Being literally the actual real-life white guy who made it so nobody can afford a home and trying to blame it on immigrants is insane.

Pausa de hidratación

No joke, I think there's a non-zero number of individuals who subconsciously expect indigenous people to just revert back to pre-contact methods of living in any land-back scenario.

You gave indigenous people autonomy and got mad when they used it to build apartment buildings? What did you think landback meant? Vibes? Papers? Essays?

MISHIMA?!

Somehow she makes it sound like she's demanding at gunpoint.

I'm a big enough pothead to know this is just a cross strain between Gary Payton and Permanent Marker, a naming convention that usually works fine except once my dispensary was carrying Pink Panties x Girl Scout Cookies.

Smoking on that shit that makes you Gary for the rest of your life

Semper Fi-nd a real job.

If you’re gonna come at the king, you gotta… gotta kill him……….:… when you come at the king you can’t try again

There's a local gold dealer who runs ads on TV called "Paul Reiser Resources" and I always picture him arguing with his wife like "he doesn't OWN the name, Sharon."

I like to think that Cobra Kai is set in an slightly-alternate universe where this never faded out and karate maintained maximal cultural cachet all the way through present day.

they are not afraid of him being a bad mayor, they are afraid of him being a good mayor

RIP to all the catholics excommunicated by the pope for their heresy but im different. and better. maybe even better than the pope

“Mrs. Doubtfire you’re trying to seduce me.”

And what happened then? Well in Whoville they say - that the Grinch's small butthole grew three sizes that day

The greatest Mexico v England tweets you will ever read. 😂 As you were.

the kelce bros tearfully disassembling their bunk bed

Roses are red Love leads to strife

Wow, such a big day for them and there's an encoding error on their billboard, what an embarrassing mistake.

victorian ghost child (grown up), your brother in law who is Definitely going to say something racist once he has three beers in him, I Tried To Make Cillian Murphy in the Oblivion Character Creator, guy selling "historical flags" at a gun show, and Tall Peter Dinklage

two dumb bitches telling each other “welllllll not exactly”

A penintent Cricket spends the entire season getting refrocked only to inadvertently get the boot alongside them.

Somebody named Professor Pecknold trying to end Pajama Day is the plot of a book for very early readers.

every job i see these days is like: LEAD CONTENT ANALYST, Puppy Killing Factory (remote). $350,000 - $500,000. You will edit our internal newsletter (circulation 500). Associate Editor, Nonprofits, Global Good Magazine (in office, NYC). $27,000 - $28,000. Lead ALL of our fundraising efforts!

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People have to stop saying “real feel” about the weather it sounds like a trademarked thickness of condom.

It seems like hyperbole or partisan propaganda to say but it's just factually true that Republican politicians do not believe the law - any law - should apply to them.

Such an illustration of the double standard faced by justice reform advocates - every crime that occurs in a city that has, for example, eliminated cash bail gets written up in the papers as a direct result while nobody will blame anything on all these agents being re-assigned to Fantasy Island.

Simulations falling into simulation theory, what a country.

Beautiful tribute to Curtis Mayfield.

Well, cross him off then.

There's no backwards compatibility anymore

John Hinckley Jr. in 1981

games have been huge success. thats why we're firing every one who makes games. also we are going to make it so players can no longer buy games

I believe this is also the official position of Switzerland.

Frankly I think this makes them a national security threat.