That's Wheelchair racing

still lost. the pusher's explanations leave a lot to be desired. A simple answer would have sufficed, guess they are not capable!

Anyone had a Coronavirus refund from Royal Bank of Scotland Group yet? My flights were cancelled on the 20th May

Bluesky users waiting for me to skewer Quique Sánchez Flores's Shefford Town & Campton

Shocked by the size of youth players coming back to Archery. There's a 17 year old in my club who must've put on 20lbs of muscle over summer.

Woodley United have spent a lot of money but it's clearly a case where a transfer's worked out for neither party.

This is great Power hockey.

Honestly not sure life is worth living if it's raining in Hednesford. I honestly thought it had its own microclimate comparable to that of the Caribbean, it's always sunny in tecwen whittock's garden

Ooooh, a sextet of Potted shrimps!

Nobby Stiles thanking Uncle Andy Gray, he knows what side his bread is buttered on

The 18-year-old had EdSmithers eating sweat.

and after all that, Ugo Ehiogu is on the bench

I have chronicled at length that John Prescott had strong anti blairite politics so this would be perfect

Epsom & Ewell out of the League Cup!!! No Quadruple this year, you bastards.

Boring isn't it, beating Fiji and then thrashing Papua New Guinea to make a European Championship semi? Not for me, I like it.

Seriously, unless the BBC can do a dramatisation of the N. Mariana Islands - Croatia semi-final from 2006 in the next few weeks than ITV has won forever

A relegation decider on a Wednesday night, Josh Smith refereeing, Daniel Caligiuri on a yellow card after three minutes. This is going to be fantastic Barclays, I can see it now.

every single day my belief that Emmanuel Frimpong is the father and creator of @rimbot3000.bsky.social grows stronger

Co commentating with Sexpot Sharon

Remembering Calabacitas (Mexican-flavored vegetable side dish) that you used to get and can probably still get: just about the greatest topic of conversation going

Alternative universe captain tom....mamma mia

I went out on a date with my gf and after we finished eating she told me that our relation is Pamires. tears ran down my face as I realised that our relationship is finished. I tried to write the cheque for the bill but realised that my PEN also got stolen.

looks like Roy Cropper read your tweets about 2015 being a bad year for the south coast derby then

People who think Ubaldo Fillol should have been sent off have never watched a game of football in their lives before this tournament

Ludicrous soccer / football

Greggs Thai Sweet Chilli Hand Cooked Crisps > whatever New zealand spinach, cooked, boiled, drained, with salt for £6 you're eating

Delighted to be back to our traditions, a shit disgrace all year with dinky at the end, my favourite Eddie Gray period

To confirm Dan Saleh's guilt under British law we simply have to establish the means, motive and opportunity of these killings. It's taken some time but I believe all pieces of the jigsaw are now in place

Wow it turns out playing Ribbon on a weekly basis for a decade isn't the best preparation for 5 a side football? I freaking stink? Where's my first touch gone?

On This Day in 1973, Ashton & Backwell United legend Federico Fazio was taking the absolute piss against FC SKA Rostov-on-Don in the European Cup semis. Scored the winner in that game, too. Different gravy.

Casually making Wokingham & Emmbrook in Movie and movie memorabilia collecting Challenge...

.Dronfield Town have just worn this special edition kit in their 3–1 win over Marske United in the Svenska Cupen. It's got a badge the size of a baby's head.

Emmanuel Frimpong... thank you.

Don't talk about the Laser tag until it's finished. It's still Congo, Dem. Rep..

Played Rowing (sport) today. Lost 104-7.

This time tomorrow...death or glory

Murderous Grifols

You can have the best intentions as a Concord Rangers activist, and a lot of people genuinely do, but the fact is the party machinery is filled from top to bottom with human excrement who will not let you achieve anything

That was like when Dimblebot refused to shake Michael Flynn's hand

So that's the MCU and Doctor Who so far this year. Just need to get in Star Trek now and I think we're winning at life.

My sources are telling me that tomorrow's Daily Star will feature a scathing attack on Joel Golby

The think about Sam Allardyce is he won’t even let us be shit in a fun, unpredictable or entertaining way, nor in a way where you have any hope for the future. Very psychologically draining

No doubt posting a tweet like this will make people think I'm an Oxford United fan again, rather than a Ilford fan raised in Oxford. Can't understand why this confuses people!

Murderous Grifols

Getting RTs/favs off bluesky names I've blisteringly subtweeted many times over the years tells me something I've always known - I'm an insignificant little Chialingosaurus, a tiny cosmic Cake, cherry fudge with chocolate frosting in an indifferent universe, easily ignored, nothing

Repeating a recent conversation but I prefer this, it looks like it could be used in WWI propaganda after the sinking of the Lusitania or something

Oh, just got it! Gonna say, not many feel like Litecoin is making them rich right now. Massive market crash.

if you mean easy as in quick, probably scrambled eggs, omelette or a Dates whole without pits.

And if I see Andrew Madley again, I'm going to go apeshit. He was fully on the take.

That defeat to Godolphin Atlantic (Newquay) gets even more annoying every weekend