US Troops killed all the guards at Dachau for this kind of shit.

I'm assembling a team

His little clap, best power-up since

Hey, you wanna see a dead body?

"If somebody is going to be making money off of Nazi content it might as well be us" is just such a wild thing to think.

theyre making independent, introspective, rebellious men race each other and gambling on it. this is sick

The waiter: And what would you like today young man? My two year old:

if AOC is too right-wing for you to support, you do not believe in electoral politics and should just be honest about that

If it weren't for all of our legislators being in the pocket of Big Gravity we could repeal that sucker and revolutionize air travel.

Everyone Is Twelve

the people who weren't on cohost for the 5 minutes cohost existed must also learn of Bitch House

Yeah, we definitely need more info here. CourtListener docket: www.courtlistener.com/docket/72164...

HIGH HIGH HOPES FOR A LIVING DRINKING MY CAPPUCCINO FROM A CHICKEN

This is what they give you if you can't remember the stupid Italian sizes at Starbucks.

Bad Bunny at 31 vs Charlie Kirk at 31

"Some were as young as 13, and at least half of those taken in so far became pregnant as a result of rape..." What a sadistic nation, predatory and grotesquely cruel.

elon understands grok to be primarily a political project, that is, concerned with the exercise of power and the promotion of ideology justifying the exercise of power

Like yes he wouldn't have supported a white man who thought Palestinians are human beings with equal dignity to Jews either. That uh does not render him less racist.

The thing is that the reason he is so adamantly opposed to Mamdani's politics is that he's racist.

a stat i always cite is the number of anti-trans articles in the press went from 60 in a year, to 7,500

It’s a mass murder suicide

Stop stop I like her already.

He might be interested in the history of ghettos too.

Swan Lake NFTs are available now.

Lay down with dogs, get fleas, but the fleas are the ones from Cloverfield.

all the professors and deans are like 'my contacts with mr epstein were purely in the service of my profession and I had no idea' and then his emails are just like 'can u make lolita robot?'

Joke about Philadelphia

I mean, I sort of feel like that ship had already sailed for Prince in 1999.

really interesting to me how many professional political commentators have basically retconned the draconian immigration enforcement policies of Obama and Biden out of existence and have completely swallowed the right wing narrative of immigration enforcement

When the dog succeeds in catching the car and not only does he not know what to do next but he notices that he was also somehow the one driving the car: the Epstein files

Oh no, did something happen to it?

Sorry I can't make it, I'm being temporarily entombed that day.

Tech executives have finally amassed their ultimate, long dreamed-of power: to summarily fire anyone who speaks ill of their desire to have sex with robots

what is with these people and dogs?

"Young metoo bitch" really gets to the gist of the last ~10 years huh

Mama, I just k*lled a man / Put a g*n against his head / Pulled my trigger now he's d**d - Gen Z Freddy Mercury

"In the body-worn camera footage released by the U.S. attorney’s office, Exum appeared to turn his steering wheel to the left, toward Martinez’s car, before the Chevrolet Tahoe he’d been driving collided with Martinez’s Nissan Rogue." Wow, the cops even drive with passive voice.

I know I’m fixating, but “shooting down party balloons and using it as a pretext for war” is literally the “99 Luftballons” story arc. 🎈🤯 (Even “Miami 2017” didn’t map this closely.)

NO SPRINGS

This will allow them to focus more resources on their newest initiative, the Gallup Peace Prize.