Petition for a camera on Florian Wirtz only please.

Sign off a mad six months in style, Reds.

We are here today to worship at the Freddie Church.

Reijnders at Christmas is it, try the veal etc

Our TV shows are now made for people not watching (because they're on their phones) while our podcasts are now made for people not listening (because they're on their phones).

Support your local podcaster. They’re up against this huge machine of posh lads, production companies with huge PR budgets, and lazy millionaire comedians. It was once a steam rally, now it’s a car show.

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mad that this shambolic, nihilistic farce of a series is - by dint of this single stupid win - now in england’s top ten greatest men’s ashes tours since WW2

"As we approach the end of Side A of Arne Slot’s difficult second album, it’s worth reflecting on which attacking combinations have been working in the Premier League." Which combos have been most creative for Liverpool this season? Let's find out: www.andrewbeasleyfootball.com/p/no-isak-no...

The #LFC perspective we must all carry this season - a Christmas present I didn't know I needed, if you will. Great work as ever @sachinnakrani.bsky.social, with an honourable mention to another fave of mine @andrewbeasleyfootball.com www.theguardian.com/football/202...

Just lost 5-2 to my wife at Soccer Dice. I’m dropping Salah tomorrow when we play again. Back to basics, Dom in right midfield.

xG (expected gratitude) for Christmas presents Dad (0.02) 1-1 (4.9) Mum

Chipped in a couple of thoughts to @sachinnakrani.bsky.social’s look at the crazy period LFC have gone through since winning the league.

This kind of Christmas weather - dazzling blue sky, but testicle-shrinkingly cold - is classic Christmas, for me. It's only snowed maybe twice in my life at Christmas. But this, today, is canon.

Merry Christmas, everyone!

The results are in! People hate AI! But not as much as they hate the people foisting it on them!

Hello all, in previous years I've done a quiz for my family to do on Christmas Day which I offer out to anyone who wants it for theirs as well. I'm happy to announce I've just finished the one for 2025! Simply DM me and I will make sure to send you a copy. :)

"As we approach the end of Side A of Arne Slot’s difficult second album, it’s worth reflecting on which attacking combinations have been working in the Premier League." Which combos have been most creative for Liverpool this season? Let's find out: www.andrewbeasleyfootball.com/p/no-isak-no...

A goalkeeper who conceded six goals in his last two games? Ibrahima Konaté? No, I've not cracked open the Baileys just yet... it's my latest FPL Wildcard picks for @optaanalyst.optajoe.com

This is great - cheers!

Arne Slot talked up Hugo Ekitike’s defending ahead of the Tottenham match, then the forward made the most pressures of any Liverpool player. Assessing his defensive work so far for my latest newsletter: open.substack.com/pub/andrewbe...

Arne Slot talked up Hugo Ekitike’s defending ahead of the Tottenham match, then the forward made the most pressures of any Liverpool player. Assessing his defensive work so far for my latest newsletter: open.substack.com/pub/andrewbe...

Not all artists are geniuses or world-changers. Some just lighten up the load of living for others. Chris Rea did this for millions of people without ever cheating, with absolute honesty. This is a rare kind of dignity. RIP.

What a song. If any of his tracks should ring out this Christmas…

We have a few crossovers… I made a ‘25 4 25’ playlist as @thenewcue.bsky.social was asking for submissions. It made it into their newsletter so it must be half decent! tidal.com/playlist/2b9...

If Villa win this there'll be a seven point gap between the top three and the rest of the table. If Forest win at Fulham tomorrow, there be a six point gap between the bottom three and the rest of the table. Everton and Brighton would be 5 points from 4th and 17th.

It should become a Christmas tradition watching YouTubers get floored by pro boxers

Mad that Spurs got two men sent off yesterday and neither of them were the fella who jumped uncontrolled into a scissor kick tackle & probably ended Isak’s season, nor the one who put one of our players into a chokehold on the floor.

"It’s a massive three points. Bank them, focus on the eighty minutes of solidity and have yourselves a very merry Christmas." Two Spurs players sent off, four Liverpool players substituted due to injury. It was an ugly battle and here's my review of it: www.andrewbeasleyfootball.com/p/the-match-...

"It’s a massive three points. Bank them, focus on the eighty minutes of solidity and have yourselves a very merry Christmas." Two Spurs players sent off, four Liverpool players substituted due to injury. It was an ugly battle and here's my review of it: www.andrewbeasleyfootball.com/p/the-match-...

13 in all comps this season Szoboszlai 5, Bradley 3, Frimpong 2, Gomez, Jones and Ramsay 1.

Richarlison has now scored in 4 Premier League defeats to Liverpool - the joint-most by any player against #LFC (Harry Kane also 4).

My heart. It was dull. It was 2-0. It was fine. And then that. But, dear god, get in. Up the Reds.

This is basically the Newcastle performance all over again.

Three of the last four Premier League teams to go down to nine men have been at the Tottenham Hotspur Stadium. Tottenham today. Palace vs Brighton last season. Tottenham vs Chelsea and Liverpool vs Tottenham in 2023/24.

Two subs being subbed must be rare. It's been a battle.

Pinball chaos, outcome inevitable.

Thomas Frank quite lucky that the Spurs supporters have decided that the referee is the reason they’re losing.

Cristian Romero, 8 yellows by 20 December, decent going.

That'll do.

A four touch cameo for Isak. Hope he's back soon.

Lovely goal. Lovely.

Earliest opposition red card in a Liverpool away game since Nick Pope in February 2023. Earliest away at 0-0 since Jack Rodwell in October 2011. Liverpool won that 2-0...

Well done, boys. Good process. Fourth red card in this fixture in the last five seasons.

The cheer when Liverpool finally commit a foul will set records.

Liverpool is somehow making Spurs look competent this is some real moveable object resistable force stuff

Same again tonight please, Hugo.

46' The ref is hit in the face by the ball. Drop ball to CCFC Clapton CFC 0 NW London 1