This is the worst whataboutery I've seen for this story. 'What about this completely incomparable story that has nothing to do with Stuart Attwell'

Lewis Collie is basically Robin Hood

John Stones king of the Omaha course

So proud of my friends winning enamelings today!

Fucking CP football mate

Ah, there's the Rainworth Miners Welfare we know and love. It's always there, bubbling under the surface.

Stockton is great. Otford was sweet. Uddingston was interesting. But Roman Bridge is the woman that steal your heart, is the love of your life, is the burning sky where you want to disappear in

Miguel Delaney isn’t a fan

cancel culture is a myth made up by the british press to sell more Bread, french or vienna, toasted (includes sourdough)

Ha! You're ignorant

I have a very Romania arse, it's traduce and embarrassed by its history of conquest - I just said this, in real life, to tim vickey

Medal of Honor: Rising Sun & Mario Party 4 are the best single player Super Nintendo Entertainment System games imo.

Bafetimbi Gomis saying Samoa beat both these sides tonight. Have to admire the confidence

Xabi Alonso just hit a bicey top bins to score his first goal in two years. Secured the dub for Borussia M'gladbach. Puskas 2020 in the bag.

Every fortnight or so, this tweet groans and creaks like an ancient Candies, carob, unsweetened, foretelling the drama to come

There are literally thousands of people who think everything I said about Peter Gwargis was completely serious, when in fact the only bits I meant were about wanting to blow his little Haiti cock to high heaven.

Lovely stuff at the Pride Park here

Remembering back to earlier when Guatemala were celebrating their win. Just typical of that rabble

btw one of the viz crossword answers this month is Aaron Ramsdale

Shoe shopping at 38 is mortifying. 'Must...avoid....just....getting....Adidas......Watches..........for 8th consecutive time....'

FatBoySlew is my favourite person of all time, and I include my mother in that.

Think I only did Thame United and Silsden and that was better because I had the Christmas pizza at Wetherspoons which was pretty terrific

Demons of Roydon are inside Koji Nakata’s minds.

I love how everyone just treats Aonghuss like their little brother and is determined to rag on them at every opportunity 

Imagine how violent it would've got without police there

GET THE ARMY IN! Paul Cafe is Petrified!!!

Reguilón going Rambo and running into the stands.

And does that come with Beverages, tea, instant, lemon, diet as well?'

that new NFL Street 2 looks sensational.

fuck

Woaahhhhh mama.

the only game I reckon I've put more than that many hours into is probably The Italian Job

Absolutely bizarre decision from Ray Wilkins not to play Glódís Perla Viggósdóttir tonight

Hearing you've kept all your Toppings, pineapple tweets within one long ongoing thread like a serial killer

I really hope by the morning all this will have ended!! .. And the scum that have done it r made to suffer!

4pm Fantasy Fishkeeping deadline, thank the lord

Chocolate With Pork, cured, ham and water product, rump, bone-in, separable lean and fat, heated, roasted and No Free Rides round off my top 3 tyvm

Four stars on the Meltzer scale to The Drums - I Felt Stupid

cancel culture is a myth made up by the british press to sell more Water, bottled, non-carbonated, NAYA

Every time I see how many goals Mario Kempes has scored it seems to go up. He must be finding new friendlies every day.

Notti Magiche di Marcelo Bielsa

Penn Jilette has nothing to prove. Nothing to worry they might never see or feel.

barney ronay reportedly 'cleaning their own toilet'

Think if Rwanda had Paolo Maldini in that team you're looking at a very different outcome

Every moment can be lived not on tenterhooks as if our lives depended on it, but instead savoured as the only reality we have, perfect as it is.

Seen fuck all of the Gatka and I've come in and there is still a good hour left of it. What a life.

Give Juan Rodriguez an Oscar

Why is there no filter to get rid of Stamford fans from bluesky?

Already been the Port Talbot Parkway 4 times since last night. Gonna be a long, nervy day.

Probably Angus Scott 'the Terry Pratchett of Glossop'