Just heard ‘Hang Me Up To Dry’ by Cold War Kids on the NFL coverage. Had forgotten that track existed! Banger!

Every time that Persil advert with Molly Mae comes on…

I didn’t have Kimmich down as a whiny little bitch. Who knew?

It's 2025 and I've had to dig the Wii U out of the loft to play Windwaker HD because Nintendo won't just do a fucking port.

How I sleep knowing Declan Rice plays for my football club.

What the utter fuck is Van Dijk complaining about for the Liverpool penalty?! Is it the refs fault he decided to try and spike it like a volleyball player?!

Declan Rice is comfortably a £200 million player.

Are we genuinely the best team in the world right now?

Fuck you Neuer and your “sweeper keeper”. Eat a dick!

Madueke!!!! What a ball by Cala!!!

Feel sorry for Myles. A tough game to come into and try and get up to the level required.

Get Myles off. Olise has him on skates.

Can’t we clone that ref who looks like Trossard? He always seems to be decent. This cunt tonight…

Myles starting show why Cala is starting every week. Time for the midfield move for the young lad.

Two good sides who have mostly cancelled each other out. We need more from our attackers in the second half. All a bit pedestrian from them so far.

Laimer has played Saka about as well as anyone. Has done really well against him, annoyingly.

A great goal, but Myles has to do better there.

Timber!!! Set Piece FC, we are so back!!!

Loves a CL goal does our Deckers!

As always, I wish Mikel would rotate more when we have a chance. Not saying I wanted 11 changes, but we could have comfortably done 5 or 6 and still put out a very good side. How many FAFO moments will he need before he realises he has a squad to pick from?

That Max Dowman goal just shows that him playing at that level is utterly pointless now. He's just so far beyond youth level that it serves no purpose outside of fitness and form. Needs to be playing senior football.

Digging out @zackpolanski.bsky.social during the budget speech. Rachel Reeves missed something else that is getting bigger under him. Green Party membership.

If Kemi Badenoch/Mel Stride don't start their follow up to the budget with "I'd like to thank the OBR for an advanced copy of the chancellors statement" then they're really missing a trick.

Hahahaha. The OBR have just dropped the budget before Rachel Reeves has even delivered it. Omnishambles continues.

Contempt of court being committed by the US government. I thought Republicans were all "law and order is king".

Why do we never shut down idiots like Redwood when they talk about drilling for more oil and gas and it being some sort of panacea for high bills?! Anything extracted (which would be an insignificant amount to affect global pricing) gets sold on the global market, so has no impact domestically.

They have a lot of days off protesting for people who don't take days off...

Just saw a "farmer" called Cameron Kinch (who apparently was on Big Brother?!) moaning about having to pay proper tax. Quick Google search... Oh, look, his family bought a farm for £6.7 million earlier this year. Grifting cunts.

Glenn Hoddle is almost as bad a pundit as he is a person.

This is why I struggle to take the Wilt era seriously. He was about 2 feet taller than everyone else in the league at the time.

“Wanted to make people smile”. Bullshit. These fuckers are trying to Whamaggedon everyone! Nice try, fuckos!

Chelsea vs Barcelona, is it?

Have the celebration police been after us for this yet?

Attempting this until I inevitably forget... Day One - Father Of The Bride First and I think one of the only times I ever went to the cinema with the whole family (my folks are not "film people").

How is that a red card?! I don’t even think it was a yellow. United are STILL bribing refs.

“I’m not saying we couldn’t afford it,” said the Labour voter, “but there would be a deep sense of unease and unfairness.” Diddums.

Exactly why I was so desperate for us to sign him. He gives us something we just don't get from others in the squad (maybe Gyokeres). He's a direct 10.

Just seen big Gabi’s Instagram post. Elite trolling. Lovely.

Confit Sweetheart Cabbage. Elite roast dinner side.

Side note. Spurs. What an absolute shower of cowards. Grim, pissant football. Deserved to lose by more for being such a pathetic bunch of cowardly cretins.

I drew North London

6 points clear. Smashing the scum from down the road. Do Sundays get any better?

“Feels like the right time for Eze to step up.” Absolute kings performance!

Go for the fucking throat in the second half. They have absolutely nothing.

When you switch over to Eurosport wondering what pish they’re showing;

Morgan Rogers is some player.

Bench starting to look stronger now we’re getting a few players back. Hope Madueke and Martinelli can pick up where they left off prior to their injuries. Big game for Hincapie. Feels like the right time for Eze to step up.

Biggest NLD in years, tomorrow.