIND TAYLOR HELLO???

😂😂😂

my sister lovesssss being a hater and sending me videos of people making fun of taylor's music and then she's going to sit there and be a sabrina/oliva/conan fan girl... girl who the fuck do you think was blueprint for all that music you love????

eight years ago today... yes EIGHT bethesda announced elder scrolls 6. we haven't heard a peep about it since 😩

it's insane that i can watch my para play among us lol

you know i've honestly made a stupid amount of money just by randomly joining class action lawsuits 😅

taylor performed a soundtrack song live before any songs off TLOAS lol

i know you're trying to get it in but you're doing to much girl

how does everyone store their cardigans? i have mine folded in thirds on hangers in my closet but they take up soooo much space