Grumpelstiltskin
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Suggested plan for non-right UK parties: 1: Try making decisions / polices based on what is âmorally rightâ NOT what advisors say might win votes at the next election 2: Donât be cunts. You wonât out-cunt Reform/Tories. Cunt voters wonât believe you and you will lose non-cunt voter trust.
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At the end of the day, theyâre all just cunts!* * Feel free to apply this to whoever / whatever you like
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This doesnât help explain why The Beatles are there though!
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This doesnât help explain why The Beatles are there though!
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Lovely to see Duncan from Blue performing with Bad Bunny during the half time show!
#SuperbOwl
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Who's the Super Bowl halftime performer? *wrong answers only*
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Going through boxes of stuff earlier and my wife burst out laughing. Came over and she handed me this. Well done past me! Top work!
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Thereâs a fucking ghost in the Epstein files!!!
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Who's the Super Bowl halftime performer? *wrong answers only*
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Going through boxes of stuff earlier and my wife burst out laughing. Came over and she handed me this. Well done past me! Top work!
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Iâve done my duties, Paddington. Please take me to Dominic Cummings.
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Stopped taking any anti-seizure meds today having been weaning off for last couple of months. Which is nice! đ
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Think Mo might have done this again after that goal!!
#football
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Post your favourite Lord Of The Rings character. Wrong answers only.
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Canât be doing that on the pitch, Mo!
#football
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Iâve done my duties, Paddington. Please take me to Dominic Cummings.
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Stopped taking any anti-seizure meds today having been weaning off for last couple of months. Which is nice! đ
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England pretty wank at the Wankhede!
#cricket
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Just to be clear, a staffer has also erroneously made all of my posts, ever. Thank you for your attention to this matter.
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More Staunton Lick!
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Watching the All Her Fault series (is very good) and am enjoying the current episode which has just been about Mr Chips! Hoping the next hour is also just about Mr Chips too!
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I mean you can basically see his cock and balls!
#totp
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Pizza Shut
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Great to see the Demon Headmaster on
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Why didnât they play Daniel OâDonnell?! The cunts!
#totp
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Why was Britney in my Nanâs house?
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Pizza Shut
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Just to be clear, a staffer has also erroneously made all of my posts, ever. Thank you for your attention to this matter.
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Thereâs always a new low!
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
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Trump shares video with racist clip depicting Obamas as apes
As a black Republican senator calls it
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/ce8r8y78g10o
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The whitest thing that has ever happened!
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The whitest thing that has ever happened!
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Answering, ânot badâ when asked how you are, irrespective of actual mood.
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Big Chungus deal approved!
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Answering, ânot badâ when asked how you are, irrespective of actual mood.
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Shouting âWHEY!â when anyone drops a glass or plate in a pub/restaurant
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Shouting âWHEY!â when anyone drops a glass or plate in a pub/restaurant
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Just had 5 minutes of Dickinsonâs Real Deal on the TV. It is so weird and singularly, the most depressing program ever made. Does give me an excuse to post this again though, so swings and roundabouts!
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The amazing Bobby Davro clip just popped up on YouTube where he: - Is in stocks - Has his trousers taken down - Has Lionel Blair, Jim Bowen and Cheggars singing Always Look on the Bright Side of Life and dancing next to him He then falls forward, face first and nearly dies. Is like a fever dream!
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