The application has remained stable since approximately 9 PM PDT, April 16 despite ongoing Distributed Denial-of-Service (DDoS) attacks. We have not seen any evidence of unauthorized access to private user data. We will provide a further update by end of day.

id feel sorry about the layoffs but you shouldn't be working at meta anyway. this is like asking me to feel bad bcos a bunch of blackrock employees got fired.

anyone else getting a text flow glitch on this? or just me?

this feels like when you wanna show something cool to your mates and they simply could not give less of a fuck 😭

gonna start calling it load bearing November I think

I'm the 0.014 btw

I've been getting into jokes lately, you ever heard the one about the door?

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you ever wonder if anyone's called a usb port the usbussy?

🚨 NEW: 65% of Brits support the Green Party's policy of capping CEO pay at ten times the pay of the lowest paid employee

Louder.

Felix, CEO of Mastodon, and I hope to collaborate more. Mastodon has wide adoption in Europe and 8k communities (servers) running independently. The customization they give communities is inspiring to me. Public squares should be a gathering place for you to discover cozier corners/communities.

me every day atm

was gonna do a stream today but I think the only stream I'm gonna have is one of incoherent thoughts mixed with some python

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good morning bluesky crush this is literally me if you even care

bluesky servers yesterday:

me seeing the dentist

Weapon data structures now being passed to the appearance manager and applying limb art. Still so much to do. Probably next is weapon destruction and cosmetic damage art. (The limbs have less HP than default, so it's registering the equipping as causing a flinch anim.) #CherubDev #UE5 #MechaBunny

guy uses AI to make letters from nonexistent neighbours to oppose the reopening of Heaven nightclub, found guilty of making a false planning statement, receives… £110 fine. www.theguardian.com/technology/2...

omg chat is this true 😰

update: I'm dead, but it's done. now just the rest of the shit 🥲

Scottish Greens manifesto is out, compare and contrast

It’s actually more this.

Our team received a report of intermittent app outages at about 11:40pm PDT on April 15, 2026. They worked through the night to mitigate a sophisticated Distributed Denial-of-Service (DDoS) attack, which intensified throughout the day.

how about no unions engage with a fascist cesspit of a party, not least one that has been seeing a steady decline in the polls?

trying to post through it rn

“we are not fully out of the woods yet” I’d say we are still buried under a collapsed building tbh.

you're so gay!

lol @bnewbold.net

blacksky is $1000/month away from getting their monthly goal !! they sustained so you can shitpost! let's toss a couple dollars to help them keep at it 🙏 [ support #blacksky ] opencollective.com/blacksky

“Yes babe, I think my first day as Chief Technical Officer of Bluesky went well!”

time to probably pull an all nighter for a deadline tomorrow 🙃 fun times

finally got search, thank fuck! honestly the biggest thing I think tangled needed imo, good shit

all your reginos are belong to us

Elon Musk is world-historically unfunny

F O R B I D D E N timeline

please, my reginos, they are very sick

I'm using Bluesky through the Blacksky website for the time being until Bluesky sort out whatever the fuck is going on.

They should dub over all the actors with 5 year olds like the Haribo ads

"Why could I not access Bluesky even though I am not on a Bluesky PDS?" 🧵 Bluesky is made up of a lot of different parts that work together to show this post to you, with the PDS being just one part of that. You can think of Bluesky PBC, the company, similar to a public utility company.

Red fucked and has a kid in ‘ANGRY BIRDS 3’.

oh I ate that 47.64/50 🟨🟩🟨🟩🟩

jfc...