A floating skull being clumsily ominous

House prices have gone up in the French town of Sauté since it's become gentlyfried.

The female wasp crawls through a tiny opening in the unripe fig to lay eggs, and in the process, pollinates the flowers. Many wasps die inside the fig and are digested

Armchair once belonging to Amy Winehouse. I'd like to start the bidding at 100 million pounds.

Just been found guilty of killing a triangle. I think they might send me to prism.

These guys came to me one by one and now we solve mysteries together along the Wakefield / Pontefract corridor.

Norway is so #Progressive you can get an all day travel card in exchange for one small audible fart.

Even the salties were scare of Danny Sideways.

Not gonna lie, I don't like him.

Oh hi Saturn. We were just talking about you!

Only wears denim woven on pre-1924 Toyoda shuttle looms

Lots of fun replies to this xx

Makes his own kimchi and likes the warm sound you only get with vinyl.

Love finds you when you're least expecting it ❤️

DONKEYS That's the way hee-haw hee-haw we like it hee-haw hee-haw

How do you like your eggs in the morning, I like mine with industrial quantities of smoked salmon.

I get all my friends to listen to Brian Ferry on my behalf because I am a great fan of (wait for it) Proxy Music.

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Wagamamas? Yes love. Up to the top and turn left. Hundred yards and you'll see it. Opposite Urban Outfitters.

The shareef he don't like it Rockin' the

Bad news, if you are a Wotsit.

Don't take away a woodpecker's crack. That's one of the basics.

Welcome to Skipton. Now get up & get out.

Duck Necks £1.20 each

There's not a lot any of you can do when I decide to post somethnig like this.

Bruce Lee remembering the time that Chuck Norris locked himself out and Kenny and me broke in to his flat using two coat hangers and a Twix.

My comedy adventure stories for kids. Give the gift of reading to a young person x

Very strong

It's Johnny Marr here. You're not allowed to like The Smiths.

Do I look like I can be arsed with hunting mice? Fetch me frigging a Twix.

I'm thinkin' about my *doorbell When ya gonna **ring it when ya gonna **ring it *JPeg **ping

Oh helli Chef and chickens, who's your favourite singer? Björk Björk Björk Björk Björk Björk

I ❤️ MY BED

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Memory, Agent Starling, is what I have instead of a view.

Memory, Agent Starling, is what I have instead of a view.

Hit a cow Tried to reverse Went forward Hit it again Reversed back Hit another train Put my foot down to get the heck out of there Took out an owl

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Facsimile machines. What a world we live in!

Clearly a snake did this.

The break in your heart is like the hole in the flute. It’s the place where the music comes through.