I’m not saying this heatwave has gone on a bit but I saw it was going to be 24° tomorrow and thought “I’d best pack a cardi” x

Through the Fire by Chaka Khan’s just come on shuffle 😎 x

I don't listen to anyone, ever x

Make them absolutely massive and if they are recording they have to audibly narrate what they are filming so everyone around can hear x

Had a dream last night that I owned a stall that sells fountain pens and Prince Phillip came to buy some ink cartridges. He was wearing a grey pork pie hat x

Just in time for your journey home, it’s the 40th Episode of Reclining Pair! This is a WHOPPER of an episode - a full 90 minutes with a halftime show in the middle. You can sort out your own hydration breaks! x www.buzzsprout.com/2188080/epis...

Kevin Keegan dying on new cabinet day sent my head west. Thought he was replacing Lammy for a second. Anyway, RIP Kev x

I'm just glad I can post about a Prime Minister without accidently referring to a construction company. "Kier must condemn!" Must they? I think they're busy building a High School in Chatham atm, babe? x

What is "The North"? x

Burnham doing a big interview with The Times is it? x

Okay, we're finished. Thanks for being along for the ride x

Well done Spain x

Remember when someone got whacked in the face with the football at school and they had to pretend it didn’t hurt while their nose was in their ear 😂 x

Mephisto, by Joaquín Espalter y Rull, 1872, 📸 by Dan Mullan

Shame Enzo wasn’t on the pitch to see that goal x

I meant the Argentina football team, not Gary, Mark and Howard. bsky.app/profile/glen...

I didn’t know the World Cup Final is 5 months long. Best get the tree up x

Trump’s probably back in his hotel now, sat on a commode eating cheese burgers x

Hydration Break x

ICE sitting back saying “let the kids do their song first.” x

Dynamite by BTS would revive my corpse x

Halftime show sneak peak x

It’s mad to me that someone was just stood next to Trump with a heavy metal object. Some will power x

That opening was so LinkedIn coded x

Hon Spain x

Anyone else got secondhand embarrassment from a Louis Vuitton carry case? x

To be fair, I’d mime the FIFA song on tele for money x

Just checked in on the cricket and it’s 62 for 7, 9 6s and 4 for 19 against the over wickets, so that’s nice x

Not sure if you know but GBH is on 4OD or whatever it is x

I bet there's not one scene where he stops at the Esso for petrol, fags and a Twix XL x

All England flags can be now put back to stopping the boats x

Now it’s 1-1 everyone should get a weapon x

Ref needs a rolled up newspaper for this lot x

Watching the match in my Celtic shirt NFG x

A hill I will die on is that you need to complete Wordle with as many words as possible, to prove you know lots of words. The scoring is backwards x

Don’t get me wrong, bald men are sound. Actually, I think more men should be bald, but summer is not the time for them. They’re more of a spring species x

No, babe x

Of all the mattress protectors that are named like a mistranslation of "I am depressed", this is my favourite.

Joanne really woke up in the morning and decided to sue Amnesty. I wish to god she'd give it a fucking rest x

Because it's our 40th episode, and because Buckers and I whittered on about Our Friends in The North for about half an hour, you're getting a double episode this month. Well, not quite a double. But two parts.... Might be out by end of week, if my brain hasn't fucking melted.

Spaghetti hoops are basically Alphabetti Spaghetti for backing singers.

I made this because as far as I can see nobody else has?

Just sat here thinking about how I have free will and I could eat an entire onion if I wanted to x

Panic! At Any Given Location

Good for them. They all look absolutely buzzin about their wee celebration 😂 I've seen more smiles at a redundancy consulation x

Sorry I've been quiet over the weekend. I've been on the run x

We should bring back saying “alright, keep your hair on” x

Might get a job as a Chef just to cool down? x

I’m not usually one for nostalgia but I reckon my mum trying to run me over again might sort me out x

I watched this on iPlayer the other day and I've only just stopped feeling anxious. It's sooooo weird x