Not the "Hazelnut-M&M-Fleshlight" 😭

It's been 12 years since I peaked artistically:

This was an article from 2 years ago. I'm sure a lot has changed. Right? Right?? /s news.un.org/en/story/202...

Depression will punch your face and ask you what's wrong

Seeing dinosaurs

Seeing dinosaurs

Iggy Pop's full name is Iggard Popsicle

I'm quite lesbian and that's a good thing and both me and Amber had some drinks so we're like tipsy and turbo-gay right now and it's the best feeling ever and I am kinda over the moon what

Random Reddit DM bro: Hey you're cute and- Me: I'm sorry, my lesbian ass was making out with my girlfriend. What? Random Reddit DM bro: *blocks Michelle*

It's been 12 years since I peaked artistically:

Remember when the Teletubbies went feral and we nuked the site from orbit?

Hah got er

Thanks! I think I understand a solid 60% of these words

I try to do a "Let's put in some effort"-self-portrait every now and then. And I really liked this. Photorealism is never something I pursue, I'm not a photgrapher.

Thank you! That means a lot! I will, that might be fun, yeah

"Nunchucks" is just Converse for Christian chicks

Me: Alas, I shall away. For my candle has its light dimmed and, lo, my state forbids me from being perceived. Them: Just say you're going home. Me: Fare thee well, fucknuggets.

Resharing bc it's a bit of a day ngl.link/hiyinx2

Borrowing my own flannel ✌🏻

If there is a Christian God, she's a woman

Your soul, stained and weathered, the one aspect of self that remains. The choice seems hard for some, but not you. Your pain becomes delicate, unnoticeable. Your soul dissolves, holes spreading in your aura. You have become Gouda. Gouda is what remains. The Cheese Monger cometh.

Borrowing my own flannel ✌🏻

There's a possibility you'll experience a cycle on hrt. Scientific proof is yet to be officially recorded (the studies are relatively new, as in, this century). But anyway, a majority of the trans women on hrt I know experience them.

I don't, sorry Monetization goes against the beliefs

Me: Alas, I shall away. For my candle has its light dimmed and, lo, my state forbids me from being perceived. Them: Just say you're going home. Me: Fare thee well, fucknuggets.

Thanks!! (Wrinkles can be supercool btw)

7 is pretty prime

When you're 39 and get carded every time

Seeing as I no longer -sound- Dutch to some Dutchies, I have an front row view of how differently they treat you when you're "not from there" (Which I am actually.)

Lil dysphoric, but eyeliner on point

When you're 39 and get carded every time

Lil dysphoric, but eyeliner on point

Seeing as I no longer -sound- Dutch to some Dutchies, I have an front row view of how differently they treat you when you're "not from there" (Which I am actually.)

What a weird day on the Bluesky app to be born and raised Dutch.

ik hier jou fokaas beeich

>Wins battle royale >Dramatic scene about the trauma and hardships of war veterans >Floss dance

That one superweird moment after surgery:

Nope haha it's similar, but this one is mine (Not that we don't share clothes sometimes, but this one is legit mine)

South Park Lan Party

Playing Fallout on a Sunday

What's your favorite music? When I get spooked, I go over all the music I like and make a playlist for anything. You don't even have to fully play each song. Get your mind off things for a while and let it deal in the background. It will be better with time. Hang in there, anon 🙏🏻

Thank you!!

Thank you 🙏🏻 We have a family saying that goes "you get used to not getting used to it"

Hii ❤️ I'm taking the 10M. In our new superfancy place there are barely doors anyway. And in other places, it's how I herald my arrival. Be ready, world

The people are direct. Very direct. Insultingly direct. Would ask you why are so much fatter than last time. Or bump into you in shops and make it your fault for not "hurrying up". Or how any type of self-expression is at least a little frowned upon. "Normal is silly enough" they say. It breaks me.

I'm not sharing all of them haha But I like how she'll be very engrossed in a stroy beat in Genshin and after 10min she'll go "okay, that's enough, shut up" and speedrun the dialogue. Both of us having ADHD makes things relatable lol

It's difficult to pick one specific thing, but the Natural History Museum in Norman ranks high. As does Philbrook in Tulsa, or the Oklahoma City Museum Of Art

As someone who is allergic to pineapple: No. As someone with some Italian heritage: Also no, but angrier

Resharing bc it's a bit of a day ngl.link/hiyinx2

Expert beat youtu.be/1dSlgq0nHF4?...