“For your own safety stand behind the yellow line”… if you’re blind you can stand a bit closer you’ll be fine.

Wine tasting today.. India and I are enjoying our hard work with a trip to one of my fave restaurants.. Noble Rot. A wine lovers delight! X

Don’t forget today is the day we open at 3 pm for the book launch, come along and enjoy a trappers @beersinchester.bsky.social @stephenslack.bsky.social @editorcamra.bsky.social

Just seen a wagtail in the garden. Which was nice.

Tonight I shall mainly be eating a big fat ribeye washed down with claret.

Arguably Jurgen Klopp’s greatest achievement isn’t winning a premiership or the champions league. His handing over an amazing squad was also something to be proud of. Greatest of all was after all that to still have the ability to get excited about saving 30 quid on a bang average hotel room.

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Are there any current model Dacia owners reading this? Specifically mostly the Duster / Bigster - what are they really like to own? Are the interior plastics nasty? Is there a load of road noise? Are the seats pleasantly squishy under your bot-bot? Are the tiny engines *too* tiny?

‘It’s ridiculous’: publicans bemused by rise of single-file queues to get served

Having just seen the girls aloud video for Jump. My conclusion, the security at No. 10 Downing Street leaves a lot to be desired.

Balls deep in pizza & the star of the show is the red lambrusco @paysan.bsky.social

⬇️ don’t compost until you are sure planet earth is dead. ⬇️ These are results for will ivy survive nuclear winter AI Overview Ivy is highly likely to survive a nuclear winter due to its extreme hardiness, deep, robust root systems, and ability ….etc.

India told me to stop buying Chambolle Musigny. So I bought a bottle from 1964. You can never have too much Shammy B’ xx

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TOTP.. I’ve said this quite often, a couple of years of minimum wage, investment in education and health. Low unemployment and strong economy lead to nothing to rebel against and thusly dull music.

I wonder who the reporter for the Borchester Life is?

He’s becoming a friend.

Imagine if Starmer had accidentally claimed an extra fiver on Universal Credit - he’d be facing the full might of the media by now. Imagine if Farage’s foreign national girlfriend bought a house for £860k in cash in Clacton, Farage would be facing the full might of the media by now..

I think I’ll ask the question every year until I get an angry answer.

Fuck me absolutely this.. I was attempting to buy a bench on eBay and I’d say over 50% didn’t have the length available.

I could not care any less or willing to spend a nanosecond finding out about this.

For #ThrowbackThursday it’s Bright and Breezy, and Simply the Best, seen at #rhswisley last September. Have a good day everyone, take care, stay dry if you can. #roses 🌱

Lovely stuff!

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There are many markers and flags in recent British history which show the decline in the country’s culture and economy. Brexit referendum being the most obvious. The renaming of macaroni cheese as Mac & cheese being another.

Just landing today.. Clos des mouches 1995 .. lovely stuff!!

Whenever some new policy that helps people there’s always a twat that says it will affect pension funds.. today ground rent. Yesterday it was apartheid and slavery.

Auschwitz was at the end of a process. We must remember that it did not start from gas chambers. This hatred gradually developed: from ideas, words, stereotypes & prejudice through legal exclusion, dehumanization & escalating violence... to systematic and industrial murder. Auschwitz took time.

Be in no doubt: the far right in the UK - Reform, Farage, Tommy Robinson and their supporters - are looking at what is happening in the US and saying: “That’s what we must have here.”

You know those belters who’d have us out of the ECHR.. look at what ICE is doing in the US. That’s why we need overarching protections against rogue governments.

Has anyone ever been murdered., beaten or unduly detained for protesting against democratic socialism ?

Don’t judge love on kisses or sexy underwear but on getting you chickoland for your drunken arrival home x

I wholeheartedly prefer pre 2010 G&t presentation and lack of faff over today’s song and dance and circus tricks.

Fernando is more a Simon and Garfunkel than abba. My favourite abba song though.

Hitting the whites hard coz this is my Friday January pay day treat #wine @paysan.bsky.social

Macbeth at Storyhouse: thechesterblog.com/2026/01/21/m...

Klimt Eastwood

Thank goodness I'm not Angela Raynor, otherwise the press would have hounded me out of office.

I’ve got some mice in my garden.. the little fuckers can piss off, I’m not interested in any rodent workery. I’m gonna feed them rich food, foie gras, kebabs and port. They’re gonna suffer with gout and heart disease until they piss off. That’ll teach ‘em.

The absolute peace that I feel in these moments can only be described through my lens. @theroyalparks.bsky.social #stag #sunrise

Is there a hyphen in ‘sub human scum’? I’m writing an email to Reform Party HQ and want it to be as professional as possible.

There's a massive overlap between miserable whiny sods and lads who listen to right wing influencers and obsess about protein. Eat some chips and do something good for other people lads. It'll cheer you up.

I’m often asked what to do when confronted by a T Rex.. my advice is always the same. Appeal to its sense of fair play then challenge it to a winner takes all arm wrestle.

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