Scummerville #lufc

Bless him.

Just said hello to Jon Richardson in our matching smiley badge hats. #lufc

White lines matter.

Imagine if it was Farage, Yaxley-Lennon and Musk.

List 5 famous people you've met but one is a lie Paul McCartney Greg Wallace Thierry Henry Cillian Murphy Bruce Willis

The dead-ball specialists there.

Whatever happened to the heroes? They got jobs at Orkney Library.

The Frank Lampard’s Sir Alex Ferguson LMA Manager of the Year Trophy.

What happens when Jony Ive doesn’t have an old Braun design he can copy. 🤢

The saddest thing about this picture is seeing Archie smiling with them. #lufc

Buonanotte on for Darlow with 20 minutes to go. #lufc

No idea why Tuchel is getting all the hate over his squad selection. Toney's experience playing in half-empty stadiums under an authoritarian regime could prove invaluable.

Fixed that for you. #lufc

Called it 😂

Calvert-Leedswin* #LUFC *I may have done this joke before.

Thousands singing, “You’re Leeds and you know you are” as Rutter comes on. “Some boos.” Lovely unbiased work there, Sky. #lufc

Clearly the fair thing to do is to promote Boro as well as whoever wins Play-Offs. (And relegate Spurs and West Ham 😂.) #lufc

Luke Ayling is up here. That twat Harwood-Bellis is down there. #lufc

Jarred Gillett’s POV. #lufc

Alan Smith working hard to be the least popular Alan Smith in Leeds. #lufc

This morning was the first time in months that I didn't look at the table and tut about Newcastle scoring twice in injury time. #lufc

Tomorrow night’s team talk. #lufc

That’s West Ham’s stadium* on the horizon. Just saying I think Arsenal will win 2-0. #lufc

If only there were a German word for the pleasure derived from witnessing the pain and suffering of others. #lufc

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Up the Villa? Sounds like they’re already in their villa. #lufc

Another goal from our good friends at AFCB and we’re up to 14th? #lufc

Well I didn’t have laughing at Wrexham AND Derby on my list of things to do today. #lufc #schadenfreude

A proper hero. Rest easy, sir.

Yep. Still singing Smooth Criminal to myself. #lufc

Definitely ending this game with 10 men. #lufc

… and away 😢

Scott Parker. Cardigone. #lufc

Don’t get me wrong, I hate Millwall as much as the next #lufc fan. But, and assuming we stay up, I’d quite like to see them in the Premier League. Just for the bants (as I believe the young people say these days).

Well, we’ve won one, drawn one and lost one against them. We won’t know until the end of the season if the one today was the right one to lose, but I suspect it was. #lufc

Starting to think it would have been better for us if Chelsea had not sacked Rosenior. #lufc

Ha ha. Pack up your silly drum and fuck off. #lufc

Best thing about that goal is their fans will go quiet again. #lufc

This game is sponsored by Now That’s What I Call Leeds Songs. Available at all good record shops. #lufc

Same socks as the West Ham, Man U and Wolves games. We got this. #lufc

Cue the Tories and Reform bleating about the inflation rate caused by the war they were bleating we should join.

Leicester. #lufc

🤬 Well this isn’t very Spursy. #lufc

Dominic Calvert-Leedswin #lufc

Watched this about 47 times while Bluesky wasn’t working.

Bored. Why can’t we play Man U every night? #lufc

Fucking get in! #lufc