My scrambled eggs with smoked salmon earlier was delish!

Now my apartment is 99% there with the sofa, I decided to do a nice spring clean and I’m so happy with how it’s all looking :D

Screaming, crying, throwing up

Select Living best pass my apartment’s final inspection after about 9 hours in total cleaning it and £40,440 total in rent payments over 3 years 😭

At 4pm I have to say goodbye to Apartment 1306 in Spinningfields, where the start of my Manchester journey began three years ago 🥺

I can tell I’ve entered the middle classes because browsing M&S I just had the thought “I simply must have this sage scatter cushion”

3pm finish 🥹

The Spy Who Loved Me With Big Naturals

It came up the other day that High School Musical the same age of nostalgia for my generation, as it was for Grease and my parents. It's like if they put 'You're the One That I Want' to the Kyoto Accords.

Have they tried doing something radical like governing instead?

It’s quite interesting how Republicans nowadays are quite happy to trample the rights of states to enforce their executive agenda. 20 years ago this would have been so alien.

Jesus Larry Christ 🥵

I know the de Havilland Comet had the 737 MAX feature of being inherently crashy… But look at it!

Can we bring back strikes and protests demanding aerospace investment and airport expansion like was done in 1974 please?

How Heathrow manages is astounding. I’ll have nothing bad said against the airport at all. Sadly, Britain is not allowed new infrastructure because there’s a rare species of mongoose or something in Bhutan that’ll be impacted if we so much as think of laying an inch of tarmac, so there goes growth.

Cholesterol has the opportunity to do the funniest thing rn

Boeing was just so unstoppable in the 1990s, it’s a shame the company has destroyed itself: - 777 roll out - 747-400 sales soaring - 757/767 most successful mid range aircraft - 737 new generation improvements that were actually safe The Alan Mulally era was Boeing at its height.

Rating sofology very highly. Yes, the sofa did take three months to come but it is amazing! They were also very good with communication. Delivery guys were great too :)

Death toll in Afghanistan when NATO answered the US’s call: - 453 Britons - 158 Canadians - 89 French - 59 Germans - 53 Italians - 44 Danes - 17 Spaniards “Stayed a little back, off the front lines “! No one in the media will call him out over this lie or any of the others he spouts.

The treacherous bastard.

Turns out I’m good at interior design. Thank you gay skills!

Oh well, that’s the economy fixed then.

If airline passengers clap during a flight, it’s usually on landing. For Concorde passengers, it was on takeoff…

*Le big sigh*

The extra special blanket of greatness has been deployed!

“Ohhhhhh so you’re the one who hangs around in boxers in the block opposite me”

😍

Me trying to get my sofa through my apartment door in two hours…

It’s sofa delivery day and I’ll be honest I am feeling ANXIOUS

Gentle reminder that Americans were quite content to see Europe fall to fascism, and had sympathies with Hitler, so long as they were kept out of it. It took the attack on Pearl Harbor, two years late, for the US to support Europe - and even then only because Germany was allied with Japan.

- Trump threatens Europe to keep Epstein/Ukraine out the news - Europe stands up to demented tangerine - American markets panic - Demented tangerine gives in

POIROT IS COMING TO NETFLIX!

Starmer has discovered he has principles. Nobody mention that principle is defending a deal of paying a nation allied with our enemies to give them a free island, which goes against the desires of its native people, just to please some international court composed of judges from dictatorships.

The curry won

Craving a hot dog, KFC, and a curry all at the same time 🤔

#CeJourLà #OnThisDay - Le 21 janvier 1976, les Concorde 🇫🇷 et 🇬🇧 décollent simultanément pour réaliser le 1er vol commercial du supersonique. Le #Concorde d’ #AirFrance (F-BVFA) effectue le vol Paris - Dakar - Rio et celui de #BritishAirways (G-BOAA) relie Londres à Bahreïn. #Avgeek

It is officially 50 years since Concorde’s first commercial flight: London to Bahrain with British Airways and Paris to Rio de Janeiro via Dakar with Air France. British Airways marked the occasion by releasing a music video with Dame Shirley Bassey

Someone really should tell Trump that if you are going to behave like a Bond villain then you at least need to give aura like Ernst Stavro Macron

The pilots of this Jet2 737 have the chance to do the funniest thing rn

Rose’s granddaughter, late husband, lifelong friends etc must have been pretty pissed that she defined her entire life around one bounce on a twink on a week long cruise gone awry.

I want to go back to being a Concorde nerd. I like being a Concord nerd. Concorde nerd’s all I’ve got… That and my sweet style

Also got to learn that some people in my past are actually genuinely mean, and that I am not the issue… Which has been playing on my mind for about a year. So yay!

Nice night! Got to make new friends too ☺️

Greenland has to be defended from monsters like these. American fascism cannot be allowed to be expanded Eastwards.

Democrats may as well call themselves the Zentrum Party and get it over with

*Big sigh*

Attempted to fly the Avro Lancaster on flightsim. Was going great until I tried out doing the “Dambusters approach” at night, at 60ft, whilst doing 200 knots. Avro Lancaster turned into a submarine pretty quickly 😬

Do I watch Allo Allo or Life on Mars tonight? 🤔