I shall eat the pizza until a considerable amount of my entire mass is pizza This is the law

Girl that turns 40 this year, but gets carded trying to buy a drink

Me, not having Photoshop anymore:

A moment in fictitious media I've thought a lot about the past months, is the moment in The Incredibles when Helen/Elastigirl tells her children the truth about the situation. I will not elaborate. I think it speaks for itself.

Girl that turns 40 this year, but gets carded trying to buy a drink

If you see this, share your Smash Bros main

Hii! It looks like you're trying to avoid a being a dick. Would you like some advice on actually doing so?

POV: The music is very very loud, despite the headphones

Wearing my girlfriend's shirt for peak lesbian vibes

Me when I finally find Buldak X3 Spicy:

Wearing my girlfriend's shirt for peak lesbian vibes

A moment in fictitious media I've thought a lot about the past months, is the moment in The Incredibles when Helen/Elastigirl tells her children the truth about the situation. I will not elaborate. I think it speaks for itself.

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On my way to chill with @lenalee.bsky.social The sun is out and so is my other pair of new glasses^^

On my way to chill with @lenalee.bsky.social The sun is out and so is my other pair of new glasses^^

Okay then let's do the real thing. My mom initially named me after a boy that would joke and laugh with her when she had another brutal shift at the supermarket Years later, my first year of high school was awful. A girl always cheered me up tho. A girl named Michelle. Used the same reasoning as mom

Assault your instruments. youtu.be/N0OBF83rL-8?...

You know who's just a silly lil guy? The Strait of Gibraltar Everybody's just like "nah this place is cool" It's nickname is literally "The Pillars of Hercules" So cool

My name is Michelle and I write things.

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All this is going great edition.cnn.com/2026/03/09/s...

O tema do meu clube de assinaturas desse mês é páscoa! A segunda cartela é de pokemon~~ Garanta seu kit assinando até dia 31 www.catarse.me/nyatche #brart #kawaiiart #stickershop #pokemonfanart

Wake me up when they've reached the Lesbian Of Hormuz

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My name is Michelle and I write things.

March 3rd 2011 I am 24 years old. Two days earlier, they've given me their diagnosis. Depression, genetic. Cure? Not really. I tell them my dad is my support. My friend. "If you need to swim with damn dolphins in the Bahamas to cheer up, I'd do that before I give up", he says. I believe him.

If Shakespeare is allowed, Romeo and Juliet, Hamlet, Julius Ceasar, or The Merchant Of Venice If not allowed, Bram Stoker's Dracula, or The Picture of Dorian Gray, or The Miniature History Of Art

I'm alright, thank you!

It's always meatball day 🤌🏻

Get them offline Affirm them Play games offline Introduce them to friends of yours that are accepting And you protect that kid

Alright

Hii ❤️ I will summon so many bananas

The Lady of the Lake, her arm clad in the purest shimmering samite, held aloft a name tag from the bosom of the water, signifying by divine providence that I, Michelle, was to carry the name Michelle. That is why my name is Michelle.

Fry them a bit longer, and then either a spicy dry rub, or with ranch

It is cute haha Also, I have some Italian from my dad's side. Mom's very Dutch

"Shut your bitch ass up."

Mom: "When you or Amber are sad, you should make the pasta with meatballs. I have my recipe for you" The most mom-thing I heard in a while

When you leave work at 5, but need to be at the Coco Bongo at 5:30

Haha you're good

My "welcome" stands!! 😤

Me: Happily reading Depression: A word when you're done? Me: Nervously reading

"I hope this email finds you before I do"

Rain day entertainment, improvised bookmark included

Girl that can't go outside because of the rain

Ken you not.

This.. made tear up.. I try. I believe kindness makes the world a better place Thank you

I'm 5'6" (a few millimeters below 169cm)

This.. made tear up.. I try. I believe kindness makes the world a better place Thank you