Wemby was obviously great on D tonight but he was unfortunately equally as bad on offense tonight. And Mitch Johnson’s offensive play calling was questionable as well. Almost as if one team has been here before and the other team mostly has not.

Cudi having to kick M.I.A. off his tour because she’s an unhinged lunatic brings back fun memories of this funny reply to her insanity on the bird app during the Covid days.

Cant believe a team with both Joel Embiid and Paul George is going to win a game 7. Hell of a job by Maxey to finish the Celtics off.

Checking out some college baseball instead of giving Arte Moreno money

Will Sasso, impersonating Alex Jones 😂😂

SA historically has been one of the least-connected internet cities among major markets. Don’t have streaming numbers but would imagine there are lots and lots of Spurs fans without Peacock and/or Prime. The NBA made its money, and plenty of it, but this TV deal sure stinks for the average Joe.

It makes me very happy that Will Sasso called in with his Alex Jones impression during the @timheidecker.bsky.social InfoWars stream last night. @theonion.com @bencollins.bsky.social

Having all the cards is, famously, not the goal in Uno.

This is the worst Tipton Edit yet.

“And the shark is Greg Norman. Who’s also a big fan of me. But he did a very bad job with the LIV. Just like the 1996 Masters…”

“Which one is the bear? And I say it’s Jack Nicklaus, who’s a big supporter of me. The golden bear! Not as good as a golfer as me. And doesn’t have as big of a hog as Arnold Palmer. Oh no, not at all. Arnold had the biggest club on the tour…”

The Anaheim Ducks just finished off the consecutive reigning Western Conference champions to advance in the Stanley Cup playoffs. Meanwhile down the street we had this recent development.

DUCKS!

He can’t even get one of the things he actually loves correct - It’s the PGA that’s at Doral this week.

Hell yeah @normcharlatan.bsky.social!

Currently there are two people in this office doing a Teams call with each other. No one else on the call! Their desks are only like 15 feet apart in this damn open office setup. I’m losing my mind and just making a bunch of Jim Halpert faces.

😳 SHEESH

I do hope at some point photos of the current stadiums/arenas with gambling company ads will look just a crazy and dated as the old photos with tobacco ads.

Thinking about this more today after the Sorsby news. And I’m still “fine” with legalization but man it really needs guidelines/restrictions and to be reined in some, but that’s obviously just not gonna happen any time soon.

DUCKS!!!!

James Naismith:

Me in my living room as Wemby checks out

De’Aaron Fox - driving Blazer fans insane today. I approve of today’s version of Fox.

That’s fucked up… they could’ve had at least one tv on the Wolves-Nuggets game, Dosunmu was going crazy

Lmao Kash Patel didn’t even rate a spot in the shooter’s manifesto

Rudy Gobert is having a hell of a series. I must reluctantly give that man a lot of credit.

CALLED IT!!!

Bengals drafted a CB that might be a reach but he has good measurables, a Center coming off an ACL injury*, and a WR with off the field issues. Just a standard Duke Tobin and Brown family draft. (*I actually like the Lew pick, snark aside)

The fuckery tweet is a first ballot sports Twitter hall of famer

Still laughing about Mike Greenberg confidently stating David Boston was Denzel Boston’s father as video played with him celebrating with a father who clearly wasn’t David Boston. Then like two hours later finally being like sooooo…about that David Boston thing, I was wrong, my bad.

✅ Reds ✅ Ducks ✅ Spurs Hell, I’ll even throw in a ✅ for old man LeBron continuing the fuckery. I’ve enjoyed the sports tonight

Kevin Harlan is so good at his job

🥵

I’d like to go to a playoff game but the Ducks have literally lost every single time I’ve been to a game. So I should probably just stay away from the Honda Center.

Ducks!

Go Ducks

Damn, guess it’s not ok. But hey, at least it appears Lowe is fine replacement.

Nathaniel Lowe taking his day off anger out on the baseballs tonight

I hope Geno’s back is ok, but I guess it wasn’t the worst thing that Lowe had to be a late sub in today.

KD firing up the burners to talk shit about tonight’s collapse by the Rockets

Hahaha holy shit the Houston Rockets are idiots

Pat McAfee’s popularity…

Ok cool, I still do not have to be concerned about the Steelers quarterback

Alex Jones taking everything the Onion says extremely seriously is one of the funniest new genres' of comedy

I don’t at all remember Ingram as a Raven but having his kid tell the Steelers they suck was worth it.

Welp, I hope this Aggie DE is better than that bust from A&M the Bengals took last year