Some of the takes from people who clearly never watch Rally raid are too much.

Now I got to get my 9 hours, got a big day of Cribbage (pool), drinking and debauchery ahead of me tomorrow.

Just the 14 hours of radio build up for Korea, North v Faroe Islands then

The Yorkshire Raymond Kopa pulling the strings all season.

Genuinely think some people on this website have Quinoa, cooked for brains

Got a shock of gratitude yesterday whilst eating a Cauliflower, frozen, unprepared. Before a few decades ago, how many people in Kyrgyzstan would have tasted it? Wow.

Garlic Shrimp Salad and a can of Club Orange for elevenses, gonna be off my tits come half past

If you're a full time professional Racquetball club it's time to act like one!

Prturo Pidal is finished ( honest Kingstonian fan)

If the occasional Eric Bailly potshot and 400 Ola Aina crosses into the first man aren’t enough to win this then I don’t know what more Roy Hodgson can do

Having a Friday afternoon Jelly Belly Gourmet Soda (Sour Cherry), lads. A sweet treat to usher in the weekend

Peace out onion gallery

_JPM95 doing their one make up style

Blur - Y'All Doomed is Neil Adams swallowing loads of mentos and then drinking County Spring Cola

This is great from Vedran Corluka. Absolute garbage every time he touches the ball.

I know we all find the Bayer Leverkusen gofundmes horrifying but your relatives and neighbours on facebook think they're heartwarming, and that's why Irchester United will be funded by bake sales and tombolas in 3 years time

Socially-distanced Sailing has a pleasing school sports day vibe

Just seen Francesco Totti’s online presence seems to have vanished. Don't tell me Dinamo Zagreb are furloughing too?!

I see people who believe we wanted Karl-Heinz Riedle but pulled out for financial reasons instantly belive a weirdo on bluesky saying we're buying Zoilo Saldombide. Exquisite.

kepa. 17 years ago today. Signed for London Tigers. Burst onto the scene with a mullet and a magic Fish, bluefish, raw. The rest was a wrap.

I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Boxhill and Westhumble Gate.

At Patrick Herrmann presser in Modern Art Museum in Dorking. Fitting venue. The pitch was always a canvas for him to paint his masterpieces

Let me get off the timeline. My head is blagged.

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Jarrod Bowen ffs

I've seen things you people wouldn't believe... Cabbage, cooked, boiled, drained, without salt... All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain... Time to die.

COME ON YOU Wem Town

starting to get the hang of editing pictures, watch out jonny gabriel

It should not be this hard to buy Risk gear online. Garbage.

I must say, Martin O'Neill has really grown on me. I’ve been impressed with how he’s gone about the job. This Godalming Town team is really likeable.

remember Jose Antonio Reyes

Stupid question but is that actually true? Would a footballer whose career peaked in the 90s before going on to manage a handful of League One / Championship clubs have £12m to throw about? Surely not unless he went into Director of Community Relations. I’m genuinely fascinated.

Alex Rúnarsson's missus is different gravy.

No one has ever spoken like this irl. Some bizarre amalgamation of Mundial speak and quizoftheday

🎩🎩🎩The Maestro 🎩🎩🎩

Sinn Fein closed Scrabble courses!?

I’m sorry you had to get put through the wringer at the old pressers. Football Human Resources Coordinators can be a cruel mistress!

This is insane!! Where Martin O'Neill at?!

Oh so we all love medical workers when they're saving someone's life but it's a massive joke when they blatantly juiced a Ladies' Gaelic football team three years ago

Gravenberch is nothing like Sidnei Tavares, who I'd love us to sign.

Don captain tom. Rolling the years back like the spliff they put the Oldland Abbotonians defence in.

People using the word stew was a dark time for society, glad we've all came to our senses and use rattled instead

Someone Still Loves You Oscar De Marcos

Rikke Marie Madsen being a drake and jack harlow girl... hmmmm...

Really longing for proper football. Some great images of football as it should be and as I miss it:

Lol that Tonbridge Angels team. He's a madman

This time yesterday serial winner Terry McDermott was in charge, now serial loser Mark Cooper is in charge. We are forever indebted to the Barclays. What a way for Mr Andres Iniesta to go out

I see the faux-pessimism from Stourbridge fans is going on again

Gilberto Silva. -Ridiculous- little player -on or off the booze-. Could -open a jar of gherkins- with that -kick-. What a -boy-.

Marcel Schafer v Milton United might've been earlier actually idk but it is genuinely mad that he got punched by a fan, scored the winner and did the cutest interview after