It begins.

When did this come in?

England is insane.

I was born & bred in the UK and I am here to tell you that the World Cup is boring wank where every four years we are forced to endure the most boring arseholes pretending they care about football.

This is me handing it to London by the way. Don't expect to see it often.

Are you an actual real person or the villain in a Roald Dahl story in Bluesky form?

"people decided they wouldn't vote for me because they didn't like my politics, this is bigotry"

It will never cease to be funny to land at Schipol and then walk straight past the huge queue of Brits waiting to go into the passport hall. Sucks to suck, suckers.

lol you fucking dipshit, you moron, you fool. Shut the fuck up and log off, Tankie scum.

Assuming these are large-ish, 850,000 fireworks would be well into the kilotons worth of explosions. They are not in fact going to set off 850,000 fireworks.

This is the car they'd make you drive during Saturday Night Rehabilitation.

My French class was the absolute bottom of the pile: we wouldn't even try. We once made the teacher run out of the room in tears. She was also not having it when I said I wouldn't bother with my French GCSE: she was sure my parents would make me take the exam. She deflated when they did not.

Ignore them it's a magic train it can't hurt you.

So anyway. I am in fact in favour of a strong defence and I do believe we should defend our allies on the Russian border. On the other hand I do not believe that Russia is an imminent threat to anybody: they're throwing everything at Ukraine and failing.

Sex Shifters Gender Fae

Do Copy That Floppy

On today’s episode of authentic vs good, I made a cheesesteak on roasted garlic naan. And holy fuck that was good

ITVX: Here's a new season. Do you want to watch the new season? Me: Yes please, show me the new season. ITVX: Here's 5 minutes of adverts and then the last episode in the season.

Ryland Grace had first, second & third contact with an alien species.

Sorry the reality series the what with the who now?!

Chat is it good when your Supreme Court says some things are Good because originalism and other things are Good because things have changed since the Founders wrote your constitution? Asking for a country.

Bluesky remains undefeated.

My neighbor told me the enemy keeps killing his soldiers so I asked how many soldiers he has and he said he just goes to the village and gets a new peasant afterwards so I said it sounds like he’s just feeding peasants to the enemy and then his finance minister started crying.

Once again the UK, and it's Great British Businesses, are seemingly utterly incapable of doing something that other countries have been doing for *literal fucking decades* www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

JOKER: Not so fast, Bat-JERK! My LAUGHBangs will leave you BLIND as a BAT! BLUESKY BATMAN: Oof. Many people suffer from reduced vision. Not funny. JOKER: It's like, it's a pun. It's just wordplay. BLUESKY BATMAN: Sorry if I'm not in the mood for "jokes" while SCOTUS shreds our constitutional rights

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Turning a big dial that says CHILDREN OF MEN and looking back at the audience desperately for approval.

Everyone: Why does Shabana Mahmood dress like an SS officer? Sensibles: Don't be silly! Mahmood: I'm going to do the Volksgerichtshof.

Brioche buns on burgers. They're shit.

Same. The UK is miserable & being here stresses me out.

Everyone appears to have formed a large queue at Eurostar. Why? What are doing? We all have assigned seats, it doesn't matter if you're the last person to board.

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THERE IS LITERALLY A SHORTHAND FOR 80'S COMEDY MOVIES WHICH IS THE NAMES OF THE PRODUCERS WHO MADE THEM.

lmao fucking hell, imagine being this culturally impoverished.

A Landlord made up this meme to make themselves the victim. They think that "Tenants have rights!" Is persecution.

It's fucking cooling down! IT'S COOLING DOWN! *throws open every door & window to get a cool breeze through*

"Europeans think AC is evil" is right up there

People are on here calling AC "vile" and a "disease" and as someone in who lives in Alabama where AC saves countless lives in 100+ degree heat, I'd like to ask you to log off. If you had it in Europe you wouldn't be suffering. It's a human right. Fix climate change too. Both! You can have both!

My Dutch apartment, a young 1918 construction.

Retvrn to Atari 2600 Baketball.

Why would I support a politician who doesn't go as far as I would like, when I can support ones who do?

We've already lost another Prime Minister after Starmer? Blimey that was quick, I missed that.

The weather forecast today is "Yes".

People are still doing NFTs in 2026. All my apes, back!