Q: Did you post that picture of yourself depicted as the Pope? TRUMP: I did post it and I thought it was me as a dentist saying "I see only one cavity." Only the fake news could come up with that one.

in the US is the word "Doctor" used as a slang term for lunatic???

Trump media company drops lawsuit against the Guardian

Just seen my first Housemartin of the year. Happy hour again?

Due to advancements in DNA understanding and Genetic mapping scientists now have a precise idea of what Cleopatra looked liked.

Lovely pint of Bass in @oldecottage.bsky.social

Yes Trev! 💪💪 @oldecottage.bsky.social

We see the same heads.. who tried to stop this.. trump, Farage and Putin. There are your treasonous haters of western liberty. Haters of social democracy, of welfare, of justice, of love.

Hearing that JD Vance has endorsed Tottenham Hotspur

I can’t look at Legolas and not see a blonde Filip.

The defeat of Victor Orban in Hungary is a sad day for those of us who hate democracy and love Vladimir Putin.

Is Hungary the start of the turn in the tide? Will it mark the beginning of the end to the evil from the likes of Putin, trump, Farage et al?? Hope is a dandelion seed in the breeze.

The hobbits get very excited by the arrival of The Eagles. Odd little fury toed lads.

nationwide adverts… the person I least despise is the guy they mock. His assistant- get another job and some genitalia .. his daughter is an entitled hypocritical brat. He’s a twat but at least he’s honest twat.

Private companies that sign contracts to deliver public services and then fail to do so should never be allowed to pay dividends to shareholders. A shareholder is a company owner. A company owner who takes public money, doesn't deliver, but takes profit, should be prosecuted.

are you Hungary? have some Viktor All Bran.

I’ve won a lucky dip on the lottery. As it’s being marketed as lucky I can only assume I should start viewing mansions and order myself a fancy car.

No joke: I got angry hate mail today for writing an obituary of a Black woman scientist—because the person felt she did didn’t deserve the recognition. Which just makes me want to share it again: www.nature.com/articles/d41...

Just met a lovely young lady in the shop.. she’s Mexican and lives in San Sebastián, basque Spain. Works in a wine shop / student . I’m going there for my hols this year and she’s gonna give some insider knowledge . Made my day! Love stuff like this .

Me and H are back on it next month! Sunday May 10th, from 6pm, upstairs at @thatbeerplace.co.uk Great tunes, great vibes, free entry. Get on it! X

Rosemary is a garden hero! It’s low-maintenance, drought-tolerant, & repels common pests like cabbage moths, carrot flies & aphids. Perfect with broccoli, carrots, spuds & more—grow it once, harvest for years! Grow guide here: vegplotter.com/grow-guides/...

We have just launched our election slogan.

This morning, Zack Polanski declared that "Brexit was one of the most catastrophic decisions this country has ever made", and we couldn't agree more. Help us to rebuild the UK-EU relationship by joining European Movement UK: link below.

My wife looked really surprised when I said I didn't like what she'd done with her eyebrows.

Earlier at #Chesters finest #Wine and #Beer establishment,outstanding choice & quality service, highly recommended #Paysan 🍷 #Cavernofthecuriousgmome 🍺

I'm such an excellent judge of character.

Is this c*nt ever right?

Champagne inspector wearing a protective mask against shattering bottles during inspection and disgorging. Unknown photographer, 1933. Bettmann Archive.

Lots of bees, ladybirds and butterflies on the move in my garden today. Lovely.

After working most of the Easter weekend, I have my first day off today. And I'm back out in Chester! The weather is great today too! Started at The Architect and now I'm at @paysan.bsky.social with a Fruh Kolsch #BskyBeer

Good point. Still, imagine what a Britain Trump, let's call home Nigel, might be able to do in the UK if elected.

ive had a much appreciated relaxing afternoon. I've cooked a pile of confit duck legs. just gorging on them now with a wonderfully savoury bottle of Beaune red. bliss x

This is my kinda beer. Proper sour kriek. Lsmbictastic.

Cherry blossoms in Japan.

A different perspective. Always helpful.

If you’re bored today. Go to B&Q and watch folk finding out it’s closed. The smiles on one partners face and the frowns on the others.

Today’s poem is called ‘Add to Basket’.

There are several things I have an irrational hatred of. Born from a tiny grain of logical dislike that grows into an utter hate. One of these is this type of coat.

the loveliest thing about cop shows on tv is that Dempsey and Makepeace are still happily married in real life from meeting on the show. cute as a fluffy bunny.

A light little hoppy pale, Headless by @redwillowbrewery.bsky.social in @curiousgnome.bsky.social Cheers all and hoping you all have a peaceful Easter #bskybeer

Oh @paysan.bsky.social I love you.

Früh with a view in Cologne 🇩🇪 🍻 #BskyBeer

Very chester based tweet. When the kids on the Roman tour with their shields and swords go by enthusiastically shouting “sin dex sin” I look for the one who doesn’t give a fuck. (S)he’s the one I admire.

I think I prefer to pay more for a hotel than be associated with the blokes on trivago adverts.

Brauhaus FRÜH am Dom in Cologne 🇩🇪 🍻 No, I didn't buy any socks #BskyBeer

Alive alive Oh

John Studbottom England, Cumbria, Parish Registers, 1538-1990

Set my alarm this morning cos clocks going forward. I turned it off instead of snoozing it as it was effectively 5.30 and who gets up then??? . Overslept. Got to work to realise I’d left my work keys at home. Fuck you summer time / old age.