Holy fuck, they actually make this! For people who are too stupid to poo in the woods without shitting on their shoes. I bet the Pope doesn't need one of these.

Wordle 1,573 4/6 🟨🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟩 ⬜🟨🟨🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Connections Puzzle #851 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟦🟦🟦🟦 🟨🟨🟨🟨 🟪🟪🟪🟪

Someone made a documentary about some of my youthful indiscretions.

This is a long watch. But if you love music, especially independent music, it's an interesting one.

Wordle 1,572 3/6 🟩⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬛🟨🟩⬛🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Connections Puzzle #850 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟦🟦🟦🟦 🟨🟨🟨🟨 🟪🟪🟪🟪

Wordle 1,571 3/6 - pas trop mal ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟨🟨⬜🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Connections Puzzle #849 🟦🟦🟦🟦 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟨🟨🟨🟨 🟪🟪🟪🟪

On second try... Inspiration struck! Connections Puzzle #848 🟨🟨🟨🟨 🟦🟦🟦🟦 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟪🟪🟪🟪

Wordle 1,570 2/6 🟩⬜⬜🟨🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 There are not a whole load of words with those three letters. But Wordle and connections sort of averaged out today...

Well that had a greater gender ratio than the Eras tour.

Long skates are always fun, but this one was less fun than usual. It rained at the furthest point and it was impossible to pump on the way back because of the wet leaves and slippery mossy towpath. Straight pushing for 35 km is not hard. Now it’s Taylor time!

What craziness did I just skate through?

I wish everyone a Bondy Monsh! I’m spending mine skateboarding along the Canal, du Midi, and then I’m going to see the Taylor Swift Launch Party of a Showgirl movie. I hope your day is aussi wonderful!

Bad Bunny is short for Badathon Bunterfield.

Wordle 1,568 5/6 🟨⬜⬜🟨⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟩 ⬜🟩🟨🟨🟩 🟩🟩⬜🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Connections Puzzle #846 trop facile aujourd'hui. 🟦🟦🟦🟦 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟨🟨🟨🟨 🟪🟪🟪🟪

Good old USian exceptionalism... They think they are going to be the first country to vote and litigate their way out of dictatorship.

To be honest, I did not have "Song about Travis Kelce's cock" on my Life of a Showgirl bingo card. But it's a banger...

50Cent is credited as 0.031€ on IMDB in Europe.

Just when I thought I could not hate the lying racist anti-science nazi cunts at the Telegraph more

ngl, when I heard it had Showgirl in the title and was written with Martin and Shellback, I feared a return to 1989 (one of my less fave albums). But Life of a Showgirl brings all that folklore maturity to a more personal album. A masterpiece.

That was 41 minutes well spent. My take aways from listen one are Eldest Daughter, Actually Romantic and Wood. And Life of a Showgirl. Now it's on repeat for the rest of the day.

Wood. New Heights of manhood.

oooh, Eldest Daughter is working for me

I love that Spotify exists for people who think that Apple pays their favourite artists too much.

and so we leave the Tortured Poet's Department for The Showgirl's Life

I wonder if Tilly Norwood will be as big as Aki Ross?

AI is the new Metaverse.

Turned out nice again

Wordle 1,566 3/6 ⬜🟨🟨⬜⬜ 🟩⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Connections Puzzle #844 🟨🟨🟨🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟦🟦🟦🟦 🟪🟪🟪🟪

Like (I assume) most guys I buy my dish soap based on colour. But my old one was "Multi Action", and my new one is "Bi-Activ" and now I have lost action anxiety. Also upset at forgoing the "fraîcheur agrumes".

Deuxieme Le Mot (@WordleFR) #1362 5/6 Difficile parce que je ne considère pas vraiment que ce soit un mot français. 🟨⬛🟨⬛⬛ ⬛🟨⬛🟨⬛ ⬛⬛🟨⬛🟩 ⬛⬛🟨⬛🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

Woke Pope clueless about bible according to MAGA.

In 49 years of skateboarding, I've only owned two pairs of kneepads. I'm anosmic. But it's just occurred to me that they might smell. Into the washer they go. For the first time in 20 years.

I asked AI to turn me into a "classic vampire" and it made my actual favourite picture of me from the last 17 years.

Just discovered that I can cancel (and get a full refund) my cinema reservation up to 15 minutes before the showing. I fucking love France.

Fucking kids!

I tried Frordle (@WordleFR) #1361 5/6 🟨⬛⬛🟩⬛ ⬛🟩⬛🟩⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

Wordle 1,565 3/6 ⬜⬜⬜🟩🟨 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

I've AI'd an art to represent my background as a geek from Yorkshire. It's called "Ilkley Moor, Bart, AT-AT".

C’est pas mal aujourd’hui’

Orange: foul colour. Golf: truly a good walk spoiled. I hope Donald dies.

I Beg Your Pardon, I never Promised you a Hoegaarden #DrinkingBeerInASongOrMovie

One of my, but definitely the main, issues with the The Conjuring franchise is that attempts to characterise The Warrens as heroes who brought parapsychology into contemporary scientific debate, whereas I view them as charlatans who exploited the delusions of the religiously deranged.

Wordle 1,563 5/6 ⬛⬛⬛🟩⬛ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟨🟩⬛🟩⬛ ⬛🟩⬛🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Connections Puzzle #841 🟨🟨🟨🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟪🟪🟪🟪 🟦🟦🟦🟦

#ASongOrMovieForGlobalRivers A Lad in Seine

Martian son and I are trying to cram in too much today. Trans Pennine travel, lunch, two movies. So timing is critical. The Vue app is telling me that The Conjuring starts at 1515. It’s telling David that it starts at 1535 Those 20 minutes are make or break. Cheshire/Yorkshire time zones?

Wordle 1,562 5/6 ⬛⬛⬛⬛🟨 ⬛🟨⬛⬛🟩 ⬛🟩⬛🟩🟩 ⬛🟩🟨🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Connections Puzzle #840 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟨🟨🟨🟨 🟦🟦🟦🟦 🟪🟪🟪🟪 Would never have got purple.

Officially skint now. But…. Going to see Sublime, and my third time seeing Cartel play all of Chroma.

Gonna play the “is that a real word?” Card today. Wordle 1,561 5/6 ⬛⬛🟩⬛⬛ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬛⬛🟩⬛⬛ ⬛🟩🟩⬛🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Connections Puzzle #839 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟨🟨🟨🟨 🟪🟪🟪🟪 🟦🟦🟦🟦

Right now, the way the numbers move around as the second change on the Taylor Swift countdown is annoying the hell out of the web developer part of me. It would be so easy to fix.

When I was young, I thought that the future would bring flying cars, and computers we could talk to like in Star Trek (which, in fairness it did)… not people voting for rich sociopaths who actually despise them.