do i have any oomfs in boston ma?

flooof

This bus has a Grindr profile.

how do you add an event from howabout into your calendar? why does this app INSIST on becoming your main calendar? i’m not gonna add my work stuff there ugh how can a time and event management app lack such basic functionality 😭

my sister wants a close relationship with me, yet ignores any advice i give her on things i’m knowledgeable about, has no advice on things useful to me, complaints about our parents all the time, and hasn’t paid me back for money she borrowed me 5 months ago, 😭

okay the new malcolm in the middle season is exceptional

Crosswalks:

the brexit queue has become even more nightmarish since the introduction of the ees, it’s such delightful schadenfreude

instagram cf is annoyingly binary. bring back google+ circles, cause yeah i wanna post a thirst trap for the gays minus the work ones plus my hettie stans

when you think about it, how has hitachi, the makers of the world renowned and revered shinkansen, have created such a disastrous series of trains as the iep/ azuma, such a rough ride, such uncomfortable seats, truly awful interiors, how does that happen

*movie trailer guy voice*

ash and her friends called me a day over 22yo 😋

my fiancé is stunning

speedos season is open

the fact i felt the need to you was there a need for me?

This is the courtyard outside The Cursed Child in the West End covered in protest chalk for Trans Day of Visibility. Well done, London. Well done.

Tinky Winky is Gay. Dipsy is Bi and a POC. La La and Po are Femme Lesbians. Also! Noo-Noo is their Trans Vacuum.

i need to remind myself more often that my work touches hundreds of millions of people and that it’s kind of magical and humbling

i really don’t care about frozen to be bothered with disney adventure world, honestly why didn’t they build the star wars land 🥲

cf liked this one

on a trip outside my comfort zone this weekend with buses that only have one door and where one needs to tell the driver where one is getting off for him to press on countless buttons to enable the contactless terminal to take one’s payment

cf liked this one

The new Macs are great, but she was grater

wish monzo had a web client cause money stuff is serious and requires to be done on a computer

there’s a schoolgirl yelling “MENINGITIS” on my bus this morning and i have to say it’s not the most fengshui commute i’ve ever had

i wonder if I should stream me playing satisfactory

oh

bleurgh

Have a good week

The Amazing World of Tomorrow

tunnelbana bois

Victoria line seems to be in genuine distress following the part suspension of the Hammersmith & City line this weekend

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obsessed with the abba line map

in my happy place

Mysterious Roadworks!

tunnelbana bois

the science museum said i’m young so it must be true

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just look at this

Myself and a friend have, in the past, come up with a tactical multi-visit approach aimed at maximising our consumption of components based on paucity of availability in the extra-buffet world.

somebody needs to do a phd on the psychology of self serve buffets i’ve just composed the most nonsensical combination of food on this plate and i am still going to eat it all

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satisfactory has rewired my brain and now i want to automate everything

too many colleagues have added me on my rinsta so might have to create a finsta or maybe just come here more since i hate zuck ugh why is digital life so intertwined and not siloed like 3d life send skeet

friends fear he’s sunburnt his cheeks again

Air France will finance Elon Musk through Starlink with every flight ✈️ Now you know

A 1960s architect-designed house in Greenwich... with its own tunnel network? search.savills.com/property-det... *furiously buys lottery tickets*