Y a ceux qui prendraient un avion D'autres qui s'enfermeraient chez eux Les yeux fermés Toi, qu'est-ce que tu ferais? Toi, qu'est-ce que tu ferais? Y en a qui voudraient revoir la mer D'autres qui voudraient encore faire l'amour Une dernière fois Toi, tu ferais quoi?

Are you team Morph or team Chas? I'm team Chas.

Choose the form of the Destructor.

The bollocks game is simple. In a group of people, eg in a classroom. The 1st person whispers "bollocks" super quietly. The 2nd a bit louder, & so on, until someone chickens out, you're all yelling, or the teacher goes ballistic and puts the entire class in detention for a solid month. I'll start

www.maptap.gg April 28 98🎯 89🎉 89🎉 97🔥 59😐 Final score: 833

WHO DID THIS?? 🤣🤣🤣

Repost with a captioned image that will either enrage an expert or start a fight. "This is a football."

I didn't get anywhere near the traverse point today. But compare the photos. Much more snow today, but then it is roughly a month earlier in the year.

Today's mission. Pic de Jallouvre (on the right) 2438m AMSL There is a lot more snow than I expected so I'm not expecting to get all the way up. Regular readers of this column may remember I lost (briefly) a crampon on a sketchy traverse on this very mountain last May.

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Fitbin.

But if you try sometime You'll find You get what you need

My jokes aren't dad, they're dad-dad-dadio.

I’ve been thinking about NASA going around the moon a bit, and while I was happy to see that project go off without a hitch, and the photos, it’s all marvellous. I’m struggling with the idea that we can celebrate one of the worst moments in recent history around Trump’s dismantling

Antarctica 🤬 www.maptap.gg April 25 93🏆 100🎯 100🎯 85🎓 60😐 Final score: 828

Fight?

Begging message from my daughter (19). === I don’t have time to cook bc je révise pour mes exams === Ffs 🤣

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For those that didn't know St Georges day 23rd April is also William Shakespeares birthday (& indeed death day) whose works I studied thoroughly for both English O, A & degree level. This quote (taken from Sonnet 176) remains my favourite 🤨

@dawnbritten.bsky.social good morning, dear Dawn 🤗. Peace ✌🏼.

A Happy St George's Day to everyone. It is in fact St George's Day here in Greece too. Χρόνια Πολλά στις Γεωργίες και στούς Γεώργηδες!

Happy St George's Day to all English and all who live in England, however you ended up calling England your home 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿. Born there? Parents English? Moved there young? Moved there as an adult? White? Brown? Black? Atheist? Christian? Muslim? Hindu? Jew? Immaterial. English is a state of mind. 🌹

www.maptap.gg April 23 96🔥 100🎯 98🎯 92🏆 97🔥 Final score: 959

I'm well into day two of my endeavours to be a better person. Reactions I've had (roughly): Are you sick? Are you being held hostage? You're scaring me This is too twee You're an arsehole 🙄 🤮 Feck off My dear friends, this says more about you than about me. Look inside yourselves ❤️. Peace ✌🏼.

Thank you for your attention to this batter.

Hello sky! Hello clouds! Hello flowers!

Bluesky. How does it make money? Are they just burning through venture capital?

Anyone not blocked by @why.bsky.team? 🤦🏻‍♂️ They are probably using an anti-AI blocklist. Which is a great way of convincing people critical of AI that it is, indeed, the best thing sliced bread.

Good morning, lovely people. I hope you all slept well, and are ready to meet the new day 🤗.

Time to get your votes in. Tomorrow should I be Nice, like today? My normal obnoxious, arrogant, belligerent, impolite, cantankerous knobber I normally am?

Is the cutoff midnight?

Sharks are well known for having to swim continuously to be able to breathe. I'm beginning to suspect that I need to be an arsehole continuously in order to be able to breathe 🤔. Today is proving most trying.

So difficult not being an arsehole for an *entire* day 🙄.

Post you in another country.

Today is no-arseholery day. So today, and today only, I won't be an arsehole, no matter the provocation. Well, unless you deserve it.

Over a month ago I wrote about Gulf architecture: security + capital + currency. I said the real question wasn’t why the US attacked Iran. It was how the attack would reshape the architecture. We now have the first answer. /1

Huzzah!

Post a picture of you wearing glasses

#ASongOrMovieForFoodIngredients Steak on me

Thank you for your courage to publicly address abusive language.

If you see this, quote with a pic of you in glasses 🩶

Doctor said you can't always get what you want.

12 years ago I decided to become an Android developer. I love Android. I love the community. I love all the things we've built together. But I don't trust Google for shit. Here's why. keepandroidopen.org

Fuck's sake 🤦🏻‍♂️

Watching ER. When someone comes in with a hand injury, why do they never ask if it's their wanking hand? Even the British doctor who turns up in season 4 doesn't. 🤷🏻

@brexitpirates.bsky.social I was meaning to ask... On your latest abortive attempt to actually go somewhere, said somewhere being to the north, you started off by going roughly south. I can think of a number of reasons (wind, currents, test run etc etc). Could you please enlighten me? Ta.

Arve Haute-Savoie France

Er...

The Pope is 2 weeks away from a nuclear weapon. ☠️😂