Why was the meat on the floor? Because it was ground beef Badumtiss

Been doing some batch cooking tonight. Done a vat of bolognese. While I was cleaning up afterwards I’m pretty sure I hoovered up some mince though. Bad times!

Americans shut up, challenge

Stop making so many multiplayer games, I fucking hate people! I appreciate this very “old man shakes fist at cloud” but bring back the FPS with a massive single player campaign

Any mutuals know anything about UK employment law? We have an interim CEO who apparently likes to record conversations with staff (then play them back via Claude each night) My question is, if he starts talking to me & presses record without me consenting first. can I tell him to fuck himself?

Hands up if you’re still dead

PIGEON IN THE HOSPITAL!!!!

Lads. You’re not gonna believe this but I had a choice between an extra drink & a taxi (or 5 mile walk) home or a moderately brisk walk to catch the last train. Anyone who knows me would immediately assume I had the extra beer. Nope. Sensible option & am currently on the train home #virtuous

Not gonna lie. A gnome mosh is as funny as fuck

I’m at a Gnome gig. 80% of the crowd is wearing pointy red hats

Just watched Singles (the 1992 film) with Mrs Safe. Can’t believe she’d never seen it before. Pretty sure I saw it in Chapter cinema with @nonplussedobserver.bsky.social when it came out.

McDonalds drive through this afternoon. “Lest we forget (to ask for some ketchup)”

This photo just popped up on my facebook memories. I’m quite proud of this one

Sought solace from Mrs Safes snoring by moving to the spare room. The cat followed me & is now snoring. ‘Sake

Judy Love is on Buzzcocks & I can’t hear her voice without hearing Blossom from Super Happy Magic Forest

guys this is so nice :') I love that we're all online watching a thing that's good instead of bad :')

Absolutely glued to the Artemis II launch. Getting quite emotional since the 10 min countdown thinking about what the crew must be feeling right now

Mrs Safe is out tonight so there was no massive rush getting the lad to bed…so we played shops instead Oscar was our customer

Yer da’s just battered a pensioner down the Esso, he’s now calling himself George Forecourt

We built this city by starship. Absolute fucking toilet of a song. I can’t believe the people who sang somebody to love and white rabbit went on to make this

I think it was Gaye Bykers on Acid

Voice

Beatles, Dylan, Hendrix, Rory Gallagher, Gordon Lightfoot, Elton John, Al Jolson and a little bit of traditional irish music

Cypress Hills Black Sunday and Nine Inch Nails Peetty Hate Machine

Discovered this while looking for songs with a tempo to suit running an 11 minute mile. Pretty sure it’s not that widely known share.google/rr5X2BPdfeB7...

Loads. But this week Stephen Tyler disgusts me in particular

The A-Team theme I frequently sing the words to whatever action I’m taking at any given moment & 8 times out of 10 it’ll be to this tune

Most of them

Chris Cornell

Fishcakes for tea lads! How many times today d’you think I’ve said “fishcakes fishcakes, roly-poly fishcakes. Fishcakes fishcakes, eat them up, yum!”

Feeling pretty smug & exonerated that I’ve always found Scott Mills a complete cunt

Now….i know yall ladies get annoyed about women’s clothing not having pocketses Just so you know, the situation is totally reversed when it comes to running gear Your sweaty betty leggings (for example) have fabulous thigh pockets and often a small-of-the-back pocket. I spent today trying to

/sigh #WALvBIH Fucking penos

Bastaaaaard! WALvBIH

That time she paid someone £12 million to shut up about her 2nd son’s alleged noncery because having a platty joobs party was far more important than kids being raped and trafficked

2,3,4

call this fit “shirtcloacaing”

What, you don't want to spend a cumulative 18 months of your life watching a bunch of unheard-of child actors being run into the ground until they develop addictive disorders playing beloved characters "Ching Chong" and "Paddy O'Carbombs" to ensure trans girls can never again join the Rainbows?

Chaotic

My mum Me & my sister sat either side of her holding her hands, singing her a few lines of an old Greenham Common song we half-remembered as she left. I’m still not quite over it

My son.

….i don’t know how not to be

Had breakfast with Sue Charles and Derek the Weather 2 Saturdays ago (If you’re welsh you’ll understand!)

A jarring juxtaposition of purple/black on one side and orange/yellow the other. The purple/black spectrum representing my natural resting state & the orange/yellow who I strive to be

Generally embrace, apart from change for changes sake. I’m not a fan of enshitification

Probably strawberries

A coal slag hill that’s finally starting to grass over

Friends and lovers do.

Having been brought up on Jacques Cousteau documentaries, the ocean has a mighty pull

I don’t feel I can answer that. You’d have to ask my friends