Words I don’t want to read in a single sentence: “erotic”, “gushing”, “Thatcher” 💀

"landlord lives matter" 😥😥

did not expect karmic justice against the nation of france to be so swift, but anyway, great result

Here's my Alien: Earth season one summary (spoiler free)

new scam going around where they hire you for a job but pay you less than the value your labor produced

SUBTLY DOWNGRADE A BAND I'VE GOT LOADS Large Attack Oneohtrix Point Rarely Mid Romeo 2 Limited

so i asked grok to explain a tweet i saw regarding the stock price of a niche technology company and it came back and made a weird and negative reference to "trans rights" affecting markets and i should've screenshotted that shit. i think they've tweeked the algo again

Remember that time King Tubby got mixed into Autechre and it worked a treat? youtu.be/LvWfLLiRA-U?...

hit me up with some festive e-liquid flavours

shocking that sadiq khan has to fend off trump's very obviously racist attacks on him alone without any cover whatsoever from starmer, his boss

we're mad about taxis now huh......fuck this miserable, resentful country

If you die on The Great British Bake Off, you die in real life

Too late, Batman. Once this Tylenol floods the city's water supply, my wiki won't run out of editors ever again

having a bad work day and ann fucking widdecombe is on the radio. what's the point of anything

Mafia boss wants me to get rid of a Gen Z snitch. I drive him out to the Las Vegas desert at gunpoint but he refuses to dig his own grave. The kids don't want to work!

sex romps

we don't talk enough about how this paranoid freak released virtual insanity in 1996. years before the average person in the uk had even sent a text message, he was dancing like a maniac in his big moving gaff, enraged to the point of song by faxes, teletext and encarta 95.

i just don't see how "smells like a grave" is a good thing

some fantastic electronic music here, including a track from my friend @tudoracid.bsky.social, highly recommended listening, just great stuff www.mixcloud.com/resonanceext...

going back in time to stop my dad's parents, then my dad, and then me, all taking paracetamol before the births of our respective autistic sons

guys how do i make one of those charlie kirk AI necromancy videos? i feel like the format has so much potential and i'm fizzing with ideas

looking for more than 10 seconds at this photo of tim farron holding an england flag at the lib dem conference will render you neurologically incapable of ever having another horny thought for the rest of your life

this is so funny www.youtube.com/watch?v=l_bT...

i love the smell of far-left entryism

"I'm an effective altruist mainly reading and..." blocked

decided to bung the green party a membership fee, for the same reason i briefly joined corbyn's labour - i don't believe in capitalist democracy for a second, but they are at least prepared to say the right things about human dignity so if my £5/month helps them boil some piss, good luck to them

oh this is tangential but a friend of mine dated an aspiring writer in her early 20s and he once pulled out a notepad and started writing down things people were saying while they were casually smoking (and he was sober) as inspiration for his future writing. don't anthropologise the sesh you cretin

about to cook this very divisive carnitas recipe from BBC Good Food

i remember a school friend bringing an honest to god camcorder to the weed sesh and it tanked the vibe so badly he never did it again

not the main point here but mass car ownership has turned british roads into killing fields for teenagers and young adults, and the normalisation of multi-car families has made quiet neighbourhoods into hellscapes of paved-over front gardens and suburban school run gridlock

really sad to see corbyn go out like this tbh. i honestly think he could have done more good for the country just being a talking head on TV and stuff

I'm not sure about this branding but I'm not the billionaire business genius

i wrap my tea bags in slices of clown ham for precisely this reason

steeleye span

the normalisation of saying "can i get" instead of "could i have" when ordering food or drinks. "can i get" implies that you are the only participant in the transaction, denying both the agency and generosity of the person whose job it is to give you the thing

every time i think about Raised By Wolves i get really angry

An actual quote from the Secretary of State for Business and Trade Too often people go to university to ‘explore research and knowledge’ Look forward to Wes S saying 'too often people go to hospital to have operations' or Heidi Alexander saying 'too often people go to the station to catch a train'

Everyone leaving university should set up a business, hundreds of thousands of one man businesses, a nation surging forward on the resale of hemp grinders and jibbets

The writers this season aren’t even trying anymore

America inches much closer to the designation of all trans kids, adults, families & friends as terrorists. The ppl who write Trump’s executive orders are laying out the policy for him, here. The Heritage Fdn wrote Project 2025, his agenda. This is v serious & ppl should have their go bags sorted.

keir starmer shouts "bloody hell" at the moment of sexual arrival

Gen X men realising there's a topical reason to post a Judean People's Front joke

fucking hell this makes me feel old, i remember people doing this during the iraq invasion

ok

Trigger article 50 now

TRUMP MENU: STARTER Faggin and Yorkshire ploppies MAIN Eggy peggy with Wiltshire stinker beside a bed of Burnley bean sheaths AFTERS Sloppy dick ALE Ruddles

why don't we just collectively agree that, until further notice, everything we do, right down to cellular respiration and the whole "being alive" thing, is a direct attack on charlie kirk