I mean, there's singing, then there's singing... youtu.be/2ZrvbZ7_CSk?...

"Joining us this evening on the One Show, is singer, Beverly Knight, who's going to be talking to us about her new album: Knight Farts."

Just come out from under a heavy ketwig. Did I miss anything?

Thanks to an enduring cost of living crisis and the imminence of Christmas, it's my duty to tell you that my latest book is basically half price right now. Stocking fillers for all. #booksky www.amazon.co.uk/Broken-Biscu...

It's been a very quiet week. As a small business owner that’s a bit scary heading into my busy season. So, if you're looking for unique #Christmas gifts, I make prints, homewares, cards & accessories inspired by midcentury design, music & architecture. Have a nosy here gailmyerscough.co.uk

If you see this, post an egg.

This is how it's done. @deathofbuckley.bsky.social this is who you said "Hello" to last time we recorded... 👌

YES! Great question from the smart cookie in the third row. jambookshop.co.uk still operates as an online bookshop so UK peeps can contact me to order any books they fancy (as long as they are available at suppliers) Books could be delivered to you within 2-3 days. Pop an email or comment.

Let’s take a look at the whole “there are too many black people on TV” thing, shall we? After Pochin claimed Black people in TV adverts “made her mad”, all her supporters tried to use 👇🏼 as their excuse for why she was somehow justified in her overt racism. Spoiler - she isn’t! 🤨 🧵 1/22

Eddie just had a little warm snooze on a hot tub of carrot & swede mash.

Any shares of this much appreciated! When my ex-publishers collapsed, taking over £20,000 of my earnings with them into the void, all my books suffered but none more than 1983. This is me trying to repair that. It’s about: Childhood Education Aliens Alpacas The East Midlands The old future we lost

Can't beat The Thing on halloween.

Halloween cocktail. I'm calling this "Satan's Bollock"

@deathofbuckley.bsky.social The latest NMT Buucocks on NowTV is ann 80s special. I'll say no more.

Battery sock situation is way out of control. To the big Lidl we go!

When you spend all day baking then your stupid fucking oven betrays you at the final stretch. Luckily the cheese is an inch thick and the top layer can be peeled off... 🙄 Christ me.

The best I could find, on UK TV services, ahead of tomorrow's #Halloween without going too mainstream. Some are free if you already subscribe, some shouldn't cost you more than, like £3.49 to rent, should you wish. Show me yours! 🔪⚰️👻 #Halloween2025 #horror #HorrorMovies

A Mummy. But wrapped in Aldi's eau de Ed Gein toilet roll.

Down Cemetary Road is a load of absolute wank, and all performers involved deserve so much more. I predict it will run for at least five seasons.

I ALREADY HOPE IT SINKS INTO THE FUCKING SWAMP.

🌳 As a #NationalTrust member I’ve just voted for the recommended slate to keep out the bogus, right-wing entryists of “Restore Trust”. Anything this creep wants is bad for Britain and bad for our heritage. 🌳 If you’re a member, vote Recommended Slate now: www.nationaltrust.org.uk/who-we-are/a...

We had a right old lovely time with Great Newsome beers this past month. This bitter is an absolute top-tier banger. Have a listen in episode 30 of our little podcast, Reclining Pair linktr.ee/recliningpair www.buzzsprout.com/2188080/epis...

Episode 30... Out now. Halloween quiz from Buckers, we share our thoughts on Black Rabbit and the career of Jason Batman, and I discover the worst toilet paper in human history. Rob and I enjoy some fantastic beers from Great Newsome. linktr.ee/recliningpair www.buzzsprout.com/2188080/epis...

Dolfin

Hi, can you all please send this out. She's still missing and possibly in Milton Keynes. Thank you so much. ♥️🫂🥰😍

Fucking hell, Blue Lights is a masterclass 😯

@deathofbuckley.bsky.social Just realised I entirely missed a DC record. This song jumped out at me. It's like a slow, electronic slide into madness. I couldn't have liked it more. youtu.be/TKvBpVqCOuI?...

Thanks to Nina for the hard slog she put into birthing this beer, and to Johnny (Phipps) for letting her near some very expensive brewing equipment. Then this week, Johnny drove 3.5 hours up from Northampton with a few bottles, just so rob and I could taste it. Legends. Good, good people 🙏

National Trust Members. It’s time to vote to keep the Faragists out. Best not to split the vote. Use the QUICK VOTE” link both for people and for motions.

Guys new scamming method on bluesky. Please share this around. Dont fall for this stuff Block, move on.

Bold claims today from Mahjong.

Are my eyes dreaming? 🤔

Might have pie, chips & beans tonight.

THEY'RE DRINKING IT, LADS! THEY'RE ONLY DRINKING IT! And enjoying it. And rating it. #northampton #northamptonshire #beer #craftbeer #untappd #PhippsNBC

Thanks to everyone who listened tonight or will do via the Noisebox Mixcloud and my personal Patreon where you can support me doing daft stuff like this in some tough times. www.mixcloud.com/NoiseboxRadi... www.patreon.com/c/BenBaker2000

If you fancy getting 25% off the paperback of my book (due out on January 29th 2026) you could go to this link and pre-order it, entering the code OCTOBER25. I’m not pressuring you, but you probably should. Paperbacks are great. www.waterstones.com/book/broken-...

My friend Sascha is a professional musician and he's lost a viola bow on the way to Heathrow. Please signal boost to help him get it back.

If you could please do us a favour and RT (or whatever it is on here) my writing CV I would be extremely grateful. I am a very capable writer of words, mainly “humorous”’ and if you have some PROPER paid work for me, please DM me. Thank you for your time www.mathew-owen.co.uk

This was one of the best things ever on Twitter, I'm so glad Mike is reprising it here.

300g!! 😯 300g seasonal bollock sack from up the Aldi. It begins...

Oh course I was married to Nicole Kidman back when all she was bothered about was Pogs.

90s throwback...

Balls!!!

We go again.... first fold.

I'M Tilly Norwood!

Your monthly dose of normality - out now. Episode 29 of Reclining Pair. linktr.ee/recliningpair

We are now on the pumps in Northampton, and I've gone a bit giddy... 🍺⭐️

My 2025 Christmas Card Collection is here! Available now on my website. Matching wrapping paper coming soon… www.gailmyerscough.co.uk/christmas-ca...