Some good news at last Paedophile Lostprophets singer Ian Watkins dies in prison attack www.bbc.com/news/article...

#TheArchers ‘Perfect’ baby boy. Emma, are you sure you got a grade 8?

Oh the clothes he’s wearing. He’ll get patted. #TheArchers

Emma can cook a fry up and drive. That’s impressive #TheArchers

#TheArchers HMP Archers only employes one person.

#TheArchers Cinema is literally the worst place you’d want to go after being released

#TheArchers You’re getting released from prison and you’re worried about what you’re wearing. No. Not happening.

#TheArchers George saying goodbye to his cell mate.

It’s a big day for the Grundy’s. Emma wants to marry another brother. #TheArchers

#TheArchers Sound advice from Mick. Well it had to happen one day.

#TheArchers At least Adam will be fine with GG security. He'll never constitute a person of interest.

#TheArchers Amber: "You know we've never ... well... spoke to each other in person without a pain of perspex between us"

#TheArchers Brad: "I think if I came out of prison, I'd just want you and me time so I can get my leg over"

#TheArchers I wonder if the village shop now sells ratatouille?

"Almost 880 trekkers and rescue teams have made it safely off Lakey Hill" R4 news just now. #TheArchers

George: “say than again” Amber: “Clarrie’s treacle tart” #TheArchers

That village shop thinks of everything. Selling rats now. #TheArchers

It’s so unfair that George has been framed in prison for framing someone… twice. #TheArchers

#TheArchers “Non of my family has ever been warm… especially great aunt Ethel who was dead for a fortnight before they found her”

#TheArchers Maybe George can play ‘what’s in my pillowcase’

#TheArchers Amber is trying to kill Thyme. Another one of a Meg’s horses?

Next time George Grundy is in The Bull about to get a round in with his fiancée #TheArchers

Johnson’s cull of MPs prepared to tell the truth about Brexit consigned the Tories to the absurdity & irrelevance they currently enjoy. The media’s pitiful complicity in & failure to explain this lets Farage move in to the vacated space despite embodying the stupidity & bigotry that did for them.

He’s 66 today. Happy Birthday, Chris! Photo: Tate Modern #PetText

What’s Adam gonna do? Talk George to death? #TheArchers

m.youtube.com/watch?v=rNp5... #TheArchers

Can the knacker man shoot Amber instead. Just an idea. #TheArchers

I’ve concluded. Ruaiririiaruor is a total dickhead. #TheArchers

#TheArchers “Who’s that with Mrs Mellor?” “That’s Arthur from UHU” “UHU?” “The glue factory”

#TheArchers Oh do fuck off Adam. Brian isn’t gonna suddenly not pop in. He lives 2 seconds away.

Ed: “You remember Bartleby?” Adam: “Is that Emma’s new husband and another one of your brothers?” #TheArchers

Careful with that axe, Eugene.

I’ve worked in some form of IT all my adult life in Telco or Energy sectors. I’m that first generation who has sat at a monitor, mouse, keyboard since they were a child. Now in mid 50’s. Yet. I lost my shit earlier this week when my shower stopped working because it needed a firmware update.

Bartlebye #TheArchers

Go on son! 💪

Susan: “How can we believe Alan? Jim was highlighting all the contradictions in the gospels. John doesn’t even mention Paul. Or Ringo.” #TheArchers

Credit: @Tarquin_Helmet on X.

Thought Ed and Fallon were gonna snog at one point. #TheArchers

The cover of the latest Private Eye. Painfully on target.

Well I never did Wordle 1,550 2/6 🟨🟨⬛⬛🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

Hope the bride enjoyed her Wedding day at GG. “The De-Flower and Produce show” #TheArchers

Brings back all the memories

Weather is absolutely wank

The last 10 years + of Conservative government was as enjoyable as eating a dog shit sandwich and it seems this Labour variant isn’t far behind.The prospect of a Reform led government beyond this doesn’t even consider thinking about. Ed Davey. This is your time. Your time is now. Don’t fuck it up.

You join us live from Danny Dyer’s birthday drinks.

Herbert was trying to help Stella who to stay with, Pip or Cleo and stuck his neck out. 🦒 #TheArchers

Much better episode tonight. Really loved the Brad / Lily chat. ‘I was talking to her about the cricket and the moon’ 😂 #TheArchers

Just caught up with this evenings #TheArchers There was so much crowbarring it was like the Brink’s Mat job. And that final sign off from Asra. No. She’s shown zero interest in the cricket and she’s literally the one person forever grateful to Lynda.

When training the new dog on an open field at Brookfield, Stella has organised little plastic runs for the dog to manoeuvre around. All you can hear are shouts of: “Cleo, Lane” #TheArchers

The first post that’s actually spelt his name correctly. It’s taken years but we got there 🙌 #TheArchers