A probe seems harsh. Smacked bottom perhaps.

Monday

That might be one of the poorest 45 minutes of World Cup knock out football I’ve ever seen. Good ad for the round of 32…

Fucking hell lads

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Keep using paper straws people

OH GOD OH JESUS CHRIST

“Okay, if you’ve just joined us, we’re talking about who is the best DR. “Dre, No, or Congo”

Praying for a Balamory x Wicker Man crossover

Just had a free Greggs latte of shame.

💯

Goldfinger on ITV this morning. Have they declared a bank holiday because England beat Panama?

Ah yes, the famous song New Jersey, New Jersey #ITVshite

Jor-El Quansah at right back for England tonight

Spent a few hours with GF’s French colleagues. Was all very polite until the words Olivier Giroud were uttered, and I witnessed the greatest collective shrug ever performed 🇫🇷

The scheduling for this World Cup has been ludicrous - no uniformity of kick off times, earlier matches during the week but not weekends.

All this talk of Panama has got me nostalgic for the old Yellow Pages cricket ad #panama

Just caught up on last night’s highlights. Oooof the ending of that Iran game. And bravo Cape Verde 👏🏼

Could really go for a pint of Aramco

Alejandro Zendejas presents, "Man Getting Hit by Football"

Walking into an air conditioned cinema on a hot day

Edward Norton talking to himself again

My GCSE German not required

Rudiger tho #WorldCup2026

ECUADOR!!!

Was toying with a new side hustle: GF asked ChatGPT for suggestions. It suggested an ironing service or becoming a gambler. Diverse.

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Scotland v Brazil at the World Cup is it

Leonardo DiCaprio asking a woman to confirm she's definitely under 25

GOALLLLLLL 🇨🇦⚽️

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Fair play to the FIFA camera operators for finding every attractive woman in every stadium, most seem to have front row seats 👏🏼 dedication to one’s craft

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Am going to be in Canada in a fortnight. Odds are slim but I do hope 🇨🇦 have made it that far…

I thought kick off was later and I’m sad I somehow missed it but that’s a great result for Scotland.

Belting this out tonight in a South London pub

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Anthony Gordon struggling today

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Will England make the knockout blow?

INGERLUND

Looks like all three of the villains from Superman II

ITV tonight

Well done, it’s Portugal