I have never written anything I'm more proud of than my collection of bluesky posts with zero likes. Might go down the vanity publishing route

Ant and Dec aren't a couple?

Obi Wan voice: Ah yes, the cast of It's Always Sunny in Philadephia. They are fine actors but terrible beekeepers. Glenn Howerton's efforts are bad enough, but you will never find a more wretched hive than Rob McElhenney's.

Holy goosh, Voyage to the Bottom of the Sea is just as crazy as I remember it. What a great show!

So I'm not a geopolitics expert or anything but I think the war in Iran is going to go very badly for everyone

Maybe someone is intentionally assailing us with subliminal gibberish intended to drive us all insane

Look, I don't like people playing music without headphones either, but this seems like an extremely harsh punishment and unnecessarily dangerous to the other passengers.

twice the shock, none of the "therapy" (which was just more shock). got it.

Spain to Trump: "Spain opposes this catastrophe … governments are there to improve people's lives … not to worsen them .. it is absolutely unacceptable that leaders who are incapable of fulfilling this task use the smokescreen of war to mask their incompetence $ line the pockets of a select few."

The problem with apocalypse cults is that when the apocalypse doesn't happen, they double down.

Why are Dubai expats trying to get back to the UK anyway? Surely they should be stopping at the nearest safe country.

If you are unsure of how to spell mnemonic, here is a handy mnemonic:

The need for an attention-grabbing, hard left, vanguard political party in the UK is obvious. Until someone's actually out there advocating for asset seizure and the execution of everyone over a certain wealth threshold, they're going to keep calling the Greens "left populists".

Hegseth using "woke" to mean "basic respect for human life and dignity" has really upset me

In a month or so nobody will be admitting they ever supported the war on Iran.

Dear headline writers, Please, I'm begging you, stop doing this to us.

This assumption that working class people in the UK are all anti-immigrant racists has already blown up in their faces once

Many working class Brits support people like Farage and Lowe because they're self loathing bootlickers who automatically fall in line when they hear that accent.

Stop the scientists www.newscientist.com/article/2517...

That Daily Mail headline is shocking and actually pretty frightening

"Caravaggio having Carpaccio" Acrylic on paper, 9.5x7.5"

Ahahaha what do they think happened to all those horses that used to pull carriages? Did they all go to live on a farm upstate? 😂

I won't have time to debunk the old "yellow is not accessible" myth in my axe-con talk. But, you are lucky: I already wrote a whole article on how accessibility does NOT limit color choices. stephaniewalter.design/blog/yellow-... #Accessibility #AccessibleColors #YellowColor

I don't think I've ever seen such spot-on, retrospectively obvious casting as Sadie Sink playing Juliet

Wes Streeting: on cancelling the puberty blockers trial, my decisions are "always being led by the expert clinical evidence." Hilary Cass, his expert clinician of choice*: "It feels to me like they are responding to political pressure rather than to science... completely bizarre." *Until today.

What a comfort it would be to believe in the everlasting fires of hell

Unlike these NuTrek kiddies, I'm a real Star Trek fan, in that I only really enjoy a third of TOS episodes, 5 of the 12 movies, less than a third of the TNG episodes, and about 80% of DS9. Also Lower Decks and Prodigy.

I'm not a historian. But I can think of no precedent in modern Britain for what is being done to trans people. The media, public institutions, Government and (too often) the judiciary are combining to attack or exclude a marginalized group and its allies - with really no significant demurral.

Okay, this is quite outstanding from Bedford Council.

However hard Robocop tried, he found could not shoot the Prince. The mysterious Fourth Directive would not allow it. "You're stripped of your titles!" yelled the King. "Thank you" said the cyborg Murphy, as he blasted Andrew out of the window.

Nobody is above the law they say as they arrest Andrew for sharing state secrets only but not the child rape

The real insight here is that most KPI reports and board meetings are pointless busy work. This company survived 3 months believing fake numbers and probably could have gone on a lot longer.

Low by Bowie is the best album for a train journey. Should really be Station to Station though.

People wasting their votes on marginal special interest parties like Labour need to buck their ideas up and get sensible. You might not agree with everything the Greens stand for, but it's time to hold your noses and vote like grown ups.

It's funny how the wages of evil affects people's faces isn't it? Like, you couldn't look like Tony Blair does now if you'd been a good person in life. Or how Pam Bondi visibly aged 10 years in that senate hearing yesterday like Palpatine getting a slow dose of force lightning

The most annoying part about the inevitable AI disaster is that when some AI finally goes rogue and people get killed, everyone will ascribe intentionality to the machine and learn all the wrong lessons.

The entire British media fabricated a "scandal" at Tavistock and there were only 8 complaints over an entire decade. Yet the most actual common issues were about access to care and waiting lists. www.thepinknews.com/2026/02/11/n...

Sick to death of clients asking me to respond to something ChatGPT told them. Trying very hard to avoid a fate where I argue with AI for a living, by proxy of its various human thralls.

Large semi-aquatic mammals who join an LA street gang when they are young only to later tell their own children not to join a gang are hippo crips

Mailing her wallet to the wallet inspector because she was so disappointed to have missed him

When the MDMA kicks in

Kid Rock must be such an embarrassment to his brother Fraggle

Τhe ‘liberation’ of feminism is the key to a “better life” for men, perhaps even more than it is for women www.newstalk.com/news/yanis-v...

Both men had made the 'two Spider-Men pointing at each other' meme their entire personality. When they met online they just posted the meme at each other dozens of times. If you could understand their language you'd know something beautiful was happening.

Here's that Ring #SuperBowl commercial: