Turned up at gym for hardest session of the week having put apple watch on charge 3 mins previous to leaving the house shouting REMEMBER THE WATCH & I have forgotten the watch & so this sess is totally wasted & I should go to McDonald’s or summat

3 full & laden tomato plants not gonna ripen. Gutted. I’d hoped this week might rosy them up. Nope.

I have enjoyed #Platonic so much & want to be Rose Byrne’s friend. Also American lives…they all seem fucking minted don’t they? Even the ‘normal’ ones.

High on the *fuck about find out* scale. Lovely stuff. Hubris hey?

I find booking restaurants for weekends away a right headache as thus far I’ve never put a foot wrong. Also Twitter was great for this shizz. Anyone been to Vulkanfisk #Oslo? Or Smalhans? Recommendations is a big thing this place lacks.

Oi. #Norway knowledge pls. If I’m going, can I go with no cash at all? It’s a pain to order 50 quid etc.

I think it’s cald the day like. My ankles are cold.

Rapture Schmapture. Night.

2 of Dads favourites have died today. Dickie Bird & Claudia Cardinale. I mean what a sentence. But true.

I DON’T CARE THEY’RE FILTHY GRABBING BASTARDS THE LOT OF THEM. YOU ASSOCIATE WITH SEX MONSTERS YOU REAP WHAT YOU SOW.

& with a pic my last perfect bloom in the garden….in shade….I’m going in.

I’m in a job (well I contract to this place via my business) where if I see a cunt amongst decent folk I can almost get tumescent at the thought of ringing the organisation & jacking it in. I don’t really want to but that feeling of power is the best ‘Teflon’ tonic.

I cannot resist. Mind isn’t this *good content*…

That was a treat.

Just catching up on his speech to the UN

Finished work an hour ago & this patch of sun has been glorious. Just about to go over the yard arm & I feel drunk with sunshine. Speaking of yard arms…Lovely Dickie Bird hey? A constant name in my life via Dad & bro.

London resident here. There is no Sharia law. No one is asking for Sharia law. The mayor has cleaned up the air, improved social housing and transport, and all with 24 hour armed guards because people who don't live in London keep lying about him and inciting people over here to want him killed.

Donald Trump is unhinged. I’ll never believe this was the best you could do America. I’m genuinely starting to get scared. He’s raving. It’s just lies. You’re a great country but this is embarrassing & dangerous.

Discussing this earlier as my news delivered on a morning by #Radio4 is American news. I don’t want it. I don’t welcome it.

Already abed. Had a chore filled happy day. Got a meeting Friday I’ve to focus on & till then it’s gym, working & for a treat I’m gonna arrange no work Thursday as well as Friday. Friday is about a new income stream. I dunno….might be shite. Too much. We’ll see.

Looka that blue sky Bluesky!

@jsfw.bsky.social where’ve you been? I thought of you last week! Hope all ok x

A filo parcel of berries & vanilla crème fraiche. Brambles picked a month ago 😍

Wood is being chopped. That’s it. Winter is coming.

Having a strangely spring clean of a day & I’m vaguely on the look out for a new house. My house is pretty big anyway & it strikes me no one ever calculates up the time you need to ‘sort’ stuff you’d just need to sort more of if it was a bigger house.

Woke up to glorious sunshine. Not a cloud in the sky & I feel brighter too.

In bed with the rain hammering down. Im very lucky; I’m cozy, my bed is big & warm, my roof is solid & I’ve a happy home that’s all mine. I’m content. I know how much that matters in life. Sleep well

If this is the uk weather till April next year kill me now.

Well #Weapons FML.

Off to watch a film with a Sweet Manhattan. It’s been a good Saturday 🥰

Dancing to my fave song …Native New Yorker. Oh my garden 🥰😍x

Orange or navy iPhone. I have to make the decision later eeeeek! Does Orange say child or weirdo or tech bro or (they’re all the same aren’t they?)

Dinner getting dinnered in the rain. Steaks from Joinsons with a peppercorn sauce. Aren’t we challenged by weather?! Grrrr.

For some reason or other I’ve never made a solid Spicy Marg #cocktail @ home. And my gawd I’ve REALLY made one *blows schnozz*

This rain is absolutely incessant. So heavy too. I pity anyone out in it.

I had a really tough day yday. Was all geared up for a peaceful quiet post gym day & walked into an issue with Dad & his insurers. 90 mins on phone; insurance bastards fully declined Dad’s claim though house is visibly cracking around him & I broke my heart yday with the worry.

My last garden produce & wtf to do with one?

Tea in bed & reminded of this beauty of an album from @6music.bsky.social. That album image ha. So Gordon Gecko.

Fashion & fripperies I will never ever EVER have in my wardrobe: owt with a fringe. Urgh. Related… I’m watching Jimi Hendrix

Decent tune to finish off this #TOTP evening!

All I ever remember about Belinda Carlisle is that her father in law is James <insert strangulated voice> Mason #totp

Lenny Kravitz HASHTAGLEATHERTROUSERS #totp

Ace of Base mentioned there. Spent a week hammered in St Lucia with Simon Day gambling & all they had were 3 of their tunes on repeat in the casino. It’s was bizarre. Chinese water torture. (I didn’t go with Mr Day. I met him there.) Was boozy!

….TO THE STATION….IYKYK #Totp

Me: isn’t she dead? Googles. Him: aye one of them kiffed it. Which one though. Me wiki’s it. Just not watching any TV. That’s my standard #totp night.

Max Wall appearing with The Communards there #totp

Codpieces at the ready. #totp

How was Phil Collins EVER even on a poster? That hairline. Criminal #totp. Oh & a cunt.

Early Nick Clegg there. I had so little interest in OMD it’s unquantifiable #totp

Had a fucking shit day & face puffy from crying but Michael McDonalds mullet has cheered my miserable heart.