Arsenal release a new merch range. So, Saka is out for the season.

One thing I do like about Anthony Gordon is his work rate. He works his arse off in every game I see him in.

AD and Trae will be fun for the 19 minutes they stay healthy on the court together.

"Declan Rice needs saving from himself as Arsenal star faces huge World Cup risk" says Andy Dunn at The Mirror. Yeah, fuck off. Arsenal > England. Every. Single. Time. I'd rather he took the summer off.

The mood;

I am crying

LinkedIn Rosenior sounds fucking insane.

Paul Scholes to Gary Neville later pointing at his toes when they’re both frustrated watching the highlights.

Paul Merson, the Chelsea fan, calling it like it is. Chelsea didn’t even try and win. Yet another side wanting to not get battered.

Stick this Arsenal team in Serie A in the early 90s and they call it a masterclass.

HAHAHA HAVE THAT YOU CUNTS

Yyyyeeesssss!!!! Gary Neville in the fucking mud!!!!!

Gary Neville to Saudi sponsors he swore he’d never take a penny from.

Carmy at the pass in ‘Review’.

“Natural contact”. I assume the VAR thought that on Epstein Island when he was there too.

Joao Pedro has been excellent for Chelsea.

“Cole Palmer was made for moments like this”. He’s scored about two non-penalty goals in about a year.

Cole Palmer let’s his imaginary friend cut his hair.

When Tom Daley shows up on another reality show.

I literally just heard Neville groan in disappointment at Fernandes’ miss. What the fuck are Sky even doing any more…

Whenever you give in and buy a new FIFA.

Gary Neville is going to be fucking RAGING if we score first. And then he’ll be apocalyptic to realise we’re 2-0 up on aggregate.

We have to try Eze from the left. The game passes him by when he is central. Shame we then don’t have an Odegaard or Nwaneri to play centrally if you do move him wide. Havertz for Eze the obvious choice and go for the faux 4-4-2 is my guess (I’d swap Havertz for Martinelli and shift Eze though).

Well… the less said about that load of pish, the better. Wow.

This daft cunt seems to have completely forgotten we’ve started with a one goal lead already. Staggering.

There is fucking ACRES behind Caicedo when he pushes up. Eze needs to find that space and fast.

It’s getting to a point where I refuse to believe that Gary Neville doesn’t have a brain injury. It’s like he’s forgotten how football matches are actually played.

Madueke straight into Cucarella, cos he knows he’s a cunt.

The crowd is a bit… flat…

Amazed Cucarella doesn’t spend his time fearful of rakes on the ground to find the time to dive.

Not surprised by that line up considering it’s a semi final. But picking Kepa over Raya in this situation seems rather odd when you’re otherwise full strength. Wonder if Kepa is very much the cup keeper no matter what.

They’re fourth in net spend in the last five years and of those three teams, only Arsenal are ahead of them in the league. The silly bald twat is losing it.

Bazball claims another victim.

Funny, that...

Looking at the fixtures and wondering if the lads could sneak in a week of warm weather training in Dubai from Feb 13th to 20th (or a week longer if we play the kids/reserves in the FA Cup game vs Wigan)

Former lead of parks taking over as CEO, is it?

"We'll knock 5p off a pint by starving children" is quite the standpoint towards dealing with poverty.

Another relatable post for the masses from The Times.

I can't tell if Paul Scholes, the most boring man on the planet, calling Arsenal boring is worrying, because he'd know exactly what boring is, or just worth brushing off due to his opinion on everything being so, well, boring.

With this in mind, I think he’ll go with… Raya White Gabriel Saliba Calafiori Zubimendi Rice Havertz Madueke Gyokeres Eze

90 minutes away from a trip to Wembley. If you don’t think Arteta is going full strength with that on the line tonight, you’re mad.

Everyone who isn’t Arsenal wants City to win as because everyone outside of the City cycle knows they’re a bunch of cheats so holds zero value in any of their success. We all do it other seasons when proper clubs have a chance to win it all.

Pep acting like a cunt in his post match interview. If that was Arteta…

Thanks, Spurs. Now fuck all the way off.

Absolute fucking losers.

Everything about Spurs is just fucking pathetic. Proper loser mentality just permeates through the club from top to bottom.

Albatross Death Cult

Police horses;

First Arsenal game that I won’t be watching today, so you’re welcome/sorry in advance.