#TheArchers Hope Alan’s cracked bell isn’t towards the bottom of the bell. Wouldn’t want Alan to have a cracked bell end.

Leonard why don’t you just marry Carol. #TheArchers

#TheArchers Brad has a visitor.

“I thought she’d jump at it, who doesn’t want to work on a new cheese?” Curd Your Enthusiasm Helen! #TheArchers

#TheArchers “Your wife died there?” “Only when I put cyanide in the lemon drizzle”

#TheArchers Carol: “You can be very literal Leonard, and hot, get your secret weapon out.”

Helen feeling guilty leaving the kids. “…KIDDING !” #TheArchers

You filthy bastard Leonard. #surpriseweapon #TheArchers

Your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to find a workable coalition on Birmingham City Council.

An English nationalist party has so far won 32 seats in the Welsh Senedd.

I don’t even know what to do with this… but it makes me laugh so hard

Have I listened to Friday’s #TheArchers ?

Harry Potter and the Prisoner of HMP Belmarsh

Saints v 🛀 what a fucking game 🏉

Just sending my daily e-mail to Del Monte, asking them who their favourite prog rock band is.

"Ladies and gentlemen, the Straits of Hormuz illusion. Open, closed...closed, open"

Yes London is expensive but tomorrow you can watch a one-day cricket match at the Oval and see the London Symphony Orchestra at the Barbican and it will cost you a grand total of less than than £30.

Anti-Orban concert in Hungary with the audience chanting “Russians, go home”

Magyar: “Hungary will again be a strong ally in the European Union and NATO.”

One of my cartoons in Monday's Metro

Current status of the Strait of Hormuz dispute

Paying some Blue Notes so this is basically live scenes

Wasn’t going to have a beer tonight, but……

Storm this weekend you say?

Early on the first day of the week, while it was still dark, Mary Magdalene went to the tomb and saw that the stone had been removed from the entrance. So she came running to Simon Peter and the other disciple, the one Jesus loved, and said, “Not fucking now Storm Dave!” #Easter

We have a new entry. #TheArchers

Laughed far too much at this

Brian Ferries around (you can have that for the podcast) #TheArchers

#TheArchers “Are you taking contraception?” “No… I’m bilingual, and currently I’m Lesbonic.”

#TheArchers Miranda: “You said indiscretions, plural” Oliver: “Can I have a P please Bob?”

#TheArchers I want a cut of the coconut operator’s salary this week. 💰💰💰💰💰

Storm this weekend you say?

Early on the first day of the week, while it was still dark, Mary Magdalene went to the tomb and saw that the stone had been removed from the entrance. So she came running to Simon Peter and the other disciple, the one Jesus loved, and said, “Not fucking now Storm Dave!” #Easter

Excellent visualization of the true distance between the Earth and our moon: #artemis #AGoodPlace Source: www.reddit.com/r/BeAmazed/s...

She’s married to David Archer. Her mum dying in a M1 service station seemed liked a pleasant deviation from the norm compared to farming with her husband. #TheArchers

Yes. The Cider Shahed ™️ #TheArchers

British Summertime my arse

The police have fingered a couple of likely suspects

Craig Doyle getting told to eff off by Geoff Parling for a ball being kicked towards his players as part of a TNT live piece. 😂 Funny but can’t help feel massive over reaction. TNT pay your wages Geoff. #rugby

I just posted this before I saw this. It so fucking true and fucked up at the same time.

It’s insane that I’m actually finding Tehran more believable than Washington these days. It’s where we are now.

Who’d want that responsibility around their neck 😅 #TheArchers

Old but gold. Goodnight twats.

NGL enjoying a beer today

Thought this would go big. Don’t you fuckers watch the news? #TheArchers

#TheArchers Brian is going to invest a Shahed load in George’s drone business. #toosoon

Brian gonna offer George 💰 to buy his silence and leave Ruiuuuuriai alone #TheArchers

EVERYBODY LEAVE CAROL ALONE. SHE HATES NOSEY TWATS AND LOVES HER OWN COMPANY. #TheArchers

#TheArchers Carol sounds sexy for ninety years old.

#TheArchers NGL I’m with George over Brian here