It’s the shock on their faces that cracks me up. Americans are brainwashed by nationalist propaganda from birth.

My phone generated a photo album called like "loving memories" with a photo of me and my partner at dinner as the cover, and when I opened it it was just various pizzas I've eaten over the last few years with sentimental music.

As we head into the festive season, a little reminder to the meat eaters that pigs-in-blankets toad-in-the-hole is one of the most delicious food ever. Here’s one I made last year

It's that time of the year innit. It's sentimental... As always, proceeds from sales of White Wine In The Sun over the Christmas period go to Aspect (Autism Spectrum Australia). ❤️ Thank you for listening, sharing and supporting this important organisation over the years. youtu.be/x1rw1fx170s?...

I cut some fresh chillies for the Arrabbiata I'm making and then tried to put my contact lenses in, gang.

It is a bitter cold frost today. Dined alone with my wife today with great content, my house being quite clean from top to bottom.

My mum had an IT panic this morning as she'd managed to lock herself out of her laptop. What she'd managed to do is so difficult to do as a human that the Microsoft support forum post starts "Congratulations" 🙄🤦🏻‍♂️

I went in for a sand castle contest. I received a ball point pen as a consolation prize.

If you stamp on his foot his wig flips up.

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And someone else is watching The X Files, without headphones.

Someone on the bus is having a chippy tea. I fucking hate buses. This is my first one in about 15 years.

Good morning Bluesky.

Again, eggs are graded on weight, not size. A large egg just weighs more. And large eggs come from older birds, so if you want to slaughter them younger, buy medium eggs, like the fuckwitt says.

This is Teena. She has heard your cotton ball jokes and is not impressed. 12/10 (IG: bichon_punta)

A personal nightmare: someone discovers my typo 338 years later.

Here are my top 10 Labrador Retrievers of all time!

We're sorry to bother you at a time like this, Mrs Twice. We would have come earlier, but your husband wasn't dead then. #PoliceSquad

Mick is one of the best humans, actors and writers I have ever known and he deserves all the help you can give him! www.gofundme.com/f/xy992z-kee...

Does this mean they’re not as good as Hot Tips?

If there is a God and any of you speak to him, can you tell him I said ‘thanks’ for dogs?

I thought this was going to turn into a story needing its own True Crime Netflix series, but no. This is quite something. metro.co.uk/2025/11/18/w...

Woman’s just walked into this charity shop with a basket of Christmas greenery to donate, saying loudly to her companion “well not when your son-in-law’s a paedophile”

An armada of clouds hovers above the insomniac sea. A kettle speaks to an unmoved kitchen. Leaves finally carry out their threats of suicide. Direct Debits leap from your bank. A milkman is heartbroken by a letter from a postman. One side of your bed remains pristine. It is Monday, it is Monday.

Oh my

I love mashups and this is one of the best. I like my sugar with coffee and cream youtu.be/wPIm1NnmVCc?...

The photos are a delight; the captions, delicious.

At the

If you see this post a bird

I bet Tindersticks would be at home here.

This is why Horrible Histories was so brilliant.

"Hello, yes? Yes, it is an emergency. I've accidentally..."

Gary Lineker: "This is the mistake the BBC makes. The BBC tries to appease the people that hate the BBC, rather than worrying about the people that love the BBC."

Good morning and happy Sunday 🐴 🥰

From the past. A look back to on this day 10th November with our farmily of farm animals & friends

Seems like this car's been on this hill forever.

This just made me laugh :)

Seeing Garbage on what they called the final night of their tour (they had one a few days later in their home town) was an amazing birthday present to myself - Loved them for over 30 years <3

Saturday morning ritual - I get up and say morning to my teens, who are still in bed, until at least 1pm. Went in to 15’s room to find him missing. Just checked Life360 and he’s apparently on a bus going somewhere. Absolutely no idea. 😂

😂 Spot on

Our Director joined a Teams call yesterday just as I was saying the words, ‘haemorrhoid cream’. Thanks @safers.bsky.social for the itchy tattoo advice.

I’m supposed to be getting out of bed but I can’t.

Fesshole Live is on tour - tickets available for Liverpool, Leicester and Leeds. Plus, we’re going to Sweden (Malmö, Göteborg, Stockholm) and running Anon Opin shows in London and Leicester. https://sites.google.com/view/fesshole

If you’d like even more people to see these lovingly hand-curated postcards and their messages, remember: likes are lovely but re-posting costs nothing and spreads the thing like a benign virus. Or something. Cheers, T.

And while we’re proselytising, why not give The Ghost a follow? Cheers, T.

Dear Hilda Am having a good time, my tongue has not stopped.

Good morning. Welcome to Week 25 or our 52 week challenge. It was nice to have a few newbies joining in the challenge last week. This leads to this week's question. A word that has entered into common parlance that you use, like or dislike? (For example newbie, hollibobs, etc) #Challenge52

It’ll always be Newman for me but Gable had the ultimate bedroom eyes.