Love that they turned elite fitba into a big game of chess. Enthralling stuff.

Fiona starting a nuclear war for no reason #TheTraitors

Is Ayr Utd manager not a full time job, nah? lol x

2026 - Livingston (loan) 3 0

If there was a child porn factory down the road, it’d be closed immediately. The Govt’s response wouldn’t be “hang on, they let us print flyers there too”.

Anyone that doesn’t want Harvey barnes for Scotland is a balloon x

New gaffer. Same dog shit united 😁

‘Row’ Like when they called the war in Ireland ‘troubles’ lol

FFS. Handsome Devils Club and a painting of Wolf of Wall Street 🤮

How come when games are cancelled, 9/10 it’s moved weeks or months in advance. Both clubs play Saturday and there’s a thaw today. Mental that games aren’t just moved 24 hours in these circumstances.

Fantastic patter that first pic was Martin O’Neill the day before his first come back. And now the day after his second come back. Granted none of it is his doing

Haha Mitov claiming for that. Fair play.

The Best is a fucking banger, let’s be honest!

Our handsome Disney prince. Hopeless, nae goals, but I bought his shorts at the end of the season x

Premiership televised games Season 25/26 Celtic 13 Rangers 12 Hearts 9 Dundee Utd 8 Hibernian 8 Aberdeen 7 Dundee 5 Kilmarnock 4 St.Mirren 4 Falkirk 3 Motherwell 3 Livingston 2 There have been 2 games featuring David Martindale FC (5.1%)

Absolutely fucking tremendous from the FT.

Neil McCann is kicking off with a win. Mark my words x

It’s time x

Nae harm to the laddie but he'll no last the end of the season. I've said, on record, many many times that the MLS is fucking shite. It's Scottish Championship level but with cash. Celtic have went out and got the equivalent of the Arbroath gaffer

Nancy won two games. Aberdeen and Livi. Good thing Aberdeen were gracious enough to do the right thing.

Same day, another manager with a better record than ours sacked 🍀

Father Ted Feckposting is some patter over on the old Facebook so it is.

We should keep our manager cos Hearts had a poor performance one second half. Fucking hell, Gordon x

Can’t lose if you can’t play 🧠

Another day, another manager with a better record than ours sacked

This will be a pub quiz answer one day....

Someone just told me Davie was favourite for the Aberdeen job. Turns out they were chatting shite. 14/1. Just ahead of Craig Bellamy. Bookies will literally exploit any and every idiot.

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RIP Jimmy Thelin, wiv the soccer angles now x

8 English folk in the Everton team? Fair play! 0 in Brentford’s. Boo.

Premiership televised games Season 25/26 Celtic 13 Rangers 11 Hearts 9 Dundee Utd 8 Hibernian 8 Aberdeen 6 Dundee 5 Kilmarnock 4 St.Mirren 4 Falkirk 3 Motherwell 3 Livingston 2 There have been 2 games featuring David Martindale FC (5.2%)

There’s always shite from ‘away days’ accounts whenever we’re away but only seeing this from our official account. That’s a mad travelling support considering our shambles of a season with zero chance of winning that game.

I think in this day and age they shouldn't have separate competitions based on your sexuality.

GUYS CALL A FUCKING PEST CONTROLLER WTF

All the money and talent in the world. Chooses a shite haircut that looks like a wig. Into this wee prick, Gian!

Livi are horny for missing free header sitters in the last minute of injury time to take nothing against hearts. Bring on the next one x

Full time at Tynecastle. Both captains leave the pitch happy as Hearts take all three points x

Killie really need a manager in before that fixture against us next week. Even more important if we take anything* from St Mirren next week. *we won’t.

Love when pundits and the like make silly statements. A couple of weeks ago there was a split, and a definite 3 way fight for relegation. Us, Killie, and Dundee. Dundee as things stand are now 4 points ahead of St Mirren.

Livi close to an equaliser there. McInnes should be embarrassed lol

Got the sound down, so why are Hearts TV interviewing some homeless boy at half time?

SSB: “Cameron is a Celtic fan in Livingston”

How many mugs, sorry, Livi fans are there today?