“I only mildly flirted with the delivery driver, yet he gave me a 200% mark-up on reimbursed carrier bags.”

He was ever so lovely, wasn’t he. RIP Kev. YNWA. ❤️

“…the right values and the right standards…”

An Evertonian PM. The jokes just write themselves.

World Cup 2026. So many rapists.

He looks better than I expected. Not as orange and bloated. Great.

Urgh.

Extra time.

So many times, I’ve been so excited I could barely breathe for days about us playing Man U, Chelsea or whoever - and it’s been like this. Stupid football.

German broadcast. Nailed it

He’s alive. Fuck’s sake.

Look at them all, singing, dancing, laughing and joking. Absolutely sickening.

Grasped yet ma’s nettle.

People who do that heart thing should have their thumbs and index fingers cut off.

Piss off, kid.

Who enjoys this sort of thing at any sporting event? People who don’t like sport.

*crosses fingers for Huntley*

Americans and football.

There’s one of my lot. *nods at the Mac lad*

Fuck off, Tom.

Fuck off, Robbie.

Very proud mama horse 😍 She delivered twins! Successfully delivering two healthy foals happens in only about 1 in 10,000 births.

Every now and then, I wonder if there is a person alive who doesn’t sing their heart out on a daily basis to Roxy’s Both Ends Burning, then I catch myself on.

Gave yer ma an encrusted ring.

I’m watching Sky Sports News. England fans.

Mount Fuji, Japan topped with a beautiful lenticular cloud. Lurie Belegurschi Photography Good morning

Well then.

Fuck off, Matterface, we’ve all been linked to a move to PSG.

Oh my actual Christing fuck. *remembers about Prince and takes deep breaths*

I sang my own lyrics of Ibouuuuuu to Spain’s anthem.

*jigs*

The fact that he's an elderly human/swan hybrid must make the search for work even harder, though anti-discrimination legislation must surely apply.

“Verify your age” I make tea in a pot, with milk in a jug, and I only discarded the cosy this morning, thinking that possibly the heatwave would be enough.

Sam Neil and Jeff Goldblum September Song, composer Kurt Weill

Some guy post on LinkedIn about Connor McGregor - a sort of summary of his career and what professionals can learn from it. Over 100 men liked this post. No mention of a violent rape in there. So, I added that in the comments. My comment was removed ‘for harassment’. Speaks volumes, doesn’t it?

This just made me cry. What a man my nearly-husband was. Lovely story.

I can’t believe I was this ridiculous. In my defence, I’m not at all good in this heat. It appears to be doing its best to end me. Anyway, I digress. The answer is Prince. Of course it’s Prince. The answer is always Prince. 💜

Aww, Sam Neill. He was lovely, wasn’t he? And talented and funny and kind and handsome. When I went to NZ, my mum instructed me to woo and marry him. She was genuinely annoyed on my return when I had to tell her I never even bumped into him. RIP ❤️

Happy 69th birthday to Peter Murphy - Bauhaus vocalist, celebrated solo artist and to many - the “Godfather of Goth”

Tweaked your mum’s left thigh.

If you think Michael Oliver is going to give a handball against Rodri you really haven’t been watching the Premier League properly.

Breached yer ma at the back.

*jigs*

The stadium looks incredible.

Does Wayne ever leave that studio? *tuts and mutters Piss Off, Rooney*

*adds extra moves to the BBC bibs dance*