Some little ragamuffins have thrown an egg at our window this evening.

Every chair is a laundry chair, amirite?

Michael Sheen is the new presenter of House of Games?

You have to say that's magnificent #mastermind

Our mums are on their way for lunch. Please place your bets on how many minutes it will take for my mum to mention my red chipped nail varnish 😆

FB person: Please can I buy the lamp you’re selling. I can be there in 15 minutes. Me: Yes, ok. *jumps out of bed and starts to throw on some clothes* FB person: Sorry, I messaged the wrong listing. I have one now.

“Bob of Speakers Corner” has sent me

Wales joining the Six Nations party

The Strait of Hormuz is open for transit.

Rhys Carre is the hero we need 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿

Yeah, if you are selecting Player of the Tournament contenders and Rhys Carré isn't on the list, then please log off Thank you

Did **anyone** have Wales 21 Italy 0 as the half-time score?

This too.

I’m feeling a productive day coming on.

I absolutely LOVE that little asterisk next to the slogan “Non-stop freshness”. Presumably qualifying the point that, as we all know, at some point, the freshness HAS to stop.

The DOGE staffers’ interviews show that they were only employed to execute an instruction to defund anything with undesirable words in the title, to give the pretence that humans were making informed decisions. They weren’t employed to be DEI experts, so none of this should be a surprise.

"Faster than a speeding bullet." I love watching border collies work.

Son with lost voice came prepared for visit to his granny.

Tight Fit #totp

Oh yeeeaahhhh

Perm on the right, Demi-wave on the left. #TOTP

It was Weekending

He's off to star in Allo Allo after this #totp

Listen very carefully, I will say this only once. #TOTP

Which quiz show was song this used on? #TOTP

Nick Hayward can do no wrong. He used to follow me on Twitter. #TOTP

Extra Vaseline on the lens for Mr Iglesias. #TOTP

Is anyone else spotting Bob Carolgees there? #TOTP

Mat would like to know where one would buy an outfit like the one on the right. #TOTP

In the summer of 1997, I saw Terry Hall in a restaurant in Clapham. It was very exciting.

I used to go to the toilet when this song came on in the club. #TOTP

Supergrass should have been bigger than Oasis! #totp

I bloody love Supergrass. #TOTP

A slightly different bias cut dress. I suspect she’s re-used a pattern she got in Prima magazine. #totp

Not again. #TOTP

I’m enjoying this new open mic spot on #TOTP

This is so tragic it's actually incredibly funny

I GET KNOCKED DOWN I DONT GET UP AGAIN I REALLY LIKE IT ON THE GROUND I STAY KNOCKED DOWN I DONT GET UP AGAIN ITS REALLY COMFY ON THE GROUND

That Louis Theroux documentary is quite a superficial exploration of the manosphere*. *Immature attention-whore narcissist control freak sphere

Wow

For two hours, once a year, for a quarter of a century, the entire rugby world came together and wished for the same result. And this week, 115 years after rugby first arrived in Italy, they finally defeats the sport's creators: We break down exactly how- youtu.be/xkjSntg4WpM

The show isn't cancelled, the situation is just intolerable, simply intolerable *dabs brow with lace hanky*

It’s ridiculously difficult to get yourself to the GP when you’re struggling with your mental health, so they should be framing this as a positive. Also: Hundreds out of how many? If they don’t support someone to take time off to recover, what do they offer?

Bugger, I was just going to suggest this.

Can this be a solution?

Matt Berry had better deliver every line at the #Oscars as incredibly as the final four words of this scene

The best thing he's done is fall off a treadmill on Families at War, flying underneath a crash mat as he exited, prompting (I think) Bob to say: "he's like a cockroach under a breadbin!"

Another challenging day at work. My mood has been lifted by putting on some new bedding.

we dare you to find a museum more ready

I suddenly want Timothee Chalamet to win everything.