The Alien movies, ranked: Alien Aliens Prometheus Covenant Romulus Alien 3 Alien Resurrection

William Blake's 'And did those feet in ancient time' poem asks a lot of questions and the answer to all of them is 'no'.

I can't believe you'd do this to me on Circulatory System Walking Through The Kitchen Day

What happens with clumsy Japanese people are they just always falling through the paper walls or what

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I don't understand how an undergraduate course in AI could offer anything of value

If I ever fall into a coma please don't sit by my bedside and talk to me you'll be ruining the one good thing about being in a coma

Alien: Earth was fantastic and very clever and all your complaints about it are dumb

Houdini never actually actually died in 1926, he travelled far back in time and escaped to the Forest Moon of Endor, where he was the first humanoid to meet the Ewoks. Later, Ewoks would refer to all humanoids as Houdini.

Today keeps getting better and better

People whose names can be sung to the tune of Seven Nation Army Jeremy Corbyn Zohran Mamdani Zeinab Badawi Harry S. Truman Catherine O’Hara William Gladstone Megan Thee Stallion Jennifer Lawrence

Because the left are viewed by the press and by our abysmal political class as hated enemies and as automatically and fundamentally illegitimate, in a way that even the nastiest and craziest right wingers are not. Because Thatcherism itself is their only non-negotiable red line.

"Who made you Judge Judy and executioner?"

Dick Cheney is in heaven now, shooting the angels

What's up with all the food getting smashed now? Smashed burgers, smashed potatoes, smashed brussels sprouts. Where will it end

"Doğru is forbidden from engaging in any form of paid employment or self-employment, and no one is legally permitted to provide him with any economic resources. In practice, even inviting him for a coffee would constitute a criminal offence." www.wsws.org/en/articles/...

it's me, unnamed critter from bosch's triptych of the temptation of anthony!

Judges around the world are seeing error-riddled legal briefs that were generated with the help of artificial intelligence.

They're calling him the most French man in history

1998: Can you read this squiggly word? 2012: Which images have traffic lights? 2014: Are you a robot? 2022: Am I a robot? 2025: What even is reality anyway? 2030: Attention. Mainframe XF37 has assigned you a task SN-OCR-986-PX for immediate completion: Can you read this squiggly word? Respond.

Now that he's nearly got all the rope in the world we're starting to worry about our plan. Is he ever actually going to hang himself? What's he doing with all that rope anyway? Are we sure it was a good idea to let him have endless rope?

The damage LLMs might do to society is immeasurable, but you've got to admit, they're so relatable

What the public doesn't get about Starmer's bold political strategy is that if you move the authoritarianism slider to full, the privacy slider to none, have an approval rating below 10%, inflation above 4% and then you implement ID cards, it unlocks an infinite money cheat code.

Honestly what the fuck is wrong with people why are people so keen to return to the horrors of the past

How does anyone scroll through this shit day after day and not throw their phones against a wall? I swear the whole of politics is just an elaborate phone repair/replacement scam

“I Saw the TV Glow” writer-director Jane Schoenbrun is doing a series at Netflix based on Charles Burns’ “Black Hole” comics (which also have a long on-off history with movie adaptations). Details here.

Sam Altman wakes up in the distant future, trapped inside an insane sadistic AI like the one from I Have No Mouth, and I Must Scream. Months later, a surgically and psychologically disfigured Altman cowers in fear as a wall falls away and Mr. Beast steps in to reveal it was all just a silly prank

When snails do the chef's kiss gesture they have to kiss their own eyeball

Much like Hillsborough, you have to marvel at how Britain as a system is so utterly impervious to accountability: decades of orchestrated bullshit, legal shenanigans and institutional roadblocks, and then one final great rasping fart of “maybe it was elves that did it, and fuck you”.

Just once Americans should try not voting for obvious neo-Nazi political entryist posing as a Democrat

I just don't understand how they're getting away with overt mask-off fascism and at the same time saying "you can't call anything you don't like fascist"

Without a duke, York will surely fall to anarchy

If people can't figure out how a magic trick works it's only because they wouldn't believe how fucking stupid and obvious the solution is. Same thing with modern politics.

This sounds crazy but I've seen multiple reports of "young women" trying to gain access to random homes in the middle of the night. Survivors say the visitors took the form of long dead ex-girlfriends and when challenged would only repeat "I can't stop thinking about the other night"

thinking about the liberal politicians willing to try to compromise with fascists by abandoning minority groups they don't really like - i wish they understood that fascists will come for everyone eventually. even themselves. fascism unopposed is a ruined state with everyone dead

Good thing our Labour government is super intelligent and smart to also bet the entire economy on AI because they ceded policymaking to speculators

Starting to think I should buy a van, some bleach, and some mould-proof paint and offer free inspections and mould removal to anyone who comes out as a transphobe

it's not FOR us

David Simon, creator of ‘The Wire’, being interviewed by Ari Shapiro (NPR)

I have a special place of hatred in my heart for all the supposedly left wing people who spent 2020-2024 saying 'I miss Trump, god he was so funny'

this is how I, a resident of LA, found out that the Palisades fire was arson, that they caught the guy, and that he used gen AI to work his way up to doing the crime

NHS prices to skyrocket because Starmer caved to Trump Sensing the man's weakness, Donald Trump and big pharma have ganged up on Keir Starmer and the NHS - bad news for us all, writes @willem-moore.bsky.social www.thecanary.co/trending/202...

Weird how we were all pronouncing Mount Everest wrong the whole time and now it's not even called that anymore.

I don't usually give much store to the "we live in a simulation" theory but Shakira was born in 1977 there is no way she can still look like that

Obviously you can't own a chord progression, but the one from Where Is My Mind by The Pixies is so distinctive and memorable that it's very weird for Taylor Swift to lift it wholesale without credit www.youtube.com/watch?v=FnEg...

How did they breed pheasants to crave death

This ad is backfiring hard these are the coolest animals I've ever seen

PSA to everyone- you don't need a hobbies section on your CV that's just something weird a teacher told you once.