Literally the only person with any energy or even a vaguely funny line on SNL UK is an American.

He is good at this, and he gets even small details right.

Waffles ass post.

"The Greens and <whoever> should form a coalition" is just another form of "The Greens aren't a serious political party". Nobody ever suggests that Reform should form a coalition with the Conservatives.

I don't want to ask the assistant a fucking question – why would I want to ask the fucking assistant a fucking question, I'm very obviously WhatsApping my fucking wife for fucks sake, when will this shit fucking END, get out of my fucking sight, sorry for swearing

Labour supporters need to stop their petty student politics and get behind the Green Party to stop Reform.

Oh hey look at that another thing the Green Party are absolutely unambiguously correct about.

Brain? Off. Floof? Maximum.

That reply to Anita Sarkeesian was a particularly blatant example of how he views women

Bless her, she's trying.

I was behind Zack Polanski at Lidl and he didn't put down the "Next customer" thing and I tutted and he looked at me and smirked.

zack polanski didn't shout "WAHEYYY" when a plate got dropped in a restaurant he was dining at

Zack Polanski turned me into a newt.

Love the fact that this article currently has five replies, I can only see 2 of them, and one of those is in "Show more replies". You just know the melts are seething in the replies.

Good. Great, even. May the same fate befall every single one of these slop houses.

This dog should be doing the Krypton Factor, not Crufts Agility.

The fact that the Greens are winning seats from even strong Lib Dem areas is a sign. Which Labour will ignore. God I can't wait for the locals.

Last Saturday, we reported from the dismal, hate-filled (and possibly final) march of the so-called Bristol Patriots. Revealing their true colours, the far-right group invited and welcomed with open arms self-proclaimed neo-Nazis, a child sex offender, a bank robber and other unsavoury characters.

1. Waking up next to the person you love. 2. A friendly cat. 3. People watching while sitting outside a bar with a good drink.

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Okay but does it have a TV guide channel that's playing off an actual genlocked Amiga?

Wait, Wes Streeting* converted? This explains so much. *: lickspittle cunt

Ladies & gentlemen, I give you the most moral army in the world:

This burrowed deep in my brain when I saw it a week ago

"If you don't do the Prime Minister's job for him, you're not a serious person"

This will radicalise me.

I made an orange chicken* that was better than some takeaway I've had. *: fake

Joey Barton is having a grand day today, I see.

think this is the only place that reported it?

The new CEO should be selected from one of the Elders.

Once again the Green Party are entirely correct and on the side of the vast majority of the public.

Blue Labour are just natural Conservatives who internalised "Fuck Thatcher" when they were growing up, so they convinced themselves they're progressives.

I wonder what the BBC coverage would be if Paddington station was burning down?

HAHAHAHA get to fuck

These dorks are so desperate to have a sentient slave who does their every bidding.

lol forgot the fash were having their little walk around in Bristol today. Off you fuck, lads.

IMPORTANT: Are you 'trapped' in UAE because if you fly back to the UK you'll be liable for tax?

I've only just realised that the incidental music on Apollo 13 (1995) is basically the same as the incidental music on Sneakers (1992). James Horner basically phoned it in.

This is fucking wild, that money to reform and the Tories is dirty money fuck capitalism

Anyway, donate money to the greens, if you can, I upped mine to a tenner a month so it’s one less drink at a pub

De-Do Do Do, De-Da Da Da

All that is keeping these people alive is a handful of desalination plants. Which if they have not come under attack yet, will do. The amount of missiles you have does not matter if someone can just cut off the water. Thirst doesn't care who is elite human capital.

Using her own words against her? But that's unfair!

This supports my theory that a good portion of voters are just looking for someone who'll just DO SOMETHING and make their lives slightly less shit, and if that's Reform or the Greens they don't mind. These vote are swingable, and we're probably already seeing that as they become exposed to Reform.

My wife and I simply didn't bother. I became resident in the UK, and ensure I spend the majority of my time here. She remained a resident of the Netherlands, and ensures she spends the majority of her time there. We live apart for a small portion of each year. www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

"Big Tech can't be trusted not to corrupt our children, so we're going to make it your problem." God forbid we effectively regulate these platforms and do something useful like ban algorithmic engagement.

The Type 45's are one of the few not-a-complete-shitshow projects from the Navy & the UK as a whole in the past few decades.

Just got this email and didn’t even know I had @moderation.bsky.app blocked but now I don’t lol. But I guess permanent suspension is happening if people block? Yikes. Looks legit too? Just started my day and wasn’t anticipating this