oh is a spaceball happening

this is important:

I wonder what the substance is that they use to make it so that the name-brand Goldfish never go stale and yet the knock-off Goldfish come off the production line already stale.

In my experience women are drawn to tradwife ideology by a desire to be homemakers while the man works, whereas men are drawn to tradwife ideology by a desire for women to be homemakers while the man plays Call of Duty 4: Modern Warfare.

The winner of this election will face Soldier or Spy in 2028

Trump at the Supreme Court

Increasingly convinced this guy in particular is actually closer to the dudes who go in public being walked around in gimp suits than he is to the Andrew Tate types.

How are the Trump appointees less cooked than Alito?

The fact that President Miller sent his very highest-profile surrogate to the Court for this case in particular is highly revealing about administration priorities.

I believe this is from the case law established in Charlie Brown v. Hoes

Trump at the Supreme Court

Had this rattling around my head for an entire eight-hour shift.

they are calling it the scotus cuck chair

The shahada, we love it folks. Five pillars, big beautiful pillars, just like my ballroom.

It’s a full on assault on the political neutrality of the military and an encouragement of greater crimes.

It’s not a joke. It’s a clear and frequently reinforced signal to the armed services that if you break regulations or laws you will be exonerated as long as your actions show fealty to Trump/MAGA.

I'm going to build my own Presidential library, with blackjack, and hookers.

bilboification

I have mildly griped about this but have come to realize it's good, this is the level of propaganda the average American media consumer needs.

And in the center of the mandala, the practitioner must envision Kristi Noem, of horrible visage, in yab-yum with her consort Bryan, draped in his finery. They are surrounded in all directions by the fearsome dakinis

Iran invasion is back on!

“Strange fellow, but he don't miss much on the music, not that you asked."

Fix your hearts or die and we're running very low on fix your hearts.

Look I share the concerns about this guy, but some people are going to have to swallow their pride and direct some of that Blue No Matter Who inward.

Why has the U.S. rejected cheap, plentiful electricity in favor of coal, oil, and gas? Because a dozen billionaires who own oil companies have made it so, contrary to the will of a majority of Americans. If that doesn’t make us a petrostate, I don’t know what does.

I think this is right. China is all-in on solar, batteries, etc., while the U.S. is absolutely refusing to leave the 20th century. Once you dig up and burn a barrel of oil or a ton of coal, it's gone—you've gotta dig up more. Solar panels will produce power for decades. We're going to get wrecked.

I don't know if I would call these unlikely allies, these are the first two people who come running when you put up the sex criminal Bat Signal.

For $4 million a month I will consult for democrats and tell them to say Lock Them Up

I pushed my soul in a deep dark hole and then I followed it in

What would you even put in a 47 story presidential museum.

Nobody give him a Dorito!

Sometimes, the system works.

Apartheid is too limited of a word to describe what Israel is today.

The Knesset passed a bill today mandating the death penalty for Palestinians convicted of terror - but not for Jews. There is a word for a legal system where different legal standards apply to different categories of people. www.haaretz.com/israel-news/...

your grandparents voting for reagan

Why do these guys always end up in Argentina?

*stares DIRECTLY at camera*

Golden retriever runs 15 feet after owner mimes throwing tennis ball

It’s such an obvious motivation, and I hate to contribute to their angst, but it is very pathetic.

To be clear with how I feel about it. Anyone in the military who directs or carries out strikes on desalination plants should be in prison when this is over.

Buddy, they aren't "litmus tests", they're something that primary voters increasingly care about and if you don't stake out a position that's acceptable for them you're going to lose the biggest litmus test of all: the Democratic Primary

FED'S MIRAN: WHY, IS SOMETHING GOING ON WITH OIL?

This is, frankly, as bad as Trump always blaming things on Biden. Just a totally disingenuous sidestep of responsibility.

i was trying to explain to a friend the way new fonts look, so i made this graphic