He's named Ashley Banjo after an unfortunate sex incident #Strictly

You when I tell you I'm going to make your man watch me fuck your da

1996 Courtney Love

I DID NOT buy these Everyone say well done Edna

Blackpool is the most depressing place in the UK and I grew up in a dying market town where the most exciting thing to do was heroin #Strictly

Today the best song in the world is all of them, all 365, not quite 26 hours of them prozacandwhimsy.co.uk/2025/11/14/t...

I should probably explain why the icon for Prozac and Whimsy is Skeletor with eyes I won't but I should

It's half ten on a Friday evening why wouldn't I be blogging about the project that has dominated my life for the past 12 months?

Paging @jenbren.bsky.social Is there any truth in this?

This is painfully shit I'd donate my life savings to stop it right now #ChildrenInNeed #CIN

Today the best song in the world is No Surface All Feeling by Manic Street Preachers

Me as a therapist: Have you considered being a twat online?

FUCK OFF JOE WILKINSON YOU SELL OUT SHIT CUNT

If you like Phil, and how can you not? You must MUST listen to his And Anna Thomas' Early Worms podcast It's beautifully unhinged and frankly hilarious #Taskmaster

I like my women how I like my pauses Pregnant

Today the best song in the world is Yes by McAlmont & Butler

Number of Kinder eggs = 6 Number of Batmen = 0

God fucking dammit!

The sequel we really deserved

LOOK AT MY NEW DAPS!

I get really turned on when something major is happening and I'm not there But then again I am Fomosexual

Because your D Dyslexic Your I inteligent Your S Successfull Your C Consciencious Your O Outragous

Today the best song in the world is Stay Together by Suede

I know I'm all of y'alls dirty little secret

Joe Wilkinson is just a cunt isn’t he

The thing about microwaving frogs is they always die and you have to buy a new microwave each time as the clean up is disgusting

I get really turned on when people wave at me But then again I am byesexual

Have I just eaten three kinder eggs trying to get a wee playmobil Batman?

I'd genuinely watch this

I'm in this post and I don't like it

Today the best song in the world is Olympian by Gene

GUY WHO HEARS JAMES BOND BUT THINKS THAT'S KEVIN JAMES: So what if he grew huge tits since the last one. What's the big deal.

I am truly sorry for the lack of offence this post may have caused I going to give myself a period of self reflection and shall try harder in the future

Bitches belong in the kitchen not online

The one thing I miss from twitter is everyone chastising some random who dared to tweet at 11:00 on 11/11 If I can get signal and can remember, I'm willing to skeet something problematic because I'm the hero you deserve AND need right now

the woman i married is pretty average and she cares for pregnant women and new mothers shes a MIDwife 😭

Training Day is not a good film

Today the best song in the world is Cure For Pain by Morphine

These are amazing and as ever fuck future me

Today the best song in the world is Only You by Portishead

A new challenger appears

Which one is betterer?

Was driving while the silence was ongoing and loudly declared someone to be a cunt when they cut me up 0 respects out of 10

Well they do call it menstruation for a reason

See if they got that depressing bugle to play gangnam style instead maybe id like remembrance Sunday

Today the best song in the world is Choose To Live by Reef