Incisive from Enciso

There's some really sassy "yeah yeah, get up mate" hand gestures from the refs in this world cup, I like it

Off to Elfsborg possibly, recouping a bit of the 600k+ (!) spent on him 😧 We were splashing the cash back then, phew

You did it Canada 🍁

Alright, not quite a screamer

These boys look tired. Fully believe we're getting a 92nd minute screamer though

Some of you haven't watched enough rubbish football games and it shows

See, this nonsense is more entertaining to me than a slick France comfortably winning 2-0. Football is best when it's 30% rubbish

Canadian defender trying to keep the manager away from the ref there 😅

Bizarre. Why have VAR

The refs are just not wanting to make decisions eh? That's 100% a penalty

Come on Canada, get it in the bloody goal hole

I think I'm alone in this but I enjoy the less elite games. They do benefit from a goal coming early though

Canada getting players forward, South Africa going long. Mistakes likely, think this might be fun

New My review of Scotland's World Cup and already a post-mortem... open.substack.com/pub/hyfprw/p...

Oh hello, Sunday announcement www.afc.co.uk/en/news/moro...

The last one, FUCK ME. Retroactively disqualify them 😅

Ok another thought about the SC "most successful ever" thing. There's a lot more competitive games now due to the nations league. The tournaments are expanded, so more slots to fill. And the NL gives a second chance to qualify.

Reader, I cringed. Absolute wee team mentality

Stolen from the Simpsons Bortposting page

Ok his "bye-bye" message is quite funny though. "Just to remind everyone how great I was, here's all the great things I did"

Probably about right for Clarke to leave, it was mad to extend the contract before the WC but maybe the thinking was to get things settled, build up confidence in the manager and team, remove the fear and nerves we saw in previous finals? Which obvs didn't work 😅

Of course Congo are qualified they've got a doctorate for god's sake

The DR is in!

More of this energy please boys

I'm tapping out. Stupid world cup with stupid kickoff times

Despite parking the bus quite well against England, Ghana seem to be a bit rubbish, and also doing a bit more of the feigning fouls than we've seen from most teams in this cup. The ref having none of it, quite rightly. Will expect them to struggle in the knockout round

At least we can enjoy them being unhappy

Croatia carrying on the run of "fuck what Scotland needs" results. Good goal though! Soon it'll be no Scotland, no Partey

Sir a sixth (alleged) rapist has hit the world cup

Oh for fucks sake. Take them off my list too then. Any mens team *without* a rapist, please?

It's going to be great when they get dumped out

The standard of comment on Facebook is fucking frightening. How get ticket for game. Come on reds score goal

The new training kit is pretty smart. Definitely seems to be the new trend to have a fancy, patterned warm-up kit. Not quite the standard of some at the World Cup but still nice

Aww, poor Jensen 😅 Perhaps a sign he's moving on

@afc.co.uk don't forget about us! We're nicer than the X crowd and more literate than the Facebook folk

We live in a funny world

My first time seeing "biscotto", meaning the two teams would mutually benefit from (usually) a draw. Though it seems the term has been around for a while! Every day is a school day

I bet Uri Gellar has been fucking with us again

That's that then, Iraq

Okay I know everyone loves the Norwegian player's name but it's not Asgard like the realm of the gods, it's Åsgård (OHS-gohr) like a farm on some rocks Also he plays for Rangers so, boooo

Iraq somehow still very much in this, if they can just sneak a goal...

Curaçao 🇨🇼 v 🇨🇮 IVORY COAST ✅ Ecuador 🇪🇨 v 🇩🇪 GERMANY (fucked it ☹️) JAPAN 🇯🇵 v 🇸🇪 Sweden (nope) Paraguay 🇵🇾 v 🇦🇺 AUSTRALIA (nope!) Senegal 🇸🇳 v 🇮🇶 Iraq (currently looking pretty fucked) Going great so far 👍🙃

Absolutely nae luck Scotland. Iraq 1-0 down and a red card

Weird how this keeps happening.

Fine

First 4 down, all went the wrong way - bad news for Scotland. (Germany and Ivory Coast were a pair, both had to avoid loss to keep 3rd place below us) We're pretty much just 1 wrong result from going out. Pack your bags, boys