Everyone from the "Class of 92" are absolute weapons.

That explains the smell.

We definitely should be further ahead than we are and last nights performance was truly dreadful. However, it's been a relentless period of games. Everyone's dropping points but at least we aren't losing. We've lost two of our last 30 in all competitions. We are so close.

After the disgraceful "performance" yesterday, it turned out to be a decent weekend after all. Have a good ebening.

Man City & Villa lose, while Arsenal extended their lead at the top with a draw. Here’s why that’s a sign Arsenal won’t win the title.

JELLIED EELS ALL ROUND

Thomas Frank to Vinai Venkatesham during the Tottenham senior management meeting on Monday

Look at that team, against all the odds 🥹

Fuck Manchester City Football Club.

Of course City are getting Guehi

Sky LOVE Chelsea, pricks.

Can we leave Kepa here ?

How are we letting Jaws score two?

Playing all the strikers tonight

Get Timber off now

Flatpackazette with a goal and an assist.

Chelsea booing Martinelli is incredible

Chelsea fans haven't been this excited since Elon bought Twitter.

Alan Smith seems to be erect with that goal

Every single time I see Garnacho he looks weirder and weirder. Bit like how fucked Michael Jackson looked towards the end.

Can we target Cucurella in the second half please? I feel like when defenders are on yellows we don't pressure them enough to make mistakes or fouls. Also he's a cunt and I hate him.

City went strong last night and that was fine but we go strong and it's mental?.

Gyokeres has another chance to prove he's useless.

Just want Jurassic Park to be real and then he gets eaten by a T-rex whilst on the shitter.

Joelinton and Bernardo Silva having a cunt off

Relegate them now. Complete fucking mess.

Dion Dublin's missus, wedding night

Brilliant

Another one that Fergie has groomed and will be absolutely fucking shit.

Classic Anfield decision

Dominik Szbozo more like

Fletch gets wet over Szoboszlai

The famous Anfield atmosphere is so good that all you can hear is some little Scouse kid shouting his mouth off

Barnsley what do you have for me?

Spurs getting Gallagher is hilarious. Their midfield is absolute crap so of course they're adding one more bum to it.

Xabi Agonso more like, am I right lads? Lads?

Farewell Thomas The Frank Engine

I'm just really glad that Ferguson is still around to see this.

What an idiot

That young lad could have easily been sent for that if there was VAR

Diogo Dalot is fucking horrible.

Oh look Sir Alex haunting the stands again.

Through to the 4th Round. Semi Final of the Tri Wizard tournament. Top of the league. Top of UCL. Worrying.

Rotated the team. Won 4-1. Martinelli hattrick. Havertz back onto the pitch and into the next round. Not really sure I could bring myself to give a shit how we did it.

Just really positive stuff today, and probably should’ve been won by more. So good to see Kai back. Martinelli got to shut some people up. Salmon got another appearance. Players got rest that needed it and players got minutes that needed them. Up The Arsenal.

GET BACK IN THE SEA YOU HARBOUR SHAGGING BASTARDS

Kai Havertz has done well since he came on. He's on 275k a week btw.