This isn’t the headline though. It should be: “Employers continue to gatekeep workplaces as neurotypical only zones” If someone does not want to go into work to earn even more money, ask why. It’s usually because most employers won’t even do the bare minimum to make their employees comfortable.

Just bought the allergic rhinitis equivalent of Gape Boy Advance poppers.

Blackpool running for city of culture?! It is the UK’s equivalent of Chernobyl, but with scabies added as an extra.

Europe should proactively treat the US as a non aligned competitor and potential aggressor. The US military should not be allowed access to any European territory. European aerospace/defence contractors should be barred from servicing their industries. Break the “alliance” before they do.

The sun’s been out for barely 24 hours in Ordsall and already the hets are going feral. It looks like Benidorm out there!

Someone is smoking upwind on a balcony right ahead of my drying laundry.

It appears MAGA is tearing itself apart because the antisemitic Nazi wing is now at odds with the imperialistic Nazi wing of the movement.

Putting my jock laden airer right in front of my open French windows in full solidarity with the thong laden airer on the balcony opposite. This weather is too rare an opportunity!

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My local co-op does not offer baskets and it really annoys me, because what am I meant to do if I want to buy more sweet treats than I can carry around the store in my hands?!

Concorde fact of the day: Adjusted for inflation, Concorde cost £17 billion to design and build - nearly bankrupting both the French and British governments. However, it was a world first. As of 2026, HS2 has cost £40 billion, projected to rise to £100 billion… Trains have been around since 1804.

2020s Britain: “We tried to build one railway line to Birmingham and went bankrupt 🥺😭” 1960s Britain: “If we’re going bankrupt, we’re going to do it in style!”

I really wish the government would ban supermarkets putting security tags and boxes over the most basic of items, like meat. It’s inconvenient for consumers and just generally spreads the vibe that the country is a penny pinching misery hole (which it kinda is, but you don’t have to emphasise it)

Now the sun is out, I am in the mood for a vodka & fanta lemon with Copacabana playing in the background.

Me: *Asks RBS for a credit card limit increase to improve my credit score* RBS: “You dare ask for more?! Denied, peasant!” Me: *Opens a bank account elsewhere* RBS: “Congratulations, we’re increasing your credit limit by £1,000!”

Wish we could have just a crumb of British Airways nationalisation 🥺 Currently, British Airways’ parent company is the International Airlines Group… Which is based in Madrid and whose majority shareholder is the Qatari government.

Might rejoin X, I fancy regebaiting some Americans

The funniest thing Starmer could do is get the King to visit Canada, Greenland, or Ukraine instead

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It’s good for the economy!

Really hope we see Starmer snap the next time he has to do a press conference with Trump

Suspect, now, Labour actually may be okay in the next few years, as all the other sides are showing themselves to be absolutely mental. Starmer’s foreign policy decisions this month have been spot on.

My niece’s first birthday is coming up and I am about to earn serious Guncle points! :D

Things are going to be okay: Dictators? We’ve had them before. Recessions/Depressions? We got through them too Bad news? There are always good news stories, even if tiny. The world will heal and carry on, even in spite of the most evil people. It always does ☺️

The Strait of Hormuz is perfectly safe...

Some say Keir Starmer is still holding Downing Street guests hostage until they watch it

Nearly just died from a laughing fit

Do people actually say “spag bol”?!

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The Americans think they are having problems with Iran. Wait until they receive hundreds of thousands of European football fans this Summer whose main instincts in life are to lob one of these.

The remaining tax exiles and influencers in Dubai being arrested for posting updates about drone attacks…

majestic

Boarding the Carly Rae Jepsen 900

Was Trump taking the picture?

The man has won around eight trophies/titles for the club since then, including a league/FA Cup double, a continental treble, and three PL title winning streak… And has not won manager of the month in that time. And people complain when City fans say there’s a conspiracy against the club 🤣

If you look at the front fuselage of the returned KC-135, there looks like a massive vertical fuselage strain - perhaps showing a nose-tail collision with the crashed KC-135. Meaning a potential dive and fatal tail-tail collision. They were likely doing a complex two refueller aircraft refuel.

So far Trump’s war has managed to: - Hit a school killing over a hundred children - Get 3 US F-15s shot down due to friendly fire - Kill 4 US military due to refuel accident - Kill 1 French military due to Iranian response - Kill 6 US military due to Iranian response … All going to plan then.

I would not object to European and NATO leaders organising a conference for the primary purpose of repeatedly kicking the US President squarely in the testicles.

Kinda weird how Donald Trump’s presidency has managed to rehabilitate George Bush. Now he’s just W, that slightly goofy former alcoholic uncle who happened to commit a few war crimes and bankrupt Western capitalism.

In the early days of WWII, German pilots shot down over Britain were buried with full military services and given the respect any human deserves with the understanding you fight the regime and not its people. The Americans are meanwhile treating war like a computer game.

Oh shit. Shit shit shit.

You know if someone says their favourite cruise line is Disney then they are going to be absolutely insane and quite possibly a psychopath.

Two weeks ago another toxic legacy thing from dad came up and has had the entire family a bag of nerves all week. Just got the news it has been resolved and in mum’s favour!

I stfg if they put Paddington on our bank notes

My humble submission to the new Bank of England with concepts for the new bank notes to please both sides.

Ed Davey/Lib Dem staffers do realise BlueSky’s consensus on Churchill is somewhat outside of the conventional norm, right?

Just read about a British WWII officer who: - Stormed Normandy carrying a longsword (and got 40 of the enemy to surrender doing the same at Salerno) - Played the bagpipes before charges - Got the last confirmed longbow kill in combat - Escaped two POW camps What an absolute mad lad.

The problem with Trump’s strategy is that Iran knows America better than any American. Iran knows all they have to do to win this war is cause market fluctuations to such an extent that cheeseburgers in Florida go up by 2 cents and the Americans will do a Vietnam and cave.

Iran reading Trump’s social media like…