Grumpelstiltskin
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Suggested plan for non-right UK parties: 1: Try making decisions / polices based on what is âmorally rightâ NOT what advisors say might win votes at the next election 2: Donât be cunts. You wonât out-cunt Reform/Tories. Cunt voters wonât believe you and you will lose non-cunt voter trust.
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Adam Bienkov
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4% of Labour Party members pick Wes Streeting as their first choice for Labour leader
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Get this outside the Emirates now!
#arsenal
#thearsenal
#coyg
#arsbur
about 10 hours ago
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One nil! One win away! One Arse!
about 10 hours ago
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Squeaky bum time!
#arsenal
#thearsenal
about 11 hours ago
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We all saw Hincapieâs arse!!
#ARSEnal
about 11 hours ago
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HaVARtz. Is that anything?
#thearsenal
#coyg
about 11 hours ago
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GET THE FUCK IN!!!
#thearsenal
about 12 hours ago
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FFS. Thatâs a clear pen!
about 12 hours ago
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1 of each of the top 3, please!
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This is a horrible read. Again, women showing bravery coming forward and men being the problem.
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about 14 hours ago
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Well, the nerves are starting to kick in about tonight!!
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Homer Simpson's Nervous Hesitation
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Finally!!!
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about 16 hours ago
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about 17 hours ago
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Assume the EU just wonât answer the door if anyone tries to return us!
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about 17 hours ago
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The only acceptable food discourse is if you are saying how fucking horrible coriander is. Thank you for your attention to this matter.
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Name a terrible thing Scrappy Doo did Heâs the true creative force behind Mrs Brownâs Boys
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about 18 hours ago
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The sooner the fish learn to walk out of the sea and rightly become the human raceâs new overlords the better! We are fucked anyway!
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Monday tomorrow
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If you see this, post your getaway vehicle.
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If you see this, post your getaway vehicle.
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1 day ago
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Monday tomorrow
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Congratulations, Dara!
#eurovision
2 days ago
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I thought Ian Watkins had been killed!
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#eurovision
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Oh well done Europe, youâve made Maggie Thatcher cry!
#eurovision
2 days ago
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Congratulations, Dara!
#eurovision
2 days ago
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Get in, Bulgaria!!! Always liked them!
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Oh well done Europe, youâve made Maggie Thatcher cry!
#eurovision
2 days ago
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WE GOT A FUCKING POINT!!! GET IN!!!
#eurovision
2 days ago
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Royaume-Uni nul points
#eurovision
2 days ago
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Well this is a good little tune!
#italy
#eurovision
2 days ago
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2 days ago
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Well this isnât very good is it! Bad UK!!
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2 days ago
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Greece wereâŠ
#eurovision
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Tony The Tiger Says 'Grrrrrrreat!'
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2 days ago
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Why is there a fake Antoine de Caunes on my TV?! I want the real thing!!!
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2 days ago
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Pick a Bond from photos you already have in your phone.
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3 days ago
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As punishment for the below post we ended up sitting next to a woman who during the flight watched several Reform videos, some GB News and clips from the March of the Cunts (very quick work).
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Why is he planning changes to Mirror readers?! What will it be? Some kind of DNA modification?! This man canât possibly get into power, the sick fuck!
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Always loved Sweet Talkin Fanny by the Dee Gees! Sung to the same tune as Evil Woman by ELO, of course
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