How come when I call someone a faggot I'm a homophobe but when they do it they're a homophone

Very drunk ama before I pass out

Yesterday the best song in the world was Into The Ocean by Blue October

All of this If you're writing on substack I ain't reading

Today is going to suck balls work wise but I did walk the dog first thing so that was nice

Rees is a very angry man #Taskmaster

Today the best song in the world is We Haven't Turned Around by Gomez

Five days later and phase one is done See you in four days

I think this is how I find out Mindles is really Mrs Edna

Lads lads lads It's Andy Burnham-on-Sea

If I was an alien I'd simply not drool on people #AlienEarth

The longer you look at this the less sense it makes

Today the best song in the world is Brighter Than The Dark by Turin Brakes

Rob Liefeld is the bizarro Quentin Tarantino

Can't stop thinking about that video of the bloke spoon feeding a pig wearing a top hat and sunglasses while a chicken looks on

With the introduction of a robot I'm afraid Only Murders In The Building may have jumped the shark #OMITB #OnlyMurdersInTheBuilding

Today the best song in the world is Kingdoms Of Rain by Soulsavers

I can't be raptured, I've not farted down a megaphone yet

The old lady who lived in a shoe is the same old lady who swallowed a fly Such a tragic life #RIPOldLady #Swallowdeeznuts

More like crapture #fuckitsend

Deadie Bird

the adventures of floaty dog

Under the moonlight, you see a sight that almost stops your heart

Waitrose

Guys, what if this is heaven?

We're all going to be feeling silly tomorrow when we discover the rapture is just the lead singer from Ultravox trying out a different style of music.

If you asked me what my favourite type of stone was I'd say I was mostly

Today one of the lads (TM) was off on some weird tangent about how much he loves eating pussy and how you'll never beat the taste of pussy and I said I didn't know about that as I REALLY like the taste of Kinder Eggs

I'm worried the rotors on the helicopters on Skycards are spinning the wrong way

What's that? It's 2025 and blogs are dead? Eat my shit and hair zeitgeist I'm bringing the blog back

Today the best song in the world is You Look Like Rain by Morphine

Should have took his fucking rod license youtu.be/V3RlWbzU8Hw?...

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Just gone into the toilets as the CEO came out, always awkward anyway but fuck me he had done the stinkiest shit know to man AND I didn't hear no hand dryer on my approach the dirty fucking rotter hadn't washed his hands

*me introducing my partner to my family who are all timepieces* This is my grandfather clock and my nanna who is a sundial

Parklife by Blur. Like watching your mum do blackface.

Today the best song in the world is Playground Love by Air

Just went to add someone to TYC and it's the the plunge out of Two and a Half Men Deeply unserious country

Happy birthday tree!

Today the best song in the world is Shorley Wall by Ooberman

Who up polishing they rocks?

FTAO Plane Nerds, there's a B52 out over Swindon #Skycards #Planenerds

Street circuits are shit #SkyF1 #F1

As middle aged man with intrusive thoughts I frankly deserve a medal for not clambering over this

@terryleopard.bsky.social I've had a calendar reminder for me to ask you about your stuffed box So how's your stuffed box looking?

Today the best song in the world is Goddess On A Hiway by Mercury Rev

I genuinely want a pair of specs like Roy Cropper and this upsets me a little #Corrie

I love this man, he has this ability to live in sentences that have never existed in the infinite universes before and just mention it in passing

There isnt an F in bath, there's at least two of them

Yeah I'm Anti Fa Anti Facking Idiots