Don't have to imagine anymore, eh?

Okay, to be fair to Monster and their stupid naming conventions which means other than the Mango one I have no idea what flavour I'm buying... This name is pretty apt. It tastes like sparkling rose. With grapefruit. It's rank.

On coffee. I feel seen.

Ok but this one's actually real

It looks like cosplay. Good cosplay, but cosplay nonetheless. But the show won't look like this. Shows never look like the publicity photos. Fifty quid says this frame never appears onscreen. Which begs the question as to why they keep releasing them.

The 99p coin was a stroke of genius.

They really are just following the failed Scottish Labour playbook, there's an entire constituent nation of the UK where Labour had nearly 15 years of being made to eat total shit at every election and just moaned BUT THE NATS ARE EVIL AND EXTREME the whole time, and they've learned nothing.

Even today, even in this climate, even in this country, it's really fucking shocking how quickly we've leapt to Evil Muslims™ because the left won a by-election.

"Scan the QR code on your telly to see John Curtice's analysis on your phone" is certainly one way to do the news.

Family voting? Is this where patriarchic muslims insist their household votes en bloc for the party led by a gay jew?

"If you don't like it there's the door," is such an imbecilic phrase.

Weirdly created some correct opinions for me

Call me crazy but maybe this ingrained political narrative that the "authentic common sense views of average working British people" equals "the most bigoted right wing shit you've ever heard" might actually end in my lifetime.

NEWS! When I told Gorton and Denton to 'channel their patriotic Blitz spirit' I didn't mean 'defeat the far-right fascists', says Farage newsthump.com/2026/02/27/w...

Cool.

This sounds like centrist performism, but it really wasn't that long ago that the Speccie had a smattering of good articles, an abundance of wrong ones, with just the odd WTF thrown in. They've enshittified themselves in pursuit of the toxic right, and there's no coming back from that.

This is really good fun. stirring-fox-7e1fab.netlify.app

Yeah this is now my favourite rugby photo ever, the grinning head on him!

What's a line delivery you'll never forget?

Is it inspiring, Netflix? Are you sure that's the word? Because I think being Gordon Ramsay is probably something else entirely.

I never read the Odyssey so the revelation that Odysseus was a self-aggrandising wanker is quite fun. "When I was running away I called him a knob. Then he was gonna get us again so I, all by myself, pushed us away and told everyone else to pull their thumbs out." Yeah, you showed him, mate.

Shocker for listeners in Scotland as Sarah Smith revealed to be not all that good at this news business.

this is the ONLY annotation the previous owner made in my second-hand copy of the Sonnets

Everything you need to know about the British press right here.

Ignoring that Trump was lying about the hospital ship, because obviously, it's darkly funny that amid a navy of 450 ships, including 11 aircraft carriers named after bastards... They only have 2 hospital ships. Both of which are second-hand oil tankers from the 70s.

You think "the online left" is unhinged, dog please talk to an independent voter IRL. They want universal healthcare and abolish taxes. They want to dissolve the coast guard. They want to rename the army the coast guard. They want their alien implants removed, and they also want more alien implants

I thought, probably influenced by nothing more than him being inoffensive on Masterchef, that Tindall was the nice one. Cool how wankers wear baseball caps now to let you know exactly who they are.

This is very nerdy and very cool.

I know these numbers never make sense to anyone, but these numbers really don't make sense to me. Ireland leapfrog unbeaten France who they themselves lost to, because they beat England and Italy?

Cops watching the movie where a privatized police force brings a man back from the dead against his will and try to strip him of all humanity so he can protect corporate interests. "This is the goal."

Mag-fucking-nificient nonsense from Rob.

One for the interpreters.

Matt Dawson effectively saying that England are losing because teams are treating England as a threat like they would the Boks or the All Blacks. INSANE levels of copium here.

Oh Lord this is absolutely delicious

I haven't played Devil May Cry since the first one, which I didn't enjoy. So with no expectations and no concerns about 'faithfulness', pleasantly surprised to find I like the cartoon (Yes, I said cartoon. By all means weeb out). The dialogue's atrocious but it's fun enough, & ep6 is excellent.

Brave of England to assume they have one XV that can beat Fiji, let alone two.

DUNE trilogy:

Oh, lovely. A lot of people who know nothing about Tourette's posting about Tourette's. This is probably going to go fine.

Yes, losing to this particular French team would surely be a sign of ineptitude... Does he even WATCH the games England aren't in?

Check out Haugey Boy, just straight up saying it out loud.

You get the feeling it's just not going to work for Italy at all today. Couple of great breaks that would have been more than enough to score against most teams, and at the eleventh France just go, "non." #FRAvITA

I really don't understand the mentality behind "if it's not contested it needn't be straight." It seems like adding a needless variable into a system that worked perfectly well for decades in the hopes that maybe one day the hooker just wangs it back to the flyhalf for a viral highlight? #FRAvITA

Torn. On the one hand, France at 100% are extraordinary to behold. On the other, I'm really not in the mood to see Italy get pumped. #FRAvITA

And he should only be referred to as Prince Andrew. Do not let the royals slide away from their association with this sleaze, he was, is and always will be a House of Windsor production however many times Mountbatten-Windsor is chucked in his direction

Cross your fingers but it looks like the Scrubs remake might actually be nice. youtu.be/YY4__ZDJCnA

I don't make a habit of hitting people with my expertise but since I don't really hang in legal circles anymore the odds of anyone in the room knowing more about English law than me are vanishingly small. And yet so many people like to argue with me about it. It's weird.

Have long wondered what English commentators see when they talk up Genge, because it never seems to appear on my screen.