Grumpelstiltskin
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Suggested plan for non-right UK parties: 1: Try making decisions / polices based on what is ‘morally right’ NOT what advisors say might win votes at the next election 2: Don’t be cunts. You won’t out-cunt Reform/Tories. Cunt voters won’t believe you and you will lose non-cunt voter trust.
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Also worth noting that Joani Reid is kinda horrible - especially today on Trans Day of Visibility!
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Bit late? Is like stopping someone building a new toilet when they’ve already started just shitting on the land
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Genuinely feel bad for Spurs supporters regarding De Zerbi appointment.
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“I bought an elephant and now it’s decided to fuck me! Why haven’t the big bad navy stopped my elephant from fucking me?!”
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There is only one acceptable Gilet… Don!
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Tamara Bumpdeeay
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It’s Trans Visibility Day! A day to celebrate who Trans people are. People! For me that’s my friends, colleagues and my daughter. 🏳️⚧️🏳️⚧️🏳️⚧️🏳️⚧️🏳️⚧️🏳️⚧️🏳️⚧️🏳️⚧️🏳️⚧️🏳️⚧️🏳️⚧️
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Devastated we won’t be able to watch Underground Transgender Mafia on 90s Top of the Pops because of Scott Mills’ sacking!
#totp
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Brody in Jaws: “You're gonna need a bigger boat… because of the Jaws!”
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Brody in Jaws: “You're gonna need a bigger boat… because of the Jaws!”
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And it’s a British removal van, yeah? Ummm….
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Tudor sacked by Spurs Scott Mills now available Coincidence??
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This sentence from the BBC website’s Scott Mills story just made me audibly angry: “Mills was set to present a new visualised podcast to accompany Race Across the World.” - a what now?? - we don’t need that in any form - you were gonna have Scott Mills do it?!
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Happy Birthday to the late, great Vinny Van Gogh!
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Because they are cunts??
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when I make a good post
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Dogs can’t look up
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when I make a good post
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I know just who Spurs can turn to in their hour of need
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3 days ago
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Give him the best car again?
#f1
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Anxiety can be a right cunt
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Let’s just hope the Blowfish don’t get involved!
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Don’t forget to put your clocks back tonight!! An extra hour in bed! Whoop!!
#springback
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Let’s just hope the Blowfish don’t get involved!
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Me blocking someone.
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Don’t forget to put your clocks back tonight!! An extra hour in bed! Whoop!!
#springback
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Russo hat-trick! Nice!
#arsenal
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It came into my head so I made it and since I’ve had to see it, you do too!
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He should have used a driver!
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He should have used a driver!
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BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM
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BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM
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I had milk at school in the 80s! Take that Thatcher!
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Alejandra Caraballo
5 days ago
Taiwanese boxer Lin Yu-Ting was demonized and harassed because JK Rowling claimed she was male. Her boxing career was disrupted for over a year. Now, she's been cleared to compete as female after further "sex eligibility reviews." This is going to happen again.
www.reuters.com/sports/olymp...
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Olympic boxer Lin Yu-ting cleared to compete after sex eligibility review
Olympic champion Lin Yu-ting has been cleared to return to international competition after World Boxing completed a review of her sex-eligibility status, opening the door for her to fight at the Asia...
https://www.reuters.com/sports/olympic-boxer-lin-yu-ting-cleared-compete-after-sex-eligibility-review--flm-2026-03-21/
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Rowling is a truly awful human being.
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It came into my head so I made it and since I’ve had to see it, you do too!
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Sad for Wales, Ireland and Northern Ireland to not make it to the World Cup. Would have been fun to have them all there!
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