Tadej Pogačar 🇸🇮 is the World Champion again! 😍🥇🌈👏 #Kigali2025

So many people complaining about Pogacar making the sport boring. Are they watching the same thing as me? I guess if you don’t like watching history being made then maybe you should give up watching. I’ve followed this sport for 40 years and I’m loving it.

Had my first lie in for months. I’ve just woken up and it’s gone 10am. Bliss.

John Dick

What’s your sign?

Have some Victorian engineering porn. *Rubs thighs at the brickwork*

[Brian Butterfield voice] American

In my latest middle class news, I ate far too much spinach falafel today.

I lost it at “FUCKING KYLE!” #caturday

Here’s a photo of my cat trying to catch a bubble. You’re welcome.

Good morning and welcome to week 19 of 52 od our 52 week challenge. Today finds me of to Llandudno on a coach trip. The last memorable coach trip you have been on been on? School, club or holiday? #Challenge52

If you see this, post a bridge.

We’ve just moved into an old house where the carpet underlay seems to consist entirely of copies of the Times 1965-1970, and it’s kind of reassuring to find the headlines (arms sales to Israel, teachers’ strike, rows about some MP calling another MP a drunken buffoon) are so utterly relatable

Going into school this morning to explain why my likely autistic teenager only manages 3-4 days a week at school. Think I’m going to have to explain what autistic burnout is. Fingers crossed this school is more understanding/helpful than the last one.

EDs can be symptoms of #autistic & #ADHD #burnout. Please can @skinnock.bsky.social read #EdRes on #schooldistress & the negative impacts of school #attendance on NDs? Please can schools be made safe, #inclusive & #neuro-affirming? www.ucl.ac.uk/news/2025/ju... researchfeatures.com/wp-content/u...

Share your favourite black and white movie

@infernal-imp.bsky.social they posted it on their socials. 😂

This request came in and I thought, I'd give it a go. Not a tour, just book a couple of nights in a tiny club and have a go at it. I think getting the audience to gently row about trivial opinions could be fun. Anyway - grab a ticket. Tufnell Park. www.designmynight.com/london/bars/...

Oh, I like Elsie. She sounds fun

Is this rapture related? www.nationthailand.com/blogs/news/g...

Oh, @nedboulting.bsky.social 😢 So many memories. youtu.be/RjFk6H-dTWQ?...

People say "autism never used to exist" and then you go to the Natural History Museum and the exhibit has a caption like "Born in 1762, The Revd [name] was famously irascible, steadfast in his routine, and dedicated his life to collecting 25,000 rare beetle specimens".

I was right.

I got asked by the local dog groomers if my little one would like to be a model for some ‘colouring’. I figured it would be a laugh. She’s been there four hours now and I’ve not heard a thing. She’s gonna come back like some sort of raver poodle isn’t she?

Remco Evenepoel’s palmares at the ITT Worlds is insane 🔥 2️⃣0️⃣1️⃣9️⃣ 🥈 2️⃣0️⃣2️⃣1️⃣ 🥉 2️⃣0️⃣2️⃣2️⃣ 🥉 2️⃣0️⃣2️⃣3️⃣ 🥇 2️⃣0️⃣2️⃣4️⃣ 🥇 2️⃣0️⃣2️⃣5️⃣ 🥇

I have a problem. My teeth will not thank me for this.

Absolutely beautiful

Ffs. I have to do an early morning training session tomorrow, which has to be recorded for many people to use. I always get verbal diarrhoea when I’m being recorded. 😩

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Favourite 10 comedies (no particular order) Blackadder Absolutely Fabulous Drop the Dead Donkey The Thick of It Early Doors Red Dwarf Friends Detectorists Will & Grace Cheers

What movie do you consider "perfect"?

I once spent about 10 hours trying to name all 50 states of the U.S., got to 49 and that last one had turned into a mission I was unwilling to let go. Mr Rows took one quick look at my list and said, ‘You forgot Maryland’. I nearly filed for divorce.

I'm going to start swallowing Lego minifig heads and then photographing my turds

You know, I think I can see a way around this

That due to social media everyone now seems to have a maximum 30 second attention span, which is dumbing down future generations.

I just walked up to a guy at work and said, “Hey Glen?” and he said, “It’s Glenn,” and I have no idea how he knows I missed the second, silent N.

🇪🇸 O Gran Camiño first to bar 🇮🇱 Israel-Premier Tech in wake of Vuelta protests 📄 www.domestiquecycling.com/en/news/o-gr... 📸 Cor Vos

The dilemma faced by every adolescent growing up in a religious household

If two bodies exert forces on each other, they become hopelessly devoted. - Newton-John's Third Law Of Motion

17 just mentioned that he’s had to kill quite a few large house spiders in the last week, so now I have to burn the house down.

Five pleasures in life: Hearing my teenagers laughing Walking dogs on an autumnal beach Playing practical jokes on Mr Rows Listening to a storm Watching a bike race

Possibly my greatest Wordle achievement.

Better than I thought tbh

@sentimentbot.bsky.social go for it.

Unnecessary, relevant, calendar & diarrhoea.

Everyone remember this one?

Here's the bit in question, if you're at all interested:

Times births column today