Nope. In bed. Toasty #TOTP

Think I'm off to bed #TOTP

THATS ENOUGH SNOOKER.... #TOTP

My youngest daughter is desperate to have a Scottish accent. That is why she is repeating lines from Still Game and pissing herself laughing. "This chocolate bar has given ma wee Justin diarrhea" is a particular favourite.

"I tell you what folks, it's game on!" #TOTP

Nice t-shirt

Please please please... #TOTP

It was a rhetorical question ok??????? 😬

Bonus #TOTP anyone?

That dinner party though #thetraitors

To the tune of "If you liked it then you should have put a ring on it"

I do love them

Marg. Dog. Traitors.

'Drag Racer' still slaps though #TOTP

Key change! #totp

You cut blondie off for Eurovision??? #TOTP

"53 years old and still doing it" marvels Jamie. Liam Gallagher is currently 53. #totp

Blondie coming along to save us from this episode like LUKE MOTHERFUCKING SKYWALKER FIRING PROTON TORPEDOES INTO THE DEATH STAR EXHAUST PORT #TOTP

Don't have to choose between #TOTP and Traitors tonight

"Hey. It's me. Will Smith" #TOTP

*walks in the pub toilet* "Eh, I'll come back" #TOTP

#TOTP is playing all the tunes - just not necessarily the good ones

Chewing those words up #TOTP

"Enjoy yourself" is always best when it sounds like a threat #TOTP

NONE OF THIS IS FUCKING REAL. Wake up, Sheeple! They’re trying to pretend this was all in the charts. #totp

All I can hear right now #TOTP

Clare: "Try not to get this prick in the shot?" #TOTP

Hello Heather. You look nice.... #Totp

Now, this is Heather Small #TOTP

Still no Jayne??? #TOTP

AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH #totp

Go on. Shout "Top of the pops yo!" I dare you. I double dare you motherfucker #TOTP

Say what you like but these IT network guys have a decent sound #TOTP

Me looking at the cordless Bosch drills in B&Q #Totp

So are they going to do any fucking ironing or not? #TOTP

I haven't had this problem for about 8 years #TOTP

Prefer the Megabus tbh #TOTP

She'll provide you with drinks and theatrical winks #TOTP

Me? The 13th duke of wybourne? Backstage at #TOTP? whatever were they thinking?

The thought of Mel and Brian being genuinely into each other #TOTP