Imagine being so thick skinned you not only ask for a peerage and get refused but you then leave that party and stand up in another saying Britain is broken. Having been, by any measurable instrument a complete and utter cluster-fuck! The absolute gall. I can’t. I just fucking can’t.

Sunday blues total. Silly isn’t it, but it’s also real.

Milking The Monties. #TheArchers Ambridge Band Names.

When did Akrarm and Helen turn into #TheArchers

#TheArchers Oh fuck off Chris.

Chris is putting Akram out of work. #TheArchers

I bet he suggests they grow leeks. #TheArchers

Ruth: “It’s where the air is almost too fresh to breathe… despite the burnt pizza” #TheArchers

Akram loves Bridge Farm. And he calls himself a farmer. #TheArchers

#TheArchers “Oh no, it’s Helen Archer” Indeed.

No one’s ever enjoyed lunch at Brookfield. #TheArchers

#GVerse #Shit4Brains Props to Denmark!

Preparing for new Bluesky users

Welcome to new Bluesky users. Here’s how we do things: 1. Always observe the Hambledon Protocol 2. No flisking 3. If someone tealights you, rink them without apology 4. I don’t mind them so much, but tissue-posts are generally frowned on 5. No questions Good luck!

The Iranian regime is now jamming Starlink. They don’t want the world to see the atrocities they’re unleashing.

This could spell disaster #TheArchers

Hope Charlton can take the lead so we can hear ‘You’re getting sacked in the morning’ chants.’ #footballtweet

🚨FLASH : on a retrouvé une manette de l'âge de pierre, indiquant que nos ancêtres jouaient déjà aux jeux vidéos.

Up to 1.85 million Iranians are out on the streets across 512 locations in 180 cities tonight. All 31 provinces are covered, Iranian news agency Iran Spectator reports.

Did the words ‘penalty shootout’ come up on the family chat @yanny.bsky.social ?

Following last night’s regime violence, the crowds on Iran’s streets are said to be even larger tonight. Push hard and people push back.

Nope. Should have pushed his face into a pie made by Ruth. #TheArchers

They could give him Esme’s dads name. #TheArchers

Where do the North and South of England begin? Based on the answers of 46,000 English people about where they live, the southern border of “the North” is a line roughly from Shrewsbury to Grimsby, while the northern border of “the South” is a line roughly from the Severn to Great Yarmouth

Another image that sums up the protest.

Oooof this hits hard. Absolutely class ladies 👏 #iran

@minimaggi.bsky.social will love this

It was all very “You’ll have had ya tea.” Tonight wasn’t it. #TheArchers

Precision tossing. I’ve always said so. #TheArchers

Akram: “Helen’s insisted on getting the first aid box and for some reason a tuna bake.” #TheArchers

Helen’s blown Akram off ! #TheArchers

#TheArchers So, we’ve all watched and read enough Agatha Christie - JOLENE is the culprit!

#TheArchers Tony’s suffering from a bit of wind.

Six pounds. World gone mad. #TheArchers

Those winds in the English Channel tonight. Fucking hell! (screenie is mph)

His brother. #TheArchers

Blimey. Emma made more sense there than the last 15 years. #TheArchers

Crap ! Dear POV. #TheArchers

Oh ffs, everyone leave Will with his shotgun and let’s move on. #TheArchers

Will’s logic: George doesn’t need a bread and butter pudding he needs a new gaming chair. #TheArchers

“Dad’s not coming - he thinks George is total cunt!” #TheArchers

Christ I’m agreeing with Emma and Ed. Who’s next for the hatrick, Kate? #TheArchers

George might get lots of visitors. Hopefully The Bull has handed out a few from the cellar. #TheArchers

You know Will is a total prick when you’re nodding hard at Emma’s point of view. #TheArchers

#TheArchers Will is a tit. Always has been. Always will be.

“Oh Jolene, don’t let an attempted murder a hundred yards away spoil your plans” #TheArchers

Did I hear ‘Woof’ It’s code. #TheArchers

Well done young Bethell

Amazing stuff Paul - great work. And I’m sorry to hear about the divorce, she was wrong to say you never paid her any attention. #TheArchers