Me, navigating a phone menu with a plummy accent...

Why is this sort of stuff on my phone?

"Anyway, here's Thunderball"

Now 8.50 for the drop off/pick up charge at Bristol airport.

Sigh...

Cold out there, eh?

Once again my (soon to be previous) job never ceases to amaze me. People who are leaving were offered PILON or gardening leave to see out their notice period. After new year they are withdrawing the garden leave option because they've realised that pension contributions would still be payable.

Please indulge me but I am being a little nostalgic this evening. These were some views from the roof of my Tallinn apartment.

I want to come back as this dog...

POV: Major side quest coming up

I waited until last year for my first ever trip to A&E when I fractured my elbow after slipping on a patch of ice. The injury wasn't ridiculous but just driving to work anyway (and having my left arm seize in a straight position) was Had to drive back not using indicators like a cunty BMW driver.

Just do it myself shall I? #celticfc

All monsters just respawned

When someone asks to connect with you on LinkedIn and their profile is almost a word for word copy of yours

When more shit is hitting the fan at work but you are already being paid your notice period...

When I watched this as a small child I had no idea it was the Grim Reaper origin story

The first two hours this morning

Counting down until someone Photoshops Martin O Neill's head onto Bobby Ewing in the shower

Nancy gone?

Always finding a parking space.

Could be worse

Finally caught up with #thetraitors and now understand why there was so much swearing on Bluesky after last episode

Yeah...

Ok. So. The ending wasnt as bad as i'd been led to believe. In fact the final half hour was actually pretty good. But OH LAWD the clunky monologues and non sensical plot threads I have had to endure to get there. This could actually have been a fantastic series of 6 hour long episodes.

Hold the phone...the final D&D sequence is excellent!

Still 50 minutes of this to go. Fucking help me!

Predator camouflage

Bristol sleetbow

The final episode is TWO PISSING HOURS LONG???? There are 45 main characters and the only 2 that don't irritate me in some way are Lucas, Steve (which I didn't expect) and Mrs Wheeler. Everyone else is a whiny bitch or just fucking annoying! (Sorry readers - be in better mood tomorrow)

Now into what seems like a 23 minute monologue

Every time they come up with a new explanation and plan of action...

Some finish there by the nuke

Sod it! The darts is now on

Trying to cope with the plot & dialogue in Stranger Things S5

In case you were interested...

Eff it. Clover club.

About the best shot I could get

Lots of this on the TL today

In this little corner of the world we still have the Christmas decorations up and a dog in front of a fire.

Can we just skip forward to the bit where we are dancing with the ewoks?

Dry January is really testing us already, huh?

I have annexed The country Whose resources I wanted And which you Were probably Hoping I could identify a giraffe It was the best clock Anybody drew I like McDonald's Hey look, a bird

Four corners of Clifton suspension bridge

**Martin O Neill switches his mobile off**

For Scooby's sake we may have to get the RSPCA involved today

Surprised how shocking Rangers have been this game but we've got too many mistakes in us so not confident.

Sake! 😂

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This is a weird game