Devil Wears Prada 2 was so good! I actually like Miranda Priestly personality types. You know exactly where you stand with them and if they show a soft side then you know you have absolute full trust.

Devil Wears Prada 2 time!

“If David Cameron fucked a pig, I bet you I can get away with saying I’m a gooner”

You can’t say it’s a boring time to be alive

I genuinely believe there’s an element of the soft left in Labour which refuses to believe that Miliband lost the 2015 General Election. They genuinely think Milifandom was a real thing when he was actually just a poor and uncharismatic leader. They’re insane if they put him back in place.

Unless Burnham gets a chance, Starmer remains the best person to be Prime Minister. Streeting is just treacherous and untrustworthy. Miliband was rejected by the public in 2015. Rayner is tainted by scandal.

Oh……oh no

Starmer just admitted to being a gooner

Westminster rn

“One cabinet ally of the prime minister told the Guardian: “Personally I’d throw him in the river but luckily Keir Starmer is a calm and patient person.” Keir could mount a whole profile on being anti Streeting and probably go up in the polls tbh

Ohhhh Jesus it’s happening. Rayner best mobilise quickly or find a way for Burnham to somehow parachute in. We can’t have Wes vs Ed. The country has suffered enough.

A fellow Labour Party member once described Wes Streeting to me as Zippy from Rainbow if he'd been radicalized by Mumsnet. which is a very specific set of references but also disturbingly accurate.

Walter Titty strikes again

Another one gone!

Starmer’s going to have to do a John Major “put up or shut up” moment and resign as leader of the Party and run in a leadership contest. You can’t run a government where half don’t want you because another candidate may challenge you.

Artist’s impression:

Kinda cool to be living through a Fall of Rome moment when you think about it

think it's time to bring back Owen Smith

“You know who else was holed up in a bunker as his colleagues were demanding he give in?”

What in the 2015 is this?!

This is getting fucking hilarious, the UK should do this every month 🤣

THE FUTURE WE NEED AND DESERVE

Burnham, disembarking Avanti West Coast

👀👀👀

How long until we think someone suggests bringing Blair back?

Okay, this is a bit mean tbf

They’re all lining up for future jobs!

I’m surprised Trump hasn’t tried to stir the pot with Starmer this week. We all know he’s trying to interfere with the UK’s election process.

It really is a shame. I do like Starmer, I think he is pretty honourable and decent person. His failure’s are much the same as Theresa May’s were - willing to trust game-players and unwilling to take a clear side.

Is this what straight men think gay sex is?

This says it all so well #JessPhillips #Starmer

Breaking: Jess Phillips resigns as safeguarding minister just ahead of the 1pm news bulletins

Anyone visiting Boy George’s house be like…

So we have: Rayner who wants to be PM, is wanted as PM, but can’t run to be PM (tax) Burnham who wants to be PM, is wanted as PM, but can’t run to be PM (lack of seat) Streeting who wants to be PM, is not wanted as PM, can run to be PM, but won’t run to be PM

Can’t King Chazza just make Burnham a lord so he can launch a coup that way? Royal Family has to have some uses.

The next election needs a candidate who is a “street fighter”. Reform don’t deal in facts - they trade on emotional arguments. As we saw with Brexit and Trump - facts lose against emotion, every time. Someone like Rayner would be far more capable than Wes in dealing with that.

Craving a cider in the sun at a pub by a nice river. Maybe followed by a roast. Instead it’s pouring it down, freezing cold, and I’m watching some workmen power wash a graffiti drawn cock off a wall in Ordsall.

Says a lot about Americans when they’d rather their kids catch polio than be autistic* *Not that there’s any link caused by vaccines, but even if there was… Darn right you go down the tism route each time.

I don’t have a garden but I feel like my mental health could be improved by visiting a garden centre this week

I don’t know why he doesn’t just resign tbh. All the stress would be gone, way more time to spend with family, he can write a bitchy book, and then he can make millions on the after dinner speaker market. Every metric of his life would improve if he resigned as PM.

Where is Lisa Nandy in all this?

Do we think we’ll get to see the Number 10 hunky podium guy again when Starmer resigns?

Wes Streeting has the energy of that girl that tried to sue Nintendo after Wii Fit told her she was obese ngl

The UK is soon to approach a point where wide angle lens photographers cannot capture all former UK Prime Ministers stood next to one another in a line

Tbf to the Cabinet they have shown they are fairly loyal, which is a decent quality to have as a person. If this was the Tories, Starmer would have had his arse kicked out 6 weeks ago.

"Tell Keir. I want him to know that it was me."

Putting this meme on ice for when the BBC schedule “An announcement from the Prime Minister” later this week…