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Nailed it x
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about 1 year ago
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This is how I'd be looking at him x
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about 4 hours ago
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Got egg mayo sandwiches for lunch like a little workplace terrorist x
about 5 hours ago
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I love Bob Mould SM x
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about 7 hours ago
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Holding a cup like this x
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1 day ago
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Just sat here wondering whether Beyonce uses tea towels x
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Every day is Mental Health Awareness Day at The Telegraph x
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Just clocking in for another day at the For Fuck’s Sake Factory x
about 2 months ago
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Next door’s kids are singing Lean on Me by Bill Withers and I think it’s the nicest thing I’ve heard in a long time x
3 days ago
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Coming up next week: Pol Pot, Jade Goody, Tommy Cooper and Princess Diane x
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4 days ago
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Valerie's sense of fun really blew people away x
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Norwich woman invited guests to play with a bomb in her garden
Valerie Smith refused to leave when a gardener found a bomb in her garden.
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c74dyz02x1qo
4 days ago
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Have you checked whether you're on fire? Can't see any other reason for it x
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4 days ago
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I've just discovered that for the best part of a week, instead of moisturiser, I've been applying neat body wash to my skin x
5 days ago
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Just touched a woolly hat and nearly threw up x
7 days ago
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John MacLeod
6 days ago
Hakuna Mafuckthis.
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ACAB includes gobshites who harass retail workers about changing rooms x
6 days ago
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“You should try living in a hot county. It’s like this all the time” What part of me throwing myself into a canal, with a Calippo in each hand, screaming "KILL THE SUN WITH LASERS!” makes you think I want to live in a hot country, pal? x
6 days ago
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Is Schuh selling food and utilities now? x
6 days ago
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Just touched a woolly hat and nearly threw up x
7 days ago
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Just call me Buckers Vanga x
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7 days ago
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Might book a trip into the centre of a star just to cool down? x
7 days ago
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As Ozzy is returning using AI, here's a list of people I think it would be acceptable to bring back using computers: Jesus Darth Vader Super Gran The Ghost of Christmas Yet To Come Tinker off Lovejoy
7 days ago
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As soon as they are able to beam famous dead people into your brains they will do it. It'll be like when U2 put their album on the iPhone, only you'll wake up one morning and Bono will be the voice of your inner monologue x
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AI-powered version of Ozzy Osbourne could make its first UK appearance in Birmingham
Two companies are working on creating an Ozzy Osbourne AI avatar.
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/ckgppy42gqyo
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Cilla Black: So Charlie, have you ever been on a Blind Date before? Charlie: No, Cilla. Cilla Black: Well, you're in a lorra luck tonight! *pushes her thumbs into Charlie's eye sockets*
12 days ago
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Practiced safe sun today, like a good ginger, and spent my day down a cave and in a goth pub x
8 days ago
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Might sit on a lit barbecue to cool down? x
8 days ago
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Reason 342 of why I wear headphones on public transport: Sat next to a woman who said “I wish they’d shut that door, it’s causing a draft” when our train was letting on/off at the station. Madam, it’s 31°. What you seem to be experiencing for the first time in this 40 min journey is AIR CON x
8 days ago
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Just sat here wondering whether Jude Law has ever eaten a jam sandwich x
9 days ago
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Apparently someone called C***y bought this “suit” x
9 days ago
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Just sat here wondering whether Ant Middleton has ever driven a Fiat 500 x
11 days ago
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I have been interviewing people as part of various roles I've had for the last 16 years. I have interviewed directors; engineers; care workers; technical specialists; administrators; solicitors; Drs of Nuclear Science; the list goes on. All ages, all backgrounds. Most recently I have noticed -1/3
11 days ago
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Thomas Tuchel looks like Greg Davies x
11 days ago
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Has anyone got loads of clap yet at Cannes? x
11 days ago
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Happy Birthday Morrissey x
11 days ago
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Had a dream last night where I lived in an HMO with the cast of Saved by the Bell and AC Slater burnt our kitchen down because he left a spoon in a bowl of beans he was microwaving x
11 days ago
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My weekend plans x
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I’ve had to stay off TikTok for 2 days - tarot readers keep telling me “he’s coming back” and it’s either my ex or Fred West and I’m not keen on either getting a new series, thank you though x
10 months ago
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Lucy Worsley
12 days ago
What does it take to get an obituary in The Times? I've read 124 obituaries — all of them great women — and I've written up what I found. The results are instructive, occasionally outrageous, and in one case involve a pet alligator. Here's the 5-step guide!
lucyworsley.substack.com/p/how-to-be-...
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How to Be Great (According to The Times)
One hundred and twenty-four women, five rules and one conclusion.
https://lucyworsley.substack.com/p/how-to-be-great-according-to-the
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Ashley Davies
17 days ago
Today my son said: “Who was that nice president? Berocca someone.”
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Just sat here wondering whether Mariah Carey has ever had a verruca x
12 days ago
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ILTSM x
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12 days ago
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DATING TIP: If you're on a date and your date is trying to get you to go back to their house but you don't want to, just tell them you have nits x
12 days ago
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Cilla Black: So Charlie, have you ever been on a Blind Date before? Charlie: No, Cilla. Cilla Black: Well, you're in a lorra luck tonight! *pushes her thumbs into Charlie's eye sockets*
12 days ago
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My 5am brain thought these were Celtic fans 😆 x
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12 days ago
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Kid: MOM WATCH THIS Kid:
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13 days ago
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Just sat here wondering whether Kylie Minogue has ever had a corned beef and brown sauce sandwich x
13 days ago
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IT’S HERE! Episode 38 of Reclining Pair! We review Legends (Netflix) Rooster (Sky/Now) and Widow's Bay (Apple). Beers from Twice Brewed, of Northumberland, and some smashing gift ideas for Fathers' Day. Don’t miss our BRAND NEW QUIZ! Link in bio x
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14 days ago
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Here's the 5 people who I think should be the pundits on ITVs World Cup coverage: 1. Stacey Soloman 2. Toad of Toad Hall 3. Dr Miriam Stoppard 4. Brian Dowling 1. Toby Anstis
14 days ago
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What I would wear if I were the chooser on Naked Attraction x
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Mike Batho
14 days ago
[thread] Hi everyone. Aside from the podcasting, some of you might know I work in Graphic Design & Illustration. Have done for more than 25 years. For the past 10, I've worked with an online food and drink magazine. Covid absolutely battered the hospitality sector, and shortly after [cont]
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