Here comes the sun a look back to sunrise & sunset with our farmily of farm animals

Why is racism on the rise, I wonder?

Today I will be showing you how to make Donkey Hotpot.

He who is good with a hammer thinks everything is a nail.

Funny books for kids written by me under the name Harry Heape - who was my Grandpapapapappapapapa

Ham Salad's Nice

Met him on a Monday and my heart stood still Zac Efron ron ron, Zac Efron ron.

Love finds you when you're ready ❤️

Bruce Lee remembering the time time that Kenny told Chuck Norris thhat his chameleon had eacaped but it was safe in his tank the whole time.

I'm building on false foundations She's giving me excavations

Never play Phil Collins to a saltie.

People try to put him down (talkin bout my naughty Fenton) Just because he runs around

secure.hopenothate.org.uk/page/178037/... For all members of the Good Team. Please share far and wide x

Jesus Christ Jason⁵⁰⁰⁰ - NO. It's not even midday.

Do you remember Dancing in stilettos on the poor

A study has found that the most effective place to conduct a study, is in a study, according to the lateat study.

Your friend looks like you and my friend looks like me!

My kids books make nice presents. Read one to a small person you know. Keep kids reading ❤️

Oh Oh your hair looks beautiful Tonight Oh tonight

It Follows (2014)

I ❤️ ANIMALS #Rats #Monkeys #Pigeons #Dogs

When you pissed yourself in Frankfurt and got syph down in Cologne

I rode through the desert on a horse with no name. When I say desert, I mean park, and when I say horse, I mean mobility scooter. Mine was called Buttercup. Susan's was called Conker. We were on the way to Boots to pick up our prescriptions. It felt good to get out of the rain.

It's #buyastrangerabook day tomorrow. People buy each other books cos they're ace and they want to! It's been going on for over 7 years! LOOK. www.bigissue.com/culture/book... Hope you can join in the fun. See you at midday!

Lovely that I have a book out in France. Feel lucky & happy. Treat a small person to a glistening gladventure soon x

You simply cannot expect a pizza made by a little old lady in a Naples backstreet to taste anything like as good as one made by a team of professional food technologists, in a brand new pizza making facility. Pure nonsense. I've never heard anything so stupid in my whole life.

This pair of giggs is all together but altogether they're altogether The most remarkable pair of giggs that I have ever seen

Walnuts once belonging to Gary Mabbutt. I'd like to start the bidding at £100,000. Do hear 100,000?

I can tweet @Deirdre now @Lorraine has gone

That clematis is doing well. It won't go on indefinitely but then again, who does?

Trans men are men. Trans women are women. Trans rights are human rights.

The name's Glassbogey Jennifer Glassbogey

If you like @trouteyes why not treat a small person to one of my funny kids books. Written under my grandpa's name, Harry Heape. Spread the joy of reading! X

THE EARLY BIRD CAN KISS MY ASS beep beep

Hello, you're through to the Upsidedown, my name's Elizabeth Untrustworthy, how can I harm you?

Kenny? Is that you?

Roses are red All men are born equal

If Joy Division had been Welsh Dawns, dawns, dawns, dawns, dawns i'r radio

Total Banger

I hope this ishmael finds you whale

Too shy shy Long conk Gammy eye

Alexander Graham Vape Rig

PICK YOUR OWN PUMPKINS

NO ON

Tesco Every Lidl hurts

The emergency alert will go off today at 3pm in the UK. If you need to have a hidden phone, here’s how to disable the alert.

You can't change anything from within the machine. That's one of the basics.