Grumpelstiltskin
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Suggested plan for non-right UK parties: 1: Try making decisions / polices based on what is ‘morally right’ NOT what advisors say might win votes at the next election 2: Don’t be cunts. You won’t out-cunt Reform/Tories. Cunt voters won’t believe you and you will lose non-cunt voter trust.
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That feeling when you’re so drunk you can’t quite remember all the right moves to Agadoo
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I mean, it does actually look kinda flat here. Makes you think 🤔
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I mean, it does actually look kinda flat here. Makes you think 🤔
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My favourite room here
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What’s a brilliant Tim Curry film?
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The thing I take from this is that the left / centre-left looks in a far stronger position than the right. Labour fucked up pushing to the right as everyone kept telling them!
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Hope he got his one call to phone home!
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Being rightfully ‘cancelled’ is such a fucking myth! They always get to come back!
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Hope he got his one call to phone home!
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Well, Netflix. Overall, I’d probably say I’m against it!
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Well, Netflix. Overall, I’d probably say I’m against it!
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Me when my wife wants me to do something so I pretend to be asleep
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I’ve decided to buy a ticket to the World Cup Final! Not related, but does anyone want to buy a kidney? Let me know!
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Amazing images from space of Artemis II approaching the moon!
#artemis
#artemisii
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Amazing new video from inside Artemis II!
#artemis
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Amazing new video from inside Artemis II!
#artemis
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Finally! A Canadian!!
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Incredible how they are literally all cunts!
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I hope Frog comes out of the closet when he is ready!
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#jonathan
#tortoise
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“I bought an elephant and now it’s decided to fuck me! Why hasn’t everyone else stopped my elephant from fucking me?!”
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With Artemis II on its journey to go round the Moon, please take this as a stark warning! Ernie is always right!!
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#artemisii
#sesamestreet
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Sesame Street: I Don't Want to Live on the Moon
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Fear I may become slightly obsessed with Angine de Poitrine. Not sure it will be for everyone though.
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Angine de Poitrine - Sarniezz (Live on KEXP)
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Fergi Jo Lisa 🏳️🌈
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Hell yes! Another movie I can't wait to see this year!
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Artemis II now orbiting the Moon!
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#artemisii
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Amazing images from space of Artemis II approaching the moon!
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WTF is going on! So long as we win this is brilliant! What a save!
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Exactly where I am - because I did!
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BBC comms team seem very Chelsea friendly. Fran Kirby ex-Chelsea so kinda get that. Lauren James definitely meant that on McCabe
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He was my grandad. Seeing his name brings a lump to my throat!
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Of course a close relative of this lady
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Also worth noting that Joani Reid is kinda horrible - especially today on Trans Day of Visibility!
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Bit late? Is like stopping someone building a new toilet when they’ve already started just shitting on the land
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Genuinely feel bad for Spurs supporters regarding De Zerbi appointment.
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“I bought an elephant and now it’s decided to fuck me! Why haven’t the big bad navy stopped my elephant from fucking me?!”
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There is only one acceptable Gilet… Don!
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Tamara Bumpdeeay
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It’s Trans Visibility Day! A day to celebrate who Trans people are. People! For me that’s my friends, colleagues and my daughter. 🏳️⚧️🏳️⚧️🏳️⚧️🏳️⚧️🏳️⚧️🏳️⚧️🏳️⚧️🏳️⚧️🏳️⚧️🏳️⚧️🏳️⚧️
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Devastated we won’t be able to watch Underground Transgender Mafia on 90s Top of the Pops because of Scott Mills’ sacking!
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Brody in Jaws: “You're gonna need a bigger boat… because of the Jaws!”
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Brody in Jaws: “You're gonna need a bigger boat… because of the Jaws!”
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And it’s a British removal van, yeah? Ummm….
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