Growing signs the supreme leader is gone. Sounds like I’m getting shamed for my pizza order

@chadbourn.bsky.social thankyou as always for your updates, commentary and common sense reporting in these complex and difficult times. Really appreciate your posts Mark. Take care.

“I’ve just cheated on my boyfriend …. and my turkey baster.” #TheArchers

Helen is going to be up the Scottish duff isn’t she. #TheArchers it can’t be allowed to be such a clean break.

“It’s surprisingly big” “Not the first time I’ve said that today” #TheArchers

“this is all sounding fantastic” David got Badger Techno in his headphones. #TheArchers

#TheArchers It’s dead simple Helen. You fuck off and leave your boys as they’re better off without you. And your parents will be dead soon. As for the farm - it’s fucking doomed and Tom’s a twat don’t forget. HTH.

#TheArchers “Are you feeling this as strong as I am Helen?” “Oh my, I thought that was your sporran!”

Two ways not one. Filth. Filth. Dear POV. #TheArchers

#TheArchers “Not now Kirsty, I’ve been up all night shagging”

#TheArchers Chris, threaten badgers. David will soon be off your case.

The right are furious that a white, English tradesperson got elected.

Finlay’s having his curds and wayhey!!!! #TheArchers

#TheArchers “do you want to see it?” I’m so writing these lines down.

#TheArchers hasn’t Rex had two pints?

Rex is deffo hoping to post a beaver video tonight. #TheArchers

#TheArchers Brian is trying to match make. By interrupting the match making

#TheArchers “would you like some Scottish in you Kirsty?”

Hope he remembers to get off at Edge Hill. #TheArchers

#TheArchers Helen’s brain went to mush. Her IQ went up 10 points.

#TheArchers Take Dane. Omg. Helen’s going to do her own Borchester Blue movie.

#TheArchers Continuity guy having a mare

@yanny.bsky.social 68?! How?

Seen enough of this match to know England gonna have to up their game when in Rome in a fortnight. Giving France easily their most competitive match thus far. Wonderful scrummaging.

The agricultural advisor was clearly off their tits this week. #TheArchers

Drop a crush from your youth.

Ireland brilliant but honestly it was way too easy for them. England awful. Handling errors everywhere, looked frankly clueless tbh. Ireland’s desire just so much better. Well played.

Rex is so dim, I thought he was gonna try his chance with Stella. #TheArchers

Well… Rex hasn’t been with many women recently and…. #TheArchers

Alice reconsider your options. Go out with Rex sure. But Christ don’t do it sober. #TheArchers

Fancy having such deep seated opinions having been in the village 63 hours. #TheArchers

Gets mic: tap tap. Ruth:“When Stella first came to Ambridge we hit it off straight away, sometimes on Thursdays as well as every Tuesday.” #TheArchers

So target Brazil actual High Wycombe for Pip so for Josh, target The Moon actual Penny Hassett. #TheArchers

#TheArchers SHOUTS ACROSS THE PARTY Rex: “HEY BEN HAS KIRSTY SHOWN YOU HER BEAVER?”

#TheArchers Rex is going to chat up Stella isn’t he.

#TheArchers “There’s no till drill to get your head around is there”

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#TheArchers “I’m not marrying you to get half of Brookfield…. I’m marrying your for the lock stock the fucking lot”

Unexpected Tulips in the pollytunnel area. #TheArchers

#TheArchers “remember when you were going to work in Brazil and you got as far as High Wycombe” 👌💐💕

#TheArchers Josh you twat. There’s ways and means, times and places.

BUNTING KALXON OMG OMG #TheArchers

#TheArchers Tony’s bedding Angus. We’re not here to judge mate.

Brothers hey! #TheArchers