Apparently it's impossible to eat 4 dry crackers in one minute. Always up for the challenge I gave it a go. I managed three and then choked on a plastic moustache. Merry Christmas everyone 🎄

A robin on Christmas Eve #birds #photography

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The Christmas Eve jazz concert at the Kennedy Center has been canceled. The show’s host, musician Chuck Redd, said, “When I saw the name change on the Kennedy Center website and later on the building, I chose to cancel our concert.”

This is me - what about you?

En Somalie, premières élections locales à Mogadiscio depuis près de soixante ans

Sending three ghosts tonight to fuck up Stephen Miller.

NORAD Santa tracker is Woke

Yeh, it's almost as if The Telegraph hasn't read the story of Jesus or his teachings.

One of my favourite photographers and photos of all time.

I worked for DOJ. I don't think people realize how dangerous it is for the White House to takeover the daily operations of the Justice Department.

Merry Xmas everyone. Thanks for keeping me company through what has been a difficult year for many. Let's hope for a better 2026. 🎄❄️🫂🙏🏽

how did this guy run an investment bank?

Well, well, well

Ouch, that #SpinelessSpeaker Johnson quote. www.theatlantic.com/politics/202...

He isn't "losing" this money. This is called "paying tax like a responsible citizen and not hiding your money offshore" and we need to start recognising and applauding it.

S. Korea moves to rename North Korean defectors as migrants

And they say satire's dead. 😂 "Far from the outdated stereotypes, today’s bookmakers are lively community hubs. During the festive season especially, betting shops take on a special atmosphere filled with excitement, companionship and familiar routine that many people look forward to each year."

Why are British media pussyfooting around this appalling nonce?

Shameful www.reuters.com/business/med...

Who admitted to grabbing women's vaginas without their consent.

It’s heartbreaking to think of anyone sleeping rough at Christmas. Connection at St Martin-in-the-Fields is offering beds and pathways to long-term support in partnership with Westminster City Council, helping people off the streets for good. www.standard.co.uk/news/london/...

This community note

not something you ever want to hear from past CDC leadership, but it’s the truth

I don’t understand how the Republican candidate for Miami mayor could have possibly lost when he was endorsed by Donald Trump, Ron Desantis, Rick Scott and Ted Cruz.

Humble pie 🥧 sure tastes awesome 🙌

This is funny 😂😂😂…..

If this doesn't result in prison sentences... I mean, it probably won't... But what does it say about both nations if it doesn't?

SMOKING GUN NUMBER 2 "A", a Balmoral resident with a valet who had just retired from the Royal Navy, asked Ghislaine Maxwell to find him "inappropriate friends". Is "distraught" to find she has only found him "appropriate" ones www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...

SMOKING GUN. Final letter from Epstein to another convicted paedophile. "We shared one thing … our love for young ladies. Our president [Trump] also shares our love of young, nubile girls. When a young beauty walked by he loved to ‘grab snatch’" #Epstein www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...

We were told the ban on fox hunting, 20 years ago, would see hunting dogs killed, an end to traditions and the destruction of countryside communities. That didn't happen then, and despite the same arguments being rolled out now, I say with confidence that it also won't happen this time! 3/3

Trail hunting is used by some as a smokescreen to carry on the pratice of hunting foxes and hares, which was banned over 20 years ago. There are reports of hundreds of examples of this a year. Other measures could see reductions on when hares can be killed and a ban on snare traps. 2/3

Trail hunting ban Our Labour government are to start work on delivering more manifesto promises, with the publication of the new animal welfare strategy tomorrow. It is exected to include a ban on trailing hunting across England & Wales along side many other measures to protect animals. 1/3

You'd have to be really very stupid to believe this one. But maybe that's it. Maybe Farage’s followers are just thick and gullible.

Excited to see that the head of the political wing of the illegal bloodsports community (Countryside Alliance) Tim Bonner, is looking for work now that trail hunting has been banned. 🧐

Boxing day hunts to be thing of the past with trail hunting set to be banned

Trail hunting to be banned as part of new animal welfare strategy www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

As a man of the people, I will always defend trail hunting, which I know is a top priority for all my working class constituents who own horses and enjoy simple pleasures like ripping foxes apart for laughs.

A ban on trail hunting - a true working class concern

A number of changes are coming in to improve the lives of farm, wild & pet animals. This includes hen cages & pig farrowing crates to be outlawed, as are trail hunting & dog breeding farms. Trail hunting is already banned in Scotland. www.theguardian.com/world/2025/d...

He's a Christian like I'm a poorly baked lemon curd pie circling Pluto

FUCK HUNTERS. FUCK THE COUNTRYSIDE ALLIANCE. JAIL THEM FOR BREACHES. SADISTIC CUNTS.

Trump Skips White House, Spends Third Straight Day at Golf Club Reporters were forced to wait off-site as Trump spent another day at his private club meidasnews.com/news/trump-s...

Left: Greta Thunberg arrested for holding a placard in London Right: Labour's Baron Hain, "This gov is treating Palestine action as equivalent to ISIS or al-Qaeda, which is intellectually bankrupt, politically unprincipled and morally wrong. I'm deeply ashamed"

“He walked on water” Telly Savalas “Get out!” The Greatest Story Ever Told

Wow! Letter from Epstein to a convicted sex offender Larry Nassar right before Epstein’s death. This was in the files the DOJ released last night and then removed from their site.

“Over half (54%) of exporters in a survey of almost 1,000 businesses – the majority of which were small and medium-sized firms – said the (Brexit) trade deal negotiated by Boris Johnson’s govt… was not helping them” Paying a v high price for Brexit ‘sovereignty’. www.theguardian.com/politics/202...

We can talk about the economics and whether the EU would allow it but, from a domestic politics POV, rejecting the idea would be perverse. The only groups Labour might hope to appease wouldn't be and are a minority. (From current headline on this rolling story: www.theguardian.com/politics/liv...)

Murder

Ian Dunt. 'Nigel Farage’s great project is to destroy the country he claims to love. In spring 1994, in one of his first acts as a politician, Nigel Farage wrote to Enoch Powell and asked him to help his campaign'. i Newspaper read it.