Remember we were all watching the Artemis return to earth a few weeks back? I mentioned to a friend of mine that I was up late watching it. She just casually drops into the conversation that she was one of the TEAM WHO TESTED THE FUCKING PARACHUTES!!!!

It's...not bad at all

Here we are now, all the lads!

Ok. If enough people say "go on then" I will make some cocktails this evening!

A nation united in collective projectile vomiting

My house. 7 to 9pm most Fridays. #TOTP

Ordered pizza. Stove lit. Margarita?

Get him on the list

Night, you lot!

Well that was poor. Same time next week? #TOTP

I dunno either Tired is my excuse! #TOTP

He had a second song, sir #TOTP

I remember a french class at school where you had to give examples of bands you liked if the teacher asked you. When questioned a guy panicked and said 'Je Connais Deacon Blue' He was finished there and then - you could see it in his eyes immediately! #totp

Hashtag down again? #TOTP

Your other song's on #Totp

"Just eat the damn sweets" #TOTP

In a weird twist, Bitty McClean gets caught up in a hostage situation at Nakatomi plaza #TOTP

Early 80's #TOTP end credits always undefeated

Bluesky server room #TOTP

You utter bastards #TOTP

Hashtag working again #TOTP

"we've got the detective coats and everything" #TOTP

"I have just the horse for you, Mr Bond" #TOTP

Was this recorded by a potato under a duvet? #TOTP

Yeessssss. Roxy always delivers #TOTP

Never heard of her #Totp

By the 50th time he's sang that line I would have to agree #TOTP

You have to respect the french style shrug and "Pbbbbshhhh" to the concept of miming #TOTP

Lawyer: "And this is it. Your late uncles house. He's leaving it to you on the condition you spend a night in the room with the Human League" #TOTP

Gregg Wallace still at it? #TOTP

If the hashtag was working you would see 20 people saying this. It confuses the Americans so we keep doing it #TOTP

Peeeeeewwwww #TOTP

Venga Scratchcards. 5 euro each. You don't know anyone who has ever won. #TOTP

Is it just me or did she get more Irish as the program went on? #TOTP

I know Suede were phoning it in by this point but this is still welcome #TOTP

So you're telling me somewhere there was a wastepaper basket with scrunched up pieces of paper containing even shitter names? #TOTP

Mickey needs his fucking harddrive checked #TOTP

#TOTP hashtag screwed.

NARRATOR: But it was not, in fact, the first of many appearances for Thunderbugs #TOTP

Can it, sexy 80's secretary #TOTP

Found at the bottom of a pile marked "rejected shite for Ally McBeal" #TOTP

There'll be no discernible lyrics, I'll go and tell the children #TOTP

Seriously. Stop! #TOTP

"Thhhhrrrrshhhgzzzzzzz" #TOTP

*stares blankly* #TOTP

Reading out Ron's favourites #TOTP