Football is a cunts game

I cannot stop thinking about this

I know someone who shagged Roy Walker (off of Catchphrase) and declared he was 'hung like a fucking racehorse'. That quote will stay with me forever

I really want to see jus how big Fearn' cock is

I was that tired and headachey when I got home from work I had a sit down piss and almost fell asleep on the crapper

Bert and Ernie should have their own show. I don't want to have to watch Sesame Street to see what they're up to. I'm not 5

I think the problem with the Rock is that the Rock still thinks he’s really cool while John Cena realized that he’s a ridiculous human being and did interesting things with that and Batista realized he was a ridiculous human being and decided to become Daniel Day Louis

Please buy a mug or as many mugs as you can and support and encourage my absolute nonsense behaviour prozacandwhimsy.etsy.com

Celebrate people's art while they are alive Tell them how much you love their weird shit, recommend that one film/song/whatever you dig to everyone and anyone Life is short don't wait until it's too late

Him being an arsehole all his life and then his killing him would be frankly beautiful

If you come at me with shit head energy, I will respond in kind. If you approach me gently, like you would with an insane animal, I will reward you with Unlimited Access. Take notice, and learn .

Given the amount of that type of Yank with an opinion cropping up today to tell us all about soccerball or how we should feel about politicians we’ve never heard of or give a fuck about, I think this needs another airing

When weirdos go on about "biological sex" and gametes and that shit it's just pure dork behaviour, nerd shit for utter losers that should never be encouraged

Few new things on the store, including this beauty that's bound to bring you good luck and fortune Please buy something, I need fun tokens prozacandwhimsy.etsy.com/listing/4536...

They keep playing the Scouse cat on the radio youtu.be/LPyeS5uoCH0?...

Then Piers Morgan 🙏

Kelvin Mackenzie next please 🙏

@therealmcgack.bsky.social Happy Birthday Sugartits!

I am so fucking tired of being told I must respect somebodies dogshit opinion because it is "political". I am not a fucking politician, this is not a Parliamentary debate, I do not in fact have to respect anybody or their opinions.

Like seriously they are flawless live and they were on the forest stage and I got all a bit emotional it felt proper fucking special youtu.be/tWfqpCYy4Q8?...

I've been at 2000 Trees today, seen many bands and had a marvellous time however Slag were and are something truly special and I will be seeing them again ASAP

'Don't speak ill of the dead' is a saying made up by bad people scared of no longer being protected by libel law. Have at them.

Anyone even trying to defend the evil harrridan can get to fuck Second only to Thatcher

Show a bit of respect, Josh Widdecombe has just lost his mother.

Condolences to her son Josh.

Bluesky coming together to celebrate the death of a grade A cunt really warms the cockles.

Ann's dead Ann's dead Widdecombe's dead Her soul is heading downstairs With the speed of a warhead

Bonnie Tyler died 😔 Totally no blips from her heart.

Alexis Petridis summing up everything that's magnificent about Total Eclipse of the Heart. www.theguardian.com/music/2026/j...

Bonnie Bye-ler

Gonnie Tyler www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

How strong is that fan?!?

ITS TODAY ITS TODAY!

I need five more people to block me to hit the magic 666

Cunts one and all

Louise Lesser

Wanna feel old? Today is Avril Lavigne’s 54th birthday. Good lord.

And now am I allowed to admit I assumed USMNT stood for United States Mutant Ninja Turtles

I think the only saving grace the yank footballing soccer team have is that Trump isn't quite at "have the lot of them executed" levels of tyrant yet

No wonder they lost, they had Mickey Mouse in goal

I don't know what a Simon Jordan is but using context clues imma say he's a cunt

Everything reminds me of him* *Hemmingway

FTAO @theblueststar.bsky.social

Might just start counting Canadians as Yanks for listing purposes