Handbags! #rydercup

Someone tell the Sky sports commentators they don't have to keep apologising for 'any bad language you may have heard'. It's 10pm in the UK. Swearing is allowed on TV? 🤷🏻‍♂️ #rydercup

🎶🎵🎶 Denim and leather Brought us all together 🎶🎵🎶

@apiln.bsky.social Bleak story about a proper horrid man - INCREDIBLE pictures to illustrate. www.kentonline.co.uk/medway/news/...

Flying from Ireland to London today (for Talksport and the #VFTLLIVE event - sohotheatre.com/book-online/13…. But flying was more like sailing, as the plane skimmed along atop a sea of cloud. Beautiful.

Linford Christie could hold the 100m British record but he could never be leader of the Lib Dems. Find you a man who could do both

Fitzpatrick? Oh dear. Just give USA the point now #rydercup

Now that he's died please can we no longer pretend we have to pronounce Menzies as 'Ming' (RIP)

Customer has chosen a colour called Haunting Hue @followhuw.bsky.social

Beautiful day. So nice to be working outside in this weather. Listening to the sounds of birds, crickets, grasshoppers and deafening chainsaws and petrol strimmers

Not much golf/Ryder Cup chat on my feed

"Remember me?" - "Erm, not sure. Your face does seem familiar" - "I'm the one who had your baby's eyes" - "Ah right. Yes. Got you"

Someone* somewhere is greatly overestimating how much we need to hear from Wayne Rooney *(It's Wayne Rooney's agent)

Keir Starmer confidently demonstrates how these new ID cards will work

Trying to explain about Peter Thiel and Palantir to my parents whilst we're talking about ID cards and realising that I sound completely insane, but it's all true, it's all public: it's just never on the news.

England's Environment Agency went to just 13% of serious pollution incidents, relied on water companies who may be responsible for the pollution. EA downgraded the environmental impact of more than 1,000 incidents initially rated as serious without a second look. Licence to pollute.

Aktuelle Allgäuer Schuhmode😁🤭 In diesem Sinne einen heiteren guten Morgen und einen schönen Tag☕☔🫶

We just need Starmerism without Starmer (we don't)

Pearl Jam tried to warn us about Ticketmaster 25 years ago .......

I never understood how bands and musicians got away with singing songs about drugs because drugs are illegal

Ceefax was the best thing the BBC has ever done

One of my favourite shows. Could tell people were sound if they liked Spaced (another show like that was Round the Twist)

Young people say rising bills stopping them moving out. Low wages, insecure jobs and high cost of living. High rents and property prices; water and energy bills, council tax and insurance. Little chance of savings. No govt curbs profiteering.

'Concert Hall', Queen's Hall, Langham Place (1929) by Sybil Andrews (Glenbow Museum)

The piss tank on the ISS tracker can't always be 69% full

Excuse me 🤨🧐

RIP Claudia Cardinale

you're the last full-size chip in the bag

30 years ago today: Tony Yeboah uncorks The Finest Thunderbastard In The History Of Thunderbastards.

Apple have an advert on YouTube that's over 9 minutes long. You can skip it but even so 🫨

Autumn days when the grass is jewelled

The problem with the Arena season is that to my cynical brain it’s saying “look at all the great programmes we used to make”

Tuesday.

Why are the American president's claims about autism the first item on British news bulletins? He's not our president, the advice doesn't apply here and he's not presented any evidence to support his assertions. So why spread these claims? What make this the biggest story in the UK?

My issue with football clubs doing Men's Mental Health awareness is football is the problem a lot of the time

Get your arses up pls x

rapture thighs around my face, girl. i'm ready to meet god

All pets are emotional support animals.

Uh, I'll hold it. Thanks.

I don't think that little penguin was particularly happy to be in the ball pool tbqhwy

3D depiction of rainfall distribution across Great Britain. England is a very dry place: London gets as much rain as Jerusalem. With climate change, the south will need to prepare for even more acute water shortages.

Hares are rabbits who are good at basketball

Good morning Monday what’s for breakfast?

Any Mayan end of the world prophecies due soon? Asking for a friend

Fair play to whoever at Arsenal FC chose Tears for Fears 'Everybody wants to rule the world' to play over the tannoy at the end of the match. A welcome change from Neil Diamond or Free From Desire 😩