Definitely not a bot.

Quote with a fictional band that is not Spinal Tap.

This is gutless and Starmer needs to go today. Burnham, Streeting, Milliband, it doesn’t matter. Just not such an abject coward as our PM.

“Think back to your childhood. Do you remember when the anxiety started?”

This is the most embarrassing thing to happen to Southampton since they had Rupert Lowe as chairman.

If Ebola has reached Kampala, then we are in serious trouble.

So in a time of fossil fuel scarcity, we are effectively subsidising fossil fuel use whilst keeping the tax rises for EV use? Make it make sense.

One of the reasons I hate the food discourse is not just because it's fake, but it's deliberately fake for money and clicks. This is the shit my Instagram is pushing right now, as though we don't have shit breakfast cereal across Western Europe.

Bollocks to the food discourse, let’s instead watch an Alfa Romeo Giulia Veloce try and talk down a U2 spy plane with limited visibility at 110 mph+ youtube.com/shorts/2JhWz...

Inside you are two wolves (office lunchtime edition)

Looks like he can't control his bowels, never mind his freedom.

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If you want to know how my day is going, someone drove their car into the back of mine at speed. Twice.

Why are they doing the beginning of It? #Eurovision

What a partnership! 🤝 Some of the best bits from Kira Chathli and Maitlan Brown's 134-run partnership. ✅ 🖤| #OneDayCup

Two marches. Unite the Kingdom Nakba Day. Same hatred.

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Back in my happy place.

Funny things still happen over at the bad place This guy put a prompt in his LinkedIn and now AI recruiters are writing him in Old English and calling him "my lord"

Incredible

Current mood.

Cat post on Facebook gets the ribbing it deserves. Well done, citizens of Fife.

this is genuinely worrying, and the people who say "just use Linux or OpenOffice" are deluded in the extreme if they think that solves all or even most of the of the problems. www.ft.com/content/4c3a...

This is what normalisation looks like.

If you think people on the left are immune to the bullshit stuff that RFK Jen and friends spout, then look at this unsourced clickbait story and now look at all the credulous replies about “nature can cure cancer but big pharma is suppressing it” shit.

Genuinely, what the fuck is this? #totp

Now a SECOND such incident in the space of 24 hours. A bus passenger arrested in Hackney after alleged Hitler & gas chamber comments to Jews. The suspect reportedly also claimed to have a knife and threatened Jewish passengers on the 254 bus, including children. www.jewishnews.co.uk/bus-passenge...

My only contribution to the booze and flying thing is that Janna and I once flew Biznissss to Budapest (cheap upgrade) and Janna ordered an orange juice with her breakfast. She was asked three times if she sure she wasn’t going to have any booze? Did she know it was free? What about champagne?

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Realise I’m being a bit self-pitying here, but the concussion has knocked me sideways. Absolutely normal 80% of the time, then spend 20% wanting to sleep/forgetting basic maths and spelling/having a blistering headache.

“You are in the kitchen” Yes, do you remember the snack I gave you a grand total of seven minutes ago? “You are in the kitchen” [continues]

Annoyingly enough I saw this reply at the time and can't remember who posted it. Sunder gets seen as earnest and 'not left wing enough' so is mocked, then you see who he is facing down on Twitter and such mockery should dry in your throat. He's far braver than me.

Oh no, how will I cope after being blocked by the most normal people in the world?

"why do we need all these data centers" Cause you keep scrolling tiktok all day

Not posting much as got a head injury and the concussion is affecting my ability to reply to people in a calm and rational way, but if this is your response to a racist hate crime, then you need to ask yourself whether you're actually an antiracist?

Their entire weapons programme was "Heinrich why don't we hold that stuff I vibed on Meth. How about a rocket plane that melts its Pilot..".. total nerds

Don't argue with the Seppo about the six counties. He obviously has issues with Irish people on both sides of the border, and it's just a game for him.

Six thousand people just to watch a county game in various states of refreshment. Superb.

God, just had visions of what happened in Albania when the pyramid schemes failed and the consequences.

I thought the scammer who was “buying” hacked accounts for alleged help in Gaza had gone? I’ve had five requests too, all from different and obviously hacked accounts.

"A little bit of Monica in my life.." #TOTP

That Nixon Centre account is a parody account, guys. It's just a really shit one.

Phrase of the day: There We Are Then. People might think you're agreeing with them, but you're just using a phonetic alphabet to call then a twat.

Absolute cunt hive on here today.

Today marks 5️⃣2️⃣ years since Sir Viv Richards made his First Class debut for Somerset in a three-day Tourist match against India at Taunton. He went on to become one of the greatest cricketers of all time. #YouAreSomerset