Good. Now do Man City.

Paid for guaranteed Mother’s Day delivery for flowers… 🤦🏻‍♂️

Had worse Sundays

“Me, the food of my people….”

Watching Gladiators with GF and the kids. “Our dad’s favourite is Sabre”. Cue a frosty evening…..

BREAKING: Arsenal announces Gunnersaurus as new pope

Won £5.20. Maybe I’ll go see a movie. By myself

> people who think my actual surname is Fantana

Just found a clip of Celine and Jesse in Before Sunrise listening to “Jump” by Dudley Moore…

Harrison Ford dog

Thirteen guaranteed millionaires in the #Euromillions tonight but I’ve only bought four tickets. You’re welcome everyone else.

What does one wear to a golden retriever puppy yoga session? Asking for a friend. I am the friend.

These fuckers drink Brewdog

This could be about any of the Oscar nominees.

No Mr Bond, I expect you to dry!

Pitch an unnecessary sequel. Lunch at Tiffany’s

Have Man City subbed their keeper/defence yet?

A very retro feel about listening to an Arsenal European away tie while it’s still light out. Just need the radio to adopt a more “telephone line” noise and against crack European opposition etc

Toying with a thread about all of the “birthday freebies” I get from various apps I’ve given my data too… three so far and it’s a week away

'What's that on the tenner, Eddie?' 'That. Is Nigel Farage putting a dormouse up his urethra.'

Richard Keys blocked when when I asked if he fancied guesting on Betamax for An American Werewolf in London

Unmissable viewing Tudor Cinema Club

Tottenham playing tonight?

Whoa… Is this Tudor as harsh with goalkeepers as he was with wives?

Spurs

G E N I U S (Sitting here in shame after demolishing a whole bag in one go)

Genius or war crime? I DECIDE

Friendship appears to be the sending of Friends gifs and random time it appears on telly

👍👍

Watching Eternity. Should have checked the runtime first

Haha the episode with who will sign Carlos Sainz for 2025 is like watching Dinner Date, complete with hotel rooms. Just needed a Tesco ready meal outside the doors.

Doing an orange sherbet double bill of Austin Powers and the Mad Men episode

“Black and navy cars good, white cars slow”

International (Evil Robot) Women’s Day

Spotted for @poprambler.bsky.social

Saturday evening vibes

“Occasion of 145th cap” is hardly a massive milestone #lionesses

Trying something new. Thoughts?

When someone says that John Williams or John Barry or Ennio Morricone or Jerry Goldsmith or whoever is the greatest film composer of all time, just ask "Oh, did he write the theme tune from Police Academy?", and they'll immediately realise their mistake.

Was gifted a tote bag of this sleeve. Immense.

Watching the Sperz game

“Might just stick a film on and buy some Febreze during the ads” Oh piss off

#WorldBookDay I’m still threatening to do a podcast of me reading the Superman IV novelisation

How I feel when someone blocks me.

Parcel “missing” after being delivered. Amazon: almost instant refund Evri: answer me these questions three….

Selling some football shirts on Vinted and wondered where all the little black hairs had come from. Oh……..

Forgot to re-mute after a question and burped

Actually had a good week, it’s important now I tinker hugely and get about 18pts #FPL

On an all day teams course where cameras have to be on. So glad I have the Superman cardboard cut out handy