I can see Deirdre now Lorraine has gone ❤️

One horse open sleighs are bullshit.

Let's take it back to the Papal streets Original priests with real live MC's Pulpit tactics No bishop in a hat tricks Just that classic Rap shit from the Vatic

AFCON AFCON Cup AFCON AFCON Cup AFCON AFCON Cup AFCON Cup of Nations AFCON AFCON AFCON Cup AFCON Cup AFCON Cup AFCON AFCON AFCON Cup AFCON Cup of Nations

CAPITALISM or anti-capitalism YoU cHoOsE

Last minute gift ideas for a small person you like very much. Indiana Bones and more by me, Harry Heape.

When you put Scrappy Doo, 20 Bensons, and Goebbels in a Hadron Collider, and press GO.

I'm sorry I took all your Pingu DVDs to the charity shop.

Your mission today Jason, should you choose to accept it, is to go to Middlesbrough, find Chubbie the Magpie, and take him out of the equation.

Well, Well, Well, How Would You Prefer It? By #SexualJalfrezi is my new jam.

*Love **Actually *Crap **Factually

compromise make a sweet compromise (compro compro compro) compromise

Thank you for includnig me in all this good stuff. X

Find someone that looks at you the way Graeme Souness looks at Socrates.

I have feelnigs you know

Someone who hears your prayers Someone who cares

Tinker, tailor, soldier, sailor rich man, poor man, Jaggar man, Keith.

Join me in wishing these two the very best of luck ❤️

And then Farmer Griffiths said to Buttercup, I support Arsenal, and I'm not hungry!

I've got lots of friends in San José

LAST NIGHT A BIDET DRENCHED MY WIFE

Queen Nefertari, wife of the Egyptian Pharaoh Rameses II? Are you sure, Sandy? Aye, Tosh. I'm sure. I'd recognise her anywhere.

Potatoman's secret HQ. Where he keeps the Potatomobile, the Potatoboat, and the Potatocopter

A few loving words about Madness and one song in particular.

My wifw went on holiday to Indonesia in the Summer. Oh, Jakarta? No. She went in her #HondaAccord

NO. WAY.

You wouldn't say that if I was Terry Nutkins, Kenny.

Meatballs Meatballs Plant-based vegan treat balls Come hother to my house with me Meatballs Meatballs Plant-based vegan treat balls I long to shallow fry you for my tea

Physio killed the radio star :(

Good news for people who like to hemorrhage money in a place that looks like a cross between a motorway service station and a leisure centre.

You can't put millet on a skillet. Too small. Too fiddley.

🎵I bet that you'd look good in a bookstore, I don't know if you're looking for a romance, I don't know what you're looking for. I said, I bet that you look good in a bookstore, looking for a book like "I Robot", or "1984". Or "1984".🎵

I like to eat Asafoetida Right up my street Asafoetida Funky-ass treat Asafoetida Smells like my feet Asafoetida

Christmas

My dad abhors any negative comments about immigrants. Asked him recently why he’s so strong on it: ‘Because we’re always happy to take the rich and clever ones. Which means it’s not about disliking immigrants. It’s about disliking the poor and vulnerable. And that’s a bad human instinct.’

Mild thing You make my heart sing You make everything Pleasant Mild thing I think I'm fond of you

Loving would be easy if your colours were like my drea

BRING ME A HIYA LOVE

I ❤️ CELEBRITY BAKE OFF

Gandalf Sandy? Are you sure?

CHUTNEY BUSINESS CONTROLS THE INTERNET

Male dancers at the Royal Ballet have been informed they must wear jockstraps during performances. This includes everybody, even those who only have small parts.

YOU HAD ME AT GNAT CONTROL ❤️

Hey, lead thieves!

Oliver Hardy and Ronnie O'Sullivan Sandy? Are you sure? Aye, Tosh. I'm sure. I'd recognise those two anywhere.

3 minutes 44 seconds is great Tick Tock, a new personal best, but we think you can go even faster.

Dr Dre made more money selling headphones than he ever did practicing medicine.