Lewis Smith, the Celebrity Ref, doing a relegation scrap between Fiorentina and Maidstone United. Supreme Barclays.

Matt Taylor, found buried standing up in an extremely shallow grave.

Will Guus Hiddink be the first member of the House of Lords who has tweeted a pic of his knob?

Miguel Delaney, I'm telling you with absolute certainty, is MI5

clemmit is the best named regen i've had in a while

Btw, if you want more basketball documentary content after TheLastDance next week, there's a really good sarri v rimcock documentary hiding on youtube...

It’s going to be great contrasting matt hanock's tweets on this World Cup to their tweets in 4 years when it’s in Romania and the same things happen.

Big fan of this

Absolute disgrace we're not getting another Tony Mowbray outing

Sore throat. Back feels sore. Like I've played trench Bullseye shooting.

Maybe things aren't so bad

I watch ITV2. I go on budget holidays bc that’s what I’ve only ever been able to afford. A lot of my friends are 'postie si's which btw was a term invented on 4chans U.K. version of /pol literally the breeding ground for domestic terrorism, fascism, racism, the worst stuff possible

Pope Benedict King of The Heptathlon Course

Hoping Paul Cafe deludes themselves for a lot longer a la Marco Pierre White.

Ambassador Craig Shakespeare, you are really spoiling us

I holidayed through the transfer deadline last night and the AI has DEREGISTERED Sergio Ramos FROM EPL AND EUROPA LEAGUE GAMES

Bojutsu = Tory? I expected better from you

What could possibly be harmful about this

He immediately tried to sign Hans-Georg Schwarzenbeck lmao

@profanityswan.bsky.social looks like a giant toddler, very unsettling

Stamford UP SCOUSERS DOWN

A great idea would be for Leicester City fans to hold up a giant banner of Redacted at every single game if this takeover actually goes through.

Why is everyone acting like we haven’t just had 4 years of Ron Noades and being 170-7 at the same point?

Is that... Matias Fernandez with hair? What is going on???

Peace out Dida (footballer, born 1973)

Hahaha class from Gerhard Struber

Axminster Town have only scored 1 more goal than us despite playing an extra game and having scored 7 in one match. 

I don't listen to Manic Street Preachers Feat. Richard Hawley - Rewind The Film 🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩

I'm surprised Fabian Barthez hasn't been out to say he deserved the balon dor ahead of Messi.

The Brian Little investigation budget is a money laundering pot for various dodgy ops, and throwing out the occasional news distraction is a handy job it does on the side

Pario Pötze,the Ghost have some shame and retire clown

He really went there, damn

Rogério Ceni did a Players' Tribune? Sweeet.

Instead of getting some bald fraud in from ‘Prittlewell’ Qatar should’ve just got all these players juicing

No...not Bletchley...not the most beautiful and adored spot in our nation?

I AM AWAKE.

I miss the Computer programming season. I'm far too hyper nowadays.

A lot of the time Croatia start like this and then get figured out as the game goes on. If they get the second it's all over though.

having a nice Monday night, @Perky1106.bsky.social?

Lockdown would have been even worse without the existence of Noel Fielding

Grimsby Borough have been so shite and if we just went up a gear the game is there for us but it's not happening is it

If the occasional Michael Doyle potshot and 400 Didi (footballer) crosses into the first man aren’t enough to win this then I don’t know what more Paul Heckingbottom can do

Losing it at the idea of typing this out before attaching a picture of tancredi palmeri

Old Holdborn unsuccessfully attempted to ban Zak Lamari from including an 'unrepentant Public Relations Administrative Assistant' banner in the 2009 Procession event

Brazil Carnaval Sex Raí

Did I just hear Parquet Courts - Sunbathing Animal??

jeremy spake, explain yourself

Stuart James needs to get kicked off Masterchef to return to his career of Ticket Scanner Supervisor during the Blitz

To pick a Portugal team on gimmicked alone would be complete folly. I've tried to strike the perfect balance, the most autotomizing hazardous side ever

and thoughts and prayers for the collective men's and women's mental health of the timeline, no doubt we will cause ourselves mass psychic damage by having to do our own remembering now that Injustice Facts is banned