The sky is just showing off now.

Now *that's* a headline.

Here’s a little good news to brighten this dreary day, looks like Harry Potter and The Cursed Child will be closing this Autumn, both on the West End *and* Broadway.

Ooooh, @boredoftheoldone.bsky.social look!

Nooooooooooooo!

Please stop using the term 'child porn'. Here's why. learning.nspcc.org.uk/news/why-lan...

Yesterday involved having to organise a work trip to Morocco in a few weeks time and then, while researching family history, finding out that my great aunt married her first cousin. And they didn't even live in Norfolk. Let's see what Tuesday brings.

day 2 of posting margot photos from the archives until morale improves

Nice cropping there, Microsoft.

Right, suppose I'd better be all corporate.

Who would like to hear Bert snoring?

For the discerning cannibal

Reading this at the moment, it's very good.

Just over 12km this morning, not sure he'll want a walk for a bit.

Ok. So. They anonymised the sheep.

This is brilliant. And they have a YouTube channel full of them.

I made a playlist

Just met these lads.

I do like getting up early and clear winter mornings.

Morning from Windsor Great Park. Bit chilly out here.

This is the best thing I've ever seen.

Watching the Taskmaster special. Sam Ryder is just a lovely golden retriever of a man isn't he?

Tried some recipes from French Cooking for One. Basic (complimentary) french fare. I realise i used to eat a lot of this growing up. Hers some leek and potato soup, celeriac salad and used the egg whites left from making mayo with some grated cheese for some delices.

Jean Marsh just blew up Larry Hagman with a hand grenade. This is quite an odd film when you think about it.

Larry Hagman and his moustache giving an understated, subtle performance.

Varied accents in The Eagle Has Landed. Donald Sutherland doing Irish, Duvall trying for German and getting a bit Danish. Caine doing cockney (he's playing a German)

The Eagle Has Landed on TV. Not seen this for decades. Fantastic cast, let's see if it holds up.

[starmer at home, curtains drawn, riverdancing expressionlessly as the phone rings off the hook]

More golden hour light.

Out with Bert. It's not the prettiest view but look at that light across the sky.

Tried reporting my missing delivery to Evri using their phone number. When you select the option to report a problem, the recorded voice says "Sorry, we are experiencing difficulties" and then it hangs up.

There's a lot of terrible people out there and horrible things happening. I'm listening to this, a reminder of what human beings are also capable of. youtu.be/3FLbiDrn8IE?...

Reuters doing some balanced reporting here. 👀

Started a new book. It's not one already on the pile or one that I bought yesterday. Yes, I bought another book this morning. I think I may have a problem.

Godspeed released a double album of four songs.

I was going to put on some music and read but I seem to have a dog on my lap instead.

FUCK YOU EVRI. Parcel has not been delivered despite them saying it has and because it doesn't see my postcode as linked to the delivery, it just closes down the chat. Fuckers.

Enough of all that, it's @magnumificent.bsky.social's birthday. Hope you have a brilliant day.

“This is the best thing since sliced bread!” - first person to use toilet paper

Proper Bluesky reply to somebody currently dealing with bombs and explosions.

This is the first time in history that a County Clare hotelier has kidnapped the leader of another country

Lads, saying "Maduro's not great" is completely irrelevant. They could kidnap Putin and it would still be wrong.

Trump: LEEROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOY JEEEEEENKIIIIIIIIIIINS! CIA: Oh my god he just ran in

Wait, he's kidnapped an elected head of state? Is that accurate?

Today's music from #YearOfWonder was written over a thousand years ago by genius polymath nun Hildegard vin Bingen. It's beautiful and seems to fit a frosty morning. youtu.be/ExJT1sRYmIA?...

It's a gorgeous cold clear morning.

FIFA gave him a peace prize.