… and away 😢

Scott Parker. Cardigone. #lufc

Don’t get me wrong, I hate Millwall as much as the next #lufc fan. But, and assuming we stay up, I’d quite like to see them in the Premier League. Just for the bants (as I believe the young people say these days).

Well, we’ve won one, drawn one and lost one against them. We won’t know until the end of the season if the one today was the right one to lose, but I suspect it was. #lufc

Starting to think it would have been better for us if Chelsea had not sacked Rosenior. #lufc

Ha ha. Pack up your silly drum and fuck off. #lufc

Best thing about that goal is their fans will go quiet again. #lufc

This game is sponsored by Now That’s What I Call Leeds Songs. Available at all good record shops. #lufc

Same socks as the West Ham, Man U and Wolves games. We got this. #lufc

Cue the Tories and Reform bleating about the inflation rate caused by the war they were bleating we should join.

Leicester. #lufc

🤬 Well this isn’t very Spursy. #lufc

Dominic Calvert-Leedswin #lufc

Watched this about 47 times while Bluesky wasn’t working.

Bored. Why can’t we play Man U every night? #lufc

Fucking get in! #lufc

We can see you sneaking out (and then not being let back in) #lufc

Goosebumps.

Jesus, this was released 28 years ago yesterday. Help The Aged indeed.

Was DCL aware you can make substitutions this early? #lufc

This is going to be like seeing a stranger driving the car you wish you’d never sold, isn’t it? #lufc

The good news this morning is that we’ll now have our Welsh boys for the start of next season, rather than them being locked up in an ICE detainment centre. #lufc

Why? So #lufc can always lose to even more teams?

“IsPutinsBitch” #lufc

Think I’ll give Match of the Day a miss tonight #lufc

Careful now, Andrew. They’ll arrest you for suggesting it’s not safe over there.

Bob with some smart reverse psychology there. #lufc

Great team…one of the biggest and most respected in England. #lufc

Naïve. Should have got him round the neck. #lufc

When Fulham roll over tomorrow night. #lufc

No Leeds game for me tonight then. Sky TV even shitter than normal. #lufc

All Free Hit FC, aren’t we? #lufc

Funniest result in Manchester since this one. #lufc

Oh, Mandy Well, they came And they read you your rights out Then they took you away

We’re at home, Delia. #lufc

In tonight’s episode, Leeds United win a penalty shoot-out to progress to the 5th round of the FA Cup. #lufc

Roses are red And signs of Lancaster So I never buy them Tight Yorkshire bastard #lufc

Two episodes into Small Prophets. And it's wonderful.

Surely we must be on MOTD first tonight? We were playing The Best Team In The World™. #lufc

More than happy to relinquish the title of Comeback Kings to Burnley. #lufc

Forgive me, father. I’ve just done a fist pump for a scum goal. #lufc

Just seen the line up. #lufc

I just told New Order there’s no TikTok until they’ve done their homework.

I may have missed it - has anyone called this new look Sheff United team The Bleeds yet? #lufc

🤣 Just missed the goal while correcting the spelling mistake on my unfunny post. #lufc

When that crashed down from the crossbar, the pain was enough to make shy, bald Buddhist reflect and plan a mass murder. #lufc

“And the $75,000 just turned up in the account, which was nice.”

“Let’s take away just the right number of points to keep them out of the relegation places on goal difference. That’ll show them.” #lufc