🤬 Connections Puzzle #843 🟨🟨🟨🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟦🟦🟦🟪 🟦🟦🟪🟦 🟦🟦🟦🟦 🟪🟪🟪🟪

"The kids are alright" - US variant Kudos to this young man for being articulate and not taking any $hit from the MAGA 🔔🔚

Hello. Police? My house has been burgled. We can't send anyone, sorry. Fill in a crime report. They left Palestine Action graffiti on the dog. We'll be right there. Dozens of us. We won't let them get away with it. We'll sweep for fingerprints, DNA, get CCTV from a 5 mile radius and...

Before this morning, had you heard of Keith Urban? 🤷🏻‍♂️

The Kubrick stare is a technique used to portray insane, evil or unstable characters

I am on ILR. Labour's policies will make ILR much harder to obtain. Granting ILR to immigrants after ten consecutive years on a qualifying visa instead of current five, while also requiring they spend time volunteering is completely hare-brained. This will be a long 🧵

I have a suggestion for the however-many-hundred-it-is US generals and admirals that are being summoned to Virginia this week for some Trumpian show of vanity (at best). The bollocks game. 1/2

The Home Secretary wants migrants to be ‘better citizens’ than most, perfect English, clean record, no benefits, mandatory volunteer work (unpaid labour). Standards far above what is expected of ‘white British patriots.’ Isn’t this textbook white privilege, state-sanctioned?

When I was a teenager there was a bus direct from my hometown in Germany to London - we had a British army base, and this direct bus connection was one of the benefits of that. One summer I went on that bus to go volunteer in an old people's home in Southend-on-Sea. I had just turned 18 and was... 🧵

Jazz cunt has no friends So begs for interaction By being a cunt

Really? bsky.app/profile/miq....

Four am in the morning Carried away by a moonlight shadow

Who put 50p in Monday? I want answers. I want names. I want retribution.

Hast du etwas Zeit für mich?

Post one of the most haunting shots in a movie made before the year 2000.

🧵 I was a Zionist a few years ago - Here’s the full story When I was young I proudly raised the Israeli flag, so I want to talk a little bit about what happened since then I grew up learning that Israel is "surrounded by enemies" so it’s a miracle we got to survive that we must serve in (1/8)

You rebel scum.

#ASongOrMovieForGlobalRivers Severn

In the car with my son (16). "Ace of Spades" is playing. Son: I have bad memories of this song. Me: Why? Son: you used to play this when you drove us to school in the morning. Me: that isn't a bad memory. Son: it was early, it was loud and I was still waking up. Me: 🤣 😈

Just realised I'm from the 1900s. 😑

As lies roll off his tongue, arrogance wrapped in falsities, Netanyahu mistakes patience for unconditional support, conflates humanity with Hamas, & wields the Holocaust to justify genocide. What has he achieved, a safe haven for Jews, or the opposite? Even Trump, his staunchest ally, is wavering

The slight relief

There is not one person of colour who feels safer after Starmer's speech. And that's all I have to say about it.

"As soon as those flags went up, something changed in the wind, something didn't feel right." www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

No fighting.

If you see this, post a bridge.

We have people in power making broad claims around certain drugs and autism that have been continuously disproven.

All your base are belong

Paging @mindlesmandles.bsky.social @deb-o-rah.bsky.social bsky.app/profile/sell...

The roundabout sat Quietly. Until one day A cunt painted it.

Just getting ready to pose for my compulsory UK ID photo

With the Tylenol bullshit I’m reminded that women have always been the scapegoat. Remember, they didn’t burn witches. They burned women. And I have no doubt that some would like to bring that practice back.

No, Kev, your name is not "Rabbin". Fuck me 🤦🏻‍♂️

You can't win. But there are alternatives to fighting.

If you're under him You ain't getting over him

To other Aussies, this is actually a friendly conversation 😂🤣😂

Share your favorite black-and-white movie.

Regular expressions. I'm pretty good with them, having a background in perl. Unfortunately all my colleagues know this. We have databases. Lots of them. Lots of different tables 🙄 with addresses in them. The post office will shortly require us to produce structured addresses. 1/3

Blue 🙄 Connections Puzzle #836 🟪🟪🟪🟪 🟨🟨🟨🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟦🟦🟦🟦

Quote this with your reaction to getting left behind during the rapture..

Follower roll-call. Make a sign if you haven't been raptured. If you have – why were you following me in the first place?

Wait. What's that? A transport! I'm saved.

From Rasmus Jarlov, chair of Denmark’s Defence Committee:

I’ve said it once, I’ll say it again. Ignore the haters, London is the 🐐

Was any of the UN delegates seen doing the "wanker" sign?

Green WTAF? Connections Puzzle #835 🟦🟦🟦🟦 🟪🟪🟪🟪 🟨🟨🟨🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩