Bob with some smart reverse psychology there. #lufc

Great team…one of the biggest and most respected in England. #lufc

Naïve. Should have got him round the neck. #lufc

When Fulham roll over tomorrow night. #lufc

No Leeds game for me tonight then. Sky TV even shitter than normal. #lufc

All Free Hit FC, aren’t we? #lufc

Funniest result in Manchester since this one. #lufc

Oh, Mandy Well, they came And they read you your rights out Then they took you away

We’re at home, Delia. #lufc

In tonight’s episode, Leeds United win a penalty shoot-out to progress to the 5th round of the FA Cup. #lufc

Roses are red And signs of Lancaster So I never buy them Tight Yorkshire bastard #lufc

Two episodes into Small Prophets. And it's wonderful.

Surely we must be on MOTD first tonight? We were playing The Best Team In The World™. #lufc

More than happy to relinquish the title of Comeback Kings to Burnley. #lufc

Forgive me, father. I’ve just done a fist pump for a scum goal. #lufc

Just seen the line up. #lufc

I just told New Order there’s no TikTok until they’ve done their homework.

I may have missed it - has anyone called this new look Sheff United team The Bleeds yet? #lufc

🤣 Just missed the goal while correcting the spelling mistake on my unfunny post. #lufc

When that crashed down from the crossbar, the pain was enough to make shy, bald Buddhist reflect and plan a mass murder. #lufc

“And the $75,000 just turned up in the account, which was nice.”

“Let’s take away just the right number of points to keep them out of the relegation places on goal difference. That’ll show them.” #lufc

He should be in charge of rugby.

Kalvin maybe teaming up with Bamford again got me thinking. What’s the record number of ex-Leeds players in the same team? I remember watching Robinson, Woodgate, Lennon and Keane playing for Spurs in the League Cup Final. Has any team had more than four? #lufc

“Over to Elland Road for an update.” #lufc

Just realised this now works better if you’re a West Ham fan. #lufc

I hope there are lots of mouths being washed out right now. #lufc

Checks West Ham score #lufc

Can’t believe they released the Epstein files to cover up for the Melania movie.

Hello. Is that Wolves? #lufc

Oh, you said MISTER Bates.

Could be worse. #lufc

“There was some contact.” #lufc

Commentators sounded genuinely gutted when Darlow saved that. #lufc

Aaronson is on a one-man mission to get us liking Americans again isn’t he? #lufc

Justin? Get in, more like. #lufc

Leeds, that. #lufc

Can some army veterans get together and sue Trump for defamation please? $5bn seems to be the going rate for this type of thing.

Lovely to see them together. Gabriel, Cushing, Dinklage and even the elusive Andre.

Tell you what, Diego Garcia. If you build a tunnel on the top bit you've got a pretty cool #F1 track there.

I miss waking up to us being rubbish at cricket.

Chuffed about our latest Argentinian. And hopefully, now Brighton are an established Premier League powerhouse, there won’t be the ‘we won’t sell to a rival’ bollocks that we got when we tried to buy Ben White at the end of his loan. #lufc

Hopefully Jack’s told his mum it’s a loan again 🤐 #lufc

Who says you don’t get owt for nowt? #lufc

The football gods will be angry. Only Macclesfield away will placate them. #lufc

Whoever invented Dry January never watched #lufc.

Nuts in May on TV, the night before we play Derby. It’s a good omen. #lufc

Favourite Christmas present framed and on display. 👏 @mooseallain.bsky.social

The most popular American in the world #lufc