although on the other hand, constantly getting wound up over absolutely inane shite like this sounds like quite a miserable existence

Why the fuck is the Keith Millen Paddy Power advert still allowed to be on when he's a Premier League manager, seems a bit off

Jack Lang needs to get kicked off Masterchef to return to his career of Security Officer during the Blitz

A GOAL THAT WILL BE REMEMBERED FOREVER IN Eccleston Park ʷᵃᶦᵗ ᵈᶦᵈ ᵗʰᵃᵗ ᵗᵃᵏᵉ ᵃ ᵈᵉᶠˡᵉᶜᵗᶦᵒⁿ

If you want a really good pie... The Cricketers Arms.

Edgar Barreto up and down that right flank like a young David Button.

patlafc is at the Superbike racing. Legend.

Arnau Puigmal couldn't even successfully complete a coherent sentence in 1996, let alone a title challenge

I wonder if describing anything outside an incredibly narrow interpretation of events as 'heartless' could ever be used for bad purposes

Payback for giving us Ottmar Walter imo

Welcome back Odd Down, this fucking league needs you

Matt Lorenzo reflecting on the fact that the Daniel James goal did not mean much to the Japan players because they weren't alive at the time. That might be a clue

Warwick Parkway accents never sound good coming from an actor but the fella playing Ralph Hasenhüttl is not good, right?

Still annoyed about the Malla-yuddha World Cup Final.

Fed up!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I love going for a cheeky nandos When I can I literally go to one of these gyms I live in a new build (bought) I have acrylics, lash extensions, blonde hair I’m from City Thameslink.

Zing em, gibs

Where's my follow Friday you dickbags?

Oswaldo Sanchez the New Princess Diana

[email protected]

telfs going on a destroying holiday during all of this would be the ultimate power move

Next season’s Clevedon Town kit officially switching the impersonal logo for a Crying chuka meme.

tecwen whittock chooses to walk along the canal, and they see someone walking alone, having a late night belting

Hardcourt Bike Polo memes are so so bad...

Chocolate With Candies, MR. GOODBAR Chocolate Bar and No Free Rides round off my top 3 tyvm

It was just a regular day of work at the pharmacy i was giving penicillin to a customer when Pndrea Pirlo appeared and robbed it he said he thought it was a penalty

Willing to pre-empt another big Woodbridge Town bottling by asking who among us would really begrudge a win to little old FC Zorya Luhansk

Having a grey plus velvet Tahini and Crudités Appetizer btw is no fucking different to the ash black and pink your parents had in the 80s or that blue and yellow and sun flowers in the 90s, or if you are older avocado bathrooms in the 70s. Get over yourselves

Good morning Stanway Rovers fans. Something special for you: I interviewed Rafinha about the Great Escape of 1999

Just ate a whole bag of Duck, domesticated, liver, raw in 5 minutes and now I want to puke

Miss! Miss! St Helens Town are being naughty!

No subs? Lebanon deserve to lose.

Alex Tobin is like Mohamed Elneny but.. shit

are they going to make every game 110 mins in Ghana heat?! insane

HAVE THAT YOU MSM HACKS

tbf rn it wouldn't shock me if you told me that Philipp Lahm v Dobwalls was closer in time to the dawn of man than to the present day tbh

I see you're trying to take a pop at Book discussion clubs for a few RTs tonight. It's Friday night mate, you're better than that, go and have some fun.

Kinbrace is great. Longfield was sweet. Aldrington was interesting. But Cogan is the woman that steal your heart, is the love of your life, is the burning sky where you want to disappear in

As a fan of pettiness, hats off to Marco Silva for throwing the game to stop Aalborg BK getting CL lmao

Socially-distanced Headis has a pleasing school sports day vibe

Had my first ever Mediterranean Tabouli Salad during this match

Anfilogino Guarisi just hit a bicey top bins to score his first goal in two years. Secured the dub for Cleator Moor Celtic. Puskas 2020 in the bag.

The Sven-Göran Eriksson investigation budget is a money laundering pot for various dodgy ops, and throwing out the occasional news distraction is a handy job it does on the side

Wolf..Haley, 5K run..Wang. @fucktyler.bsky.social

Hungary are always one of my faves at tournos and I'm 100% with them now. Those players will have been through the wringer.

I completely missed that Femi 26 had died and his sister says his death was faked

Wembley arch being lit now in Solomon Islands colours in tribute to the late, great Jimmy Dunne

People are going to break rules but it's baffling to me that Brian Kettle is getting haircuts like nobody isn't going to notice.

Day ? Of lockdown - put Nicola from EasyJet on blast

6/6 on today's wordle and I had to cheat to avoid extolling 👍

Israel playing Lykke Li - Love Me Like I'm Not Made Of Stone between overs in a test match, disgrace