There’s a guy with autism on Insta in America who is just being really sweet posting his every day videos about life and his vibes. He’s a bit socially awkward but is really positive and friendly but there’s so many people leaving horrendously mean comments 😞 People need to be nicer.

Honestly, he’s kinda camp and iconic

I deserve this

Think my conveyancing solicitor may be ghosting me

I am ordering a Chinese takeaway tonight since it’s payday tomorrow… And it’s getting me a bit emotional I am that excited 🥹

Jesus

The US if Tylenol actually caused autism

I really *really* want to back the Lib Dems, the only thing holding me back is that they are an inherently NIMBY party which would oppose key infrastructure projects the country desperately needs. Shall see what Ed Davey can do, but they are the most impressive centrist party right now.

I’ve decided I’m going to set the 23rd of December as my own personal Christmas (as the family one will be a reduced one this year). That means I’m going to get myself into an M&S food coma until about New Year’s Day!

joining the war on autism on the side of autism

Did we ever give a knighthood to the person who invented the pot noodle? If not, why not?

Not sure if mum is making this up or not

I think I may have slipped a disc 😭

How many paracetamols was she chugging?

I sincerely hope the USA eventually gets its own Nuremberg trials to prosecute all affiliates of the fascist Trump administration from the Whitehouse to the ICE agents in the streets. At the first opportunity, they must execute a full and thorough clean up from top to bottom.

Would definitely rather be autistic than American. Now that shit is embarrassing.

me when my 32mm scale model Meiji Restoration-era Japanese village is out for delivery

as an autistic person i’m not anything to be cured tysm xx

If I was a child in America, I think I’d rather have autism than Measles with a chance of gun violence.

They also haven’t discovered the ducking internal combustion engine yet you ducking duck!

They fail to recall that a group of likely tisms invented a force so powerful in a shed in the New Mexico desert that it ended a world war that millions of soldiers could not. I mean, what a group to pick your battle with.

It's fucking horrible. You have to explain to people why you''re the way you are, and they're just out there on TV saying "they're a problem, we need rid of them"

Under a Trump presidency drinking bleach and having x-rays cures respiratory diseases and paracetamol causes autism. … I can only think Joe Exotic is his spiritual advisor?

IT FITS THE HEADER!

Going to post this image whenever I tweet about Concorde

Kids, don’t take paracetamol or it’ll mean you’ll be able to list all the registration numbers for every single Concorde ever built and you’ll know the checklist for starting an Airbus a320 from cold & dark off by heart. … It truly is a horrific disease to be burdened with 😅

I really hate this new idea that has come along that autism is something to be “cured” or that it is inherently undesirable. Autistic people don’t need to be cured, they just need to be loved for who they are. It’s like banning macOS as an operating system because you only like Windows.

As I’m a first time buyer and my apartment is under a certain amount, I also pay zero stamp duty! :D

Mortgage application approved! :D

Training past Stocky P’s contribution to the UK’s architecture

Next season of Slow Horses released this new week! 😍

It really is time the West hit back at Russia beyond sanctions. We should be hitting them back with far worse to deter.

CAT ALERT!

Jesus

This legendarily happened with a mixed group of BA execs and engineers once, heading back from the US. Flight got cancelled. Execs pulled rank to grab all available basic seats on next flight and yeeted themselves off. Engineers got left with lottery of next available that day. It was Concorde.

Love the turtleneck

“Well, that’s another Boeing gone to shit then”

Couldn’t arrange a hippy rave at an organic jam farm.

Tortoises have it so good: “You mean… I get to sit in a nice cosy box… In the fridge… And have a nice sleep… For two months?!”

thinking about big rice

It’s all “c*nt” this and “a*seh*le” that… Why does nobody call anyone a silly sausage anymore?

My mortgage application has been successful (subject to a valuation which took place today). My broker has been so wonderful and communicative, would it be weird if I sent a thank you card or something?

Not a fan of iOS 26

The Winter duvet is OUT!

The cover of the latest Private Eye. Painfully on target.

The temptation to have a cupboard full of weird shit for people to clear out when I pass aged 80… “Why did he have a commemorative plate of the wedding of Charles and Camilla?!”

A certain person no longer around once used to patronise me and control my finances saying I was not capable. I’m so proud of myself for sorting my mortgage, dealing with solicitors, and a housing developer on my own to the point where it’s all on track. Feels like I have proven them wrong ☺️

Oof this photo goes hard