aliens invading earth because that tesla elon shot into space ran over a kid

"That's right, Jaxson, it's mac-arrrrr-oni, now tell me about mom's friend Steve, does he ever visit in the morning?"

This guy always looks like Solid Snake applying for a bank loan

Some white supremacist zoomer somewhere read that the Nazis were really into Beethoven and the American public school system did its job.

Chris Caldwell of Racism Magazine.

Christopher Caldwell is a regular contributor to the @nytimes.com by the way, if you want to get a sense of what opinions the intelligentsia think are respectable and intriguing and which they think are beyond the pale.

damn that baby looks cool as hell

Lmao

"No US military forces were harmed" I mean, yeah, that's how summary executions work. "The firing squad was uninjured".

"Democrats should run on popular things" and "billionaires are good actually" are in fact fatally opposed concepts.

Do you want Bane? Because this is how you get Bane.

Eh, he's going to have a lot of time to think about it.

It feels like the Democratic party is fighting a constant battle to adopt the smallest possible percentage of the views of its base and it's so goddamn frustrating.

Next Christmas, double feature

E.T. cone dome 🖖

painting of ET getting pelted with pinecones i did a few years ago

Those Chinese scientists were in there messing around with humours.

two conversations happening all over oklahoma this week: 1. hottest christmas week in living memory, 30 degrees over seasonal average 2. hey hey, gas under two bucks a gallon

Just say black, this is taking forever.

This series of words makes me feel like I’m having a stroke

real answer? burton thinks the writers were uncomfortable coming up with romantic plot lines involving a black guy

"Look at that asshole politician, volunteering at a soup kitchen over the holidays. Won't solve hunger!"

Going around telling Mamdani supporters that short form vertical video is not a meaningful replacement for the welfare state

"this campaign strategy is not a meaningful replacement for the welfare state" is one of those things that's simultaneously true while I think somewhat missing the point of what campaign strategies are intending to accomplish

The first thing ICE did when it was created was raiding meat processing plants in the Midwest and south to help quell labor disputes over safety violations and keep those who weren't detained from getting legal protections as many had kids who grew up locally and were citizens with political power.

The Dick Clark and The Ryan Seacrest Center for the Performing Arts.

Alexander Siddig is a direct descendant of the Mahdi and René Auberjonois was a direct descendant of Joachim Murat and Caroline Bonaparte. Deep Space 9 was wild.

What these people are doing to the power of calling out real antisemitism, in an incredibly dangerous time of surging global antisemitism….man, it is just so worrisome

Nic Cage as John Madden looks kinda like when Alan Partridge got fat because he had a Toblerone addiction.

Suing him for a million dollars these losers legitimately think it should be illegal not to like them.

Running on straight up "vote for the white guy" - Vivek doesn't deserve any better but man is this country a shithole.

Yes, there are two ways in which AI/LLMs are used at my work there is the way that we choose to use them, that acts as a time saver and there is the way that they have been forced into our existing processes which undeniably so far has created more work for us than the former has saved.

Re: the "Nicki Minaj" wants a pardon for her brother" angle, pretty important to note that Trump cannot pardon state charges - not in a like "he's not supposed to but what if he does?" way but in a "he has been explicitly trying to and has been unsuccessful" way.

I’m from Whoville, and I say kill the Grinch!

cigarette company

See, now this is the kind of thing that you wouldn't see if we'd done the honorable thing as a society and REDACTED everybody on the Epstein list with a large brick.

Makes you think about the entire apartment complex they raided where families said their money and belongings were gone. Or the accidental aerial footage of agents using their private vehicles to move foods and goods from the loading areas of restaurants they raided. Again, the smallest glimpse.

This is what they’re comfortable doing on camera, not enough people internalizing that part.

I also noticed that the airport now has signs only in Spanish that tell people they can get $1000 for "self deportacion" and for each member of their family they also convince to 'self deport' Disgusting

sorry, i'm drawing a blank ok that was easy what was your question

it's incredible to contemplate: these people don't have enough. they look at your rickety remaining safety nets -- maybe some employer provided health insurance, maybe even a 401k -- and they think: i need to get my greasy lips around those dregs and drink them dry too

the elite consensus seems to be congealing around "disrupting" health insurance and giving you discounts on vitamins and a savings card for medicine to use when the worst happens. best cSe scenario you'll get a thousand bucks a year to buy your health on the open market. gig economy health care

i don't think cuban is really being straight with anyone regarding his open mindedness towards the provision of health care