let's turn this glory hole into a glory home 💞

It never used to be dark by 5pm. They're doing this to demoralize you

Most predictable possible outcome of doing anti-Semitic pablum while trying to work in Hollywood of all places. Just an overdose on cynicism to assume there'd be no blowback - creating a Jewish cabal to get mad at and then losing to it.

the thrill of living is gone

they’re gonna help him beat kingdom hearts

This is going to be really educational, he's going to learn all about modern gender issues and also probably miniature wargaming.

I think a good way to think of this would be like in 50 First Dates where every morning Adam Sandler has to try to convince Drew Barrymore to fall in love with him despite her having no memory of him except every morning it's Trump's advisors trying to get him to invade Venezuela.

At last, we have created Humbert Humbert from the classic Russian novel Don't Be Humbert Humbert.

This is just throwing up the Bat Signal for that menswear guy.

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Phone Didion

Writing this shit for a white woman fired for incredibly serious incompetence while @karenattiah.bsky.social gets fired for having dignity.

okay if they find emails between jp morgan (died 1913) and jeffery epstein (died 2019) that would be a big scoop

Sorry, leg cramp, sorry

Better spend it fast, motherfuckers.

Never thought about it until this still right here but Ray Wise could totally play a demented (so accurate) RFK character.

all politicians are inauthentic but damn if JD isn't uniquely "3AM infomercial co-host" inauthentic. just the greasiest wettest "wait, Sean, but it must be so hard to clean! and I'm a busy mom of three" transparent sleezeball huckster shit of all time. the fumbling tupperware in black & white dunce.

THE NEWS: [directly implicated in global pedophile ring] How is this news?

"and their media apparatus" yeah, which includes the New York Times.

this is ludicrous. the msm was covering and promoting right wing nonsense on all these issues LONG before "official actions." are you fucking kidding me?

you could fact check this — there aren’t 30 million illegal immigrants and there is no evidence that the presence of an immigrant in say houston has any impact on housing in madison, wisconsin — or you could note straightforwardly that this is just nazi rhetoric

The entire American experiment is based primarily on the mindless pursuit of wealth resulting in a culture of artifice where unremarkable people who were born or lucked into extreme privilege are treated like kings by armies of sycophants all rushing to the same trough?

Sorcerer (1977) dir. William Friedkin

Oh man, that's some grade-A 100% pure take right there. No baby powder in that one.

It was such a breath of fresh air in today's all-CGI world just to see how many props they had.

"she needed money for braces" it's really hard to overstate how fucking evil these people are

It's a big club and you ain't in it.

in the 19th century, there were extraordinarily graphic religious tracts condemning lesbianism and bondage. these were sold for relatively high prices to people who wanted to read about lesbianism and bondage. QAnon is that, but for pedophilia.

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And the great thing is nothing of value will be lost. None of them provide anything to society, their power is all a product of their positions and not their ability.

Epstein claimed to be a teetotaler, but this is some pretty classic hallucinogen rambling.

For all the talk about how they only associated with him because he was a financial genius or whatever the only time finances seem to come up in any of these e-mails is the occasional illegal money laundering scheme. None of these creeps seem to be asking him for investment advice.

WE DIDN'T START THE FIRE!

Boebert just disappointed to find out that "the carrot or the stick" isn't another term for hand stuff.

From: Jeffrey Epstein <[email protected]> To: [email protected] pls pick up. Sandwich order ,, rb mayo lettuce Bacon . no pickle im going to take late lunch. with ,, for Trump Pinker Clinton Prince Andrew Dershowitz. party with some " girls". btw we're all pedophiles

jd vance post: erm mom can you pick me up? liberals are trusting the word of *checks notes* jeffrey epstein?? trump post: "THE CORRECT TERM FOR THE PRESIDENT IS EPHEBOPHILE NOT PEDOPHILE" - THE GREAT MARK LEVIN ON FOX NEWS

Want to share with you this bit of treasure from UCB of a guy doing an impression of Jimmy Fallon in court testifying about a double murder

From: Jeff Epstein ([email protected]) To: Donald Trump ([email protected]) Some of the girls I'm trafficking have been complaining about your smell. We're pedophiles here, have some self respect! -Jeff P.S. IT IS ILLEGAL TO LOOK AT THIS EMAIL IF IT IS NOT FOR YOU

I know nothing matters anymore, but vetoing it would have to be accepted by the general public as an implicit admission of serious guilt right? It would have to be?

Horses and humans share a special bond because we are both half centaurs

it makes so much sense when you *also* realize that this is what elon musk sounds like when he talks about literally anything. they both have what scientists call a "money halo"

They all watched Mountainhead and thought it sounded like a great idea.

She's 150% going to get a pardon and all I can say is the last scene of Weapons is really good.