My Duolingo being removed due to lack of use is pretty damning. Or accablant. Bonjour.

“Tickets not together” is hardly a successful ballot allocation for Wimbledon

“Blue Monday”

The football equivalent of trying to impress a girl with your bmx and ripping open your scrotum with the chain instead

An AFCON is for lolz, not just for Christmas

Has Steve Bruce demanded they replay the game yet? #afcon

F1 team fans are about as creepy as Disney Adults. An odd breed.

Guy outside the church car park with a JESUS IS COMING sign. I wonder what sort of car JC drives?

WW3 because of Greenland. Nice football shirts though, very “World In Motion”

Just paid my energy bill for December

“Dad, do you want to watch the Gladiators Epic Pranks episode with Sabre in it?” Well trained #somethingforthedads

Guy on course put question into CoPilot, got an answer and was praised for said answer. Did not apparently learn the topic. “Copilot changed my life” Failing upwards with a robot. Probably shags a terminator as well.

Gifts for despots again is it

“So Rich, how come you’re performing with such high performance?”

25 years today I started working for my current employer. Not sure why they haven’t made more (any) fuss about it

Loves shooting a megalomaniac

“This is crying out for a left footer, and up steps Pope……”

Nice of the Sky cameras to pan around the Chelsea fans during that minute’s applause

Ten years since Alan Rickman passed. Legend.

Tell me you’ve got a free evening without…….

The sequel to this was filmed in the local “American Hamptons style” housing estate where I used to walk the boy. Seeing Sandra Bullock in the London Borough of Sutton at 5am was a life goal realised.

Good job I don’t do the podcast any more now Betamax has been cancelled…

#forzafibres in the wild 🖤🇮🇪

I’ve just seen this photo of a bearded Indiana Jones (filmed at same time as The Fugitive) and I’m getting all sorts of feelings

Might make more toast in a bit

Showing my age by changing the office radio tonight from Capital to Smooth, music to euthanise by

-o

Screen On The Green, Islington. Saw BTTF 1, 2, 3, Indy and the last Crusade. Absolutely classic. Have a print of it up in the living room. #childhoodcinema

At least the bags looked good 🤷🏻‍♂️ I was closer to scoring than Gyokeres

I might need a boat to get to the ground tonight.

I had my pre match coffee from an Arsenal mug. But I’m not the spurs manager so I guess it won’t be amusing to anyone else

RIP Goose

“Thursday”

Just to lighten the mood after a drastic start to 2026, I’m watching The Wicker Man

Annual appraisal has gone well

Zed from POLICE: ACADEMY will return in AVENGERS: DOOMSDAY

Watching Formula 1 Drive to Survive and enjoying the utter delusion that I could do that, based on one lap of a simulator I did a few years back

Tuesday

Watching “One Battle After Another”. Or “Monday” as it’s often called

Have I been sacked yet? Seems like a lot of people put off important work until today

Decided to skate my way to Olympic gold this year. Orange might actually be my colour

i saved this before Everything Happened and god has it come true

Why didn’t somebody tell me my ass was so big?

Fixed a towel rail