This is a rabbit hole specifically designed to suck @yanny.bsky.social in

They’ll have left a trail to follow

“Have you got some peas or something?” “Er… I can rustle you up a jacket potato if you’re hungry” #TheArchers

Not kidding. He needs to punch Will too. #TheArchers

Justin isn’t getting release excited about Kirsty’s beaver. Etc #TheArchers

“I really wish you’d been here last night for the release” “Was Rex’s videos that good Kirsty?” #TheArchers

#TheArchers Annnnnnd Ed manages to make it worse. Mission accomplished.

#TheArchers “Did you get a chance to watch the beaver footage I sent you?” Justin:

#TheArchers “George are you off to do the turkeys?” “No, not seeing Will or Emma today mate.”

Nigel Farage has spent £1m taking out adverts in the papers to distract from the Nathan Gill Russian bribe scandal. We can't let him buy himself out of this. We need an investigation into Russian influence in our politics.

#TheArchers Justin raises an interesting prospect. He’s worked out how to monetise Rex’s ‘special interest’ videos.

#TheArchers George summed it quite perfectly to be honest there.

#TheArchers “I knew before I said something, which is really tricky for the listeners”

#TheArchers “This is George you know what to do” The full message. “This is George you know what to do. I’m now putting Alice in the drivers seat.”

#TheArchers That was a Grundy Sliding Doors moment. Or something.

#TheArchers “You want to sell your engagement ring?” “No, I don’t want it at all?”

#TheArchers Tracey bursting into Brad’s room. He could have been doing anything. Like a quadratic equation.

#TheArchers Typical grandpa, he’d lose his head if it wasn’t sewn on by Clarrie every day.

Rex when he sends the wrong kind of beaver video to Alice. #TheArchers

Rex when he sends the wrong kind of beaver video to Alice. #TheArchers

Alice and Rex. Jeeze Rex. How many beavers do you want? #TheArchers

Rex is pedalling beaver videos. DEFUND THE BBC #TheArchers

Joy, Ruth etc: “Tony, I hope you don’t think we’re being insensitive by suggesting a tractor themed event to coincide with the anniversary of your sons untimely death, who sadly died underneath a said tractor.” #TheArchers

#TheArchers Beaver Cams. Another new character? Enough is enough.

Joy: “I’m sure you were there for him, apart from that time when he fucked it up in that old tractor of yours” #TheArchers

#TheArchers Beaver release. Had worse days, says Tony.

#TheArchers “Hello Tony you’re just the person” is a line never said before.

Still reeling from the Stanford report on Brexit. Reduced GDP by up to 8% and investment by as much as 18%. The UK Treasury would have £40 billion more each year if Britain had remained in the EU. Devastating self-immolation.

Agreed. He’s invited the Felpersham Swingers Society round for Christmas Dinner. Leonard wants a leg, whereas David’s more of a breast man. #TheArchers

Twitter accounts are based in Russia. BlueSky accounts are based in homes with, frankly, too many books, plants, obsolete cables, and pieces of rustic pottery, that could do with a bit of a tidying up, to be honest.

Gill-ty as charged. I wonder if Nigel Farage will be giving a press conference on this one?

I prefer the term “Cunt”

The holiday storyline in #TheArchers is so utterly bizarre, I keep having to check I’ve not had a stroke or a breakdown before listening to the episode. Even by the standards of radio soap opera based in a fictional rural England, it’s absolutely mad.

This is complete shite #TheArchers

#TheArchers Tom: “Natasha shut the fuck up but we’ve lost our farm sitter”

#TheArchers Tony is a knarky bugger but I’m with him on this. Tom you twat.

#TheArchers Jakob: “It’s a shame Brian had to pull out” Lillian: “Yeah well, he still managed Ruaauauri so it is what it is”

#TheArchers Tony: “Don’t worry about the girls, they’ll be fine with me and your mum…and Otto!”

Family holiday. Oh fuck. I’m not ready for this. #TheArchers

Black Friday is the day after Thanksgiving in the US. It does not exist in the UK so stop creating advertising and marketing to sell people more crap. Yes, I AM irritated.

Today I shall be mostly writing (Book2 - 13 Chapters in) and eating toast. My attempt at intelligent face 👇😅

After an exceptionally mild week across many areas, we are going to get a taste of winter as cold Arctic air plunges down from the north So it's probably time to get the big coat out 🥶

#TheArchers George: “I know you’re not who you would have chosen for your daughter, but at least I haven’t got a beaver fixation.” SMACK!

Hope Rex isn’t too preoccupied with Beavers tonight. #TheArchers

Stop fooking raining ☔️

#TheArchers Ambers dad when George walks in.

#TheArchers “Amber was quiet, did she eat any chicken?” “Jerk”

“I know you’re frustrated” “I thought it’d be hard but not this hard” CarryonAmbridge. #TheArchers

The scales have fallen from Amber’s eyes. Or something. #TheArchers

#TheArchers “I did this thing I saw online, where you get somebody else to clean your house for you”