This is like the 80s ditch weed of the Internet, now we're all smoking 98% meme concentrate.

"Now is not the time for arguing about who shit my pants."

I GET LOGGED OUT. BUT I LOG IN AGAIN

Wikipedia is what the internet could have been, now it's a lone beacon in the wasteland.

I think that the FL GOP will detonate a nuclear bomb in downtown Miami before they allow this to happen.

Democrats don't have to win Trump voters over. They just have to demoralize and demotivate them, and making them feel like shit for supporting a visibly putrefying subnormal cretin helps with that.

Like I used to belief that a politics that leaves small towns behind was unfair, now I would happily feed the worldly possessions of rural voters into a wood chipper.

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Inventing the air conditioner Make it a 100 fucking pounds. No, no center mass to it at all somehow. Throw some fuckin…accordion arms on it that flap out and catch on everything when you’re carrying it up from the basement. And let me get 50 razor blades on the back of it too.

horrifying anti-muslim violence stoked by the leaders of this country.

I think the case of Fuck You v. Make Me applies to this situation.

"You're only allowed to use our kangaroo courts" the Constitution is a dead letter.

[clears throat] Mark Cuban is the Matt Yglesias of Peter Thiels

You know this is because whoever had to read the names wanted "someone else" to try working through the melting pot of graduates from Poland to Nigeria to Vietnam and landed on the only solution worse than humbly making a good faith attempt.

"Like Thunder"

I would like Democrats to come out and say that anyone receiving assets from this new slush fund, or profiting any of the other corrupt acts from this candidate, will have 100% of their assets seized the first chance we get. Even if they get pardoned.

Musk v Altman JUDGE: The jury has sent a question and the answer is no, the death penalty is not "available for both sides" please return to the jury room and limit your consideration to civil damages.

Notably, this is a far friendlier description of what Trump's doing than you can even find at some legacy conservative websites. The National Review doesn't frame it this kindly.

One of the things that makes me the most fearful for the health of our democracy is this bizarre behavior by the press in twisting stories to make Trump's activities fit within normal frameworks that are completely inappropriate for the circumstances.

I wish the elder gods would just take me now.

The slush fund is obviously grotesque but I wouldn't assume those Proud Boys are gonna see a penny of it. It's all going to go to the same politically-connected car dealership owners that looted every dime from the PPP loan program.

Trump Requests $1.2 Trillion To Have https://bit.ly/3RjdlH1

$1 trillion from Medicaid $60 billion from USAID $11 billion from FEMA $29 billion for Iran $75 billion for ICE $1.7 billion slush fund for right-wingers This administration is the largest wealth transfer in history from the world's most vulnerable people to the world's least vulnerable people.

The “we don’t have the votes” excuse for refusing to force a vote on impeachment is conceding the point and saying even the opposition party doesn’t think this high crime merits removal from office. It’s not being politically astute and pragmatic, it’s self-defeating in its cowardice.

she’s in oakland, someone tell interpol

tfw you’ve been partying with REO Speedwagon

North Carolina’s hottest club is the Brier Creek Harris Teeter. This place has everything.

"car donation charity marketed as helping under-privileged and impoverished american children is actually a money scheme to boost IDF enlistment and west bank settlement" is a top 10 sentence that describes the late american empire

i keep asking them when i get to genocide evangelical christians for wanting to kill me for being trans yet i never get an answer.

Blowing off some Bible shit to sit at home and schizopost pictures of gray alien cum gutters, that's our commander-in-chief.

hi im anthony weiner. im a sex offender. and i want your vote america is truly the land of third chances

The dream always starts the same way

Tom Brady of Finland

Public broadcaster that had all their federal funding cut for purely political reasons wonders whether or not they live in an authoritarian state

oh for sure man

"I am the only person that actually exists and the world ends when I die" is the theory of mind that explains quite a bit of modern elite behavior.

He's their David Hogg only that name is much more appropriate for him since he looks like a cartoon pig turned into a real boy.

People who think organized religion has always been a hustle watching Trump 2 every day like

At this point, journalists who still persist in declining to talk about racism and cruelty as key GOP motivators are essentially colluding in writing fiction about the present state of politics and of the country.

again, staying completely silent on the actual merits of ai, the initial ai boosters basically campaigned on "this will eliminate your job, forever, and make me personally rich." it should not surprise *anyone* that this provoked a backlash.

Every Kash Patel story

Faire yuse.

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