did I shave my legs for this?

listen, I hope nobody judges me, but I'm aiming for a brain-wipe level of high tonight

dude we're bombing Tehran???? what the heck???

if it beeps we can kill it

logging on and reading your posts

so this anthropic thing. if this supply chain risk thing starts the AI bubble pop, I'm gonna be so annoyed

Secretary Hegseth announced this afternoon that DOD will cease ALL graduate study by military personnel at universities including MIT, all the Ivies, Stanford, etc because such schools teach "the enemy's wicked ideology" to officers. thehill.com/policy/defen...

There's a "is anyone even reading this" sort of honesty you get in the software update release notes from a project that's been around for a long time.

Babe, are you OK? You've been leaving a lot of audio logs with fragmented narration around the house.

𝑻𝑯𝑰𝑺 𝑩2𝑩 𝑺𝑨𝑨𝑺 𝑲𝑰𝑳𝑳𝑺 𝑭𝑨𝑺𝑪𝑰𝑺𝑻𝑺

I’m buying Doritos in a leveraged buyout. Doritos is going $20 billion into debt to afford me owning it for free. Sounds like a lot, but we’ll earn it all back with my idea for “Dr. Doritos” acetaminophen-dusted medical chips

Pro Trump, Pro Netanyahu fanatics Larry and David Ellison will most likely now control Paramount, CBS, CNN, HBO, Warner Bros, and TikTok

"Regardless, these threats do not change our position: we cannot in good conscience accede to their request."

Golden Gate Claude was less than two years ago www.anthropic.com/news/golden-...

chat is this real MANUS???

okay so what i'll say about the Kansas situation is this: it is now open season to pull over any visibly gender-non-conforming person for any reason and then cook up any pretext for arrest. they can take trans women in, throw them in a drunk tank full of men, and let come what may.

my cup size? reese's

no no you guys. you don't get it. LLM stands for Lesbian Love Machine

Oregon's second largest electric utility, PacifiCorp, passed a notable milestone today: $1 billion owed to people who had their lives destroyed by the 2020 Labor Day wildfires.

Hey @tinakotek.bsky.social, you have the opportunity to do the funniest thing right now

I CAST WHIMSY ON THE SKYLINE

learned a cursed thing today: "Chief AI Officer (CAIO)"

Portland is poised to be the largest U.S. city to allow polyamorous families to sue over discrimination.

I don't know why the federal government has declared war on my state, but this is clearly because their attempt to conduct an invasion was thwarted. So they're now retaliating economically.

you know, the phylogenetic journey from worm to fish to amphibian to reptile to dinosaur to bird just seems really reasonable and natural to me. I look at a bird and think "yeah I can see the reptile in there." mammals are just WEIRD. imagine developing a sweat gland until it can feed your young.

The largest spot-the-difference effort EVER has begun!🚨 On the night of Feb 24, NSF–DOE Rubin Observatory officially released its first ~800,000 public alerts of detected changes in the night sky!🔍 A new era of discovery is here✨ 🔭🧪☄️ 🔗: rubinobservatory.org/news/first-a...

borders for me, not for thee

I think about her a lot because of this

i don't know who needs a Dune display name, but here's a free one to a good home: Chevy Impala Treides

at its peak the show did more in 15 seconds than some do in their entire run

i can make any kind of deity out of any kind of shellfish

I was there, Gandalf. I was there three thousand years ago. I watched it live on Twitch. I'm literally in the chat logs.

I was there, Gandalf. I was there three thousand years ago. I watched it live on Twitch. I'm literally in the chat logs.

Can't wait to find out whatever this is about

This paper started as an exchange here in late 2024 and evolved over the next year into a tidy set of recommendations for labs hoping to build more collaborative coding communities. 🎉 Would love to hear if any of these (really not so "simple") rules resonate with you, and what else you've tried.

The document described here is a big development that expands our understanding of Epstein's criminal activities, but remains too redacted. We know the Trump administration is covering up for Epstein's pedophile buddies. This is evidence they're covering up for drug cartels too.

Remember that King of the Hill episode where they discovered Arlen used to be Harlottown, a giant brothel, complete with its own song to advertise its services, and then the town decided to advertise this and invites a major porn awards festival to town, leading to Hank going "BWAH" the whole time?

neptune is the coolest planet

Confession#35

speak for yourself. i am absolutely immune to propaganda. and it's all thanks to my morning bowl of Kellogg's for breakfast, the most important meal of the day

Can we normalize pondering your orb?

who is it that got everybody saying "locked in" lately? is this a Northern Lion thing?

noise pollution causing actual real physical health problems in humans is one of those things that sounds fake but isn’t

From queer geopolitics to feminist theory and digital extremism, the latest issue 'Made in China’ journal dives into power, gender and sexuality in global China. 🌎🏳️‍🌈 Get your copy: doi.org/10.22459/MIC...

get weirder 🫵

do you remember the first time you ever saw a computer? not just some specific computer, or one you got to do something with, or whatever. just, point blank, this is the first computer you saw. am i weird for remembering this kind of thing?

GIF is short for "God it's Friday"

"sand people" usually just get called "sandmen", but Obi-Wan was woke