Didn't have any AAA's

Oh hey fancy that. I'm sure the papers will be rushing to publish this story with equal vigor? www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

Another banger of a policy that everybody except the weirdest, most off-putting people on the planet think is a dogshit idea.

Remember to tell your friends to disable firefox "ai" features by navigating to "about:config" in the address bar. When the config pane opens, search for "browser.ml.enable" and set it to "false".

Matt Goodwin: Never not wrong about everything.

Does this include Barry, who moved to the Costa del Sol in '06 and never registered?

wow huh this lot really have no idea how to govern do they? Just vibes & magic trinkets.

hey babe what's your sign

IPSec or IKEv2 with a remote NAT endpoint outside the UK SOCKSv5 proxy Invisible HTTPS proxy (MITM capable) SSH tunnel HTTP-over-$THING encapsulation

It's interesting how the changes to Business Rates are just tinkering by Labour, and the alternatives offered by the Conservatives & Lib Dems are just different forms of tinkering instead of any actual solutions like reforming the entire bloody system. www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

Oh. Ohhh. The Greens could win then, with the right candidate.

lol imagine working for Palantir and then suddenly Noticing. Fuck you.

UK PEOPLE: this is REALLY IMPORTANT. If the government bans under-16s from using VPNs, then logically they must intend to REQUIRE AGE VERIFICATION FOR ALL VPN USE. Which will affect adults too! *Your* right to anonymous web browsing is at risk! https://petition.parliament.uk/petitions/754408

Big thanks to Reform for helping us keep out Reform in Gorton & Denton.

Me: *highlights some text in Confluence/Google docs/anything at all* Software: Hey do you want to use AI on this text?! Want to ask an LLM about this text?! Want to draw a picture using this text?!!?! LOVE ME!!!!! Me: *clicks "Heading 2"*

Even the Nazis were smart enough to keep the Sturmabteilung away from the Berlin Olympics.

Top barred from the Denton by-election compoface here

Sourdough with Mayonnaise Pickles Gouda Ham Tomato Lettuce Fresh black pepper on the tomato (that's just seasoning, not an ingredient!)

Action Bravo! Action Bravo! We've lost Steve, guys. I repeat: we have lost Steve.

If there's any six-figure opinion columnists around who have Noticed, this is actually how you do it.

Genuinely the funniest possible panel line-up of all time and it's for a real estate conference in Riyadh

commiserations to non-Dutch speakers, who will never know what this is about

*sad Gene Cernan noises*

wtf now i love wes streeting

AltNPS is lib Qanon.

Oh, easy answer. It's because IQ is an implicitly racist concept that was conceived to "prove" that black people were "stupid" and therefore lesser!

I'm genuinely beginning to think that the events over the last couple of weeks are a genuinely catalysing moment. It'll be slow, because the US is a supertanker, but it's happening.

Yeah.

Unions should withdraw their association and start supporting an actual socialist party...

It could be the part where he doesn't live in Manchester and it's naff & dumb to parachute someone in just because he's the leader.

I heard Sir Keir Starmer say he isn't scared of Andy Burnham and he could take him any time he likes, but he's busy and any Andy Burnham isn't worth it.

Reading how the UK Girl Guides has treated a 6 year old child is beyond heartbreaking. This story should be published everywhere except we know the mainstream news would never dare. medium.com/@ParentofaTr...

The USA is FULL of gas stations and yet not a single fascist has experienced one upside down yet.

Jumping in here to poo poo pee pee liberal dumbshit noises. Fucking "bohoove". Fuck off you limp tryhard cunt.

You know what I don't even want to know how the residents pronounce this.

It's interesting 'cos looking back at the Liberal Party collapse in the early 20th century, you think "How in the hell did a major party just disappear like that?" and oh huh wow well look at that.

While this is stupid & horrifying, what I find interesting is that the dipshit faking these videos obviously also has a poor grasp of what support asylum seekers get so has just pulled a Big Number out of their ass for what they *believe* must be what asylum seekers get.

Just shitpost more.

This is the thing about Labour. They rely on people, to paraphrase Peter Mandelson's own words "having nowhere else to go." So it makes sense that their immediate priority is to always punch left. They need it so there's nothing to the left of them so they are people's only option

I don't do it often but if I order fish & chips in a pub and the "mushy peas" turn out to just be some mashed garden peas I get mad about it. I feel it's justified.

Oh yes, Canada, a.k.a. “it wasn’t a war crime at the time“.

"A kink club's sex act area does not have sufficient lighting and could cause a "trip hazard", inspectors have ruled." I'm glad they're looking out for our safety. RACK, people. www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

*tears form in Paul's eyes* Thank you, Daddy.

A 30 minute delay, which left me just enough time to get to Paddington to find all the trains I can use my ticket on are cancelled because of a bit of rain.

A *Liberal* siding with the far-right? Well I never!

Well we're stuck behind a broken down train in Belgium so not great.

Well we're stuck behind a broken down train in Belgium so not great.

In the spirit of being a new Green Party member, I'm taking the Eurostar today instead of flying. Let's see how this goes.