happy "american liberals making homophobic jokes to own the homophobic republicans" month

WRONG. Wrong.

time to get my head straightened out

new BoC album is strong but let's not pretend a couple of the tracks aren't stinkers imo imo

this, it felt like new material from kraftwerk to all intents and purposes. and they covered someone elses song! incredible gig

KRAFTWERK WERE ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BRILLIANT. THEY ARE MY FAVOURITE BAND AND IT JUST DOESNT GET BETTER THAN THIS. HERE THEY ARE PLAYING THEIR HIT SONG, “EVERYTHING’S COMPUTER”

bristolians, there's a bitcoin conference in your city today if you're looking for some libertarians to bully

off to see these great lads tonight

haha they really are running the corbyn playbook again. he wants to seize power by electoral means! this villain, this power-mad bastard is seeking a democractic mandate!

Paramount+ wanted to use the image on the left as a poster for the wrath of Khan, so they used everyone's least favorite technology to generate the rest of the image.

r/prematuretruncation is my new favourite sub.

skateboarding in this weather, at this specific time of day, was a goodn’t idea

neighbour was out in his garden until 2am because his ornamental carp were too hot. get that man some lemon wedges

Britain used to be the best country in the world. What happened?

well that is certainly a post

hearing rumours that people like to socialise with people who they have things in common with, huge if true

the type of weather where lone, merry drunks fistbump you in underpasses, and you are about to say “alright buddy” but “brother” occurs to you as a substitute word so your brain splits the difference and you say “alright budder” and another portion of your already depleted rizz dies for ever

lol eat shit burnham

I regret to inform you that Autechre is a type of dad rock.

Change?

YO PLEASE WATCH THIS IM FUCKING SCREAMING

i love experimental electronic music so much and yet i have some sort of fucking *condition* whereby i just want to make Large Trance Riffs

Last Ron GIF being uploaded, I promise.

Come gather 'round geezers Wherever you piss And forget about your kids And the wife that you miss They hate your guts They won't see you no more Now they're woke and race traitors Let's smash some pints And remember the war For the flags they are for shaggin'

i now live in a time when it's considered normal for televisions to crash and need rebooting instead of just needing a whack on the side and honestly it's ludicrous and offensive

modular synthesiser truth & reconciliation committee

pack it up boys. synthesisers are bad now

jesus mate. oof

hear me out: the james bond and grogu

this is just weird. i haven't watched the simpsons in literally years and i randomly put it on and it was this exact scene

[has a miniscule quantity of weed on a saturday morning] sesame street muppets are vulcans and normal muppets are romulans. the sesame street muppets devote their lives to logic and reason but the other muppet faction broke away to pursue violence and conquest

turns out that due to current foot & mouth restrictions you can get a £5000 fine for bringing meat into the uk in your luggage so i just want to state that i didn’t do this, i made it up

women only want one thing and it's disgusting metro.co.uk/2026/05/11/m...

did a little talk at work about AI in software development (it's good actually)

check out Alan Turing over here, trouncing his partner at Wordle because he knows her starter word

changing my name to Clumping Bentonite

yes, this strategy of gaslighting arseholes and dickheads into thinking they deserve taking seriously has really paid dividends for the last 20 years or so

"Hello, we're here to ask about @zackpolanski.bsky.social's pants."

are we getting a sniff of a Jess Phillips leadership bid? sure, it'll get right up the noses of the puritan left but she'll deliver some great lines at the despatch box

i don't want to live in a world where wes streeting

Seeing someone’s grandpa tell a large chested model that he wants to do her is the most 2026 social media experience you can have

the new season of For All Mankind possibly is a bit shit?

happened to snap this picture of the start of World War 3 as we departed Malaga yesterday evening

new keyboard day! waited two months for this bastard thing to arrive. weighs a tonne, love it

Dogshit island 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿💫🤔🤡💀🫡😭😪😩👀😴

Got a stomach ache now, Very Hungry Caterpillar-ass story arc