Slight tangent but when I worked at an agri dealership delivering stuff to farms, one of next gen farmers was looking to "diversify" and do stag do type of things like quad biking or paintballing He'd never listen to my genius idea to combine them into one activity

I used to operate the saws in a factory, one night they made a loud clanky noise so I went and peered through the glass into the unit that contained them and one of the blades came loose and went clean through the wall a foot or so away from me We didn't put it in the accident book as I was "fine"

Buy my stuff! So I can make more stuff and sell that and then make more stuff! prozacandwhimsy.etsy.com

A tale in two stories

Bad brain day today folks Struggled to leave the house all day But I have listened to Infernal Love on repeat for eight hours so it's not been a total loss .

Ferbruary #oldknees

Right I "can't" make any more mugs until I've sold some of what I've already got kicking around ... but I really want to make this so BUY MY THINGS! prozacandwhimsy.etsy.com

I've also got this sub standard effort if someone wants to wang a fiver at me to cover postage

More mugging from me and possibly the dumbest one yet prozacandwhimsy.etsy.com/listing/4450...

I have corrected the number of Pugs

I'm quite drunk but this seems very funny right now

I have a very weird and very specific urge to watch Cannon ball Run 2

I don't know what is even real anymore

40 40 40 fucking different designs and brain still goes brrrrrr Please buy something the house is full of mugs (And then I can make some more)

I bought this mug from @theednawatkins.bsky.social You could buy one too 🙂

On this day, 2 years ago. I sat in bed and said to myself, 'Why haven't you finally made that compilation of Jim McDonald from Coronation Street, absolutely battering people to Motörhead? So I did.' Enjoy! It will forever be my greatest contribution to society.

Absolutely fuck awful band Survived by a nonce and a brexit cunt

Full restock and some more additions to boot. There's 40 different designs now and my brain still won't stop www.etsy.com/uk/shop/Proz...

Yay or nay?

When I was a kid they had to stagger the buses at hometime to stop kids from different villages WHO WENT TO THE SAME SCHOOL from fighting each other

Another happy customer!

If you'd like to be Sir Lord Alan Sugar' next business partner please feed yourself face first into a wood chipper ##TheApprentice

The one saving grace of The Apprentice is at least Alan Sugar won't end up as Prime Minister The stupid brillopad headed cunt #TheApprentice

Join us for series 19 of The Apprentice where celebrity spiv Alan Sugar, yes the amstrad cunt, is once again suprised that the type of people who want to work for him are insufferable fucking idiots #TheApprentice

As well as selling mugs to mask my fairly obvious mental illness I also have a blog as if it's still 2005 where I pretend I'm writing about music when really I'm writing about just how fucking ill I am And I keep forgetting to change the thumbnail but it also makes me laugh prozacandwhimsy.co.uk

I think it might be around payday? January sucks and valentines is coming up Luckily I have store full of quirky ways of showing your love or cheering yourself up as long as it involves mugs Some of them have eggs on, some have ducks, one has the Queen on www.etsy.com/uk/shop/Proz...

I wrote this this morning it's not an easy read but it's about a fucking brilliant album at the very least

Example number eighty twelve of why I love the Safe⁩s and despite spending considerable time in their company and at their actual house I'm still not convinced they are actually really real people

Steve is a very wise man. You should follow him

I've had some Marmite on toast and a nap and feel a little better More people should follow my lifestyle choices.

One of my favourite hills I'm willing to die on is that it should be illegal to display pizza vertically in stores. Like properly illegal Straight to jail behaviour

It's lunch time, it's Thursday and I know it is Thursday as I had to google it. This one is a hard read, so please take this as a trigger warning this discusses ideation and depression as well as a truly brilliant album

SHAGGY: what did the vet say you have SCOOBY DOO: rabies SHAGGY: zoinks i didn’t even know you could get pregnant

Having the wool pulled over your eyes sounds really cosy

Woke up with Bat For Lashes in my head so that's nice

It is too early, life is too short and I am too tired for such fuckery Blocklist goes brrrrrr

SHOOP SHOOP DA WHOOP

I hate football with a burning rage BUT Benfica used to have a goalie called Quim and I REALLY wanted his top.

This is some illuminati shit right here!

I really need to go back to work don't I?

What the fuck is my life part..... oh who the fuck knows at this point

Happy?

He's about to put a used tampon under a microscope, just checking no one's followed him

What the fuck is my life part 2

What the fuck is my life ?

Oh this is far too much fun vm.tiktok.com/ZNRAFbUMf/

*Sigh* I'm on the Tiktoks now vm.tiktok.com/ZNRALnmRd/

I'm having a tired day after yesterday's mania and the postie has just delivered this from the lovely @jaffne.bsky.social who you all follow immediately

That seems like a lot of characters left, like too many maybe?

weird how when they needed to cast a smug bellend in the big bang theory, a show about smug bellends, they had wil wheaton play himself