That Showing Teeth song is an absolute banger.

I will not be rewatching highlights and trying to get as much content as possible after that. I will check out from football until Wednesday.

I mean not just yet

Get Merino off and chuck Gyokeres on

When did Reece James get his Referee badges?

I am riddled with Stage 4 The Fear.

I have The Fear

Always watching

The 12 disciples on Easter Sunday.

Joshua Kimmich is a little bitch.

I have some things to say;

Wheeling it out again because why not.

Creasing at Liverpool hahahahahahaha

What an absolutely sensational performance

How old is that Lennart Karl, they've not mentioned it yet?

Barca are a shambles

Without downloading any new pics, what's it like dating you?

Seems everyone enjoyed the slap.

"Guys literally only want one thing"

Fair play to Foden for putting it on a plate for all of Eze's goals today.

Les Ferdinand is in pain, let him go home to his family lads.

They put all the extra police on worried there would be trouble, then we sent all their fans home early anyways 😄

That's absolutely fucking embarrassing

Thomas The Frank Engine getting derailed

Eze goal on Derby Day?

That is senfuckingsational

I think I'm dying

I might throw up

"North London forever Whatever the weather These streets are our own And my heart will leave you never My blood will forever Run through the stone"

Great, now I feel sick about tomorrow. The Fear has arrived early.

Jason Tindall is going to treat himself to 9 minutes on the sunbed tonight

Liverpool have invented being absolutely fucking wank after spending 450mil on players the season after the manger won the league with someone else's team.

One year to go until GTA 6* *Subject to change

Mechanic [sliding out from under Optimus Prime]: I think I see what the issue is. This truck is also a big guy somehow

The BBC Scotland commentary for Kenny McLean’s halfway line goal is glorious. Stuff of dreams. 🔥 Congratulations #Scotland, see you at the World Cup.

What perfect album came out the year you turned 16? 2002 was absolutely stacked with releases from Taking Back Sunday,Good Charlotte,Bad Religion,Something Corporate,Sum41, New Found Glory, The Starting Line, Goldfinger,Finch, All American Rejects. What time it was to be alive.

I asked the girls what they want for Christmas and they said they just want to see that Phil Foden pass one more time.

What's more remarkable about Harry Kane's goal record is that he wears Skechers. A brand that's usually associated with things such as doing the weekly big shop, tip runs, visiting an elderly relative in a care home and having a stroll round a local garden centre.

Boxing is wank. That's all you need to know.

Gabriel injured is just really great fucking news.

Sorry I was late for work, I couldn’t stop watching that Foden pass

Boogie Nights My Girl Jurassic Park 3 Look Who's Talking

"laid a marker" klaxon.

Doku had a brilliant game but now they're going on like he's Neymar. Calm down.

If we are being brutal about Liverpool’s squad and summer transfer window, selling Luis Diaz after what tragically happened to Diego Jota was really stupid. Aside from that, the money they spent on Isak should’ve gone towards making Crystal Palace an offer they couldn’t refuse for Guehi and a CDM.

Will Pep pretend to coach someone when the camera goes on him?

They should have given Liverpool's title last season to Klopps because the moment Slot messed with it, it has turned to complete shit. Just a really expensive mess.