www.maptap.gg June 15 100🎯 99🎯 100🎯 96🔥 99🎯 Final score: 984

Bundt cake for work tomorrow

Wigan continues to embarrass me on a daily basis. I can't wait for this by-election to be over.

Me, the 13th Duke of Wybourne? In Blandford Comptoir? Leaving behind a £600 bill? With my reputation? What were they thinking of?

www.maptap.gg June 14 86🌞 98🔥 99🎯 96🔥 95👑 Final score: 955

Day 9 - a friendly Jackdaw

Me if I went on Love Island

My niece got a first and top of her class for her degree! Super proud, she isn't even 21 until next month.

I'm reminded of the visiting Professor who came to Aberdeen uni in 2004 from the USA and immediately said 'there's not been any issues between the catholics & protestants for years'. Me & the Northern Irish guy almost died on the spot. Lesson - don't listen to Americans about Ireland or guns.

Just like drug policy reform that just offers 'don't do it' as a response, most parents who have lost a child to suicide following social media scams etc are calling out the social media ban for children because it will not solve the issue. We need to make Meta etc put in protections.

Free book title idea: Fear and self loathing in your 40s (The elder millenial experience).

www.maptap.gg June 12 99🎯 96🔥 99🎯 95👑 78🤗 Final score: 912

Day 8 of trying to befriend the crows. He is getting more comfortable!

One time, our tiny town’s little (but very cool) movie theatre was having their premiere for the FLASH movie, which people thought was going to be a big hit at the time. The theater was actually very busy that first night. A friend wrote the screenplay, I was excited. 1/

www.maptap.gg June 11 98🎯 95🏅 95👑 100🎯 92🎓 Final score: 959

Hoglet, Hoglet Tiny hoglet Just a little hedgehog hogging hedges all day long

www.maptap.gg June 10 98🔥 97🔥 92🎓 95🏅 95🏆 Final score: 949

Fuck yer Honda Civic

Day a million of Clarence being Clarence

Day 6 of trying to befriend the crows

Freeze! Rock! Bass! Ooh, white! White! (Ooh guano) vision dreams of Puffins (Gannets through my mind) and all the while you smell of poo

Clarence is enjoying the taxi outing today

EDF tried to increase my direct debit from £100 to £200 per month - so I emailed explaining again that our bills increase over winter and drop over summer and I don't accept the increase because it will balance. They've got back to me and accepted it, so please challenge your providers. Bastards.

Do you think this smells like her vag too?

Instead of implementing device controls/social media bans which won't work (there's always a way round) how about the UK government holds Meta to account for misinformation peddled on it's sites & the fact they don't give a shit the platform is used by scammers which has resulted in children dying?

www.maptap.gg June 8 95👑 98🔥 98🎯 90🌟 100🎯 Final score: 959

Tell me you've never interacted with the Deaf community, without telling me yadda yadda.....

The Mona Lisa - by two different people 💀

If you see a faded sign at the side of the road that says "15 miles to the....

I really don't think this is a 'British tradition', I have literally never seen one of these and I'm all about cake. Is it just me?

We went to the pictures to see Obsession last night and I had back to back fucked up dreams all night. 10/10. It's an unrelenting ride, paced very well, the cast are incredible and it's saying something too.

I heard a wee knock at the window and a bluetit was in our new window feeder asking for more food 😭 they are going wild for the suet and peanut pellets. And Clarence keeps getting annoyed that I won't give him any to eat.

It's Wigan Jim, but not as we know it. AI bullshit isn't helpful, lads.

Great tit!

Cheering my brother up by sending videos of me singing and playing the uke. So far: Girlfriend in a coma I think we're alone now Rocket man He just called me Florence of the Long Covid Gays 💀 Just doing my bit for pride 🫡

I've worked in social care for 20 years - we do need more men working in care in hands-on positions. However, reintroducing the gender pay gap isn't the way to do it. Same job, same pay. Also I'm currently wtiting a tender & paying the living wage to all people regardless of gender is part of it.

If the last few weeks on bluesky has taught me anything it's: People don't like Marina Hyde People love Harry Hill People don't like Jamie Oliver People don't like fascists People love Clarence People like that I moved to Scotland and that it's colder here

Merge two movies: Twin Peaks: Fire Walk with Amélie

Speaking up against socialists when fascism is on the rise is quite a choice.

So many different varieties of cunt in one photo: Fake leather jacket racist cunt Fake spiv racist cunt Haunted Viking racist cunt Oswald Mosely looking racist cunt 'You can't come in 'ere wearing those shoes' looking racist cunt

If you presented me with chips and Mr Fucking Whippy 'icecream' at a restaurant I would set the whole place on fire.

We got a crow! Now I just need to befriend it and me, Clarence and Crow can have all kinds of adventures.

Birdwatching with Clarence.

I Tawt I Taw a Puddy Tat

Wigan is the Florida of the UK.

My second attempt at onion bahjis have turned out better. Now let's see if I can make passable dosas on the first attempt. Apologies to USA bluesky for using spices.

We just got a bird feeder but Clarence got confused and thinks that I've stuck his food to the outside of the window. A story in three parts.

Mrs Kinsley (English) and Mrs Lancaster (form tutor). I had a very chaotic and difficult time throughout the whole of high-school and they were so compassionate and understanding. I actually reached out to them a few years ago to thank them. I'd recommend doing the same if you can.

A list of Clarence's nicknames: Pumpkin Ginger loaf Mr Grumbles Grumblestiltskin Pudding Pudding Pie Mushy Smush My little gingernut Shithead