The most popular American in the world #lufc

Not texted my West Ham mate to take the piss yet because Leeds. #lufc

You’ll never sing that.

FFS. It feels like we’ve done the scum a favour. #lufc

Over the last six rounds of games, the bottom five teams have amassed a total of 21 points between them. We’ve got 10 of them. #lufc

VAR checking FIFA Peace Price result.

2025 is over. And as Presuming Ed here has so consistently pointed out, we have failed to paint it black.

📺📺📺📺📺📺 Bloody hell. Just realised I’ve now watched six MOTDs in a row. #lufc

I’m not normally a betting man, but that’s got to be worth a tenner hasn’t it? #lufc

A mate did this 🤣

My most commonly used hashtag is #lufc and my most used emoji is 😂. I do wonder if the two are related...

Off out for walk. #lufc

: CONNECTIONS SPOILER ALERT : Occasionally, very occasionally, the New York Times remembers general knowledge isn’t just MLB Hall of Famers and towns in Colorado.

"KEITH!"

Has Bill Leslie finished his pronunciation of Stacccchhhhh yet? #lufc

Changed rooms when we were 2-0 down against Liverpool. Just changed rooms again. #lufc

Always rated Aaronson me. #lufc

Farke’s watch must be fast. #lufc

Anthony Taylor is Slot’s brother isn’t he? #lufc

Joffy channelling his inner Viduka. The comeback is on. #lufc

Anyone would think the BBC have a grudge against Trump and his cronies.

Back on course #lufc

It just looks wrong. #lufc

BREAKING: Leeds United appoint chief executive Patrick Stewart and sporting director Kevin Thelwell #lufc

He’s definitely been told to play Aaronson to keep the US fans interested, hasn’t he? #lufc

VAR checking badge #lufc

The scriptwriters strike again. #F1

Still. The cricket’s going well. #lufc

Me and my Reform mates have put some flags up. Proper patriots us.

36 years ago, I told a mate I'll listen to this album for the rest of my life. I've been right so far. RIP Mani.

Watch out for that yellow snow people.

Long ago, as an advertising student, I learned about tone of voice with the aid of the 'Your Sister Rose is Dead' joke, in which terrible news is delivered as a cheery singing telegram. Whoever did this ad went to a different art college to me.

I’m starting to think this Epstein bloke was a bit of a wrong ‘un.

Over 100 new subscribers since lunchtime, but more still needed. You know what to do #lufc

#lufc The director of Paris 75 is trying to get the film hosted on YouTube so everyone can see it. But the channel needs to reach 1000 subscribers so please give it a click youtu.be/hE4WyUDlgOc

Woke up with this in my head.

What's bothering me most this evening is if / when the 49-ers do let Farke go, they'll attempt to replace him on the cheap. #lufc

Nice of #lufc to wait until Sunday afternoon to ruin my weekend.

I must have missed the BBC News 24/7 live updates about the other 262 prisoners that were released by mistake in the twelve months up to March 2025.

It’s okay, hun! I’m allowed to park on a pedestrian crossing outside a primary school because I work for Mom On Wheels!

A few words from Daniel #lufc

Bluesky not showing me the latest #lufc posts. Maybe it’s for the best.

Nonce is short for no longer a prince.

Does this still happen? Thought they bandit.