Can you guess which days I’m having new French doors fitted so back of house open alllll day?

OH @paysan.bsky.social 😍😍😍😍

Was gonna iron (puts un-feminist tin hat in) but balls deep in a book & so fuck that. Anyway I’ve had a good week at work. Everyone was nice & seemed to appreciate me. More please.

That last repost….many businesses are shits but many many more small enterprises & businesses aren’t. I would be terrified of recruiting with day one rights.

I try & stay out of work on here but I have to say this is my ‘wheelhouse’ & glad it’s going as day one protection is unworkable madness. It puts off hiring & also why do we tend to think businesses are shits & humans aren’t? I’m glad to see it go. I won’t be entertaining any @‘s either.

Here’s a nice little tale. I have an ancient ikea light in my office & Monday, bulb went. It’s the perfect light, warmth etc & I’ve just wasted 2hrs of my life trying to find the exact bulb. So dispiriting. All the cheap grimster shops like B&M etc. No bulbs like mine.

And #RachelReeves rn on Radio4.

Honestly I’m a sensible lass but gtfo. Bleat away but most of us would understand we’d have to pay more. I would if my house was worth £2m; broader shoulders should pay more in a society.

There is no way it’s 9° here. It’s Baltic. I demand a recount.

You know this Liverpool lad who ran over people & blubbed on the block today (Blackadder niche ref that), can anyone point me to why he did it? Coked off tits? Drunk? I don’t get it.

Oh wow. This is sad. No age at all.

Am I getting a vibe that Trump is starting to come up against the old ‘bullshit meeting reality’ issues? Are his petty going after people personal vendettas pushing people over the edge? I think so yes! Lovely stuff. He’s not immortal, he’ll fail soon.

#RachelReeves this morning vs RR now

#Rachelreeves rn

Sorry to go all political again but I can’t get over the way Badenoch spoke to Reeves today & which party she’s from. So we’re a declining nation & who WHO THE FUCK was ‘in charge’ all the way through that decline? Fuck. The. Tories.

🚨🚨Re #brexit there is not much new under the sun; it is still a cause of pain and misery and a massive drag on the UK economy which is costing Britain up to £90bn a year in lost tax revenues. 🧵 www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/poli...

Used the word Quisling 3 times in 5 days.

Oh bore off. And I hope it’s you then Farage you Quisling. Fuck off to Malaga or similar. Or just FUCK OFF.

I was not aware of the word flammed….

Reading my TL I had a moment of thinking wouldn’t it be nice if things started STARTED to get fixed?

Report I saw recently stated it’s knocked £40Bn of revenue available to the exchequer per year. Unbelievable self harm.

Also for the millionth time, FUCK BREXIT. Still can’t get over how Farage can even think about opening his flappy gob without being asked about it 1435 times a day. It’s killed this country’s trade. It’s the source of so many problems. The stupidest decision ever.

Just finished work & think I’m hit by 2% extra dividend tax. No complaints from me. Everyone’s wanting more - we have to pay more if we can. On a side note, I rate Rachel Reeves. I think it’s bloody hard to do that job. I admire her. Take any & all @‘s to the contrary & shove them.

I’m sorry to bring total depression to your timeline but isn’t everything in this fucking country just so very broken? So fucked.

I just paid cash for summat. It was under 40p I swear the money was in my purse since the pandemic. The pennies were gritty.

Marking myself safe from ever being a racist at school. Skipping saying ‘Hitler got it right’ or playing rounders whilst laughing about gas chambers. And that was 45-50yrs ago.

Home. Thanks for following my little travels. A bonus jump pic if you’re into that kind of thing 😁🫣 & I admit I had had a couple of beers!

Nothing says ‘end of holiday’ more than me being cc’d into Dads insurance emails about the fucking subsiding family home & the chap in email to dentists booking an appt tmrw as filling just fell out.

Never seen as much construction going on as I have in Oslo & I mean VAST earth moving stuff. And the English language they speak is astonishing. Everyone. Colloquialisms etc. Read today more boys than girls being born; it’s clear they’re gonna conquer the world.

Ahhhh fuck it.

& that’s it. Monday & Oslo done right. Takk. It’s been brilliant. Get me home now though. Or else a) I’ll be skint & b) you’ll have to pull me from this fjord.

I wasn’t arsed about The Fram museum. It was the best 3hrs I’ve ever spent in somewhere like this! So well done.

These lads were nails. The Fram is HUGE.

These lads made an effort. Amundsen.

Going home weighing more than I left. Due to compeeds.

I’ve flown Ryanair once, pre pandemic times. No problems at all. But in life there’s a few red lines & for me it’s Ryanair. No way would they see a penny of my cash. You can fly them all you want but to me; nope.

I’ve eaten enough food for 3 & I’m having my 3rd bath in 14hrs. You can tell I’m hammering the hotel. #SuiteLyfe

Up with the larks (sunrise is right now. The lazy solar sod). God Morgen nonetheless.

Off to bed. Rained & rained & rained here today. Felt like Amundsen on Friday & today, Noah. Speaking of Amundsen that’s my day tmrw. Then riding the trikk alllllll the way through the city. This time tmrw home.

Yeah. Too much indulgence. Walked round the food court just meh about everything. 48 hrs is my max. I’m such a fucking ray of etc etc …

However, this was a classic of the genre. Art? Not for me. Reduced to a meme we all love on a Sunday night. Monday:

Finally, I like art. But COME on this is mad. First piece was obvs missing Wallace & Gromit. Second was summat from The Smell Of Reeves & Mortimer.

And this is for you @mmedebeauvoir.bsky.social - read the little info! I thought of you x

Off out. Some glorious dresses from my day:

Obligatory Munch. Oslo has been a treat & I mean that in both senses. A hard break to skimp on. The cost is jarring & I can see how it cd spoil things. 2 coffees & 2 buns isn’t livin’ the dream: £30 quid for it is a ball ache.

Rained all day. Still is. Plans had to change but enjoyed a nice day. Did the weirdest thing; The Vigeland Mausoleum then the Norwegian National museum. Walked through Oslo suburbs agog at houses. Feet are like bloody stumps.

Off to a mausoleum today. I feel fat, room too hot, ate too much at breakfast so feeling cheery as fuck. A mausoleum with slap me into shape.

Hai @rufustsuperfly.bsky.social tmrw I’m going to try & find THE Oslo bench from The Worst etc etc. I’ll report back!

Hello @actualpengy.bsky.social I did not know!!! Learned it today on the fjord! encyclopedia.ushmm.org/content/en/a...