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excited for a trip to london and a nice hotel, less excited that it's for essentially one work meeting that will last two full days, 50% of which is likely to be taken up talking about AI. loaded up on nicotine pouches but i'm scared i will bite clean through one the first time anyone says "agentic"

We need to move the Overton window so far that the debate is between open borders and no borders.

The fuckin 0th chamber youtu.be/59NVvnkJ0Sw?...

i will be unable to attend today's sprint planning session due to smoking a bad batch of toad venom

Andy Burnham must resign

Detracts a bit from the gravity of situation that Charles was balancing a pot on his head.

EXCLUSIVE - Andy Burnham’s lectern is a large scale replica of one of Bez’s Maracas.

BREAKING: Sir Keir Starmer hospitalised after running himself over with prime ministerial car; eating four baked potatoes for courage prior to meeting with King Charles most likely cause according to senior Labour source

Two people tried to enter a screening of The Odyssey without buying tickets after hiding inside a miniature model of the Trojan Horse. 😂😂😂

Meta are sending Fucko the Knife Robot to stab you in the knee. To disable go to Accounts> Settings> Robots> Knife Robots> Fucko> Opt Out

ICE sitting back saying “let the kids do their song first.” x

me watching the half time show

everything from madonna to coldplay! that’s the full spectrum of all music imaginable

why are america

my take: the cyclops did nothing wrong. he didn’t deserve that

gentlemen of a certain age, trust me when i say that switching to high rise trousers and jeans will change your life

BBC burying the lede here until paragraph 3 - JKR bankrolled this and LOST. I repeat - JKR bankrolled this lawfare against the Belfast Film Festival and... LOST. It can be done! www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

It's called The Odyssey because the odyence will see it

Instead of Wonderwall, they could sing the Doctor Who theme tune

I applaud the French player’s work life balance. If they make you come in on a weekend you half-ass it, that’s right

it was the besitis of times it was the bursitis of times

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I'm not a doctor but I don't think it's meant to wibble like that. Seems counterproductive for an elbow, but that's just the laypersons view

why has my elbow suddenly swollen up and gone spongey??? it doesnt hurt but wtaf

me when i watched the trailer for Dune pt. III, got excited, then discovered it's not in cinemas until Christmas

People talk about Kraftwerk as innovators and musical pioneers, but what they probably don’t realize is that “The Wheels On The Bus” was written more than 70 YEARS before electronic Düsseldorfers became famous for making songs about the various forms of transportation.

the fuck is a Blunkettite

wow. sick burnham bro

love this place. an important ritual for me as a teenager on my family's annual august summer holiday in the 90s was to wander around here pestering hippies for dope

the weekend humiliation ritual that is Guardian Blind Date has killed more middle aged men than smoking

The British empire pretending they’re just in your country to visit

you get the best emails when you're pushing 50 years old

three hours of my working week taken up with three different meeings about AI. plus pre-meeting prep time and post-meeting "where did my focus go" recovery time. tell me again how this thing makes me a more productive engineer?

i hate that i cared. i dont even like football but i got emotionally involved and now i feel worse

wheeeeeeeee

summer project maybe

appeasing my inner child (the one who really wanted an Akai sampler back in ‘96)

really enjoying The Sentinels on iPlayer - Nazi-fighting violent steampunk alt-history from France and the title music sounds like Jean-Michel Jarre, so many boxes ticked

Bringing one of the best tweets of all time over to Bluesky in honour of the Three Lions QF victory

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going forwards i want America to host every world cup because the posting has just been fantastic

i fucking pay for a Claude subscription and this is the best it gave me, on the grounds that it refuses to generate likenesses of public figures. Anthropic stock going to zero

hear me out: ann widdecombe AI slop world cup t-shirt

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really enjoying this "count binface is an establishment figure" line, people should keep saying it so that they get taken seriously as great thinkers