"Nisi decree you, decree you... NISI"

Very much the last thing anyone wanted to happen. radiotoday.co.uk/2026/05/radi...

Might just see what’s in the Southampton club shop, and, oh no.

Great opportunity for a crossover adaptation of Fever Pitch and Tinker, Tailor, Soldier, Spy, with Colin Firth and Mark Strong amalgamating their roles from each film.

Brighton fans are well used to Southampton promotion stitch-ups, believing they and Spurs contrived a 0-0 draw in 1978 to ensure they both went up.

Bloody HELL

There's a remarkable story about the Spanish authorities owing Shakira a tax rebate of €55 MILLION. Even better is that @afp.com refer to her at second reference in the best showbiz journalism tradition as "The Hips Don't Lie singer"

RUN THE ROLLER

Well done everyone. Really good.

Well that's not in the script is it? Or maybe it is. #hearts

You are guaranteed to fall over laughing when you find out what the Twitter handle of the chief executive of Welsh Water is x.com/ITVWales/sta...

Sure

And more Much more than this www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

Morning

This is going to lose heavily #eurovision

This is a good recent explanation of what journalists mean when they write about “friends of” someone. www.bbc.co.uk/sounds/play/...

“For another four pound, we could have got Edward Heath”

BREAK: The hit 90s snooker-themed game show Big Break will return with broadcaster Paddy McGuinness and seven-time world snooker champion Stephen Hendry at the helm.

Sign of the times Toby Melville/ @reuters.com

The actual sporting drama there was Eng W beating New Zealand by one wicket 🏏

British men waking up and seeing international social media and thinking SHIT is it mother’s day?

🗳️ ConstituencyClick 578/650 — Secretary of State 🟨🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟨🟨🟩🟩 play.jmoxley.co.uk

Can't believe you nerds are STILL talking about the election. Get out the house, go to a garden centre, buy a trowel and have a panini.

Angus Robertson’s parliamentary career comes to an end next to a person dressed as a gannet.

Election latest: A swarm of bees has arrived at Worthing Leisure Centre where counting for Worthing, Adur and West Sussex councils are under way. Returning officer Paul Brewer has advised everyone to REMAIN INDOORS

Greetings from my backstage election results graphics-o-rama. Featuring the **button that lets me speak to Professor Sir John Curtice**.

The funeral of my mate and massive Partridge fan @iandeeley.com. He’d have been a little surprised by the attendance, but appreciated the attention to detail.

I've a soft spot for Old Leake and Wrangle.

It’s election time and I’ve discovered my new favourite council ward name: Coal Clough with Deerplay

Trying to buy a major gig ticket for the first time in years today (I know, I know) and if you don't take a day's leave and hire a vacuum-chamber with a suite of high speed computers and internet connections with an IP address signed off by God himself you don't stand a chance, do you?

Rest in Peace, Donald, your ex would like a word with your old pals in Australia.

My favourite genre of TV news voxpop is when there are two people in the shot and only one speaks.

Thank you BlueSky man I’ve never met, alternatively perhaps businesses should train front of house staff to say the names of their most famous products.

In a Pizza Express where a member of waiting staff *absolutely insists* it’s pronounced “Salad Niccoys”

Daily Mail running a clicky piece for people who don’t like their own website is a stroke of genius. www.dailymail.com/news/article...

Scoring the u15s cricket resumed this evening. The joy of attempting to accurately document the sporting activity of 22 teenagers, only four of whom you confidently recognise from the other side of a field.

The Amount I Agree With This Would Surprise You

I cannot overstate how completely insane this story is

“People talk about international diplomacy as a game of chess. It’s more like billiards” - Madeline Albright.

Separate. “It’s easy,” said a kindly editor in my first job. “Just remember two As separated by an R”. “But what if I keep thinking about two Es separated by a P?” I replied.

Today will forever be remembered for this world record broken in London

New “Live Laugh Love” just dropped.

It’s worth also listening to BBC Radio Manchester as a contrast (you can hear the Radio York commentator off-mic).

Bloody hell #rochdale

streaming live sport is such a technical mess Rochdale v York tomorrow to win the league, aka greatest game in football history York sold 5,000 tickets to watch a livestream of the game in their stadium on big screens… but are asking everyone to delay celebrations because they can’t reduce the lag

John Ashby, 32, has been jailed at Birmingham Crown Court for life with a minimum term of 14 years for the religiously aggravated rape and assault of a Sikh woman in Walsall.

Very much the last thing anyone wanted to happen. www.rte.ie/news/courts/...

Another manager sacked because of #teamslikebrighton

Looks like that stupid Italian guy who tweets fake death announcements of famous authors has struck again